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Book Synopsis Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're In Trouble! by : Christiana Miller
Download or read book Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're In Trouble! written by Christiana Miller and published by HekaRose Publishing. This book was released on 2015-10-04 with total page 312 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mara’s in hell! Neither one of the guys in her life is talking to her. Paul, her ex-boyfriend, is afraid she’s going to give birth to a baby demon—complete with horns and hooves. He wants proof that he’s actually the father. And her best friend, Gus, is so obsessed with his new boyfriend and his plans for the late, great, Lord Grundleshanks the Poisonous Toad, he has no time for anyone else. After Gus flips the seasons and manages to bring summer into winter, everything starts going weirdly wrong. Summer refuses to leave. Household electronics start going haywire. When J.J., a local boy, vanishes from Mara's car, Mara begins to suspect he's been turned into a rat. But it’s such a crazy idea, who could she possibly talk to abut it? Then, her dead Aunt Tillie shows up to warn her that Gus is in trouble—big trouble—and it’s up to Mara to save him. Before Mara can stop him, Gus opens up a portal to Hell and the Devil comes calling. Now, she’s got her hands full, trying to find out what happened to J.J., assure Paul she’s not going to give birth to a mythological creature, and broker a truce between Gus and the Devil before Gus becomes Hell’s newest resident.
Book Synopsis Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Canning Demons by : Christiana Miller
Download or read book Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Canning Demons written by Christiana Miller and published by Christiana MIller. This book was released on with total page 327 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Towards the end of her pregnancy, Mara and Gus get a call for help, from Mama Lua. Mama Lua has to go to New Orleans for a family emergency, but her store is under attack and she can’t leave it unattended. She asks Mara and Gus if they can fill in for her while she’s gone, deal with the assorted, eccentric customers, and figure out who’s trying to shut her down. When Mara and Gus arrive in Los Angeles, they have their hands full and Mama Lua is nowhere to be found. Aunt Tillie, who insisted on accompanying them, has her own reasons for wanting to be in Los Angeles, and isn’t being very forthcoming. Mara and Gus soon find themselves knee-deep in paranormal weirdness. Not only does Mara catch a wannabe vampire feeding on the customers, there’s a flesh-eating demon on the loose, working its way up the food chain, and now someone’s called up a homunculus. It’s up to Mara and Gus to sort everything out and can that demon before it claims any more victims on its homicidal snacking binge. But they need to get things under control fast, before Mara goes into labor and her unusual baby makes its long-awaited appearance in their world.
Book Synopsis Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Kidnapping Cupid by : Christiana Miller
Download or read book Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Kidnapping Cupid written by Christiana Miller and published by HekaRose Publishing. This book was released on 2016-07-14 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead by : Christiana Miller
Download or read book Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead written by Christiana Miller and published by Christiana MIller. This book was released on 2015-09-02 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: (The 2016 e-book version of Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead includes a Q & A with the Author). A little magic can go a long way -- to really screwing up a girl's life! Mara is having the worst month of her life. At least, that's what her cards tell her and they've never been wrong. She's evicted from her apartment, loses her job and is banned from Beverly Hills. So when the tarot cards predict her imminent demise, she uses a little magic to make her world right. Suddenly, an aunt she's never met dies, leaving Mara as her sole heir. But when Mara moves into her inherited home, she discovers Aunt Tillie never moved out. She's still one pissed-off old lady, even post-mortem, and she blames Mara's magical meddling for her death. When Mara accidentally releases a demon and awakens the spirit of the most powerful witch in history, Tillie's ready to kill her -- literally. It's the only way she can think of to save the girl from herself. The witch and the demon, however, have other plans for Mara's body!
Download or read book KrampusKlaus written by Christiana Miller and published by Christiana MIller. This book was released on 2017-06-06 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Gina and Bobby wake up at midnight on Christmas Eve, they catch Santa in the middle of his present deliveries—but he’s unlike any Santa they’ve ever imagined. He’s short-tempered, rude and wouldn’t know jolly if it ran him over with a sleigh. It turns out that Santa has been cursed. Gina and Bobby don’t figure out a way to save Santa, he’ll turn into the demonic Krampus, (Hell’s official Punisher and Tormentor of Naughty Children), forever. This short story was originally published in the holiday anthology Naughty or Nice.
Book Synopsis Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie It's a Vampire's World by : Christiana Miller
Download or read book Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie It's a Vampire's World written by Christiana Miller and published by Christiana MIller. This book was released on with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Mara’s vampire half-brother Vin resurfaces in the haunted streets of San Diego, he steps into a world teetering on the edge of paranormal pandemonium. Otherworldly chaos has reigned in his absence, and the baby bats under his wing have been useless. All except one. Morty, despite generally being a pain in his fangs, is showing more promise than expected. Together, Vin and Morty embark on a perilous journey, tracing the sinister threads of an Otherworld conspiracy to a hidden dive bar, where a cataclysmic showdown threatens to unleash chaos upon the world. But the life hanging in the balance isn’t just any life—it’s the one Vin would sacrifice everything to protect. As the night unfolds, Vin will confront malevolent demons and vengeful angels, testing his skills and survival instincts to the limit. The odds are stacked against him, and the clock is ticking. Will Vin emerge from this nightmare unscathed, or will he pay the ultimate price in his quest to protect the life he cherishes most? This story takes place after Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We’re Canning Demons. (Note: This was originally written as a short story for an anthology. It’s come a long way since then… Warning: This is a vampire story, so it does have language, blood and a little bit of sex.)
Book Synopsis 100 of the Most Outrageous Comments about Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead by : Owen Young
Download or read book 100 of the Most Outrageous Comments about Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead written by Owen Young and published by Lennex. This book was released on 2013-01 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this book, we have hand-picked the most sophisticated, unanticipated, absorbing (if not at times crackpot!), original and musing book reviews of "Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead." Don't say we didn't warn you: these reviews are known to shock with their unconventionality or intimacy. Some may be startled by their biting sincerity; others may be spellbound by their unbridled flights of fantasy. Don't buy this book if: 1. You don't have nerves of steel. 2. You expect to get pregnant in the next five minutes. 3. You've heard it all.
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Download or read book Farm Journal and Country Gentleman written by and published by . This book was released on 1927 with total page 902 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Download or read book Cold Magic written by Kate Elliott and published by Orbit. This book was released on 2010-09-09 with total page 544 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Wild Hunt is stirring - and the dragons are finally waking from their long sleep... Cat Barahal was the only survivor of the flood that took her parents. Raised by her extended family, she and her cousin, Bee, are unaware of the dangers that threaten them both. Though they are in beginning of the Industrial Age, magic - and the power of the Cold Mages - still hold sway. Now, betrayed by her family and forced to marry a powerful Cold Mage, Cat will be drawn into a labyrinth of politics. There she will learn the full ruthlessness of the rule of the Cold Mages. What do the Cold Mages want from her? And who will help Cat in her struggle against them?
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Book Synopsis Tillie by : Helen Reimensnyder Martin
Download or read book Tillie written by Helen Reimensnyder Martin and published by Copp, Clark. This book was released on 1904 with total page 360 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Song of the Lark by : Willa Cather
Download or read book The Song of the Lark written by Willa Cather and published by . This book was released on 1915 with total page 508 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A novelist and short-story writer, Willa Cather is today widely regarded as one of the foremost American authors of the twentieth century. Particularly renowned for the memorable women she created for such works as My Antonia and O Pioneers!, she pens the portrait of another formidable character in The Song of the Lark. This, her third novel, traces the struggle of the woman as artist in an era when a woman's role was far more rigidly defined than it is today. The prototype for the main character as a child and adolescent was Cather herself, while a leading Wagnerian soprano at the Metropolitan Opera (Olive Fremstad) became the model for Thea Kronborg, the singer who defies the limitations placed on women of her time and social station to become an international opera star. A coming-of-age-novel, important for the issues of gender and class that it explores, The Song of the Lark is one of Cather's most popular and lyrical works. Book jacket.
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Book Synopsis Flip the Witch Switch by : Amanda M Lee
Download or read book Flip the Witch Switch written by Amanda M Lee and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-04 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bay Winchester and Landon Michaels are looking for a romantic outing, revisiting the past now that they know they met as children. That trip leads them to the camp they visited back in the day ... and to a new adventure.It's a happy excursion down memory lane until they happen upon the old pool and discover a hand poking out of an ancient cover. That means their day off becomes an official investigation.Once identification comes through, Bay starts digging ... and hard ... to find out why a young woman writing a book would go missing in Hemlock Cove. The information she finds is disturbing ... and the answers to the present case may come from the past, and a long-forgotten missing person's case.There's a lot going on. Mrs. Little is trying to buy the property and wants the crime kept secret, which means Aunt Tillie is on a rampage to make sure her mortal enemy doesn't win ... even if the prize is something she doesn't really want.The Winchester witches are in turmoil. The local police chief is officially dating Bay's mother, one of their own is keeping a huge secret, and they have a wedding coming up so that means dress fittings and place setting decisions galore.Bay is on deck and has to figure it all out. She's going to need help to do it. Even then, with her team in place, she might not come out on the winning side.There's a killer hiding in the shadows and death is coming. It's going to take everyone working together to uncover the truth.Can they pull it off?
