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Book Synopsis Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead by : Christiana Miller
Download or read book Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead written by Christiana Miller and published by Christiana MIller. This book was released on 2015-09-02 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: (The 2016 e-book version of Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead includes a Q & A with the Author). A little magic can go a long way -- to really screwing up a girl's life! Mara is having the worst month of her life. At least, that's what her cards tell her and they've never been wrong. She's evicted from her apartment, loses her job and is banned from Beverly Hills. So when the tarot cards predict her imminent demise, she uses a little magic to make her world right. Suddenly, an aunt she's never met dies, leaving Mara as her sole heir. But when Mara moves into her inherited home, she discovers Aunt Tillie never moved out. She's still one pissed-off old lady, even post-mortem, and she blames Mara's magical meddling for her death. When Mara accidentally releases a demon and awakens the spirit of the most powerful witch in history, Tillie's ready to kill her -- literally. It's the only way she can think of to save the girl from herself. The witch and the demon, however, have other plans for Mara's body!
Book Synopsis Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're In Trouble! by : Christiana Miller
Download or read book Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're In Trouble! written by Christiana Miller and published by HekaRose Publishing. This book was released on 2015-10-04 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mara’s in hell! Neither one of the guys in her life is talking to her. Paul, her ex-boyfriend, is afraid she’s going to give birth to a baby demon—complete with horns and hooves. He wants proof that he’s actually the father. And her best friend, Gus, is so obsessed with his new boyfriend and his plans for the late, great, Lord Grundleshanks the Poisonous Toad, he has no time for anyone else. After Gus flips the seasons and manages to bring summer into winter, everything starts going weirdly wrong. Summer refuses to leave. Household electronics start going haywire. When J.J., a local boy, vanishes from Mara's car, Mara begins to suspect he's been turned into a rat. But it’s such a crazy idea, who could she possibly talk to abut it? Then, her dead Aunt Tillie shows up to warn her that Gus is in trouble—big trouble—and it’s up to Mara to save him. Before Mara can stop him, Gus opens up a portal to Hell and the Devil comes calling. Now, she’s got her hands full, trying to find out what happened to J.J., assure Paul she’s not going to give birth to a mythological creature, and broker a truce between Gus and the Devil before Gus becomes Hell’s newest resident.
Book Synopsis Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Canning Demons by : Christiana Miller
Download or read book Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Canning Demons written by Christiana Miller and published by Christiana MIller. This book was released on with total page 360 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Towards the end of her pregnancy, Mara and Gus get a call for help, from Mama Lua. Mama Lua has to go to New Orleans for a family emergency, but her store is under attack and she can’t leave it unattended. She asks Mara and Gus if they can fill in for her while she’s gone, deal with the assorted, eccentric customers, and figure out who’s trying to shut her down. When Mara and Gus arrive in Los Angeles, they have their hands full and Mama Lua is nowhere to be found. Aunt Tillie, who insisted on accompanying them, has her own reasons for wanting to be in Los Angeles, and isn’t being very forthcoming. Mara and Gus soon find themselves knee-deep in paranormal weirdness. Not only does Mara catch a wannabe vampire feeding on the customers, there’s a flesh-eating demon on the loose, working its way up the food chain, and now someone’s called up a homunculus. It’s up to Mara and Gus to sort everything out and can that demon before it claims any more victims on its homicidal snacking binge. But they need to get things under control fast, before Mara goes into labor and her unusual baby makes its long-awaited appearance in their world.
Book Synopsis Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Kidnapping Cupid by : Christiana Miller
Download or read book Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Kidnapping Cupid written by Christiana Miller and published by HekaRose Publishing. This book was released on 2016-07-14 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Thief Who Stole Midnight by : Christiana Miller
Download or read book The Thief Who Stole Midnight written by Christiana Miller and published by HekaRose Publishing. This book was released on 2018-10-20 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mike and Maddie, a young couple with a new baby, are rushing home to prepare for their first New Year’s Eve party as a family. When they arrive, however, they’re shocked to find their condo has been burgled. Even worse, the burglar is still there—passed out on their bed! But New Year’s Eve in Chicago means they’re on a wait list for the cops. With Maddie’s anti-city, pro-suburb Greek family due to arrive at any minute, they decide to take matters into their own hands. Which means this night is about to go from wacky to worse. This is a farcical New Year’s Eve romp, told in alternating first person, between Maddie and her best friend, Rio
Book Synopsis Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Kidnapping Cupid by : Christiana Miller
Download or read book Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Kidnapping Cupid written by Christiana Miller and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-14 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Devil's after Mara and Paul's got the hots for Gus? What the heck is going on?! Mara's and Gus's love lives get turned upside down when Cupid shows up with a vendetta to settle--and decides to use Gus and Mara as his tools. Cupid underestimates Gus's resourcefulness though, and when Mara comes home, she finds him trapped in a cage, in their living room. But Valentine's Day is fast approaching, and with Gus absolutely refusing to let Cupid go, Aphrodite comes calling, to collect her son. (This novella includes a Q&A with the author in the Author Notes, as well as the original short story that the novella is based on). Series Order: Book One: Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead Book Two: Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're In Trouble Book Three: Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Kidnapping Cupid Book Four: Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Canning Demons
Download or read book KrampusKlaus written by Christiana Miller and published by Christiana MIller. This book was released on 2017-06-06 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Gina and Bobby wake up at midnight on Christmas Eve, they catch Santa in the middle of his present deliveries—but he’s unlike any Santa they’ve ever imagined. He’s short-tempered, rude and wouldn’t know jolly if it ran him over with a sleigh. It turns out that Santa has been cursed. Gina and Bobby don’t figure out a way to save Santa, he’ll turn into the demonic Krampus, (Hell’s official Punisher and Tormentor of Naughty Children), forever. This short story was originally published in the holiday anthology Naughty or Nice.
Book Synopsis Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie It's a Vampire's World by : Christiana Miller
Download or read book Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie It's a Vampire's World written by Christiana Miller and published by Christiana MIller. This book was released on with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Mara’s vampire half-brother Vin resurfaces in the haunted streets of San Diego, he steps into a world teetering on the edge of paranormal pandemonium. Otherworldly chaos has reigned in his absence, and the baby bats under his wing have been useless. All except one. Morty, despite generally being a pain in his fangs, is showing more promise than expected. Together, Vin and Morty embark on a perilous journey, tracing the sinister threads of an Otherworld conspiracy to a hidden dive bar, where a cataclysmic showdown threatens to unleash chaos upon the world. But the life hanging in the balance isn’t just any life—it’s the one Vin would sacrifice everything to protect. As the night unfolds, Vin will confront malevolent demons and vengeful angels, testing his skills and survival instincts to the limit. The odds are stacked against him, and the clock is ticking. Will Vin emerge from this nightmare unscathed, or will he pay the ultimate price in his quest to protect the life he cherishes most? This story takes place after Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We’re Canning Demons. (Note: This was originally written as a short story for an anthology. It’s come a long way since then… Warning: This is a vampire story, so it does have language, blood and a little bit of sex.)
Book Synopsis Bubba and the Dead Woman by : C. L. Bevill
Download or read book Bubba and the Dead Woman written by C. L. Bevill and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-11-01 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bubba Snoddy is a good old country boy with a big problem. Although he's personable, handsome, and lives in a historical Southern mansion in a small Texas town, he has just discovered the dead body of a woman to whom he was once engaged to marry. His ex-fiancée was responsible for Bubba being thrown out of the military which in turn caused his shameful return to the tiny town of Pegramville, where everyone is a consummate gossip and no one has any secrets. Sheriff John Headrick, the townsfolk, and his own mother believes Bubba killed his ex-fiancée in a fit of vengeful rage. To top it all off, there are some mighty strange goings-on at the Snoddy Mansion, where ghosts walk the halls rattling chains in the midnight hour, and Bubba's own sainted mother, Miz Demetrice, runs an illegal gambling ring. Rumors run merrily rampant about Bubba, decadent Snoddy ancestors, missing Civil War gold, a to-die-for sheriff's deputy with the greenest eyes Bubba's ever seen, and a Basset Hound named Precious who likes to nip first and ask questions later. Bubba has to find out exactly who did murder his ex-fiancée and quickly before he goes to jail for the crime, or before someone murders him.
Download or read book Annie's Ghosts written by Steve Luxenberg and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2009-05-05 with total page 508 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Beth Luxenberg was an only child. Or so everyone thought. Six months after Beth's death, her secret emerged. It had a name: Annie. Praise for Annie's Ghosts "Annie's Ghosts is one of the most remarkable books I have ever read . . . From mental institutions to the Holocaust, from mothers and fathers to children and childhood, with its mysteries, sadness, and joy--this book is one emotional ride."--Bob Woodward, author of The War Within and State of Denial "Steve Luxenberg sleuths his family's hidden history with the skills of an investigative reporter, the instincts of a mystery writer, and the sympathy of a loving son. His rediscovery of one lost woman illuminates the shocking fate of thousands of Americans who disappeared just a generation ago."--Tony Horwitz, author of A Voyage Long and Strange and Confederates in the Attic "I started reading within minutes of picking up this book, and was instantly mesmerized. It's a riveting detective story, a moving family saga, an enlightening if heartbreaking chapter in the history of America's treatment of people born with what we now call special needs." -- Deborah Tannen, author of You Just Don't Understand and You're Wearing That "This is a memoir that pushes the journalistic envelope . . . Luxenberg has written a fascinating personal story as well as a report on our communal response to the mentally ill." -- Helen Epstein, author of Where She Came From and Children of the Holocaust "A wise, affecting new memoir of family secrets and posthumous absolution." -- The Washington Post "Annie's Ghosts will resonate for many, whether the chords have to do with family secrets, the Depression, memories of a thriving Detroit, the Holocaust's horrors, or the immigrant experience." -- The Detroit Free Press
Book Synopsis A Thousand Boy Kisses by : Tillie Cole
Download or read book A Thousand Boy Kisses written by Tillie Cole and published by Random House. This book was released on 2022-07-14 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DISCOVER THE UNFORGETTABLE TIKTOK SENSATION THAT HAS CAPTURED MILLIONS OF HEARTS 'This book is breathtakingly, heartbreakingly beautiful. You will cry ugly tears' 5***** READER REVIEW 'So moving that it left me sobbing but at the same time filled my heart. Beautiful, tragic, heartbreakingly wonderful' 5***** READER REVIEW 'It is without a doubt the biggest ugly cry I have ever had from a book' 5***** READER REVIEW ________ Two hearts. One love story. An ending you will never forget . . . Rune Kristiansen and Poppy Litchfield met as children and swore to be friends forever. As teenagers, their friendship grew into a love that promised to last a lifetime. But their worlds were shattered when Rune was sent home to his native Norway. Two years later, Rune is back, and Poppy is ready for their happy ever after to begin. But the boy who returns is not the Rune she remembers. What happened to turn her sweet, thoughtful Rune into this brooding stranger? And will the secret Poppy is carrying bring them closer together or separate them forever? Discover the story that will break your heart and make you believe true love really does last for eternity . . . ________ 'I have read books that have had me ugly crying in the past but I honestly don't think I've read a book before this one where tears flowed in every single chapter' 5***** READER REVIEW 'The most heartbreaking, soul-shattering yet beautiful book I have ever read . . . I sobbed. I mean ugly crying' 5***** READER REVIEW 'One of the most beautiful and most heartbreaking books I have ever read' 5***** READER REVIEW 'Rune couldn't have been more perfect, nor Poppy more perfect for him' 5***** READER REVIEW
Book Synopsis Corpse Whisperer Sworn by : H.R. Boldwood
Download or read book Corpse Whisperer Sworn written by H.R. Boldwood and published by Third Street Press. This book was released on 2020-04-30 with total page 315 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Follow Allie Nighthawk to exciting New Orleans where she raises the dead, puts down rotters, and dabbles in the mystical world of hoodoo. She’s on the trail of an evil necromancer who will stop at nothing to rule the world with his army of deadheads. Is her magick strong enough to save the day? Or will this necromancer from her past kill her before she gets the chance? She figures she’s got a fifty-fifty shot. Make that forty-sixty.
Book Synopsis Life Among the Tombstones by : H.R. Boldwood
Download or read book Life Among the Tombstones written by H.R. Boldwood and published by Third Street Press. This book was released on 2020-11-05 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this prequel to The Corpse Whisperer series, financially challenged zombie hunter, Allie Nighthawk, returns to her hometown of Cincinnati and finds herself knee-deep in murder, mayhem, and zombies. Can she solve not one but two murders, and get away unscathed — when the good guys might not be so good, and a presence from her past returns for revenge?
Book Synopsis The Corpse Whisperer by : H.R. Boldwood
Download or read book The Corpse Whisperer written by H.R. Boldwood and published by Third Street Press. This book was released on 2018-12-26 with total page 319 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the world of Allie Nighthawk, corpse whisperer and badass zombie hunter. “If you raise deadheads, you’d better be able to put ‘em down. Nobody said it was pretty. But in this day, when vampires aren’t just for breakfast anymore, and the dead are disposable pawns for necromancers, someone has to ante up. Looks like I won the lotto. Imagine my delight. You should thank me, really, because the world is batshit crazy.” When the zombie population spikes and no one knows why, it’s up to Allie to solve the mystery. But there’s a hitch. She’s stuck babysitting Leo Abruzzi, a zombie-bitten gangster who’s turning state’s evidence. But the mob and a powerful necromancer will stop at nothing to take Leo and Allie down. Allie Nighthawk is Anita Blake on steroids, with a fondness for leather and Jack on the rocks. She has a healthy dose of Stephanie Plum and Rachel Morgan in her, too, though she’d never admit it. The battle between good and evil just got wicked fun.
Download or read book Monster, He Wrote written by Doug Molitor and published by Third Street Press. This book was released on 2017-12-24 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Drake Callahan is a struggling horror novelist who’s about to get married. He also moonlights for the LAPD as their consultant on cult murders. But the Full Moon Killings turn out to be something far worse. And then Drake finds his love life taking a weird turn... FULL MOON FEVER is a supernatural romantic comedy from the author of Memoirs of a Time Traveler.
Download or read book Pure Silver written by Doug Molitor and published by Third Street Press. This book was released on 2017-12-24 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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