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Shit Happens So Get Over It

Author : Summersdale
Publisher : Summersdale Publishers LTD
ISBN 13 : 0857655841
Total Pages : 157 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (576 download)

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Download or read book Shit Happens So Get Over It written by Summersdale and published by Summersdale Publishers LTD. This book was released on 2012-06-01 with total page 157 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Good advice for tough times "To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone." —Reba McEntire "You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you." —Mary Tyler Moore "Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink." —Charles Bukowski "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." —Mark Twain "Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither." —Benjamin Franklin "When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum." —Desmond Tutu Ever had one of those days when nothing seems to go your way? Poor little you. Now deal with it! Life is too short to spend moping around when instead you could be taking things with a pinch of salt—and a shot of tequila. Here's a book packed with straight-talking quotations to help you get a grip and find the brighter side.

Shit Happens

Author : James Alexander
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 0753545683
Total Pages : 84 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (535 download)

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Download or read book Shit Happens written by James Alexander and published by Random House. This book was released on 2016-11-03 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes you just need to chill the fuck out. Over thirty-five new intricate and meditative zentagle designs that feature classic and delightfully unique sweary words and mantras to help you relax, calm down and let go of all your stress and anxiety. Each single-sided page includes such stress-relieving words and phrases as 'Shit Tits', 'Dumbass', 'Thunder Cunt' and 'Wanker'. Why not try before you buy? Download four free pages at swearybook.com/shithappens WARNING contains seriously colourful language!

Shit Happens

Author : EILEEN. WHARTON
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781912604166
Total Pages : 294 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (41 download)

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Download or read book Shit Happens written by EILEEN. WHARTON and published by . This book was released on 2018-04-05 with total page 294 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: an emotional rollercoaster filled with humour and menace

Shit Happens!

Author : Karan Puri
Publisher : Prakash Books
ISBN 13 : 9788172343897
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (438 download)

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Download or read book Shit Happens! written by Karan Puri and published by Prakash Books. This book was released on 2012 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Hey, Shit Happens!

Author : Donald Gorbach
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781979190473
Total Pages : 182 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (94 download)

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Download or read book Hey, Shit Happens! written by Donald Gorbach and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-11-16 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to "Reality Coverbooks", where we've taken the most relevant subject matters and decided to leave the content to your imagination, so we left the inside blank. That's right! just a title page, a perfect quote to match the subject title and many blank pages with lines, for you to write your own lines. It's a perfect gift, greeting card, notebook, personal journal, a game, conversation piece, or the beginning of your own bestseller! It's better than a book, and with almost 100 titles, it'll be difficult for you to pick just one!

Shit Happens Get Over It

Author : Summersdale
Publisher : Summersdale
ISBN 13 : 9781786850218
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (52 download)

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Download or read book Shit Happens Get Over It written by Summersdale and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2017-05-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Some days you're the bug. Some days you're the windshield.' Price Cobb GOOD ADVICE FOR BAD TIMES. So what if you've just wrapped your new car round a lamp post, emailed your 'personal' snaps to the entire company by mistake or delivered a eulogy with your flies undone: shit happens - get over it! Here is a book packed with quotations to help you to get a grip and see the funny side.

Shit Happens

Author : Linda O. Fostek
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780692465943
Total Pages : 198 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (659 download)

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Download or read book Shit Happens written by Linda O. Fostek and published by . This book was released on 2015-06-13 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Disasters affect us all. It doesn't matter if it's a natural disaster that forces your family to evacuate on a moment's notice or your home is flooded or destroyed. It could be a personal disaster like death, divorce, or health. It could even be any number of little things that go wrong in our lives on a daily basis; a flat tire, a broken pipe, or a broken light-switch that can create chaos in your life. Disasters are all around us. How well we are prepared for them influences our ability to get through them. Do you have a disaster plan? If you don't, why not? What's stopping you from creating a plan to protect not only you, but, those you love the most? Do you know where to start? Could you collect your important papers on a moment's notice? Does your family know where to find important papers and information? Do you have a list of computer accounts and passwords for your loved ones if you were no longer here? Shit Happens will guide you step-by-step through the disaster planning process. You will work with your lawyer, accountant, financial planner, insurance agent, and funeral planner. You will gather and assemble all the pieces of your plan in your comprehensive "ICE" (in case of emergency) file and store your information securely. You will prepare for many emergencies by putting together your family disaster kit and checklist. Your family will know where to meet and what to do if separated during an emergency. You will create and share your plan with your loved ones. Planning for life's disasters is empowering. It will provide you with great peace of mind knowing you are prepared and your family will be safe and taken care of. Shit Happens is the blueprint to insure you will not only survive the disaster but you and your family will go on to thrive.

Shit Happens!

Author : David W Marpole
Publisher : Austin Macauley Publishers
ISBN 13 : 1528989309
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (289 download)

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Download or read book Shit Happens! written by David W Marpole and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2022-08-31 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The contents of this book are a perfectly true account of the noteworthy events that occurred before and during the author’s 53-year career in sewage treatment and water pollution control. Many of those events, referred to as “SHIT HAPPENINGS” were extremely amusing and some were absolutely hilarious, though in some cases they were undoubtedly dangerous to the author himself as well as others. Many of those occurrences were almost unbelievable but even after many years they remain etched into people’s memories. Some events could be regarded as ‘tragi-comic’; amusing for some people but causing misery, discomfort and despair as well for others. Some were indeed extremely tragic, where innocent lives were lost and most of these were caused by a combination of laziness, greed and lack of concern for others. These last three qualities were clearly shown in all the countries the author worked in: The United Kingdom (England, Scotland and Wales), Thailand, Hong Kong, Egypt, Turkey, Singapore, Taiwan, and Australia. However, it must be said that SHIT did not HAPPEN in all of them.

Figuring Shit Out

Author : Amy Biancolli
Publisher : Behler Publications, LLC
ISBN 13 : 1933016469
Total Pages : 245 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (33 download)

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Download or read book Figuring Shit Out written by Amy Biancolli and published by Behler Publications, LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-29 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Your life isn't over." My dad says this. "I mean, YOUR life isn't over. Beyond the kids. You'll go on living, doing things. This isn't it." I know, I assure him. I have the kids. They need me. They're my life now. "OK," he replies, then grunts—more of a brief hum. He only hums when he thinks I'm full of shit. Shockingly single. Amy Biancolli's life went off script more dramatically than most after her husband of twenty years jumped off the roof of a parking garage. Left with three children, a three-story house, and a pile of knotty psychological complications, Amy realizes the flooding dishwasher, dead car battery, rapidly growing lawn, basement sump pump, and broken doorknob aren't going to fix themselves. She also realizes that "figuring shit out" means accepting the horrors that came her way, rolling with them, slogging through them, helping others through theirs, and working her way through life with love and laughter. Amy Biancolli is an author and journalist whose column appears in the Albany Times Union. Before that, Amy served as film critic for the Houston Chronicle where her reviews, published around the country, won her the 2007 Comment and Criticism Award from the Texas Associated Press Managing Editors Association. Biancolli is the author of House of Holy Fools: A Family Portrait in Six Cracked Parts, which earned her Albany Author of the Year. Amy lives in Albany, New York, with her three children.

Sh*t Happens

Author : Debbie Lazarus
Publisher : Workman Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780761144366
Total Pages : 340 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (443 download)

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Download or read book Sh*t Happens written by Debbie Lazarus and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2006-01-01 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tragic, sensational, spine-chilling, and addictively entertaining, this collection is "The Darwin Awards" meets "The Stupidest Things Ever Said." In story after story readers meet the star-crossed, the extremely unlucky, and the fatally foolish, but isn't it nice to know that someone, somewhere, had a worse day?

Shit! (It Happens)

Author : Sara O'Melley
Publisher : Crombie Jardine Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1906051739
Total Pages : 69 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (6 download)

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Download or read book Shit! (It Happens) written by Sara O'Melley and published by Crombie Jardine Publishing. This book was released on 2005-09-01 with total page 69 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever thought that life is full of shit? That's because it is. Shit happens. You wake up and your alarm's been beeping for an hour. You hurry to get ready but your iron's on the blink. There's no milk in the fridge, the bread's gone mouldy, the shower's cold, and your travel card's out of date. A shitty start to the day? That's nothing! This is a celebration and commemoration of all things shit, dedicated to those who get in it and those who never got out of it.

When in Doubt Remember Fish Fuck It Shit Happens

Author : Journalin Time
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781723994135
Total Pages : 152 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (941 download)

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Download or read book When in Doubt Remember Fish Fuck It Shit Happens written by Journalin Time and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-09-24 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 8" x 10" (20.32 x 25.4 cm)/ 150 Pages-75 Sheets Black & White Interior on White Paper. * 5 mm dot grid pattern. * Glossy, durable, soft covered book. * First page is a Doodle Page to get your creativity started! * Great for Bullet Journaling, Sketching or practicing your Calligraphy. * Fully customizable. * Large size for huge ideas! Also makes a perfect gift!

The Meaning of Shit: a Scatalogicon

Author : Summersdale
Publisher : Summersdale
ISBN 13 : 9781849535021
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (35 download)

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Download or read book The Meaning of Shit: a Scatalogicon written by Summersdale and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2013-11-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A comical collection of altered quotes and sayings, ideal for anyone who can see that the world's going to shit What is the meaning of shit? Philosophers and fools all around the world have searched for the answer to this question, and now the world's extensive shit wisdom has been collected in this informative and meaningful collection. From doctors--take two shits and call me in the morning--to waiters--you want fries with that shit?--whether you're a Darwinist--it's survival of the shittest--or Catholic--if shit happens we deserve it--there's enough shit for everyone!

Didn't Nobody Give a Shit What Happened to Carlotta

Author : James Hannaham
Publisher : Little, Brown
ISBN 13 : 0316286427
Total Pages : 316 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (162 download)

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Download or read book Didn't Nobody Give a Shit What Happened to Carlotta written by James Hannaham and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2022-08-30 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the Hurston/Wright Legacy Award In this “dangerously hilarious” novel (Los Angeles Times), a trans woman reenters life on the outside after more than twenty years in a men’s prison, over one consequential Fourth of July weekend—from the author of the PEN/Faulkner Award winner Delicious Foods. Carlotta Mercedes has been misunderstood her entire life. When she was pulled into a robbery gone wrong, she still went by the name she’d grown up with in Fort Greene, Brooklyn—before it gentrified. But not long after her conviction, she took the name Carlotta and began to live as a woman, an embrace of selfhood that prison authorities rejected, keeping Carlotta trapped in an all-male cell block, abused by both inmates and guards, and often placed in solitary. In her fifth appearance before the parole board, Carlotta is at last granted conditional freedom and returns to a much-changed New York City. Over a whirlwind Fourth of July weekend, she struggles to reconcile with the son she left behind, to reunite with a family reluctant to accept her true identity, and to avoid any minor parole infraction that might get her consigned back to lockup. Written with the same astonishing verve of Delicious Foods, which dazzled critics and readers alike, Didn’t Nobody Give a Shit What Happened to Carlotta sweeps the reader through seemingly every street of Brooklyn, much as Joyce’s Ulysses does through Dublin. The novel sings with brio and ambition, delivering a fantastically entertaining read and a cast of unforgettable characters even as it challenges us to confront the glaring injustices of a prison system that continues to punish people long after their time has been served.

Shit

Author : Interpact Press
Publisher : Interpact Press
ISBN 13 : 9780962870071
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (7 download)

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Download or read book Shit written by Interpact Press and published by Interpact Press. This book was released on 2005-10 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a few short pages, you will learn how to use shit correctly in all social situations; how to introduce shit to toddlers and school kids; how to build shit into your everyday speech; how to include shit in all forms of writing, including business letters; how to measure shit; and how to make shit work for you and the entire family. More shit than you ever could fit in your brain.

Life Sucks and Then You Die

Author : Bandicoot Press
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 150 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (142 download)

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Download or read book Life Sucks and Then You Die written by Bandicoot Press and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-04 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We all know shit happens. In fact life sometimes feels like such a hot mess that it's hard to stay positive however the only person who can change this is you. Practising mindfulness and finding inner peace starts with writing things down. We are pleased to offer you this cheeky, irreverent journal with a rude quote on the cover delivered by a glamorous straight-talking pinup girl from the 1950s. It is the perfect gift for a friend, relative or colleague who tells it like it is and is known to enjoy the occasional cuss word. This notebook features:- 150 lined and illustrated pages in a convenient 6" x 9" format stylish vintage themed background images a "rate your life" slider to see how things are tracking standout boxes for writing appropriate phrases to describe your day (from "I got this", "I'm a bad bitch" and "I nailed it" to "FML", "Are you kidding me?" or "What is this shit?") journalling prompts for getting unstuck gratitude pages that gently aid in overcoming negativity and procrastination cheeky and (at times) downright rude quotes to make you laugh, pull up your big girl (or boy!) pants and get on with life no matter what it throws at you. Don't be afraid to have a rant. You can be sure our potty-mouthed pinup girl won't be shocked! By first accepting and acknowledging the negatives you can give yourself permission to identify and focus on the positives. Tell the naysayers to go fuck themselves. You've got this!

An Irrational Normality

Author : Daniel Dewey
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1503529827
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (35 download)

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Download or read book An Irrational Normality written by Daniel Dewey and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2015-01-23 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How Hot is Heaven? What is it to be Human? These and other questions are pondered in An Irrational Normality. An unusual creative non-fiction memoir not only because it makes living an everyday life in a schizophrenic world a compelling read, but ultimately answers, Who is responsible for What and is What responsible for Who? Armed with the pervasive subjugation of his soul by government authorities and religious institutions with their certainties and choices engraved in tomes and on stones, the author navigates a world overflowing with psychopathic politicians, religious fanatics, and other visionaries from New York States 1st Protestant orphanage to an Iraqi head Bobbing in a septic tank complicating the establishment of an FOB.