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Download or read book Roger's Profanisaurus written by Viz and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the playground to the boardroom, this lexicon of bad language makes, arguably, a more important contribution to the everyday vocabulary of the British Isles than the Oxford dictionary. Now, with over 10,000 entries, this edition features the latest in expletives, sexual obscenities and lavatorial euphemisms.
Book Synopsis Roger's Profanisaurus by : Roger Mellie
Download or read book Roger's Profanisaurus written by Roger Mellie and published by Macmillan Pub Limited. This book was released on 2002 with total page 247 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No lavatory is complete without a Profanisaurus! After all, what else could you read whilst you're sitting on the 'chod bin' trying not to 'breach the hull' or commit a 'Wee-Harvey Oswald'? Don't know the difference between 'stabbing the cat' and 'feeding the ducks'? Don't know when to take a 'monkey's fag break? You need Roger's Profanisaurus - the ultimate in schoolboy humour (that is definitely not for children). Roger Mellie presents this updated dictionary of swearing that gives a hilarious new angle to many previously innocently-used words. New vastly expanded edition. Completely revised and updated. An entertaining glossary of vulgarity, expletives, colourful obscenity and downright filth; Ideal for use in the home and office
Book Synopsis Rogers Profanisaurus Iv by : Dennis Publishing
Download or read book Rogers Profanisaurus Iv written by Dennis Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2007-11-01 with total page 478 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Viz Presents Roger's Profanisaurus Rex by : Graham Dury
Download or read book Viz Presents Roger's Profanisaurus Rex written by Graham Dury and published by . This book was released on 2005 with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Quantum of Nightmares by : Charles Stross
Download or read book Quantum of Nightmares written by Charles Stross and published by Orbit Books. This book was released on 2022-01-13 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's a brave new Britain under the New Management. The Prime Minister is an eldritch god of unimaginable power. Crime is plummeting as almost every offense is punishable by death. And everywhere you look, there are people with strange powers, some of which they can control, and some, not so much. Hyperorganised and formidable, Eve Starkey defeated her boss, the louche magical adept and billionaire Rupert de Montfort Bigge, in a supernatural duel to the death. Now she's in charge of the Bigge Corporation, just in time to discover the lethal trap Rupert set for her long ago . . . Wendy Deere is investigating unauthorized supernatural shenanigans. She swore to herself she wouldn't again get entangled with Eve Starkey's bohemian brother Imp and his crew of transhuman misfits. Yeah, right. Mary Macandless has powers of her own. Right now she's pretending to be a nanny in order to kidnap the children of a pair of famous, Government-authorized adepts. These children have powers of their own, and Mary Macandless is in way over her head. All of these stories will come together, with world-bending results... 'For all of Stross's genuine ability to spook and dismay, The Laundry Files are some of the most tremendously humane books I've ever read' Tamsyn Muir, author of Gideon the Ninth
Book Synopsis Extreme Tales of Gay Sex, Cannibalism, and Torture by : Felix Lance Falcon
Download or read book Extreme Tales of Gay Sex, Cannibalism, and Torture written by Felix Lance Falcon and published by Wildside Press LLC. This book was released on 2013-04-03 with total page 155 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This volume assembles 14 tales of gay sex, cannibalism, and torture -- dark subject handled with a light style, often with a science fiction or fantasy setting. Men having sex with carnivorous plants that eat them, or vampires that feed on -- and heighten the intensity of -- gay sex are just a few of the themes explored in this explicit gay, adults-only volume. This volume assembles 14 tales of gay sex, cannibalism, and torture -- dark subject handled with a light style, often with a science fiction or fantasy setting. Men having sex with carnivorous plants that eat them, or vampires that feed on -- and heighten the intensity of -- gay sex are just a few of the themes explored in this explicit gay, adults-only volume.
Book Synopsis Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases by : Peter Mark Roget
Download or read book Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases written by Peter Mark Roget and published by . This book was released on 1921 with total page 730 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children by : Lewis Burke Frumkes
Download or read book How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children written by Lewis Burke Frumkes and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2000-07-24 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lewis Burke Frumkes, one of America's very best satirists, sharpens his pen on the fads, fears, and fashions of the urban landscape. Here are 49 hilarious ways to cope with them. Explore the benefits of aerobic typing. Wile a friend with "Exotic Gifts from Harry and Larry" including "Road Imperial Valium—America's Favorite Tranquilizer—Only Better." Take charge of your next meeting with Frumkes's "New Rules of Order," which include Blurting, Interrupting, and Bullwhipping. Jump in the saddle and rope a roach—apartment style. And, of course, raise your I.Q. with a delicious "Gifted Child Fricassee."
Download or read book The First Stone written by Don Aker and published by HarperCollins Canada. This book was released on 2010-08-01 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reef is an embittered young offender, hardly able to contain his anger at the world over the death of his grandmother, the only person who had shown him any love. Seventeen-year-old Leeza is mourning the death of her older sister. A stone hurled in rage shatters both their lives and throws them together in the most unexpected way—and offers them a chance at healing.
Book Synopsis Viz Annual 2022: the Copper's Torch by : Viz Magazine
Download or read book Viz Annual 2022: the Copper's Torch written by Viz Magazine and published by . This book was released on 2021-09-15 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The last 12 months have been the strangest anyone can remember; all our lives have been turned upside down. We were unable to meet and hold our loved ones. Our right to travel at home and abroad was suspended. The contestants on University Challenge had plastic screens between them. But it's comforting to know that amid all the turmoil, some things remained unchanged. And Viz Comic was one of them. And we're determined to bring normality back to all our lives with this, our brand new annual. Viz Comic - The Copper's Torch is the same hefty 226 pages as its predecessors have been for many years. Not only that, but the price remains the same at a paltry £12.99. And to further add to the sense of normality, the book is packed full of all the usual stuff, including... *Action packed adventure: The 999 Emergency Bomb Squad, The Adventures of Robin of Sherwood, and high-octane thrills with The Topless Speed Freaks. *Informative features: Everything you need to know about Dragons, the blood and guts story of the Colosseum, the toileting facilities of the Tour de France, and the horror of what happens when pets go big. *Letterbocks, Top Tips, Roger's Profanisaurus and all your favourite cartoon characters. So this Christmas, let The Copper's Torch shine a warming light of happiness and hope into your life, or at least into the life of someone in the tricky £10- £15 present bracket.
Book Synopsis Roger's Profanisaurus Iv Magna Farta by : Michael Chabon
Download or read book Roger's Profanisaurus Iv Magna Farta written by Michael Chabon and published by . This book was released on 2008-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Rogers Profanisaurus by : Random House
Download or read book Rogers Profanisaurus written by Random House and published by . This book was released on 1998-09-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Write! Write! Write! by : Amy Ludwig VanDerwater
Download or read book Write! Write! Write! written by Amy Ludwig VanDerwater and published by Astra Publishing House. This book was released on 2020-09-01 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A NCTE Notable Poetry Book Twenty-two poems capture the amazing power of writing and will inspire even the most reluctant writer to begin putting words to paper. Write! Write! Write! is a poetry collection that explores every stage and every aspect of the writing process, from learning the alphabet to the thrilling moment of writing a thought for the first time, from writer's block to finding inspiration, and from revision to stapling your finished work into a book. These poems also celebrate how writing teaches patience, helps express opinions, and allows us to imagine the impossible. This book, brimming with imagination and wonder, will leave readers eager to grab a pen, pencil, or keyboard--and write!
Book Synopsis The Deeper Meaning of Liff by : Douglas Adams
Download or read book The Deeper Meaning of Liff written by Douglas Adams and published by Crown Archetype. This book was released on 2005-04-26 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A rollicking, thought-provoking dictionary for the modern age, featuring definitions for those things we don't have words for, from the New York Times bestselling author behind The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams, and TV producer John Lloyd. Does the sensation of Tingrith(1) make you yelp? Do you bend sympathetically when you see someone Ahenny(2)? Can you deal with a Naugatuck(3) without causing a Toronto(4)? Will you suffer from Kettering(5) this summer? Probably. You are almost certainly familiar with all these experiences but just didn’t know that there are words for them. Well, in fact, there aren’t—or rather there weren’t, until Douglas Adams and John Lloyd decided to plug these egregious linguistic lacunae(6). They quickly realized that just as there are an awful lot of experiences that no one has a name for, so there are an awful lot of names for places you will never need to go to. What a waste. As responsible citizens of a small and crowded world, we must all learn the virtues of recycling(7) and put old, worn-out but still serviceable names to exciting, vibrant, new uses. This is the book that does that for you: The Deeper Meaning of Liff—a whole new solution to the problem of Great Wakering(8) 1—The feeling of aluminum foil against your fillings. 2—The way people stand when examining other people’s bookshelves. 3—A plastic packet containing shampoo, mustard, etc., which is impossible to open except by biting off the corners. 4—Generic term for anything that comes out in a gush, despite all your efforts to let it out carefully, e.g., flour into a white sauce, ketchup onto fish, a dog into the yard, and another naughty meaning that we can’t put on the cover. 5—The marks left on your bottom and thighs after you’ve been sitting sunbathing in a wicker chair. 6—God knows what this means 7—For instance, some of this book was first published in Britain twenty-six years ago. 8—Look it up yourself.
Download or read book Runaway Ralph written by Beverly Cleary and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 1970-04-01 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the most popular characters ever created by Beverly Cleary is the small brown mouse named Ralph, whose modest appearance disguises the soul of a daredevil. Now he returns in a book that tells how he runs away from home on his mouse-sized motorcycle in search of freedom and adventure. Ralph's destination is a summer camp, where he hopes crumbs from peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches will be plentiful. But instead of finding freedom, he lands in a cage, doing endless loop the loops on an exercise wheel. The story of how Ralph and a lonely boy named Garf discover they speak the same language involves a villainous cat, a grouchy hamster, and many campers. Each episode is funnier than the last. On one level, Mrs. Cleary's story is a delightful tour de force. On another, it delivers a message about running away that is all the more effective because it is unobtrusive.
Book Synopsis Poison Ivy's Rainforest Revenge by : Sarah Hines Stephens
Download or read book Poison Ivy's Rainforest Revenge written by Sarah Hines Stephens and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2017-09-15 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After squashing Poison Ivy's plans to pilfer the patrons of a Gotham City gala, Batman and Robin puzzle over her foiled plot. Why would Ivy target a fundraiser for Robinson Park-the city's largest green space? All signs point toward the vine-loving villain's desire to let her fiendish foliage flourish freely-especially when a ferocious forest suddenly arises in Robinson Park. Now the Dynamic Duo must dash into the weird and wild woods to face Poison Ivy's rainforest revenge.
Book Synopsis The Little Book of Toilet Jokes by : Sid Finch
Download or read book The Little Book of Toilet Jokes written by Sid Finch and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2018-09-13 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What did the poo say to the fart? You blow me away! Full to the brim with obscene one-liners, gross-out gags and smutty shenanigans, this book should be your number one – and number two – choice for lav-based laughs.
