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Book Synopsis The Little Book of Toilet Jokes by : Sid Finch
Download or read book The Little Book of Toilet Jokes written by Sid Finch and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2018-09-13 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What did the poo say to the fart? You blow me away! Full to the brim with obscene one-liners, gross-out gags and smutty shenanigans, this book should be your number one – and number two – choice for lav-based laughs.
Book Synopsis The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! by : May Roche
Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! written by May Roche and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!
Download or read book Toilet Jokes written by R. Clarke and published by . This book was released on 2016-12-05 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The toilet jokes in this book contains: Fart jokes that will make you laugh so long, it'll leave you gagging for air Poop jokes that will make you laugh so hard, it'll leave your cheeks aching And so much more
Book Synopsis The Funniest Joke Book Ever! by : Editors of Portable Press
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Book Synopsis The Little Book of Toilet Graffiti by : Joseph Gelfer
Download or read book The Little Book of Toilet Graffiti written by Joseph Gelfer and published by . This book was released on 2002 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From side-splitting gags to bottom-numbing insults, this title contains graffiti from the smallest public rooms.
Download or read book Potty Jokes written by Richard Duggan and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-16 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh away those lonely moments on the porcelain throne with "POTTY JOKES" - a collection of hilarious one-liners and short jokes for those who are time poor and also those who have a short attention span. WARNING: This book will cause readers to leave the toilet with very large grins. While this is a testament to the quality of the jokes, we do urge readers to compose themselves to avoid suspicious looks if immediately faced with family members, partners or colleagues.
Download or read book Jack Shit written by Trevor de Silva and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2011-09-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You can't polish a turd but you can cover it in glitter! If you're down in the dumps or feeling a bit poo then this grubby book is the one for you.
Book Synopsis The Grossest Joke Book Ever! by : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Download or read book The Grossest Joke Book Ever! written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Portable Press. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jokes and riddles guaranteed to make you gag! Soon to be banned everywhere from Boston to the dinner table, this little book has a double helping of EEW-inducing fun. With more than 500 knock-knock jokes, one-liners, riddles, and puns to choose from, kids can always find the wrong joke…for the right occasion. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. What was Beethoven doing in his grave? Decomposing. Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.
Book Synopsis The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever by : Michael Ryan
Download or read book The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever written by Michael Ryan and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2004-03 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I am speechless. The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever is the most disgusting, crude book I have ever read. I am ashamed to say my son wrote this. Where did I go wrong?" -Mother of Author Michael Ryan, too embarrassed to give her name "I succeeded! It is clear that my superb parenting skills paid off. The Author, Michael Ryan, tells the A to Zs of shit taking. He demonstrates his expertise on the always funny material of the infamous #2." -Proud Father of Author Michael Ryan, who's wife wouldn't let him give his first name The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever was written for anyone who wants to laugh out loud about the topic of taking a crap. Author Michael Ryan displays his expertise on the often unspoken everyday experience of going to the bathroom. He dissects every imaginable issue from the toilet paper texture to the writings on the bathroom stall doors. A few of the many other topics covered are: types of doody, locations, bathroom spray, courtesy flush, the bidet, what to do while going to the bathroom, types of farts, clogging the bowl, activities, wiping (sitting vs. standing), diarrhea, hemorrhoids, girls, masturbation, constipation and public toilets in various countries.
Book Synopsis Uncle John's Funniest Ever Bathroom Reader by : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Download or read book Uncle John's Funniest Ever Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-15 with total page 311 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The title says it all. This is the funniest Bathroom Reader EVER. It might even be the funniest book in the history of books, but Uncle John is much too modest to state that outright (even though it is). Over the past 25 years, the Bathroom Readers’ Institute has published more than 40,000 pages of bathroom reading. In this book you will find the funniest 288 of them (with a few all-new funny pages squeezed in just because we couldn’t help ourselves). That’s page after page after page of laugh-out-loud dumb jokes, dumb jocks, toasts, pranks, kings, kittens, caboodles, and, of course, poorly translated kung-fu movie subtitles--such as. “It took my seven digestive pills to dissolve your hairy crab!” So whether you like your humor witty or witless, light or dark, or silly or sublime, you’ll laugh until your head explodes. Chortle at… * Dumb crooks: The robber who ran face-first into a wall because he forgot to poke eye holes in his pillow case. * Witty wordplay: If Snoop Doggy Dogg were to marry Winnie the Pooh, his name would become Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh. * Flubbed headlines: “British Left Waffles On House Floor” * Quirky stars: Billy Idol’s concert rider demands he have one large tub of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter in his dressing room. * Job Lingo: If you hear an E.R. doc mention a “VIP,” be on the lookout for a “Very Intoxicated Patient.” * Comedian quips: “I wonder if deaf people have a sign for ‘Talk to the hand.’” --Zach Galifianakis * Sputtering sportscasters: “If only faces could talk.” --Pat Summerall And much, much more!
Download or read book Sh*ts and Giggles written by Katie Adams and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2018-04-10 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious collection of one-liners, funny trivia, riddles, and laugh-out-loud jokes for adults, Sh*ts & Giggles is the bathroom book the world needs. With hundreds of ways to make you laugh while you?re otherwise indisposed, Sh*ts and Giggles will be the must-have "loo lit" book on the market. --
Download or read book Dad Jokes for Kids written by Jimmy Niro and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-05-05 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Turn the bad jokes back on dad with this seriously silly joke book, the perfect funny Halloween gift for kids and families to laugh and celebrate together! Dads have been embarrassing their kids for decades with goofy and groan-worthy jokes, and now it's their children's turn! In this hilarious new joke book from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, kids can out-dad-joke their dads and even learn how to write some of their own. Filled with over 350 silly jokes about school, sports, animals, and more, Dad Jokes for Kids will have young readers rolling on the floor with laughter! Plus, children can learn to write their own dad jokes with fun activities in the back! This book is perfect for: The whole family - perfect for kids ages 7 to 12, but offers fun for the entire family! Reluctant readers - fun jokes help engage reluctant kids, helping them gain confidence and build reading comprehension and vocabulary Screen-free time - Endless laughs for road trips, vacations, sleepovers, game nights, and more! Gifts - makes a great holiday stocking stuffer, white elephant gag gift for kids, or Father's Day gift to share with dads Includes jokes like: Q: What did the carrot say to the broccoli? A: Nothing. Vegetables can't talk. You can't play hide-and-seek with mountains. They're always peaking.
Book Synopsis Bob and Brenda's Joke Book by : Paul Gwilliam
Download or read book Bob and Brenda's Joke Book written by Paul Gwilliam and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-02 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bob and Brenda have arrived. Their Joke book is here. Join the many followers and buy the Joke book ebook that's set to take the world of humour by storm. Over 500 jokes and Original artwork by their creator Paul Gwilliam. If you only ever buy one Joke book, buy this Joke book
Book Synopsis The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes by : Ian Allen
Download or read book The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes written by Ian Allen and published by Portico. This book was released on 2013-08-08 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!
Book Synopsis 52 Things to Do While You Poo by : Hugh Jassburn
Download or read book 52 Things to Do While You Poo written by Hugh Jassburn and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2021-10-14 with total page 75 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You know a pile of poo when you see one. But what about when the poo is carefully concealed in an everyday scene? Bestselling author Hugh Jassburn has created a selection of entrancing visual puzzles to entertain you while you take a break. From the beach to the street, there’s a dump to be discovered on every spread of this hilarious book.
Book Synopsis The Little Book of Farting by : Alec Bromcie
Download or read book The Little Book of Farting written by Alec Bromcie and published by Andrews McMeel Pub. This book was released on 2002 with total page 95 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the very first page, The Little Book of Farting proves that flatulence can be funny-and downright fascinating! For instance, did you know that the average man releases enough flatus in a day to blow up a small balloon' Or that farts can travel up to 50 feet and have been recorded to linger for up to 20 minutes' Did you know that vegetarians fart more than meat eaters' This little book is positively bursting with such fun facts, as well as farting etiquette tips, helpful translations for foreign farting, funny fart jokes and quotes, and a list of more than 75 euphemisms for cutting the cheese! No wonder it's sold nearly 100,000 copies in the U.K. in less than two years. The Little Book of Farting is a story that demands to be heard!If the littlest room in the house is your favorite place to be, then The Little Toilet Book will have you pinned to your seat to the very last page. Packed full of histories, jokes, poems, and even a helpful list of global toilet slang (Anyone need to use the Jakes, the boghouse, the throne, or the thunderbox'), this fascinating little volume manages to be engrossing without being gross. Sure to be a number-two best-seller!
Book Synopsis Little Book of Dad Jokes: So Bad They're Good by : Hippo! Orange
Download or read book Little Book of Dad Jokes: So Bad They're Good written by Hippo! Orange and published by Little Book Of. This book was released on 2020-06-11 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A pocket-sized volume of the best (worst?) dad jokes.
