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Read Something Else: Collected & Dubious Wit & Wisdom of Lemony Snicket

Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0062854224
Total Pages : 150 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (628 download)

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Download or read book Read Something Else: Collected & Dubious Wit & Wisdom of Lemony Snicket written by Lemony Snicket and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2019-04-16 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for wit, wisdom, and inspiration all within the pages of one useful book? Read Something Else. Life is a turbulent journey, fraught with confusion, heartbreak, and inconvenience. This collection of wit and wisdom from New York Times bestselling author Lemony Snicket is unlikely to help. It includes a new introduction filled with curious aphorisms, a handful of never-before-seen-or-heard quotations, and fan favorites from works over the years. These dubious offerings, collected from Snicket’s books, unpublished papers, and more, have been made pleasing to the eye by illustrations, select fan art, and design flourishes.

"When Did You See Her Last?"

Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Hachette+ORM
ISBN 13 : 0316225037
Total Pages : 149 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (162 download)

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Download or read book "When Did You See Her Last?" written by Lemony Snicket and published by Hachette+ORM. This book was released on 2013-10-15 with total page 149 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ★ "Fans of A Series of Unfortunate Events will be in heaven."―Kirkus Reviews, starred review Before the Baudelaires became orphans, before he encountered A Series of Unfortunate Events, even before the invention of Netflix, Lemony Snicket was a boy discovering the mysteries of the world. This is his story. In the fading town of Stain’d-by-the-Sea, young apprentice Lemony Snicket has a new case to solve when he and his chaperone are hired to find a missing girl. Is the girl a runaway? Or was she kidnapped? Was she seen last at the grocery store? Or could she have stopped at the diner? Is it really any of your business? These are All The Wrong Questions. The mystery continues in Shouldn’t You Be in School? and Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?, both available now.

Horseradish

Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0061240060
Total Pages : 180 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (612 download)

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Download or read book Horseradish written by Lemony Snicket and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2007 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lemony Snicket's work is filled with bitter truths, like: 'It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself.' Or: 'It is very easy to say that the important thing is to try your best, but if you are in real trouble the most important thing is not trying your best, but getting to safety.' For all of life's ups and downs, its celebrations and its sorrows, here is a book to commemorate it all - especially for those not fully soothed by chicken soup. Witty and irreverent, Horseradish is a book with universal appeal, a delightful vehicle to introduce Snicket's uproariously unhappy observations to a crowd not yet familiar with the Baudelaires' misadventures.

"Who Could That Be at This Hour?"

Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0316225029
Total Pages : 142 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (162 download)

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Download or read book "Who Could That Be at This Hour?" written by Lemony Snicket and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2012-10-23 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Before the Baudelaires became orphans, before he encountered A Series of Unfortunate Events, even before the invention of Netflix, Lemony Snicket was a boy discovering the mysteries of the world. In a fading town, far from anyone he knew or trusted, a young Lemony Snicket began his apprenticeship in an organization nobody knows about. He started by asking questions that shouldn't have been on his mind. Now he has written an account that should not be published, in four volumes that shouldn't be read. This is the first volume.

Poison for Breakfast

Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Liveright Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1324090634
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (24 download)

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Download or read book Poison for Breakfast written by Lemony Snicket and published by Liveright Publishing. This book was released on 2021-08-31 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Washington Post Bestseller A new stand-alone adventure—appropriate for all ages—by Lemony Snicket, one of the twenty-first century’s most beloved authors. In the years since this publishing house was founded, we have worked with an array of wondrous authors who have brought illuminating clarity to our bewildering world. Now, instead, we bring you Lemony Snicket. Over the course of his long and suspicious career, Mr. Snicket has investigated many things, including villainy, treachery, conspiracy, ennui, and various suspicious fires. In this book, he is investigating his own death. Poison for Breakfast is a different sort of book than others we have published, and from others you may have read. It is different from other books Mr. Snicket has written. It could be said to be a book of philosophy, something almost no one likes, but it is also a mystery, and many people claim to like those. Certainly Mr. Snicket didn’t relish the dreadful task of solving it, but he had no choice. It was put in front of him, right there, on his plate.

A Series of Unfortunate Events: Lemony Snicket

Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0060562250
Total Pages : 244 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (65 download)

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Download or read book A Series of Unfortunate Events: Lemony Snicket written by Lemony Snicket and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2003-05-06 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Warning from the Publisher: Many readers have questions about Lemony Snicket, author of the distressing serial concerning the trials of the charming but unlucky Baudelaire orphans, published under the collective title A Series of Unfortunate Events. Before purchasing, borrowing, or stealing this book, you should be aware that it contains the answers to some of those questions, such as the following: 1. Who is Lemony? 2. Is there a secret organization I should know about? 3. Why does Lemony Snicket spend his time researching and writing distressing books concerning the Baudelaire orphans? 4. Why do all of Lemony Snicket's books contain a sad dedication to a woman named Beatrice? 5. If there's nothing out there, what was that noise? Our advice to you is that you find a book that answers less upsetting questions than this one. Perhaps your librarian, bookseller, or parole officer can recommend a book that answers the question, "Aren't ponies adorable?"

The Beatrice Letters

Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Egmont Books (UK)
ISBN 13 : 9781405227483
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (274 download)

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Download or read book The Beatrice Letters written by Lemony Snicket and published by Egmont Books (UK). This book was released on 2006-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a collection of correspondence between Lemony Snicket and the mysterious Beatrice.

"Shouldn't You Be in School?"

Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Hachette+ORM
ISBN 13 : 0316225045
Total Pages : 174 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (162 download)

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Download or read book "Shouldn't You Be in School?" written by Lemony Snicket and published by Hachette+ORM. This book was released on 2014-09-30 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Fans of Snicket's previous outings will devour the latest entry."―School Library Journal Before the Baudelaires became orphans, before he encountered A Series of Unfortunate Events, even before the invention of Netflix, Lemony Snicket was a boy discovering the mysteries of the world. This is his story. Young apprentice Lemony Snicket is investigating a case of arson but soon finds himself enveloped in the ever-increasing mystery that haunts the town of Stain'd-by-the-Sea. Who is setting the fires? What secrets are hidden in the Department of Education? Why are so many schoolchildren in danger? Is it all the work of a notorious villain? How could you even ask that? These are all the wrong questions. Maybe you should be in school? The mystery continues in Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?, which is available now.

The Bad Mood and the Stick

Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0316392766
Total Pages : 49 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (163 download)

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Download or read book The Bad Mood and the Stick written by Lemony Snicket and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-10-03 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times bestselling author Lemony Snicket sheds light on the way bad moods come and go. Once there was a bad mood and a stick. The stick appeared when a tree dropped it. Where did the bad mood come from? Who picked up the stick? And where is the bad mood off to now? You never know what is going to happen.

A Series of Unfortunate Events Complete Collection: Books 1-13

Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0062132946
Total Pages : 1057 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (621 download)

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Book Synopsis A Series of Unfortunate Events Complete Collection: Books 1-13 by : Lemony Snicket

Download or read book A Series of Unfortunate Events Complete Collection: Books 1-13 written by Lemony Snicket and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2011-11-01 with total page 1057 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES If you have not read anything about the Baudelaire orphans, then before you read even one more sentence, you should know this: Violet, Klaus, and Sunny are kindhearted and quick-witted, but their lives are filled with bad luck and misery. All of the stories about these three children are unhappy and wretched and will most likely fill you with deep despair. From The Bad Beginning to The End, this comprehensive collection with unfortunate bonus material that may or may not include trivia questions, character profiles, and several very sad sentences is the only choice for people who simply cannot get enough of a bad thing!

Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?

Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Hardie Grant Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1743584245
Total Pages : 177 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (435 download)

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Download or read book Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights? written by Lemony Snicket and published by Hardie Grant Publishing. This book was released on 2015-10-01 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Before you fully investigate "Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?" ask yourself these questions: 1. If a train is already speeding through the night, is it too late to get on board? 2. When everyone on the train is suspicious, how do you know who to follow? 3. "Murder!" 4. Wait, who said "murder"? Has everything become derailed?

The Dark

Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 1443417963
Total Pages : 66 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (434 download)

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Download or read book The Dark written by Lemony Snicket and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2013-04-02 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lazlo is afraid of the dark. It hides in closets and sometimes sits behind the shower curtain, but mostly it lives in the basement. One night, when Lazlo’s nightlight burns out, the dark comes to visit him in his room. “Lazlo,” the Dark says. “I want to show you something.” And so Lazlo descends the basement stairs to face his fears and discover a few comforting facts about the mysterious presence with whom all children must learn to live. Beautifully rendered with sympathy and wit, this first collaboration between Snicket and Klassen offers a fresh take on a universal childhood experience.

Swarm of Bees

Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0316392790
Total Pages : 49 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (163 download)

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Download or read book Swarm of Bees written by Lemony Snicket and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2019-04-23 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the bestselling author of The Dark comes another brilliantly illustrated picture book that takes on an intense childhood emotion--this time, anger--in a rollicking, kid-friendly way. Whether you're a kid or a bee, sometimes you feel so mad, you buzz around looking for people to sting and trouble to make. See how one boy, a swarm of bees, and a whole town can get riled up and then find a way to feel better through the comfort of unconditional love and community. Printed in a brilliant palette of primary colors, brimming with beautiful dots and stripes, Rilla Alexander's art sings. Not since David Shannon's No, David! have readers been given the pleasure of witnessing such uproariously terrible behavior, unbridled emotion, and ultimately, such comfort.

A Series of Unfortunate Events Collection: Books 4-6

Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0062224972
Total Pages : 219 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (622 download)

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Download or read book A Series of Unfortunate Events Collection: Books 4-6 written by Lemony Snicket and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2012-06-12 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES A Warning from the Publisher: Imagine you are wearing a bandage that needs to be removed. Are you the sort of person who tears the bandage right off, causing an enormous amount of pain in a short instance? Or do you prefer to spread your pain out over a longer period of time, by slowly unpeeling the bandage from your injury? If you are the first type of person, then this three-book electronic collection might be for you. All of the misery and woe available in three Lemony Snicket volumes—The Miserable Mill, The Austere Academy, and The Ersatz Elevator—have been joined into one compactly miserable package, so readers foolish enough to read about the Baudelaire orphans can be unnerved in a slightly more economical fashion. If you are the second type of person, then volumes four through six in A Series of Unfortunate Events might be for you. Even if you unwisely choose to read them at a more leisurely pace, you will encounter such atrocities as poorly paid employees, a hypnotist, an evil scheme, a gym teacher, dripping fungus, another evil scheme, a fake accent, three mysterious consonants, a red herring, and at least one more evil scheme. Of course, most people would prefer not to be injured at all. We salute these sensible people, who will doubtless not purchase any books by Lemony Snicket, no matter how conveniently bundled.

Grammar, Meaning, and Concepts

Author : Susan Strauss
Publisher : Routledge
ISBN 13 : 131766504X
Total Pages : 575 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (176 download)

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Download or read book Grammar, Meaning, and Concepts written by Susan Strauss and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2018-05-11 with total page 575 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grammar, Meaning, and Concepts: A Discourse-Based Approach to English Grammar is a book for language teachers and learners that focuses on the meanings of grammatical constructions within discourse, rather than on language as structure governed by rigid rules. This text emphasizes the ways in which users of language construct meaning, express viewpoints, and depict imageries using the conceptual, meaning-filled categories that underlie all of grammar. Written by a team of authors with years of experience teaching grammar to future teachers of English, this book puts grammar in the context of real language and illustrates grammar in use through an abundance of authentic data examples. Each chapter also provides a variety of activities that focus on grammar, genre, discourse, and meaning, which can be used as they are or can be adapted for classroom practice. The activities are also designed to raise awareness about discourse, grammar, and meaning in all facets of everyday life, and can be used as springboards for upper high school, undergraduate, and graduate level research projects and inquiry-based grammatical analysis. Grammar, Meaning, and Concepts is an ideal textbook for those in the areas of teacher education, discourse analysis, applied linguistics, second language teaching, ESL, EFL, and communications who are looking to teach and learn grammar from a dynamic perspective.

How to Dress for Every Occasion by the Pope

Author : Daniel Handler
Publisher : McSweeney's
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.F/5 ( download)

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Download or read book How to Dress for Every Occasion by the Pope written by Daniel Handler and published by McSweeney's. This book was released on 2005 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Pope provides humorous suggestions for what to wear for various places and situations.

Bedtime for Bear

Author : Brett Helquist
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0060502053
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (65 download)

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Download or read book Bedtime for Bear written by Brett Helquist and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2010-12-21 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wintertime is here, and that means it is bedtime for Bear. But Bear's friends don't think so. They want Bear to come and play outside in the snow. Bear can hear his friends calling. He hears them laughing and playing. Bear can't sleep. But it's bedtime! What is a bear to do?