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Pottymouth and Stoopid

Author : James Patterson
Publisher : Jimmy Patterson
ISBN 13 : 0316545708
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (165 download)

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Download or read book Pottymouth and Stoopid written by James Patterson and published by Jimmy Patterson. This book was released on 2017-06-12 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this "superwonderrific" New York Times bestseller (Jerry Spinelli), two bullied middle-school boys finally fight back with the power of funny. David and his best friend Michael were tagged with awful nicknames way back in preschool when everyone did silly things. Fast-forward to seventh grade: "Pottymouth" and "Stoopid" are still stuck with the names -- and everyone in school, including the teachers and their principal, believe the labels are true. So how do they go about changing everyone's minds? By turning their misery into megastardom on TV, of course! And this important story delivers more than just laughs -- it shows that the worst bullying isn't always physical . . . and that things will get better. A great conversation starter for parents to read alongside their kids! Official Notice to Parents:There is no actual pottymouthing or stupidity in this entire book!(Psst, kids: that second part might not be entirely true.)

Pottymouth and Stoopid

Author : James Patterson
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1473536588
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (735 download)

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Download or read book Pottymouth and Stoopid written by James Patterson and published by Random House. This book was released on 2017-06-12 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: David and his best friend Michael were tagged with awful nicknames way back in preschool when everyone did silly things. Fast-forward to seventh grade: 'Pottymouth' and 'Stoopid' are still stuck with the names – and everyone in school, including the teachers and their principal, believe the labels are true. So how do they go about changing everyone's minds? By turning their misery into megastardom on TV, of course! And this important story delivers more than just laughs – it shows that the worst bullying doesn't have to be physical, and that things will get better.

Granny PottyMouth’s Fast as F*ck Cookbook

Author : Peggy Glenn
Publisher : Page Street Publishing
ISBN 13 : 162414621X
Total Pages : 180 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (241 download)

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Download or read book Granny PottyMouth’s Fast as F*ck Cookbook written by Peggy Glenn and published by Page Street Publishing. This book was released on 2018-10-23 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Granny-Approved Comfort Food Without All the Time-Consuming Bullsh*t This book is a lazy person’s dream with tasty AF dishes that require no effort. Peggy Glenn has made a name for herself with her hilarious YouTube videos, and now her cookbook is ready to take the reins with more than 75 recipes that truly deliver on deliciousness and sass. Some of Granny’s signature sh*t includes: Three-Ingredient Potato Salad (so you don’t show up to a potluck looking like a moocher), French Toast Casserole (for the whiny butts who want to end up in a f*ckin’ food coma) and Meaty Spaghetti Sauce (that got a “real Italian dude’s” blessing). Her life-tested favorites like Effin Amazing Chicken, Bad-Ass Beef and Broccoli and Magical Rice Bowl just skim the surface of the awesomeness that you hold in your hands. With side-splitting commentary, yummy dishes for every occasion and directions even the dumbest of cooks can follow, you’re all set to enter cookbook heaven.

The Potty Mouth at the Table

Author : Laurie Notaro
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451659415
Total Pages : 308 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book The Potty Mouth at the Table written by Laurie Notaro and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-05-07 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the celebrated author best known for the Idiot Girls’ Action-Adventure Club and described as “the funniest writer in the solar system” (The Miami Herald) comes a new laugh-out-loud collection of essays on rudeness. Pinterest. Foodies. Anne Frank’s underwear. New York Times bestselling author Laurie Notaro—rightfully hailed as “the funniest writer in the solar system” (The Miami Herald)—spares nothing and no one, least of all herself, in this uproarious new collection of essays on rudeness. With the sardonic, self-deprecating wit that makes us all feel a little better about ourselves for identifying with her, Laurie explores her recent misadventures and explains why it’s not her who is nuts, it’s them (and okay, sometimes it’s her too). Whether confessing that her obsession with buying fabric has reached junior hoarder status or mistaking a friend’s heinous tattoo as temporary, Laurie puts her unique spin—sometimes bizarre, always entertaining—on the many perils of modern living in a mannerless society. From shuddering at the graphic Harry Potter erotica conjured up at a writer’s group to lamenting the sudden ubiquity of quinoa (“It looks like larvae no matter how you cook it”), The Potty Mouth at the Table is whip-smart, unpredictable, and hilarious. In other words, irresistibly Laurie.

Potty Mouth

Author : Renae Clare
Publisher : Author House
ISBN 13 : 1468562398
Total Pages : 313 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (685 download)

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Download or read book Potty Mouth written by Renae Clare and published by Author House. This book was released on 2012-03-31 with total page 313 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Renae Clare has lived with the symptoms of Multiple Sclerosis including paralysis, depression and fatigue for over 40 years. This deeply personal account, Potty Mouth, was written as a series of essays after each of her psychotherapy sessions. Her therapist, Dr Cinzia LeValds recommended putting them all together into book form feeling that Renae's completely open and brutally honest voice would help a great many people. She has dealt with abuse, with aging, with disability, and with loss. Renae's wickedly profane sense of humor shows her optimistic spirit shining through even under the most depressing and difficult times. This book is gut wrenchingly truthful and yet, at times it is laugh out loud funny. It was written for the purpose of healing and forgiving Renae Clare's past and as such there are many things in Potty Mouth that she had never spoken of before beginning therapy. It is written with the thought of helping not only herself but others to find the inner strength and inner peace needed to get through the obstacles that she has come up against over time. Although she has MS her optimism shines through and she is an inspiration to everyone she meets. Potty Mouth also includes practical guides to finding help for disabled people and how to keep and restore self-confidence and self worth. Renae Clare's book hides nothing.

Pottymouth

Author : Anita F. Hart
Publisher : Running Press
ISBN 13 : 9780762432554
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (325 download)

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Download or read book Pottymouth written by Anita F. Hart and published by Running Press. This book was released on 2008-11-25 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Miss Lucy had a steamboat, The steamboat had a bell. Miss Lucy went to Heaven, The steamboat went to— Hello, Operator, please give me number 9!” “Smelt it, dealt it; denied it, supplied it.” “Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made.” Who doesn't know “Milk, milk, lemonade...”? Every adult who ever rode a school bus, or sat on a jungle gym, has heard at least a few of these “classic” gems. The collection of verse in Pottymouth rides the nostalgic wave, covering everything from underwear poems to the ultimate taunts, silly songs to the basest bathroom humor. Readers from any part of the country will recognize at least a few of these dirty little rhymes. But with the variety of material here, the reader is bound to learn a new one! (Resist the urge to skip rope!) Broken into categories from the classics (“Miss Lucy”) to Anatomy, The Joy of Swearing, Toilet Talk, Underwear, Limericks, and Taunts, this volume is the perfect gift to remind someone of just how old they are! The author confesses “I grew up on Nantucket with four older sisters and two foul-mouthed neighbors who showed me the ropes of swearing and mockery at an early age. My father, a head chef, would recite bawdy navy poems during slow periods and could string together expletives that might have shocked Gordon Ramsey when things went awry. A few years ago, my younger brother and I took our nephew out for his 13th birthday and were shocked to learn that he couldn't swear or recite any dirty poems. We taught him a few choice poems and how to play liar's poker. He's now a lawyer and sport fishing captain and thanks us for his good start.”

Hippo Pottymouth

Author : Ken Lefkowitz
Publisher : Mascot Books
ISBN 13 : 9781631778926
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (789 download)

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Download or read book Hippo Pottymouth written by Ken Lefkowitz and published by Mascot Books. This book was released on 2016-12-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who is Hippo Pottymouth? Hippi just moved from the city to the country and learns that pottymouth words aren't acceptable there. Join Hippi on fun-filled and exciting adventures as she meets a new friend and discovers that she needs to control her bad habit.

Potty Mouth Food

Author : Naughty Coloring Books
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781073064175
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (641 download)

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Download or read book Potty Mouth Food written by Naughty Coloring Books and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-06-10 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious book has 30 single sided pages of swearing foods to color featuring adorable, foul mouthed cakes, strawberries, chips & queso, meatballs, raisins, pizza, butter, waffles, donuts, watermelons, pies, croissants, peanuts, cookies, pickles, peaches, carrots, corn, kiwis, yams, salt, pears, tacos, mushrooms, peas, coffee, cheese, soy sauce, cupcakes, and muffins! These cute, cussing cuisines are sure to bring a smile to anyone with a twisted sense of humor and a great present for adults who cuss like a sailor! This funny adult coloring book is a great way to relax and makes the perfect novelty gift for grownups who have filthy mouths!

Circuit Train Your Brain

Author : Molly M. Cantrell-Kraig
Publisher : Balboa Press
ISBN 13 : 1982223650
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (822 download)

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Book Synopsis Circuit Train Your Brain by : Molly M. Cantrell-Kraig

Download or read book Circuit Train Your Brain written by Molly M. Cantrell-Kraig and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2019-03-28 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Resilience is the hallmark of achievers in any industry, field, or discipline. Bouncing back from failure, heartbreak, or life’s curveballs can be difficult for some; but it is a trait that can be developed with time and practice. These bite-size daily exercises are designed to train your resilience muscles so that you can change your outlook and change your life for good.

Potty-Mouthed

Author : Anne Johnsos
Publisher : SparkPress
ISBN 13 : 1943006318
Total Pages : 222 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (43 download)

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Download or read book Potty-Mouthed written by Anne Johnsos and published by SparkPress. This book was released on 2017-11-21 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Potty-mouthed: Big Thoughts from Little Brains documents actual conversations author Anne Johnsos and her husband have had with their children, but it's not saccharine or self-congratulatory. It’s filled with punch-in-the-gut moments, heartbreaking observations and an occasional chuckle at the expense of two absolutely average parents. This is the book you give your friend who secretly agrees that kids are the meanest kind of truth tellers. This is the book you give your pregnant coworker who thinks parenting is all unicorns and lollipops. This is the book you give those grownups who chose not to play the parenting game. It’s a chance for them to sit back and stroke their inner gloat. And, by the way, the illustrations are hilarious.

Cuss Control

Author : James V. O’Connor
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 9780595835331
Total Pages : 262 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (353 download)

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Download or read book Cuss Control written by James V. O’Connor and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2006-04-21 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FINALLY-THE CURE FOR THE COMMON CURSE! Faced with an epidemic of profanity, our country is in need of practical suggestions for breaking a habit that has ordinary citizens contributing to the decline of civility and good manners. It's not always easy to resist the urge to cuss, but foul language creates an unfavorable image, is damaging to relationships, and goes hand-in-hand with a negative attitude. Now, James V. O'Connor-founder of the Cuss Control Academy-offers the first book to explain why we swear and how we can learn to hold our tongues. Cuss Control doesn't call for the total elimination of swearing, just for its confinement to situations where extreme emotion (think hammer, think thumb) demand it. His program for easing us off the gutter-talk highway involves alternative "potent phrases" for classic curses, including the F-word; ways to communicate clearly rather than use lazy language; and tips on adjusting our attitude and abolishing obscenities. Packed with practical exercises and tips, as well as thoughtful reflection on how we've worked ourselves up into such a state of affairs, Cuss Control is a refreshing celebration of the joys of a civil tongue. "O'Connor is not ready to rid the world of dirty words. He just thinks less cursing is the key to a less stressful world, and maintains that even natural-born cursers can learn to control their anger along with their language." -Knight-Ridder Newspapers

The Devil's Intern

Author : Donna Hosie
Publisher : Holiday House
ISBN 13 : 0823432661
Total Pages : 264 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (234 download)

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Download or read book The Devil's Intern written by Donna Hosie and published by Holiday House. This book was released on 2014-08-08 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's been four years since seventeen-year-old Mitchell Johnson was hit by a bus and inexplicably ended up in the Underworld. Hell is miserable, but Mitchell knows things could be worse. After all, he has the coveted job of The Devil's intern--plus three close friends who keep him from dwelling too much on his untimely demise. Still, he'd rather be living. So when Mitchell discovers that his boss is in possession of a legendary time-travel mechanism called a Viciseometer, he starts forming a plan. With a device like that, Mitchell realizes, he could escape Hell, revisit his death, and prevent it altogether. Getting his hands on the device turns out to be easy. But preventing his friends from accompanying him--and protecting them from whatever it is that's stalking them through time--is going to be impossible.

Psychology in the Bathroom

Author : Nick Haslam
Publisher : Springer
ISBN 13 : 0230367550
Total Pages : 231 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (33 download)

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Download or read book Psychology in the Bathroom written by Nick Haslam and published by Springer. This book was released on 2012-06-07 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presenting cutting-edge science in a playful manner, this exploration of a topic that has been veiled by taboo, the psychology of excretion, surveys an assortment of embarrassing processes, shameful disorders and disgusting habits taking the reader on a tour of the history and literature of elimination.

Sh*tty Mom

Author : Laurie Kilmartin
Publisher : Abrams
ISBN 13 : 161312399X
Total Pages : 234 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (131 download)

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Download or read book Sh*tty Mom written by Laurie Kilmartin and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2012-09-01 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Nearly criminally funny . . . carries a powerful message to all parents, but especially moms, that distilled to its essence is this: chill.” —Time Sh*tty Mom is the ultimate parenting guide, written by four moms who have seen it all. As hilarious as it is universal, each chapter presents a common parenting scenario with advice on how to get through it in the easiest and most efficient way possible. With chapters such as How to Sleep Until 9 A.M. Every Weekend and When Seeing an Infant Triggers a Mental Illness That Makes You Want to Have Another Baby, as well as a Sh*tty Mom quiz, this is a must-have, laugh-out-loud funny book for the sh*tty parent in all of us. “A totally hilarious and uncensored look at some of the impossible situations we mothers find ourselves in.” —The Bump “As the attachment parenting craze has hit a zenith in American culture, four very funny moms—comedy writers, TV producers, and a novelist—blast open a long-locked safe filled with frustrations faced by all modern mothers, with sympathetic and sharp humor . . . The authors’ unfiltered candor is a welcome reminder for readers that they’re not alone.” —Publishers Weekly (starred review) “Hilariously entertaining. A must-read survivor’s guide for every mother!”—Christy Turlington Burns, founder of Every Mother Counts “A long overdue little burst of honesty from the supposed minority of mothers who are, in fact, not that maternal . . . After a generation of supermoms one-upping each other in dead earnest on playgrounds and schoolyards, the emerging mass appeal of Sh*tty Mom is a welcome relief.” —The New York Observer

Potty Mouth 2

Author : J. A. Hildreth
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781537198620
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (986 download)

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Download or read book Potty Mouth 2 written by J. A. Hildreth and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-08-20 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE MUCH ANTICIPATED SEQUEL TO POTTY MOUTH IS HERE! THIS NAUGHTY COLORING BOOK INCLUDES NEW CUSS WORDS AND PHRASES LIKE, "CUNT MUFFIN" AND "TAINT TICKLER" AS WELL AS CLASSICS LIKE, "FUCK" AND "TWATWAFFLE." 33 NEW PAGES WITH VARYING DETAIL! GRAB A GLASS OF WINE, STEAL YOUR KIDDO'S MARKERS AND RELEASE YOUR ANGER WITH POTTY MOUTH 2. WORDS INCLUDE: -CUNT -PRICK -FUCKTARD -SHITHAT -WANKER -CUMSLUT -DUMBASS -ASS LICKER -JACKASS -MOTHER FUCKER -PISSED -SNATCH -WHORE BAG -BOLLOCKS -FUCK A DUCK -JIZZ MONGER -CUM GUZZLER -DOUCHE NOZZLE -FUCK THAT SHIT -BULLSHIT -SKANK -CUNT MUFFIN -TAINT TICKLER -FUCK -TWATWAFFLE -THUNDERCUNT -BITCH, PLEASE -SEMEN DEMON -SHIT -COOCH BASKET -GLITTER CLIT -TROLL CUNT -SLUTASAURUS

Fifty Shades of Chicken

Author : F.L. Fowler
Publisher : Clarkson Potter
ISBN 13 : 0385345224
Total Pages : 162 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (853 download)

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Download or read book Fifty Shades of Chicken written by F.L. Fowler and published by Clarkson Potter. This book was released on 2012-11-13 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more! Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. “I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Something delicious. So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James’s sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef. And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more. With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.

Dirty Daddy

Author : Bob Saget
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0062274805
Total Pages : 223 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (622 download)

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Download or read book Dirty Daddy written by Bob Saget and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2014-04-08 with total page 223 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Millions of viewers know and love Bob Saget from his role as the sweetly neurotic father on the smash hit Full House, and as the charming wisecracking host of America's Funniest Home Videos. And then there are the legions of fans who can't get enough of his scatological, out-of-his-mind stand-up routines, comedy specials, and outrageously profane performances in such shows as HBO's Entourage and the hit documentary The Aristocrats. In his bold and wildly entertaining publishing debut, he continues to embrace his dark side and gives readers the book they have long been waiting for—hilarious and often dirty. Bob believes there's a time and a place for filth. From his never-before-heard stories of what really went on behind the scenes of two of the most successful family shows of all times, with co-stars like John Stamos and Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, to his tales of legendary friends and colleagues like Rodney Dangerfield, Richard Pryor, Don Rickles, and other show business legends, Saget opens up about some of his personal experiences with life and death, his career, and his reputation for sick humor—all with his highly original blend of silliness, vulgarity, humor and heart, and all framed by a man who loves being funny above all else.