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Philip Ardaghs Book Of Howlers Blunders And Random Mistakery
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Book Synopsis Philip Ardagh's Book of Howlers, Blunders and Random Mistakery by : Philip Ardagh
Download or read book Philip Ardagh's Book of Howlers, Blunders and Random Mistakery written by Philip Ardagh and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2010-11-30 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find out how the pope got confused with a potato, about the footballer who ate the ref's notebook and why it is a terrible idea to have your name and date of birth tattooed on your neck, in this splendid romp through the most impressive mistakes, blunders, misunderstandings, faux pas, howlers and universal truths that are not true at all, from the magnificently witty pen of Mr Philip Ardagh. 'Who else but Philip Ardagh could bring you such an enjoyable compendium of buffoonery? Howlers, Blunders and Random Mistakery is essential, laugh-out-loud reading.' The Independent
Book Synopsis Philip Ardagh's Book of Kings, Queens, Emperors and Rotten Wart-Nosed Commoners by : Philip Ardagh
Download or read book Philip Ardagh's Book of Kings, Queens, Emperors and Rotten Wart-Nosed Commoners written by Philip Ardagh and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2011-10-07 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Philip Ardagh's Book of Kings, Queens, Emperors and Rotten Wart-Nosed Commons is hilarious collection of fantastic trivia and amazing facts about royalty and rulers of all kinds throughout history, all from the very witty pen of Philip Ardagh. PARP!" Pssst! Do you know the story about Queen Elizabeth I (1533-1603) and the, er, farting courtier? One day, when bowing low to Her Majesty, the Earl of Oxford couldn't help but break wind. The poor man felt SO embarrassed that he left the court - and some say the country - for SEVEN years. Upon his return, after such a long absence, the first thing Good Queen bess said on seeing him was, "Lord, I had forgot the fart!
Download or read book Diamond written by Jacqueline Wilson and published by Random House. This book was released on 2014-06-05 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: De armlastige ouders van Diamond, geboren als Ellen-Jane Potts, hadden liever een sterke, gezonde zoon, in plaats van een meisje met een talent voor acrobatiek. Haar vader verkoopt haar daarom aan een circus waar het leven hard is. Vanaf 10 jaar.
Book Synopsis Do Dinosaurs Make Good Pets? by : Chris Mitchell
Download or read book Do Dinosaurs Make Good Pets? written by Chris Mitchell and published by Dino Books. This book was released on 2015-09-03 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DID YOU KNOW THAT. . . The STEGOSAURUS had a BRAIN the size of a WALNUT, or that there used to be SCORPIONS that grew to over TWO METRES in LENGTH?DO YOU WANT TO KNOW . . . Which PREHISTORIC animals DINOSAURS used to be AFRAID of?AMAZE YOUR FRIENDS . . . By TELLING them about FEATHERED DINOSAURS, GIANT MILLIPEDES and FLYING GIRAFFES!This book is packed with the wildest, weirdest, funniest, filthiest, foulest, wisest, grossest, brainiest, oldest and best facts about the prehistoric world.
Book Synopsis Embedded Systems Handbook 2-Volume Set by : Richard Zurawski
Download or read book Embedded Systems Handbook 2-Volume Set written by Richard Zurawski and published by CRC Press. This book was released on 2018-10-08 with total page 1503 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: During the past few years there has been an dramatic upsurge in research and development, implementations of new technologies, and deployments of actual solutions and technologies in the diverse application areas of embedded systems. These areas include automotive electronics, industrial automated systems, and building automation and control. Comprising 48 chapters and the contributions of 74 leading experts from industry and academia, the Embedded Systems Handbook, Second Edition presents a comprehensive view of embedded systems: their design, verification, networking, and applications. The contributors, directly involved in the creation and evolution of the ideas and technologies presented, offer tutorials, research surveys, and technology overviews, exploring new developments, deployments, and trends. To accommodate the tremendous growth in the field, the handbook is now divided into two volumes. New in This Edition: Processors for embedded systems Processor-centric architecture description languages Networked embedded systems in the automotive and industrial automation fields Wireless embedded systems Embedded Systems Design and Verification Volume I of the handbook is divided into three sections. It begins with a brief introduction to embedded systems design and verification. The book then provides a comprehensive overview of embedded processors and various aspects of system-on-chip and FPGA, as well as solutions to design challenges. The final section explores power-aware embedded computing, design issues specific to secure embedded systems, and web services for embedded devices. Networked Embedded Systems Volume II focuses on selected application areas of networked embedded systems. It covers automotive field, industrial automation, building automation, and wireless sensor networks. This volume highlights implementations in fast-evolving areas which have not received proper coverage in other publications. Reflecting the unique functional requirements of different application areas, the contributors discuss inter-node communication aspects in the context of specific applications of networked embedded systems.
Book Synopsis A House Called Awful End by : Philip Ardagh
Download or read book A House Called Awful End written by Philip Ardagh and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2002-09 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When both Eddie Dickens' parents catch a disease that makes them turn yellow, it's agreed he should go and stay with relatives at their house, Awful End. This hilarious historical spoof, the first in the Eddie Dickens trilogy, has been called "a scrumptious cross between Dickens and Monty Python." Illustrations.
Book Synopsis The Hieroglyphs Handbook by : Philip Ardagh
Download or read book The Hieroglyphs Handbook written by Philip Ardagh and published by . This book was released on 2015-05-07 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Impress your friends! Please the Pharoahs! Appease the gods! Forget the Rosetta Stone, if you want to decipher hieroglyphs, this is the book for you. Accessible and achievable chapters are packed with facts about Egypt and the pharaohs as well as easy-to-follow language-learning instructions. With simple and clear illustrations throughout, this book is ptotally pterrific.
Book Synopsis The Eddie Dickens Trilogy by : Philip Ardagh
Download or read book The Eddie Dickens Trilogy written by Philip Ardagh and published by Faber & Faber. This book was released on 2011-08-04 with total page 359 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: AWFUL END When both of Eddie Dickens's parents catch a disease that makes them turn yellow, go a bit crinkly round the edges and smell of hot water bottles, it's agreed he should go and stay with relatives at their house Awful End. Unfortunately for Eddie, those relatives are Mad Uncle Jack and Even-Madder Aunt Maud, and it doesn't look as if the three of them are ever going to reach their destination ... DREADFUL ACTS Eddie Dickens narrowly avoids an explosion, a hot-air balloon and arrest, only to find himself falling head-over heels for a girl with a face like a camel's, and into the hands of a murderous gang of escaped convicts who have 'one little job for him to do'. TERRIBLE TIMES Eddie had been given the task of travelling to America to look after his family's interests there. But his life is never that simple; especially with a potential stowaway in his trunk, and Lady Constance Bustle at his side. She's a professional 'travelling companion', whose previous employers seem to have died under the most remarkable and unfortunate circumstances ...
Book Synopsis 101 Amazing Facts about Ancient Rome by : Jack Goldstein
Download or read book 101 Amazing Facts about Ancient Rome written by Jack Goldstein and published by Andrews UK Limited. This book was released on 2014-03-05 with total page 29 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you know what the ancient Romans used instead of soap? Which emperor made his horse into a senator? Who was the god of music, light and truth? And how would a gladiator request an honourable death in battle? All these questions and more are answered in this fascinating easy-to-read guide to ancient Rome. Whether you are studying the subject and need access to the important information fast, or you are just interested in this fascinating period of history, this excellent quick-read guide containing over one hundred facts is a perfect addition to your bookshelf.
Book Synopsis The Grunts in Trouble by : Philip Ardagh
Download or read book The Grunts in Trouble written by Philip Ardagh and published by Nosy Crow. This book was released on 2013-06-06 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first in the hilarious series from Roald Dahl Funny Prize winning author Philip Ardagh and illustrator of The Gruffalo, Axel Scheffler. Mr and Mrs Grunt, who are neither clean nor clever, live with their adopted in fact, abducted son, Sunny, in a donkey-drawn caravan somewhere or other at some time that is a bit like now but not exactly now. Sunny is an oddlooking boy, what with his left ear being higher than his right ear and that kind of sticky-up hair which NEVER goes flat, even if you massage glue into it and then jump on it. Together the unusual family find themselves in frankly improbable but very funny adventures involving bendy railings, double-barrelled shotguns, full-fat yoghurt and, always, a beard of bees.
Download or read book Dreadful Acts written by Philip Ardagh and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2003-05 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As his awfully exciting adventures continue, young Eddie Dickens finds himself grappling with a hot-air balloon and falling head-over-heels for a girl with a face like a camel's.
Download or read book Terrible Times written by Philip Ardagh and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2003-09 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the final book, Eddie is on board a ship heading for America, but a stowaway and familiar faces from Eddie's past complicate matters, as does being set adrift in a leaky rowboat. Illustrations.
Book Synopsis The Grunts on the Run by : Philip Ardagh
Download or read book The Grunts on the Run written by Philip Ardagh and published by Nosy Crow. This book was released on 2016-09-01 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The fourth book in the hilarious series from Roald Dahl Funny Prize winning author Philip Ardagh and illustrator of The Gruffalo, Axel Scheffler. Over the years, the Grunts have made more than a few enemies. But fortunately they're all safely behind bars. Or are they? There's been a prison break-out, and three of them are after REVENGE. It's time for the Grunts to go On the Run... This last book brings back some familiar faces from the series and solves a couple of mysteries too...
Download or read book Heir of Mystery written by Philip Ardagh and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2004-09 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In their second adventure, the four remaining McNally children are drawn to the mysterious Fishbone Forest in search of their dead brother's stolen brain, only to discover the terrifying Mr. Maggs and his sinister plan to change the world.
Book Synopsis The Rise of the House of McNally: Or about Time Too by : Philip Ardagh
Download or read book The Rise of the House of McNally: Or about Time Too written by Philip Ardagh and published by Scholastic Paperbacks. This book was released on 2006-11 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The McNally children's powers in time travel lead them upon several strange adventures.
Book Synopsis The Not-so-very-nice-goings-on at Victoria Lodge by : Philip Ardagh
Download or read book The Not-so-very-nice-goings-on at Victoria Lodge written by Philip Ardagh and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whilst flipping through issues of The Girl's Own Paper from the 1890s, it gradually dawned on Philip Ardagh that he was witnessing tantalising glimpses of an unfolding story of mystery and intrigue in the seemingly unrelated illustrations. With these original illustrations and his brand-spanking-new text, he's created the quite extraordinary, very funny and unashamedly silly The Not-So-Very-Nice Goings-On at Victoria Lodge, destined to become an immediate family favourite in houses (and flats) across the nation. In writing The-Not-So-Very-Nice Goings-On at Victoria Lodge, Philip Ardagh follows in the grand tradition of E. V. Lucas and George Morrow and their 1911 book What A Life! which was based on a (heavily doctored) Whiteley's store catalogue; Woody Allen's What's Up, Tiger Lily? (an existing Japanese film for which he created a completely new plot and dialogue); and those caption competitions you used to find in the back of Punch.
Book Synopsis Knights and Castles by : Philip Ardagh
Download or read book Knights and Castles written by Philip Ardagh and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Henry, an ordinary boy in an extraordinary house... Step inside Henry's House and join Henry, his dog Mothball and a quirky cast of characters as they find out everything there is to know about knights and castles. Fact-packed, fun-packed, get packed ... and head for Henry's House!
