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The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor

Author : Larry A. Glanz
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1462833543
Total Pages : 253 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (628 download)

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Book Synopsis The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor by : Larry A. Glanz

Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor written by Larry A. Glanz and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2000-11-10 with total page 253 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE ULTIMATE BOOK OF BATHROOM ETIQUETTE AND HUMOR (REVISED 2023 EDITION) Stories, Quotes, Rules, Songs, Musings, and More to Educate, Entertain & Inspire. www.UltimateBathroomBook.com There are other books on the market designed to give bathroom users a few laughs, or a lot of arcane facts, while they are passing their time...and gas. But there are very few if any other books that are about all aspects of the bathroom itself. The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor will uniquely give you the expertise you need to make you a more considerate bathroom user, and have you laughing your butt off in the process. Bathroom etiquette expert and author Larry Glanz, a longtime traveling salesman in the nutritional products industry, has experienced more than his share of bathroom follies, committed by both hosts and guests alike. And indeed, as he hilariously shares in the Introduction of this book, he has also committed his own embarrassing acts, which he describes as some “real doozies”. Having seen the best and the worst of countless bathrooms over his many years on the road, he is determined to make better hosts and guests of us all. Glanz dispenses advice on everything from flushing to spraying the air to taking proper care of pets (or Pet-iquette) through clever and catchy rhymes and parodies. The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor features: • Hundreds of tidbits of advice conveyed in catchy, rhyming form • 60-plus full song parodies • Dozens of Commandments of Bathroom Etiquette •Oodles of Fartlett’s Unfamiliar Quotations • The exclusive, hilarious advice of the ancient bathroom philosopher Confuse-us ...and so much more to learn about, laugh at and sing to!!! Author Larry Glanz, who had previously earned a guest appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show to highlight his first book, “How to Start a Romantic Encounter”, believes that the timing is right for this book, as we can all use the laughs...not to mention clean, fragrant bathrooms. So pick up a copy for yourself, for family and friends, or for anyone who is liable to be a guest in your bathroom! You’ll thank us later.

I Pooped

Author : Blank Publishers
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781791673673
Total Pages : 150 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (736 download)

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Book Synopsis I Pooped by : Blank Publishers

Download or read book I Pooped written by Blank Publishers and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-13 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Bathroom Guest Book Do you know who's been in your bathroom? You will now! Enjoy the comments left behind from your guests (hopefully that's all they left) and provide some entertainment while sitting on the thrown.

The Guest Book

Author : Sarah Blake
Publisher : Flatiron Books
ISBN 13 : 1250110262
Total Pages : 497 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (51 download)

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Book Synopsis The Guest Book by : Sarah Blake

Download or read book The Guest Book written by Sarah Blake and published by Flatiron Books. This book was released on 2019-05-07 with total page 497 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Instant New York Times Bestseller Longlisted for Andrew Carnegie Medal for Excellence 2020 New England Society Book Award Winner for Fiction “The Guest Book is monumental in a way that few novels dare attempt.” —The Washington Post The thought-provoking new novel by New York Times bestselling author Sarah Blake An exquisitely written, poignant family saga that illuminates the great divide, the gulf that separates the rich and poor, black and white, Protestant and Jew. Spanning three generations, The Guest Book deftly examines the life and legacy of one unforgettable family as they navigate the evolving social and political landscape from Crockett’s Island, their family retreat off the coast of Maine. Blake masterfully lays bare the memories and mistakes each generation makes while coming to terms with what it means to inherit the past.

Meet Me in the Bathroom

Author : Lizzy Goodman
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0062233122
Total Pages : 368 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (622 download)

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Download or read book Meet Me in the Bathroom written by Lizzy Goodman and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-05-23 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Named a Best Book of 2017 by NPR and GQ Joining the ranks of the classics Please Kill Me, Our Band Could Be Your Life, and Can’t Stop Won’t Stop, an intriguing oral history of the post-9/11 decline of the old-guard music industry and rebirth of the New York rock scene, led by a group of iconoclastic rock bands. In the second half of the twentieth-century New York was the source of new sounds, including the Greenwich Village folk scene, punk and new wave, and hip-hop. But as the end of the millennium neared, cutting-edge bands began emerging from Seattle, Austin, and London, pushing New York further from the epicenter. The behemoth music industry, too, found itself in free fall, under siege from technology. Then 9/11/2001 plunged the country into a state of uncertainty and war—and a dozen New York City bands that had been honing their sound and style in relative obscurity suddenly became symbols of glamour for a young, web-savvy, forward-looking generation in need of an anthem. Meet Me in the Bathroom charts the transformation of the New York music scene in the first decade of the 2000s, the bands behind it—including The Strokes, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, LCD Soundsystem, Interpol, and Vampire Weekend—and the cultural forces that shaped it, from the Internet to a booming real estate market that forced artists out of the Lower East Side to Williamsburg. Drawing on 200 original interviews with James Murphy, Julian Casablancas, Karen O, Ezra Koenig, and many others musicians, artists, journalists, bloggers, photographers, managers, music executives, groupies, models, movie stars, and DJs who lived through this explosive time, journalist Lizzy Goodman offers a fascinating portrait of a time and a place that gave birth to a new era in modern rock-and-roll.

Who's in the Bathroom?

Author : Jeanne Willis
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1416935169
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (169 download)

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Book Synopsis Who's in the Bathroom? by : Jeanne Willis

Download or read book Who's in the Bathroom? written by Jeanne Willis and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two children who desperately need to go try to figure out why there is such a long line for the bathroom.

Uncle John's Ultimate Bathroom Reader

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1607106140
Total Pages : 299 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (71 download)

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Book Synopsis Uncle John's Ultimate Bathroom Reader by : Bathroom Readers' Institute

Download or read book Uncle John's Ultimate Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-11-01 with total page 299 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Uncle John’s all-new 8th edition is packed with everything that Bathroom Reader fans have come to expect from this stellar series—short, medium, and long articles covering a whole host of topics—everything from dumb crooks to funny quotes to forgotten history. Read about… * Ice cream origins * Olympic cheaters * Celebrity mummies * The first Thanksgiving * Groucho’s wit and wisdom * Weird tales of the Ouija board * The creation of Frankenstein’s monster * “Earring Magic Ken” and other weird dolls And much, much more!

Christmas Wedding Guest Book

Author : Grace White
Publisher : Infinityou
ISBN 13 : 9783347002470
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (24 download)

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Book Synopsis Christmas Wedding Guest Book by : Grace White

Download or read book Christmas Wedding Guest Book written by Grace White and published by Infinityou. This book was released on 2019-12-21 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you getting married during the winter season? This romantic holiday wedding guest book is the perfect gift to say congratulations to a new husband and a new bride. For a holiday themed wedding this guest book is the perfect gift for a romantic bride and groom. Click on our brand name under the title of this listing for more winter themed journals, calandars, notebooks, diaries, agendas, coloring, activity & puzzle books for a variety of occasions and events. Wedding guest books are a great way to have your guests and invited visitors leave you a personal messages so you can keep a vivid memory of the most beautiful day of your life. It is also a thoughtful keepsake gift for you to hold onto memories of your special day, friends & family. Years after your wedding, you will be able to enjoy and laugh at the sentimental and funny sayings, thoughts, wishes, quotes, poems, and stories that your loved ones like your grandparents, siblings, parents, friends & colleges wrote into this keepsake back in the day. Features: - 120 Pages For wedding guests to leave a few lines for a message, thoughts, comments, well wishes, anecdotes, quotes, sayings, or whatever else your guests want to express towards the happy couple - 8.5"x8.5" dimension - Cover: Soft, Matte with Premium and Unique Design - Binding: Perfect binding, non-spiral - Heavy Paper Add this wonderful keepsake to your cart now and celebrate a wonderful Thanksgiving Wedding!

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9780312026639
Total Pages : 228 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (266 download)

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Download or read book Uncle John's Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 1988-11-15 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a collection of brief articles on a wide variety of topics designed especially for bathroom reading.

Bathroom Guest Book

Author : Bathroom Guest
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781093791570
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (915 download)

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Book Synopsis Bathroom Guest Book by : Bathroom Guest

Download or read book Bathroom Guest Book written by Bathroom Guest and published by . This book was released on 2019-04-13 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bathroom Guest Book: Funny, Unique House Warming Gift Guests Will Love: 8.25x6 Inches, 102 Custom Pages This beautiful bathroom guestbook is a fun and trendy way to entertain guests who visit and spend time in your bathroom. Each page welcomes your guest and has several tick boxes for them to check, including: sign in, play with your phone?, inspect your teeth for food?, mess with your hair?, check out your butt in the mirror?, I talk to myself on the toilet?, I take restroom selfies?, read through this entire guest book?, etc. Also a place to doodle and a space to write thoughts inspired by sitting on the throne and your favorite name for this bathroom. You will never wonder who has been a special visitor in your bathroom, now you'll know! You will simply enjoy reading all the comments left behind in this stylish journal with many, many prompts. Give your guests something fun to do and interesting to read as they "get shit done". Makes a perfect novelty gift for birthdays, Christmas, anniversaries, relative, friend, family, coworker, gag gift or retirement. Fun for events or a party. Paperback, quality white paper, matte finish cover.

The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!

Author : May Roche
Publisher : Castle Point Books
ISBN 13 : 1250190037
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (51 download)

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Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! written by May Roche and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!

Drinking with Chickens

Author : Kate E. Richards
Publisher : Running Press Adult
ISBN 13 : 0762494425
Total Pages : 237 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (624 download)

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Download or read book Drinking with Chickens written by Kate E. Richards and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2020-04-07 with total page 237 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's drinks, it's chickens: It's the cocktail book you didn't know you needed! To add some extra happy to your happy hour , invite a chicken and pour yourself a drink. Author Kate Richards serves up cocktails made for Instagram with the spoils of her Southern California garden, chicken friends by her side. Enjoy any (or all) of the 60+ deliciously drinkable garden-to-glass beverages, such as: Lilac Apricot Rum Sour Meyer Lemon + Rosemary Old Fashioned Rhubarb Rose Cobbler Blackberry Sage Spritz Cantaloupe Mint Rum Punch Cocktails are arranged seasonally, and are 100% accessible for those of us without perpetually sunny backyard gardens at our disposal. Drinking with Chickens will quickly become a boozy favorite, perfect for gifting or for hoarding all for yourself. You don't need chickens to enjoy these drinks or the colorful photos, but be careful, because you may even find yourself aspiring to be, as Kate is, a home chixologist overrun by gorgeous, loud, early-rising egg-laying ladies, and in need of a very strong drink.

Never Put a Cactus in the Bathroom

Author : Emily L. Hay Hinsdale
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1982165847
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (821 download)

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Book Synopsis Never Put a Cactus in the Bathroom by : Emily L. Hay Hinsdale

Download or read book Never Put a Cactus in the Bathroom written by Emily L. Hay Hinsdale and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-04-13 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Create your own green indoor paradise with this beautifully illustrated room-by-room guide to bringing the outdoors inside—perfect for plant parents everywhere! Decorating with plants adds a fresh, natural touch to any room. Potted plants can uplift a living space with serious mood-boosting power, reducing stress, improving air quality, and even providing fresh herbs for that next meal! But first, you have to keep them alive. Never Put a Cactus in the Bathroom shows you how to maximize these health benefits and decorate like a pro, all while covering the essentials of plant care and maintenance. Full of home design and practical plant care tips, this illustrated guide helps you choose the right plants for your space, from succulents and spider plants to pothos and ZZ plants. Inside you’ll find: -Plant Care Instructions including watering instructions for popular types of plants and a guide to repotting your new plant babies -Over 70 Plant Recommendations from the easy peace lily to a dramatic monstera, feel like a pro as you design your perfect indoor garden -The Room-by-Room Guide covering which herbs and veggies can be grown in your kitchen to, yes, why you should never put that cactus in your bathroom -Crafting a Healthy Home with plants through purifying the air, adding beautiful aromas, and bringing a little nature inside -Beautiful Illustrations to ignite your own creativity and inspiration as you plan your newest addition to your home! Perfect for fans of Wild at Home, Urban Jungle, and Wellness by Design, this book will give plant lovers the tools and confidence they need to bring houseplants into every corner of their homes, improve their quality of life, and turn their home into a natural sanctuary.

Young House Love

Author : Sherry Petersik
Publisher : Artisan
ISBN 13 : 1579656765
Total Pages : 337 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (796 download)

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Book Synopsis Young House Love by : Sherry Petersik

Download or read book Young House Love written by Sherry Petersik and published by Artisan. This book was released on 2015-07-14 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This New York Times bestselling book is filled with hundreds of fun, deceptively simple, budget-friendly ideas for sprucing up your home. With two home renovations under their (tool) belts and millions of hits per month on their blog YoungHouseLove.com, Sherry and John Petersik are home-improvement enthusiasts primed to pass on a slew of projects, tricks, and techniques to do-it-yourselfers of all levels. Packed with 243 tips and ideas—both classic and unexpected—and more than 400 photographs and illustrations, this is a book that readers will return to again and again for the creative projects and easy-to-follow instructions in the relatable voice the Petersiks are known for. Learn to trick out a thrift-store mirror, spice up plain old roller shades, "hack" your Ikea table to create three distinct looks, and so much more.

New Bathroom Idea Book

Author : Jamie Gold
Publisher : Taunton Home Idea Books
ISBN 13 : 9781631864056
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (64 download)

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Book Synopsis New Bathroom Idea Book by : Jamie Gold

Download or read book New Bathroom Idea Book written by Jamie Gold and published by Taunton Home Idea Books. This book was released on 2017 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The bathroom today is getting more attention than ever from homeowners, as they realize its value as a personal retreat and resale enhancer. Gone are the days of garish tile and fuzzy toilet seat covers: now, bathrooms are as much about taste and style as the rest of the house. People want them to be both beautiful and functional, and manufacturers have responded with many more choices in materials and fixtures. This book covers them all, with ideas for tiny half-baths, medium-size his-and-hers, and large, luxurious home spas. Specifics on ventilation, waterproofing, faucets, showers, tubs, and more give readers the knowledge they need to create the bathroom they've always wanted. "Taunton's New Bathroom Idea Book gives homeowners hundreds of ideas about how to make one of the most necessary rooms in the house one of the most enjoyable."--Publisher description

Have a Great Shit

Author : Jesse Karras
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781734459708
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (597 download)

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Download or read book Have a Great Shit written by Jesse Karras and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-02 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious and equally helpful guidebook teaches you everything you need to know for making and taking great shits like what foods, postures, and techniques will help you go like a pro. You will also learn valuable life-saving tips, such as how to improvise without toilet paper, avoiding germs in public restrooms, effectively unclogging the toilet, and even how to shit in the woods. With tons of useful information, fun cartoons, and plenty of potty humor, this fun little book will leave you laughing and learning from start to finish!

Our Bathroom Guest Book

Author : Yellow Bear Pubishing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781794518049
Total Pages : 150 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (18 download)

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Download or read book Our Bathroom Guest Book written by Yellow Bear Pubishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-01-21 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Bathroom Guest Book Do you know who's been in your bathroom? You will now! Enjoy the comments left behind from your guests (hopefully that's all they left) and provide some entertainment while sitting on the thrown. Paperback 150 Page

The Grossest Joke Book Ever!

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Portable Press
ISBN 13 : 9781626865853
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (658 download)

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Download or read book The Grossest Joke Book Ever! written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Portable Press. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jokes and riddles guaranteed to make you gag! Soon to be banned everywhere from Boston to the dinner table, this little book has a double helping of EEW-inducing fun. With more than 500 knock-knock jokes, one-liners, riddles, and puns to choose from, kids can always find the wrong joke…for the right occasion. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. What was Beethoven doing in his grave? Decomposing. Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.