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Download or read book Who Wet My Pants? written by Bob Shea and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2019-09-17 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this hilarious tale of blame, compassion, and forgiveness, a very embarrassed bear is reminded that accidents can happen--but with the support of good friends, life goes on. Reuben the bear's got donuts for everyone in his scout troop, but his friends are all staring at something else: there's a wet spot on Reuben's pants, and it's in a specific area. "WHO WET MY PANTS?" he shouts, and a blame game starts. His buddies try to reassure him there was no crime. Just an accident. It could happen to anyone! But as all the clues begin to point in Reuben's own direction as the culprit, Reuben must come to terms with the truth. Who Wet My Pants? isn't a potty-training book. It's a witty and wise story about embarrassment and anger, empathy and acceptance, and ultimately...forgiveness.
Download or read book Not My Pants! written by Giles Andreae and published by Orchard Books. This book was released on 2012-05-03 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There's something Billy Bonkers doesn't want you to know. Come closer...I'll whisper it: he has to wear his sister's underpants! And whether Billy's flying round a go-kart track, chasing a very smelly dog, or finding some priceless long-lost treasure, it's not easy to explain: 'They're NOT MY PANTS!'
Book Synopsis Oh, No! Where are my Pants? by : Lee Bennett Hopkins
Download or read book Oh, No! Where are my Pants? written by Lee Bennett Hopkins and published by StarWalk Kids Media. This book was released on 2014-08-30 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It was simply the worst the most terrible day. Nothing but NOTHING was going my way. If you've ever wondered whether anyone else knows what it's like to have a really bad day, this special collection of poignant and funny poems is for you.
Download or read book Billy Bonkers written by Giles Andreae and published by Orchard Books. This book was released on 2012-07-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There's something Billy Bonkers doesn't want you to know. Come closer...I'll whisper it: he has to wear his sister's underpants! And whether Billy's flying round a go-kart track, chasing a very smelly dog, or finding some priceless long-lost treasure, it's not easy to explain: "They're NOT MY PANTS!"
Download or read book No Pants! written by Jacob Grant and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2021-05-11 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh-out-loud father-son drama in which the dad learns an important and timely lesson--pants are NOT for everyone! Pablo and his dad are ready for a great day. It's party day! A cookout with the whole family. All they need to do is get ready. Eat breakfast. Brush teeth. Put on pants. And they'll be ready to go! Only Pablo has another idea: No Pants! Suddenly it's looking as if party time is a ways off after all. Here's a hilarious and warm-hearted look at a father-son relationship that shows there is more than one way of wearing--and thinking about--pants!
Book Synopsis Has Anyone Seen My Pants? by : Sarah Colonna
Download or read book Has Anyone Seen My Pants? written by Sarah Colonna and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-03-31 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times bestselling author of Life as I Blow It Sarah Colonna is back with a hilarious, honest look at life in her late thirties—in all its messy, pants-missing glory. How does a gal with a successful career, great friends, and a razor-sharp wit find herself wandering pants-less through the hallways of a casino hotel in Iowa on New Year’s Eve? Ask Sarah Colonna. Has Anyone Seen My Pants? is a laugh-out-loud trip around America (and Mexico!) with Sarah as she braves crying in nail salons, mother-daughter road trips, Iowan casinos, and single-shaming resorts. From a fling-gone-wrong to friend breakups and a new romance, Sarah’s signature wit and sharp observations take you on a journey at once so deviously funny and surprisingly compassionate that it might just steal your heart—not to mention your pants.
Download or read book I Forgot My Pants written by Donald Batey and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-08-02 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THIS BOOK, I FORGOT MY PANTS IS A COLLECTION OF POEMS COLLECTED OVER TIME FROM MY LIFE INSPIRED BY MY WIFE ANNETTA AND BY VARIOUS OTHER SOURCES THROUGHOUT MY LIFE. THIS BOOK HAS A WIDE RANGE OF POETRY STRETCHING THOUGH MANY SUBJECTS. THIS BOOK HARKENS BACK TO THE OLD STYLE OF POETRY, WHEN POETRY WAS ABOUT RHYMING, YOU WILL NOT FIND PROSE HERE. IT HAS BEEN ENJOYABLE COMPILING THIS POETRY AND I HOPE THAT IT IS AS ENJOYABLE IN THE READING.
Book Synopsis The Year Without Pants by : Scott Berkun
Download or read book The Year Without Pants written by Scott Berkun and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2013-09-10 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A behind-the-scenes look at the firm behind WordPress.com and the unique work culture that contributes to its phenomenal success 50 million websites, or twenty percent of the entire web, use WordPress software. The force behind WordPress.com is a convention-defying company called Automattic, Inc., whose 120 employees work from anywhere in the world they wish, barely use email, and launch improvements to their products dozens of times a day. With a fraction of the resources of Google, Amazon, or Facebook, they have a similar impact on the future of the Internet. How is this possible? What's different about how they work, and what can other companies learn from their methods? To find out, former Microsoft veteran Scott Berkun worked as a manager at WordPress.com, leading a team of young programmers developing new ideas. The Year Without Pants shares the secrets of WordPress.com's phenomenal success from the inside. Berkun's story reveals insights on creativity, productivity, and leadership from the kind of workplace that might be in everyone's future. Offers a fast-paced and entertaining insider's account of how an amazing, powerful organization achieves impressive results Includes vital lessons about work culture and managing creativity Written by author and popular blogger Scott Berkun (scottberkun.com) The Year Without Pants shares what every organization can learn from the world-changing ideas for the future of work at the heart of Automattic's success.
Book Synopsis Marty Pants #1: Do Not Open! by : Mark Parisi
Download or read book Marty Pants #1: Do Not Open! written by Mark Parisi and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-05-02 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Funny and engaging. Marty Pants is a surefire hit!”—Lincoln Peirce, author of the Big Nate series "Readers will love the riotous hero of this new series."—School Library Journal Move over, Wimpy Kid. Here comes the imaginative, the inquisitive, the unstoppable Marty Pants! Marty Pants is different from your typical middle schooler. He has the soul of an artist, and as an artist, he notices things–except when he doesn’t. When Marty discovers a note suggesting an alien is watching him, this is something he can’t ignore. But no one, not his friends, his family, his arch-enemy, nor the chief of police, can see what he sees. So, it’s up to Marty to save the world—his way! This hilarious new series follows the endearing, frazzled, embarrassed, and ultimately fearless footsteps of literature’s most unlikely hero: Marty Pants.
Book Synopsis I Just Want My Pants Back by : David Rosen
Download or read book I Just Want My Pants Back written by David Rosen and published by Crown. This book was released on 2007-08-07 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now a new MTV series, from acclaimed director and executive producer Doug Liman (“Mr. and Mrs. Smith, “Swingers,” “Go,” “The Bourne Identity”) Jason Strider is a twentysomething young man with an English degree from an Ivy League university, a very small apartment in New York, a vapid job as a receptionist at a casting agency—and no particular idea what to do with his life. On most evenings he gets stoned and goes out, sometimes with his long-time best friend and wingman Tina and sometimes alone, if not to get laid then at least to get hammered enough to really regret it the next day and be late for work. Then one night Jason has athletic, appliance-assisted intercourse with a cute girl named Jane—and ends up lending her his favorite Dickies jeans. Many unanswered e-mails and text messages later, he is reduced to the plaint “I just want my pants back.” How he does, in a most unexpected way, find those pants and how he is forced to face his immaturity—and mortality—are at the heart of this smart, raunchily comic and deeply affecting novel.
Book Synopsis Flying by the Seat of Your Pants by : Harry Oliver
Download or read book Flying by the Seat of Your Pants written by Harry Oliver and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-01-04 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let's "cut to the chase" and "make no bones about it"-this book will have you "pleased as punch." Sowing your wild oats, throwing in the towel, painting the town red...Harry Oliver reveals the fascinating stories behind these and other strange turns of phrase steeped in the weird and wonderful history and traditions of everyday life. From quirky terms to street and city names and more, this book answers the questions you never thought to ask. ? What ancient empire coined the phrase "green with envy"? ? Who was the first person to "get someone's goat"? ? Which writer first penned, "I'll eat my hat!"
Book Synopsis There's a Hedgehog in My Pants by : Amy Harrop
Download or read book There's a Hedgehog in My Pants written by Amy Harrop and published by . This book was released on 2019 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "In this outrageously funny, far-fetched and ultimately kind-hearted story about a hedgehog who has moved in, uninvited, to a cosy new home, a boy gets more than he bargained for during a family camping holiday"--Publisher information.
Book Synopsis Oops! I Wet My Pants by : Sigal Adler
Download or read book Oops! I Wet My Pants written by Sigal Adler and published by . This book was released on 2017-06-04 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oops i wet my pants *********************** If you feel you need to go even while you play, Go straight to the bathroom without any delay."
Book Synopsis That Bear Ate My Pants! by : Tony Slater
Download or read book That Bear Ate My Pants! written by Tony Slater and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2012-12-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There comes a time in every man's life when he says to himself, "Holy Sh*t! I'm about to be eaten by a bear!"Tony James Slater went to Ecuador, determined to become a man.It never occurred to him that 'or die trying' might be an option...The trouble with volunteering in a South American animal refuge is that everything wants a piece of you. And the trouble with being Tony, is that most of them got one.Just how do you 'look after' something that's trying it's damnedest to kill you and eat you?And how do you find love when you a) don't speak the language, and b) are constantly covered in excrement and entrails?If only he'd had some relevant experience. Other than owning a pet rabbit when he was nine. And if only he'd bought some travel insurance...That Bear Ate My Pants is the hilarious tale of one man's quest to better himself. Whether losing a machete fight with a tree, picking dead tarantulas out of a tank of live ones or sewing the head back on to a partially decapitated crocodile, Tony's misadventures are ridiculous, unbelievable and always entertaining.Long before Sky One got involved, there were already plenty of Idiots Abroad. This is the story of one of them...
Book Synopsis InvestiGators: Ants in Our P.A.N.T.S. by : John Patrick Green
Download or read book InvestiGators: Ants in Our P.A.N.T.S. written by John Patrick Green and published by First Second. This book was released on 2021-09-28 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Will InvestiGators Mango and RoboBrash be able to solve this next mystery in the hilarious adventure series perfect for fans of Dog Man?! The InvestiGators’ new mission has our sewer-loving secret agents bugging out in InvestiGators: Ants in Our P.A.N.T.S, the latest chapter in the hilarious adventure series from John Patrick Green. With agent Brash trapped in a mysterious coma, the technicians at S.U.I.T. have designed the ultimate replacement: RoboBrash! This high-tech replica has been programmed with all of the original Brash’s crime-fighting skills and knowhow—but it seems he’s got a few bugs in his system! Will Mango and his new partner be enough to stop the giant ants that are on a rampage in the city? Orchestrated by the spaced-out villain, Maestronaut, and Houdino, the dinosaur escape artist, it seems criminals are certainly upping the ANT-y!
Book Synopsis My Pants Are Haunted! by : Jim Benton
Download or read book My Pants Are Haunted! written by Jim Benton and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Isabella is certain that it was the pants that caused havoc, it had nothing to do with what Jamie had done and it couldn¿t be coincidence. Includes grey-scale illustrations, author-profile and book preview
Download or read book My Pants written by Nicole Kohr and published by . This book was released on 2021-04 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "My Pants" is a story about Celana, a relatable and quirky 5-year-old girl who loves pants. Sadly, she is struggling during social interactions, leading to a number of doctor appointments. "My Pants" is a story about inclusivity, advocating for yourself and others, and well, pants! It teaches children new coping mechanisms to help manage their anxiety and gives readers the opportunity to review the idioms hidden throughout the story. It's a must-have for the home and classroom.
