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Book Synopsis My Toilet Is Bigger Than Yours by : Jean Hawthorn-DaCosta
Download or read book My Toilet Is Bigger Than Yours written by Jean Hawthorn-DaCosta and published by . This book was released on 2017-06 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The world can be a huge and daunting place especially for a young Jamaican girl from a small Caribbean country. My Toilet is Bigger Than Yours is a delightful story about a Jamaican girl who goes to China and though culture shocked initially, quickly learns about a new country and its culture. In the process she makes an amazing new friend. Essentially, this story is a step towards a child's exploration of the great world we live in and an encouragement in the acceptance of each other.
Download or read book Dad, How Do I? written by Rob Kenney and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2021-05-18 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Like the YouTube channel, this is a touching yet informative guide for those seeking fatherly advice, or even a few good dad jokes.” — Library Journal
Book Synopsis Earn Your MBA on the Toilet by : Kasper Hauser
Download or read book Earn Your MBA on the Toilet written by Kasper Hauser and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2013-05-07 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Move over Harvard, Stanford, and Wharton--there's a new top-ranking MBA program in town! With the Kasper Hauser Continuing Education Academy, all it takes is a few minutes and a roll of bathroom tissue to earn a fully-accredited executive business degree. For the hundreds of millions of Americans who are looking for better, more successful, and more fulfilling lives--but don't have the time and money to invest in a full-on graduate degree--comes this revolutionary new system that turns crap into gold! With Earn Your MBA on the Toilet, the Kasper Hauser Continuing Education Academy offers readers a complete business education, on subjects ranging from Accounting to Widgets to Business Ethics to Ethical Pickles. Why spend $100,000 and two years on an MBA when you can simply read this book? Written for the busy professional, the unemployed CEO, or the motivated alcoholic, this incredible course condenses thousands of hours of business wisdom into a 72-minute crash course, chunked into 3-minute "jam sessions." After a mere 8 trips to the toilet, readers will be able to hold their own with a finance professor at a cocktail party; after 15, they will be qualified to work as a management consultant for a Bass Pro shop; and by the end they will have a certificate of completion that is definitely, literally an MBA degree on par with the big guys, basically.
Book Synopsis There's a Troll on my Toilet by : Catherine Jacob
Download or read book There's a Troll on my Toilet written by Catherine Jacob and published by Scholastic UK. This book was released on 2019-09-05 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From award-winning tv correspondent Catherine Jacob, and bestselling illustrator of Sproutzilla vs Christmas Mike Byrne, comes this super spooky and super fun picture book. In a spooky house, at the top of a hill, something funny's going on... A PARTY! So grab your witch's hat, watch out for the icky sticky green slime, and get ready for a frightfully good time. Because this is one haunted house that you will love exploring.
Book Synopsis Toilet Training in Less Than a Day by : Nathan Azrin
Download or read book Toilet Training in Less Than a Day written by Nathan Azrin and published by Gallery Books. This book was released on 2019-08-06 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this newly modernized edition of the classic, bestselling book on toilet training, you’ll discover the scientifically proven Azrin-Foxx method that’s been used by millions of parents worldwide. This clear and accessible guide remains the go-to book on toilet training for a reason. With a newly modernized take on the same proven, easy-to-follow steps, you’ll learn how to let go of stress and have your child confidently using the toilet—without assistance or a reminder—in only a couple of hours. Inside you will find a wealth of helpful information, including: - Step-by-step instructions taking you and your child from pre-training all the way through to the Potty Training Diploma - A method that unlocks your child’s sense of pride, independence, and accomplishment - Supply lists, reminder sheets, and frequently asked questions With more than two million copies sold, Toilet Training in Less Than a Day is the only guide you'll ever need to make potty training a rewarding and successful experience for both you and your toddler.
Book Synopsis The Day I Fell Down the Toilet and Other Poems by : Steve Turner
Download or read book The Day I Fell Down the Toilet and Other Poems written by Steve Turner and published by Lion Children's Books. This book was released on 2015-09-18 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever been punched by a cabbage, or fallen head first down the loo? Have you ever had fun with a poem? You haven't? Then this book's for you. 'Steve Turner's first collection of verse for children is full of quirky humour and strong rhymes to read aloud' Children and quite a few adults will enjoy the poems in this collection. Pollution, religion, growing up and families are just some of the topics the author uses for this amusing anthology. I rate this collection as good as those by Roger McGough and Brian Patten." Hull Daily Mail 'Full of quirky humour and strong rhymes that kids adore.' Brian Patten 'Steve Turner is one of the most original and child-friendly voices to emerge in the last few years.' Sunday Telegraph 'Highly observant, often poignant, sometimes naughty and always fresh and funny.' Nick Park, creator of Wallace and Gromit 'This hilarious collection of poems will make you laugh out loud.' The Young Telegraph
Download or read book Go Diaper Free written by Andrea Olson and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-17 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stop changing diapers?start potting your baby. Over half the world's children are potty trained by one year old, yet the average potty training age in the United States is currently three years old. This leaves parents wondering: What did people do before diapers? and How do I help my own baby out of diapers sooner?Elimination Communication, also known as EC, is the natural alternative to full-time diapers and conventional toilet training. Although human babies have been pottied from birth for all human history, we've modernized the technique to work in today's busy world.Go Diaper Free shows parents of 0-18 month babies, step-by-step, how to do EC with confidence, whether full time or part time, with diapers or without. "Diaper-free" doesn't mean a naked baby making a mess everywhere - it actually means free from dependence upon diapers. With this book, new parents can avoid years of messy diapers, potty training struggles, diaper rash, and unexplained fussiness. Also helpful for those considering EC, in the middle of a potty pause, or confused about how to begin.This 6th edition includes a new section on The Dream Pee, a full text and graphic revision, more photos of EC in action, and a complete list of further resources.MULTIMEDIA EDITION: includes the book and access to private video library, helpful downloads, additional troubleshooting, and our private online support group run by our Certified Coaches. For less than the cost of a case of diapers, you can learn EC hands-on, the way it's meant to be learned.
Download or read book Goodbye to the Flush Toilet written by and published by Conran Octopus. This book was released on 1977 with total page 302 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Old and New written by and published by . This book was released on 1875 with total page 842 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis WE MUST HEAR ALL THE STORIES by : Chief Nnamdi A. Ekenna
Download or read book WE MUST HEAR ALL THE STORIES written by Chief Nnamdi A. Ekenna and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2014-07-16 with total page 277 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From an innocuous encounter in an airplane, to discourses of the enrichment of the only philosophy his own father handed down to him, through issues of concern for dereliction of education, to building a wholesome and homogeneous community. He highlights issues through his own journey through life and the numerous recordation of those he had made and shared in a span of close to two decades, blending fun and earnest graveness without being preachy or sanctimonious. Drawing from the Desiderata and his favorite prayer, Good Morning God, he uses an engaging discourse form to deliver the message that our stories, individually and collectively, written or unwritten, is the culminant of the world's story. In this book, he shows that inspiration is not farfetched and that from effecting liveability in our immediate surrounding we can shape our story to effect "points of contact and communication" that will eventually give "the world story, the great Story, .....a chance to develop."
Book Synopsis Motel of the Mysteries by : David Macaulay
Download or read book Motel of the Mysteries written by David Macaulay and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 1979-10-11 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It is the year 4022; all of the ancient country of Usa has been buried under many feet of detritus from a catastrophe that occurred back in 1985. Imagine, then, the excitement that Howard Carson, an amateur archeologist at best, experienced when in crossing the perimeter of an abandoned excavation site he felt the ground give way beneath him and found himself at the bottom of a shaft, which, judging from the DO NOT DISTURB sign hanging from an archaic doorknob, was clearly the entrance to a still-sealed burial chamber. Carson's incredible discoveries, including the remains of two bodies, one of then on a ceremonial bed facing an altar that appeared to be a means of communicating with the Gods and the other lying in a porcelain sarcophagus in the Inner Chamber, permitted him to piece together the whole fabric of that extraordinary civilization.
Book Synopsis Oh Crap! Potty Training by : Jamie Glowacki
Download or read book Oh Crap! Potty Training written by Jamie Glowacki and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-06-16 with total page 167 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.
Book Synopsis There's a Dragon in my Popcorn by : Tom Nicoll
Download or read book There's a Dragon in my Popcorn written by Tom Nicoll and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2021-04-13 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eric and his Mini-Dragon, Pan, decide to enter a competition for young filmmakers. If only they had something better to film on than Mom's old cell phone. Then Toby steps in, offering to lend Eric some equipment, and before long he has taken over the project completely. Can Pan work behind the scenes to bring Eric's original vision to life? Eric and Pan the Mini-Dragon love going to the movies. So when they hear about a short film competition, they jump at the chance to make a movie. But before they can say LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION! nightmare neighbor Toby shows up. And he has Hollywood dreams of his own.... After being found in a take-out container Pan, the Mini-Dragon, joins his new friend Eric on hilarious adventures that are anything but boring!
Book Synopsis The Way We Live Now by : Anthony Trollope
Download or read book The Way We Live Now written by Anthony Trollope and published by . This book was released on 1875 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Young House Love by : Sherry Petersik
Download or read book Young House Love written by Sherry Petersik and published by Artisan. This book was released on 2015-07-14 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This New York Times bestselling book is filled with hundreds of fun, deceptively simple, budget-friendly ideas for sprucing up your home. With two home renovations under their (tool) belts and millions of hits per month on their blog YoungHouseLove.com, Sherry and John Petersik are home-improvement enthusiasts primed to pass on a slew of projects, tricks, and techniques to do-it-yourselfers of all levels. Packed with 243 tips and ideas—both classic and unexpected—and more than 400 photographs and illustrations, this is a book that readers will return to again and again for the creative projects and easy-to-follow instructions in the relatable voice the Petersiks are known for. Learn to trick out a thrift-store mirror, spice up plain old roller shades, "hack" your Ikea table to create three distinct looks, and so much more.
Book Synopsis The Day I Clean My Last Toilet by : J.R. Warnet
Download or read book The Day I Clean My Last Toilet written by J.R. Warnet and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2020-11-09 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever worked at a job you hate? Some place you’ve spent years toiling away only to realize you’re stuck with no place to go? Then you can relate to some of the things in this book. With over twenty years’ experience in the public school system, a janitor can tell you some stories. Dirty situations, limitless bosses, insane coworkers, all told through the eyes of a mop jockey. With colorful characters leading the way, The Day I Clean My Last Toilet will make you laugh, cry, and ponder your current work situation.
Book Synopsis There's a Squirrel in My Toilet! by : Rebecca Cooper
Download or read book There's a Squirrel in My Toilet! written by Rebecca Cooper and published by Tate Publishing. This book was released on 2008 with total page 403 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to author Rebecca Wambo Coopers extraordinary world, where humor and eccentricity color everyday occurrences. In her collection of short stories, essays, and verses, Cooper approaches daily life armed with wit and charm, explaining why she thinks everyone should own a pink rocking chair, why toilet paper should be kept in baskets, and her plan to patent a bat catcher! With wholesome and engaging writing, Cooper helps ordinary people appreciate the mundane in their lives, and opens the door to seeing unexpected blessings. Spend some time in Coopers storytelling; her words will dance off the page and into your heart.
