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Download or read book More Aussie Gags written by John Blackman and published by Momentum. This book was released on 2012-02-15 with total page 183 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This guy walks into a bar ... No no! Have you heard the one about ... Oh, how did it go? There was this blonde who ... Hmm. Do you ever wish you could remember all the gags and one-liners you've heard over the years and become the envy of all your friends and colleagues? Well, wish no more. Hot on the heels of the hugely successful Aussie Gags, John Blackman presents another hilarious collection of the funniest jokes and one-liners Australia has to offer. No stone is left unturned – whether it be lawyers, religion, blondes, mothers-in-law or Viagra, Blackman has a gag for every occasion.
Download or read book Aussie Gags written by John Blackman and published by Pan. This book was released on 1998 with total page 153 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Compilation of over 1.
Download or read book Aussie Gags written by John Blackman and published by Momentum. This book was released on 2012-02-15 with total page 153 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "My grandfather died peacefully in his sleep. Which is more than I can say for the three passengers he had in his car at the time." At school, John Blackman was voted the student most likely to recede. Despite this, he has emerged as one of our best-loved funny men. Now the master of the microphone on TV's 'Hey Hey It's Saturday', the voice behind the hat that is Dickie Knee, the king of the backhanders has compiled over 1400 of his all-time favourite one-liners and jokes. "It was so cold today, I saw a politician with his hand in his own pocket." Following the side-splitting success of his previous books Don't Come the Raw Prawn! and The Best of Aussie Slang, John has become the undisputed master of Aussie lingo. Now he takes on his biggest challenge to date: to plumb the depths of the Aussie sense of humour! "I have a lot of trouble sleeping. Sometimes I toss and turn at my desk all day." Ever wished you could come up with an unforgettable one-liner at a crucial moment? Or be known as the king or queen of jokes? This is the definitive book of jokes from all over the world that make Aussies laugh.
Book Synopsis More Great Aussie Jokes by : Five Mile Press Pty. Limited, The
Download or read book More Great Aussie Jokes written by Five Mile Press Pty. Limited, The and published by . This book was released on 2002 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Big Fat Book of Aussie Jokes by : Warren Fahey
Download or read book The Big Fat Book of Aussie Jokes written by Warren Fahey and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2010-03-01 with total page 21 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Where would our country be without its proud traditions? Beer, ballads, blokes - and the ability to laugh at yourself? Where would our country be without its proud traditions?Beer, ballads, blokes - and the ability to laugh at yourself. Folklorist Warren Fahey's fabulous collection of Aussie jokes is guaranteed to entertain and offend absolutely everyone! GENERAL RULES OF AUSSIE EtIQUEttE1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting them.3. It's tacky to take an Esky to church.4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.5. Even if you're certain you're included in the will, it's rudeto take the trailer to the funeral home. Warren Fahey, larrikin, balladeer, author and professional joke collector, has done all the hard work for you by bunging together all his favourite gags: the ones about marriage and men, about work and cars, about politics, foreigners (especially that lot across the tasman) and religion. So all you have to do is laugh. Which you will, or risk being branded a dickhead. the Big Fat Book of Aussie Jokes is the biggest, fattest, funniest joke book in the land..
Download or read book Best Ever Aussie Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 2011 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What Aussie outlaw wore no clothes? Nude Kelly! With over 400 more hilarious jokes inside, this is a book that will keep you and the kids laughing for hours! Publicity will be extensive, with a focus on radio, national newspapers, news, children's print media, online and more. This phenomenal fun-raiser will continue to skyrocket!
Book Synopsis 502 More Great Aussie Jokes by : Louis Shea
Download or read book 502 More Great Aussie Jokes written by Louis Shea and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 185 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you hear about the optimistic kangaroo? It hopped for the best. Who would open the batting for the Aussie animal cricket team? Wombat and numbat. With 500 more hilarious jokes inside, this is a book that will keep you and the kids laughing for hours! Publicity will again be extensive; with a focus on radio, national newspapers, news, children's print media, online and more. This phenomenal fun-raiser will continue to sky-rocket! Camp Quality is committed to bringing hope and happiness to children living with cancer, their families and communities, through ongoing quality recreational, educational and financial support programs. Scholastic Australia is proud to donate all royalties from sales to this worthy cause.
Download or read book 365 Awesome Aussie Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 183 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with sheep? A woolly jumper! Mitchell Johnson, Australian cricketer Why did the cockatoo sit on the clock? So he would be on time! Kate Ritchie, actor What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick! Jeremy Lindsay Taylor, actor, Sea Patrol With 362 more hilarious jokes inside, this is a book that will keep you and the kids laughing for hours! Publicity will again be extensive; with a focus on radio, national newspapers, news, children's print media, online and more. This phenomenal fun-raiser will continue to sky-rocket!
Book Synopsis Maurie Fields' Bawdy Aussie Jokes by :
Download or read book Maurie Fields' Bawdy Aussie Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 1990 with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Best of Aussie Slang by : John Blackman
Download or read book Best of Aussie Slang written by John Blackman and published by Momentum. This book was released on 2012-02-15 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you don't buy this book you're one chop short of a barbecue! Is your knowledge of Aussie slang sadly lacking? Are you feeling like a bandicoot on a burnt ridge, and running around like a blue-arsed fly? If so, don't chuck a wobbly, simply take a squiz at John Blackman's Best of Aussie Slang and she'll be apples! This latest literary triumph from John Blackman is the ultimate guide to the lingo of Down Under. Known to millions of Australians as the voice of Hey Hey It's Saturday and the alter ego of Dickie Knee, Blackman defines all the great slang and phrases that confront everyone, every day, all around Australia. So take a Captain Cook at this little beauty, impress the world with your grasp of the Aussie vernacular and find a special place for this masterpiece in your home – preferably one that doesn't flush!
Book Synopsis The Great Aussie Joke Book by : David Khan
Download or read book The Great Aussie Joke Book written by David Khan and published by . This book was released on 2013-01-22 with total page 302 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You will laugh out loud with this book. Over 300 pages of hilarious jokes and gags. Jokes about men, women, doctors, lawyers, politicians and just about anyone you can poke a stick at. Great for speeches, ice breakers at parties, weddings, get-togethers and just a really good laugh on your own.You'll never struggle to remember a joke again with this book at your fingertips. Hundreds of hilarious and cheeky laughs.
Book Synopsis Best Aussie Jokes by : Marguerite Marshall
Download or read book Best Aussie Jokes written by Marguerite Marshall and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With over 400 jokes to smile, giggle and laugh your way through, 'Best Aussie Jokes' has a joke for nearly every occasion. Laughter is a powerful tonic for our physical and mental health and these jokes will ensure you become the life of the party. So get ready for a book full of belly laughs. A warning: Beware... laughing is addictive
Book Synopsis The Penguin Book of All-new Australian Jokes by : Phillip Adams
Download or read book The Penguin Book of All-new Australian Jokes written by Phillip Adams and published by . This book was released on 2000 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The traditional Aussie jokes told in pubs and cabs now compete with global jokes. It's Dad 'n' Dave versus Monica Lewinsky.
Book Synopsis Don't Come the Raw Prawn! by : John Blackman
Download or read book Don't Come the Raw Prawn! written by John Blackman and published by Momentum. This book was released on 2012-02-15 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Brilliant", "Arguably the most important work in its field", "A literary masterpiece" ... just a few of the accolades critics didn't shower on John Blackman's first book, The Aussie Slang Dictionary. Despite this, it became a smash-hit success. Don't Come the Raw Prawn! is the side-splitting, risque sequel of words and phrases so dear to the Australian heart. Blackman, the multimedia personality best known as the voice of 'Hey Hey It's Saturday' (and the brains behind the rascally Dickie Knee) is now more than ever convinced of the world's insatiable desire to learn more about the lingo of the Land Down Under – so ... Stop alecking around and don't be a bunny ... this latest book is a lot more useful than a glass door on a dunny. You'd have to be one sandwich short of a picnic or have death adders in your pocket not to pull out the Oscar and take a geek at a book that's as funny as a hatful. Don't be a grape on the business, or a half-back flanker; when it comes to Aussie phrases, this book's fuller than a seaside dunny on Boxing Day. Starve the lizards, it's London to a brick that you'll be cracking yourself when you find out what getting off at Redfern means. Books like this are as rare as rocking horse poop and it's no good arguing the toss about that. Stone the crows, have a fair suck of the sav!
Book Synopsis Maurie Fields' Dinkum Aussie Jokes by : Val Jellay
Download or read book Maurie Fields' Dinkum Aussie Jokes written by Val Jellay and published by . This book was released on 1997 with total page 151 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Seven Little Australians by : Ethel Sybil Turner
Download or read book Seven Little Australians written by Ethel Sybil Turner and published by Library of Alexandria. This book was released on 2020-09-28 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Penguin Book of More Australian Jokes by : Phillip Adams
Download or read book The Penguin Book of More Australian Jokes written by Phillip Adams and published by . This book was released on 2000 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
