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Book Synopsis Merry XXXmas, Charlee Frown (Twisted Holiday Specials) by : Lotus Rose
Download or read book Merry XXXmas, Charlee Frown (Twisted Holiday Specials) written by Lotus Rose and published by Death Pout. This book was released on 2014-07-18 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this raunchy comedy 18-year-old Charlee struggles to save XXXmas from having its X’s lessened by the Grump. She faces pervy challenges in order to add an X at the end of each level. Level one is innocent, other than her going topless for the milkshake. But in Xmas she must trick five opponents into getting “visibly aroused”. Then in XXmas she must get laid three times, despite the Grump passing a law raising age of consent to 19! Laugh along as Charlee dresses up as a naughty nun, tries to hang an angel near an upskirt fetishist, and gives Santa a lap dance. Marvel as she seduces a girl wearing fake “equipment” by having her stand underneath the “c” toe (no, it’s not mistletoe). And ponder as she seeks the Starfish of Legend. Can XXXmas be saved? Can Charlee be pervy enough? You’re about to find out. Warning: Contains content that may be offensive to some readers. Reader discretion is advised. Twisted Holiday Specials SinEaster Merry XXXmas, Charlee Frown BlackHearts Day
Author :Lotus Rose Publisher :Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN 13 :9781500670832 Total Pages :274 pages Book Rating :4.6/5 (78 download)
Book Synopsis Merry Xxxmas, Charlee Frown by : Lotus Rose
Download or read book Merry Xxxmas, Charlee Frown written by Lotus Rose and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2014-08-06 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this raunchy comedy 18-year-old Charlee struggles to save XXXmas from having its X's lessened by the Grump. She faces pervy challenges in order to add an X at the end of each level. Can XXXmas be saved? Can Charlee be pervy enough? You're about to find out. Warning: Contains content that may be offensive to some readers. Reader discretion is advised.
Book Synopsis BlackHearts Day (Twisted Holiday Specials) by : Lotus Rose
Download or read book BlackHearts Day (Twisted Holiday Specials) written by Lotus Rose and published by Death Pout. This book was released on 2014-11-01 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Charlee Frown must struggle to prevent a holiday known as BlackHearts Day from taking hold. But then she starts thinking, maybe it’s not so bad after all, because Valentine’s Day really sucks. She’s asked to star in a sappy Hall-mart Cards Valentine’s television special. But then she learns about the origin of Valentine’s Day, and the role of the Illuminati and Aleister Crowley in it…in cooperation with Hall-mart. Charlee is torn. What should she do? She just wants to be on TV! Can Valentine’s Day be saved? By the author of SinEaster and Merry XXXmas, Charlee Frown. Twisted Holiday Specials SinEaster Merry XXXmas, Charlee Frown BlackHearts Day
Book Synopsis SinEaster (Twisted Holiday Specials) by : Lotus Rose
Download or read book SinEaster (Twisted Holiday Specials) written by Lotus Rose and published by Death Pout. This book was released on 2013-02-25 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like a naughty Easter version of The Nightmare Before Christmas mixed with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. . . Don't let her habit of constantly wearing bunny ears fool you. Charlee hates Easter. And she has good reason to. So, on the day before her 18th birthday, she wasn't expecting to meet the Easter Bunny, a person-sized gummi egg, and a large toad. But that's what happens when she and two other teenagers are transported to Easter Land. Charlee ponders the teenage girl made out of gummi with huge boobs, and the teenage boy in a wheelchair with an overdeveloped upper body. A black-clad princess informs them that they must compete to decide which of the three creatures will be the future egg deliverer. But a mysterious man tied to a dark holiday known as SinEaster is also aware of the teens' arrival. Some say that in the days of prophesy, SinEaster will destroy Easter. Will Easter go on as usual, or will it be cancelled this year? By the author of Malice in Wonderland and Merry XXXmas, Charlee Frown. Twisted Holiday Specials SinEaster Merry XXXmas, Charlee Frown BlackHearts Day Keywords: free Easter book, holiday special parody
Book Synopsis The Return of Mackenzie (Faerie Brace-Face 3) by : Lotus Rose
Download or read book The Return of Mackenzie (Faerie Brace-Face 3) written by Lotus Rose and published by Death Pout. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the final installment of the romantic sci fi/fantasy Faerie Brace-Face Trilogy, Cabby’s high school nemesis from the past has returned. Her name is Mackenzie and she’s determined to not only ruin Cabby’s life, but to steal Darren away from her as well! And so, Cabby and Darren find themselves returning to high school to replay certain key events between the two girls. And whoever ends up “winning” this time around will end up ruling over all of CabbyWorld. Of course, if Mackenzie wins, it will be renamed MackenzieWorld. But Cabby is not about to give up her power or her dear fiancé, Darren. Because she has plans to marry that sweet, dreamy boy and live happily ever after, as husband and wife, and King and Queen. And with no stupid Mackenzie! By the author of the Malice in Wonderland Saga.
Book Synopsis MachoPoni: A Prance with Death (Poniworld Chronicles #1) by : Lotus Rose
Download or read book MachoPoni: A Prance with Death (Poniworld Chronicles #1) written by Lotus Rose and published by Death Pout. This book was released on 2016-08-18 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first volume of the dementedly funny 80’s nostalgia series, The Poniworld Chronicles, introduces us to MachoPoni. He’s a purple pony who tries to act tough, but has a heart of gold. And his heart has a soft spot for a female pony named Dust. He’s loved her ever since they were children, though many would call him a fool for doing so. Because most ponies would call Dust cruel and manipulative. But the part of her that MachoPoni fell in love with, is a part deep inside that she doesn’t show to others. So when Dust is kidnapped and taken to the land of undead ponies, MachoPoni has no choice but to rescue her. If you grew up watching 80’s My Little Pony cartoons, you’ll love this irreverent, twisted take on ponies and 80’s pop culture. It’s fun to catch all the references to the 80’s, and specifically to the year 1983. Seriously, every book in the series takes place in that year, because in Poniworld, it’s always 1983. These books are darkly humorous, twisted parodies that children shouldn’t be allowed to read. They’re for those of you who want to revisit your childhood, but from the perspective of the slightly-off adult you’ve become. They’re truly “children’s books for adults,” delivered with a twisted sense of humor. But don’t worry. If you didn’t grow up in the 80’s, there’s plenty of fun to be had for you too. Prepare to learn why the 80’s were so gnarly! Keywords: ponies, horses, My Little Pony books spoof The Poniworld Chronicles MachoPoni: A Prance With Death Mein Poni-Kampf: A Biography of the Leader of the Nazi Ponies My Brootal Poni: A Very Butch Poni Tale Dust in Your Eyes: An Erotic Poni Tale Mötley Hüerd, the Pony Glam Metal Band Dust on the Wind: Journey to Redemption Octopony How the Alien Pony Princess Fell in Love
Book Synopsis Gothic Lolita 3: Pageant by : Lotus Rose
Download or read book Gothic Lolita 3: Pageant written by Lotus Rose and published by Death Pout. This book was released on 2015-08-29 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 12-year-old Nina is an aspiring supermodel, actress and pop star who has everything going for her. Wealth. A magical scar down the side of her face. A fiance willing to do anything for her. All she needs now is fame. She’s willing to do anything for it. Anything. Even kill for it. After all, she already has. Ordering her new fans around is a thrill, but it’s not all fun and games. She has nightmares sometimes. Because she can’t help but feel she has awakened dark forces. By the author of Malice in Wonderland. Keywords: goth girls, gothic women, goth chicks, models, celebrities, supermodels, books, ebooks Gothic Lolita Series Gothic Lolita Gothic Lolita 2: Heirloom Gothic Lolita 3: Pageant
Book Synopsis Revenge of the Faebots (Faerie Brace-Face 2) by : Lotus Rose
Download or read book Revenge of the Faebots (Faerie Brace-Face 2) written by Lotus Rose and published by Death Pout. This book was released on 2016-02-14 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In volume 2 of the Faerie Brace-Face Series, the faebots are working hard to revive Cabby’s high school nemesis, Mackenzie, by downloading her data into the new faebot leader, who they’re calling the “Mackenzie Aspirant.” That’s because she wants to become Mackenzie, just so she can ruin Cabby’s life. Cabby and Darren struggle to find out where the data is being stored, so they can erase it before the faebots get to it. Because the last thing Cabby wants is all the drama that girl would bring into her life. She’d rather focus on her relationship with Darren, and, meanwhile, Darren would like to focus on Cabby, because he yearns to give her a ring to show how much she means to him. But rings are hard to come by in the world they find themselves in. The Faerie Brace-Face Trilogy Faerie Brace-Face Revenge of the Faebots The Return of Mackenzie
Book Synopsis Gothic Lolita 2: Heirloom by : Lotus Rose
Download or read book Gothic Lolita 2: Heirloom written by Lotus Rose and published by Death Pout. This book was released on 2015-08-10 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now that Ember is no longer a child actor, her fame is waning and she needs a publicity stunt to revive it. So she decides to auction her virginity. But things start going downhill when the cohost of a morning show kills herself after Ember makes her announcement. Days later, Maggy, Ember’s former costar, gets caught up in a sex tape scandal. And on top of that, Ember finds herself in fear of the billionaire who bid the highest in the auction. The stress causes her to struggle with her various addictions. But her greatest addiction is to fame. Is she willing to do what it takes to keep it? Gothic Lolita Series Gothic Lolita Gothic Lolita 2: Heirloom Gothic Lolita 3: Pageant
Download or read book Gothic Lolita written by Lotus Rose and published by Death Pout. This book was released on 2015-03-05 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the first book of the series, Emilie is a supermodel battling with a bad childhood and alcoholism. When a handsome billionaire offers to photograph her, she has no idea her life will soon be in danger. Too late, she discovers that the girls he photographs are becoming suicidal. The billionaire decorates his walls with paintings of a scarred woman who was gorgeous before she was cut. Emilie realizes she must find out who that woman was if she ever hopes to survive. And she must figure out who the mysterious little girl was who visited her, the little girl with the scar on the side of her face. . . Gothic Lolita Series Gothic Lolita Gothic Lolita 2: Heirloom Gothic Lolita 3: Pageant
Book Synopsis How the Alien Pony Princess Fell in Love (Poniworld Chronicles #8) by : Lotus Rose
Download or read book How the Alien Pony Princess Fell in Love (Poniworld Chronicles #8) written by Lotus Rose and published by Death Pout. This book was released on 2015-05-29 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Alien Pony Princess Alisson has never been kissed, which isn’t surprising since she doesn’t even have a boyfriend. But one day she finds a hunky caveponi frozen in ice and has him thawed out. Could he be the one to help her thaw out her heart as well? Because when she asks him, it turns out he has never kissed anypony either. . .
Book Synopsis The Christmas Spirits by : Whitley Strieber
Download or read book The Christmas Spirits written by Whitley Strieber and published by Coronet. This book was released on 2011-11-21 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: George Moore is a modern day Scrooge, a futures trader who drives his staff hard, and won't let his assistant go home to look after her autistic son on Christmas Eve.Like Scrooge he is mean with money, but he is also mean with his sympathies and his time. He has to swerve to avoid putting money in a charity box and also crosses the road to avoid a family he thinks are probably gypsies on his way to dinner at a cheap cafeteria. An old man sitting nearby looks as if he might be looking for the warmth of some human contact. George refuses to meet his eye and hurries home.Various slightly odd, even disconcerting things happen. He encounters a nun who looks like an elderly child. He sees a Santa in the window of a department store, who seems to emerge from his Grotto, look confused, and is then surrounded by small elf-like figures who drag him back behind the curtains. Finally, when he arrives back in his apartment the old man from the cafeteria suddenly appears and reveals himself as George's old mentor in trading and in greed. Bill Hill reveals that he is dead and that he has come to give George a warning. He warns George he will have three visitors that night, and then in a flash he disappears.So it comes about that, as Bill Hill said, George receives three visitors that Christmas Eve, just as Scrooge was visited by the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future. But these are not the ghosties and sprites that frightened Dickens's readers. George's visitors are more ambiguous, more frightening to a modern sensibility. They are visitors that will give even today's reader goose bumps.They take George on an emotional journey that like Scrooge's journey - and the journey in another Christmas story, It's a Wonderful Life - teaches him the true value of Christmas, the true meaning of life and finally ... how to love. This new classic is both very scary and very Christmassy.
Book Synopsis Happy Holidays--Animated! by : William D. Crump
Download or read book Happy Holidays--Animated! written by William D. Crump and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2019-03-11 with total page 419 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Since the early 20th century, animated Christmas cartoons have brightened the holiday season around the world--first in theaters, then on television. From devotional portrayals of the Nativity to Santa battling villains and monsters, this encyclopedia catalogs more than 1,800 international Christmas-themed cartoons and others with year-end themes of Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and the New Year. Explore beloved television specials such as A Charlie Brown Christmas, theatrical shorts such as Santa's Workshop, holiday episodes from animated television series like American Dad! and The Simpsons, feature films like The Nutcracker Prince and obscure productions such as The Insects' Christmas, along with numerous adaptations and parodies of such classics as A Christmas Carol and Twas the Night before Christmas.
Book Synopsis The Twisted Christmas Trilogy Boxed Set (Complete Series: Books 1-3) by : Daniel Parsons
Download or read book The Twisted Christmas Trilogy Boxed Set (Complete Series: Books 1-3) written by Daniel Parsons and published by Daniel Parsons. This book was released on 2020-11-10 with total page 629 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ONE VICTORIAN CITY. ONE MAGICAL UPRISING. ONE BOY CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT ALL. A dark Victorian fantasy adventure you won’t be able to put down. Fate has never been kind to twelve-year-old Toby. Not when he was abandoned on the steps of a workhouse as a baby. Nor when he escaped into the magical underworld that hides in London’s shadows. But when the futures of thousands of lives come to rest in his hands, Toby quickly realises that perhaps fate had a good reason. Perhaps it was preparing him. As the peacekeeper between both worlds, human and magic, can he find the inner strength to become a hero or does fate have darker intentions? This complete set contains all three books in The Twisted Christmas Trilogy about a young boy, an old man and a spellbinding troupe of magical performers, written by bestselling author Daniel Parsons. Over 700 pages of magic, mischief and cinematic creatures. Now, for a limited time, save over 50% by grabbing the entire series in this special bundle deal! This Boxed Set Includes Book One: The Winter Freak Show Book Two: Face of a Traitor Book Three: The Wrath of Oberon What Readers Are Saying About the Series ★★★★★ “A Christmas tale with a dark but magical twist which I thought was great.” ★★★★★ “A delightful combination of Charles Dickens, The Santa Clause, and The Polar Express.” ★★★★★ “Well paced, with loads of twists and full of action. The main character might be a boy but it is definitely a book for readers young and old.” ★★★★★ “This is a really fresh, nice interpretation of the St. Nicholas legend. I loved it.” ★★★★★ “I'm 70 and enjoyed it as much as I would have at 10.” ★★★★★ “I loved it, with all its twists and turns, never quite knowing who's really real and who you can trust.” ★★★★★ “I wished I'd read it slower to enjoy it longer - it really is THAT good.” The Twisted Christmas Trilogy is a fast-paced thrill-ride loaded with heart-warming charm, perfect for fans of Percy Jackson, Skulduggery Pleasant and A Series of Unfortunate Events. Pick up The Twisted Christmas Trilogy to discover this white-knuckle adventure today!
Download or read book Molly written by Gail E. Tolbert and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2007-04 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Merry Ex-Mas written by Sheila Roberts and published by MIRA. This book was released on 2013-10-29 with total page 331 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Three friends--Cass Wilkes, the owner of the Gingerbread Haus bakery; restaurant owner Charlene Albach; and newly divorced Ella who is forced to share a house with her ex-husband--discover what matters the most in life during a magical Christmas season.
Book Synopsis Christmas Crime in Kingfisher Falls by : Phillipa Nefri Clark
Download or read book Christmas Crime in Kingfisher Falls written by Phillipa Nefri Clark and published by Phillipa Nefri Clark. This book was released on 2023-11-23 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Starting over has never been more dangerous. Charlotte Dean loves her new job at the bookshop in the small town of Kingfisher Falls. One day she will buy the store when Rosie retires, but for now she's content to learn the ropes and forget her troubled past. Even the snobby book club ladies can't dampen her spirits. But when a strange series of crimes casts suspicion on all the wrong people - including Charlotte - she can't stand back and watch. With Rosie more than happy to help, Charlotte begins her own investigation into Christmas tree thieves and a vendetta against a local family. With the community divided and criminals on the loose, the annual Christmas Eve street party is about to change lives forever, and Charlotte is the only one who can prevent a disaster. So much for keeping her head down. IMPORTANT NOTE: This is a rewritten version of a book previously published under the titles DEADLY START and before that THE CHRISTMAS TREE THIEF. Since rights reversion, this book has been freshly edited with some new scenes and has a new title and cover.
