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Book Synopsis Merry Fucking Christmas by : Joe Movick
Download or read book Merry Fucking Christmas written by Joe Movick and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-19 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Christmas is a time of family, stress, love, wanting, resentment, and occasional violence.It's tradition.Frozen turkeys, drunk in-laws, gifts that bite, Santa breaking and entering, death, infidelity?Six short comedies to help you wind down during the holidays.
Download or read book Hard written by L. L. Soares and published by Crossroad Press. This book was released on 2018-10-07 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Merry is having a HARD day. This is the story of: A former cop, trying to get his life together His ex-wife, who tortures people for a living A young porn star, who offers a fresh start An obscene phone caller, who doesn’t know when to leave enough alone A serial killer, who has a hard-on for death What do these people have in common? They're all going to find out how HARD life can be. A noirish martini with generous helpings of sex and violence by L.L. Soares, the Bram Stoker award winning author of LIFE RAGE. *** “HARD is the perfect introduction to the dark, gritty world of L.L. Soares. It’s an unpredictable, high-tension journey through the dark places of society that you’d be afraid to examine alone. Soares is a master of blunt-force drama, and HARD delivers it in spades.” — Peter N. Dudar, author of THE GOAT PARADE “HARD is a riveting tale set in an all too real world few of us get to see, where the seediest of characters thrive and the weak are in constant peril. Soares delivers an addictive modern noir that’d make one hell of a film.” — Nick Cato, author of THE LAST PORNO THEATER and DEATH WITCH
Download or read book Absolution written by Jeff VanderMeer and published by Random House. This book was released on 2024-10-22 with total page 465 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ten years after the publication of Annihilation, the surprise fourth volume in Jeff VanderMeer’s blockbuster Southern Reach Trilogy. When the Southern Reach Trilogy was first published a decade ago, it was an instant sensation, celebrated in a front-page New York Times story before publication, hailed by Stephen King and many others. Each volume climbed the bestsellers lists, awards were won, the books made the rare transition from paperback original to hardcover, and the movie adaptation became a cult classic. All told, the trilogy has sold more than a million copies, and has secured its place in the pantheon of twenty-first-century literature. And yet, for Jeff VanderMeer there was never full closure to the story of Area X. There were a few mysteries that had gone unsolved, some key points of view never aired. There were stories left to tell. There remained questions about who had been complicit in creating the conditions for Area X to take hold; the story of the first mission into the Forgotten Coast—before Area X was called Area X—had never been fully told; and what if someone had foreseen the world after Acceptance? How crazy would they seem? Structured in three parts, each recounting a new expedition, this book delivers some long-awaited answers, to be sure, but also more questions, and profound new surprises. Absolution is a brilliant, beautiful, and ever-terrifying plunge into unique and fertile literary territory. It is the final word on one of the most provocative and popular speculative fiction series of our time.
Download or read book Rock Romance Series written by A.L. Wood and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-04-30 with total page 574 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First Chance: Rock Romance #1A college student Natalie Wright. She hasn't had it easy for years , emotionally. Her one safe haven is music. Soul breaking , body quaking, lyrics sung in such a voice the emotions are conveyed onto you. Enter Ryan "Steele" Hurst , a chart topping lead singer in the rock band "Steele's Army". The bands songs are about cheapening the meaning of love . They project the bad-boy image.Can these two polar opposites coincide with each other on a summer tour making it out unscathed?Last Chance: Rock Romance #2Find Me: Rock Romance #3Save Me: Rock Romance #4Forever, Hold On: Rock Romance #5Letting Go: Rock Romance #6
Book Synopsis THE PALEONTOLOGIST by : Rohan Vechlekar
Download or read book THE PALEONTOLOGIST written by Rohan Vechlekar and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-08-20 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Canbur Rock, a frozen mountain town. Underneath it, something is boiling. But even as the heat eats everything that is alive on the mountainside, it may not be enough to thaw human coldness. Five young men and women—some growing up, others down— will enter the furnace—some encounter adventure, others war—and bring back to the surface whatever they may find. Those who find adventure will burn. Those who find war will freeze. No matter which direction you chose to go, it will be away from home.
Download or read book Darkness, Darkness written by John Harvey and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-08-18 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Thirty years ago, the British Miners’ Strike threatened to tear england apart, turning neighbor against neighbor, husband against wife, father against son—enmities which still smolder.Charlie Resnick, recently promoted to Detective Inspector and ambivalent, at best, about some of the police tactics used in the Strike, had run an surveillance-gathering unit at the heart of the dispute.Now, in virtual retirement, the discovery of the body of a young woman who disappeared during the Strike brings Resnick back to the front line to assist in the investigation into the woman’s murder—forcing him to confront his past—in what will assuredly be his last case . . . as well as John’s Harvey’s final Charlie Resnick novel.
Book Synopsis Denis Leary's Merry F#%$in' Christmas by : Denis Leary
Download or read book Denis Leary's Merry F#%$in' Christmas written by Denis Leary and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2012-10-30 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For everyone who loves the holidays - and those of us who can't wait until they're over - Denis Leary has a special gift this season: Merry F***in' Christmas. This adult parody of a children's book, in the vein of Go The Fuck To Sleep, takes aim at bad presents, drunk Santas, boring relatives, ugly sweaters, greedy kids and all the other things that make December such a pain in the ass. Just like he did in The Ref - the cult classic Christmas film that skewers dysfunctional families - Denis will have you laughing out loud about just how unhappy the holidays can be.
Book Synopsis Merry Hockey Holiday by : Stephanie Julian
Download or read book Merry Hockey Holiday written by Stephanie Julian and published by Moonlit Night Publishing. This book was released on with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two steamy hockey stories perfect for the winter holiday THE PLAYBOY He left her behind to chase his dream... Kyle is back in the minors to rehab his career but that's not all he's hoping to fix. He wants to win back the girl he left behind. But convincing Leah to take another chance on this former playboy will be harder than making it back to the NHL. THE COMEBACK KID She’s the one who got away… Wallflower Emma has had a crush on star athlete Nick since high school, but when he left to play professional hockey, she wrote him off. And still dreams of the one who got away. When her college roommate drags her to a Redtails Hockey game, Emma is shocked when Nick tracks her down and asks her out. When Nick sees Emma at the game, he feels like he got an early Christmas present…and a second chance. This time around, he’s not giving up on the wary Emma until he gets his holiday wish… Emma in his bed and in his life. Two steamy contemporary hockey holiday romances for fans of Melanie Harlow, Sarina Bowen and Toni Aleo.
Download or read book Hold On written by Kristen Ashley and published by Kristen Ashley. This book was released on 2015-09-01 with total page 378 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Since she was young, Cher Rivers knew she was not the kind of girl who got what she wanted. A girl who could hope. A girl who could dream. She knew a happily ever after just wasn't in the cards for her. In love for years with the last bastion of the 'burg's eligible bachelors, Garrett Merrick, Cher worked hard at making him laugh. Being one of the guys. Having him in her life the only way she could. All this knowing he was in love with another woman. The Merrick Family is known for loving deep. So when Cecelia Merrick was murdered, it marked the Merricks in a way none of them recovered. Both Cecelia's children found love. Both turned their backs on it. But Garrett "Merry" Merrick knew in his soul the woman he divorced years ago was the one for him. Until the night when Cher took Garrett's back and things changed. The Merrick family loves deep. They also protect fiercely. And with his eyes finally open, Garrett sees the woman who truly is for him and he goes after her.
Book Synopsis Charming Like Us by : Krista Ritchie
Download or read book Charming Like Us written by Krista Ritchie and published by K.B. Ritchie. This book was released on 2020-06-23 with total page 499 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As the hottest bodyguard on Security Force Omega, Oscar Oliveira has no trouble finding a warm body at any odd hour. But he's ready for more. And for the first time in this ex-pro boxer's life, he just got rejected. For a kiss. Oscar's friends warned him not to fall for the straight guy, but flirty, sexy-as-hell Jack Highland made that difficult. Now Jack has Oscar's sweater. His belt. His bandana. And Oscar seriously wants them back. As for Jack – well, Jack wants a lot of things. But for the first time in this confident filmmaker's life, he's absolutely 100%... confused. Add another ultra-complication in a sea of complicated: Enter Charlie Cobalt. The enigmatic famous one that Oscar is sworn to protect wants his own show, and he's asked Jack to film it. A Charlie-centric docuseries will force Oscar & Jack to share the same air again. Option 1: Ignore each other. Option 2: Flirt, aw yeah. And act like the rejection never happened. Option 3: Confront each other about the rejected kiss. With options on the table and their romantic lives unsettled, both Jack & Oscar are concerned about why Charlie wants his own show. And the longer filming lasts, the more tumultuous their personal & professional worlds become. Chaos reigns when you're around the Cobalts, and Jack & Oscar are swept up among the most destructive one.
Download or read book Being Merry written by Meka James and published by Jazen Ink Press. This book was released on 2020-11-27 with total page 83 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Goodwill towards others has never felt better… Noelle Cameron won’t let being basically homeless in a new state dampen her Christmas spirit. Thanks to her coworker, she has a temporary housing possibility. However, her new potential roommate is about as welcoming as the Grinch. But Noelle refuses to let scowls and snide remarks about her festive attire steal her joy. Winning over the cranky Lennox will be a victory sweeter than sugar cookies. Lennox Sutton doesn’t want to live with anyone. Unfortunately, one well delivered guilt trip from her sister means taking in the woman wearing a reindeer headband and an attitude that goes past glass half full to it completely spilling over. Now she’s stuck with a person who embodies everything Lennox dislikes about the holiday season. But beneath the ugly sweaters shines someone whose company Lennox could enjoy. A meddling sister and a dash of Christmas magic might have these two polar opposites finding new ways to enjoy the season of giving.
Download or read book Forever For Us written by Carrie Ann Ryan and published by Carrie Ann Ryan . This book was released on 2024-08-26 with total page 247 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Wilder Brothers series from NYT Bestselling Author Carrie Ann Ryan continues with an enemies to lovers, workplace romance where Wyatt Wilder meets his match. The moment I found out my ex-wife was cheating with my former best friend I knew I’d hit rock bottom, and it was time for a change. With the freshly signed divorce papers in hand, I want nothing to do with my old life as I start my new one with my brothers and our new distillery and bar on the Wilder Retreat. Only when I see my former best friend’s ex, Ava, in need of a job, I can’t say no. Not when she has their eight-year-old daughter in tow and nowhere to go. Now I’m forced to work with the woman from my past I’d rather forget. We both want to move on, but every time we’re near each other, the fire hadn’t known we could have burns between us even brighter. We should say no. The complications would break us. Yet we can’t walk away. Even when it would be safer for all of us if we do. ~~~~~~~ About the Wilder Brothers Series Introducing the Wilder Brothers. Six sexy, built AF, slightly overprotective brothers. Six women who won't back down in order to protect those they love. When the Wilder brothers return home after leaving the military and the lives they fought to build, they'll have to start from scratch and create roots when they had none before. They're moving to a new state, a new town, and with a new set of problems they never expected. Falling in love along the way isn't in the cards, but the Wilder brothers should know by now—you don't choose your fate, fate chooses you. ~~~~~~~ Read what others are saying about New York Times bestselling author, Carrie Ann Ryan: “One of the best family romance series around! Carrie Ann Ryan brings the heat, emotions, and love in each story!” ~ NYT Bestselling Author Corinne Michaels “Count on Carrie Ann Ryan for emotional, sexy, character driven stories that capture your heart!” – Carly Phillips, NY Times bestselling author “Carrie Ann Ryan’s romances are my newest addiction! The emotion in her books captures me from the very beginning. The hope and healing hold me close until the end. These love stories will simply sweep you away.” ~ NYT Bestselling Author Deveny Perry “Carrie Ann Ryan writes sexy emotional romances that'll make you cry and fan yourself from the heat, especially because of all that sexy ink.” –#1 NYT Bestselling Author Lauren Blakely “Once I started reading, I couldn’t stop! This is definitely going in my re-read pile!” –NYT Bestselling Author Susan Stoker "Carrie Ann Ryan writes the perfect balance of sweet and heat ensuring every story feeds the soul." - Audrey Carlan, #1 New York Times Bestselling Author “Carrie Ann Ryan never fails to draw readers in with passion, raw sensuality, and characters that pop off the page. Any book by Carrie Ann is an absolute treat.” – New York Times Bestselling Author J. Kenner “Carrie Ann Ryan knows how to pull your heartstrings and make your pulse pound! Her wonderful Redwood Pack series will draw you in and keep you reading long into the night. I can’t wait to see what comes next with the new generation, the Talons. Keep them coming, Carrie Ann!” –Lara Adrian, New York Times bestselling author of CRAVE THE NIGHT "With snarky humor, sizzling love scenes, and brilliant, imaginative worldbuilding, The Dante's Circle series reads as if Carrie Ann Ryan peeked at my personal wish list!" – NYT Bestselling Author, Larissa Ione "Carrie Ann Ryan writes sexy shifters in a world full of passionate happily-ever-afters." – New York Times Bestselling Author Vivian Arend “Carrie Ann’s books are sexy with characters you can’t help but love from page one. They are heat and heart blended to perfection.” New York Times Bestselling Author Jayne Rylon Carrie Ann Ryan's books are wickedly funny and deliciously hot, with plenty of twists to keep you guessing. They'll keep you up all night!” USA Today Bestselling Author Cari Quinn "Once again, Carrie Ann Ryan knocks the Dante's Circle series out of the park. The queen of hot, sexy, enthralling paranormal romance, Carrie Ann is an author not to miss!" New York Times bestselling Author Marie Harte Read the Entire Wilder Brothers Series: One Way Back to Me ___ Topics: Contemporary Romance, Tattoo Romance, Dangerous Romance, Second Chance Romance, Erotic Romance, Steamy Romance, Grief, Love Story, Blue Collar, Construction, Montgomery Ink, sexy, heartwarming, heart-warming, family, love, love books, kissing books, emotional journey, contemporary, contemporary romance, romance series, long series, long romance series, sassy, strong heroine, captivating romance, hot, hot romance, forbidden love, sparks, loyalty, swoon rescue, kidnap, claiming, defending, protect Other readers of Carrie Ann Ryan’s books enjoyed books by: Corinne Michaels, Susan Stoker, Natasha Madison, Chelle Bliss, Chelle Sloane, Sally Thorn, Christina Lauren, Colleen Hoover, Talia Hipbert, Helena Hunting, Elle Kennedy, Kristen Callihan, Penny Reid, Kristen Ashley, KA Tucker, Melissa Foster, Bella Andre, Piper Lawson, Jean Oram, Sarina Bowen, and Jay Crownover
Download or read book The Breach written by Alexander Goble and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-07-10 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Aaron left town the night of his graduation, destined for greatness 10 years later and he has nothing to show for it Now he's returning home for his high school reunion, to meet the girl that got away and reconnect with an old friend. Then all Hell breaks loose, literally.
Book Synopsis It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers by : Colin Nissan
Download or read book It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers written by Colin Nissan and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2021-09-28 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A passionate and profane love letter to fall, the best fucking season of the year. Do you get excited at the first brisk breeze of the year? Are you overcome with delight when you see piles of red leaves? Do you lose your fucking mind at a pumpkin patch? At last, the epically funny internet sensation It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers is now a visual tour-de-force, teeming with a cornucopia of perfectly paired photos and seasonal enchantments to make it really fucking sing. Whiffy candles, wicker baskets, motherfucking gourd after gourd, and people going insane they love fall so much? Check! Also included: the equally lifechanging meditation It's Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers, because all good things must end. Give it to everyone you love, or put it on your fucking coffee table next to a pile of shellacked vegetables to really tie the room together. Perfect for: For anyone who fucking loves fall, and fans of McSweeney's, Go the Fuck to Sleep, Deep Thoughts, the Onion, and the New Yorker.
Download or read book Being Invisible written by E.M Louder and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2014 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "How will you ever meet new people or god forbid fall in love if you don't let people in?" The wise words of Misha's best friend, the one and only person she has in her life. Misha an uncaring, unfeeling and hard-hearted 20year old University student believes herself to be invisible. Nobody likes her or talks to her, her social status in non-existent as well as her love life. However unbeknown to Misha there is one exception to her invisible state and her tough and unbreakable attitude, Jake Nash. Jake Nash a sexy party-going, womanising, emotionally inept football jock, transfers to Misha's University to give himself a fresh new start in life. Although there is sexual attraction on Misha's part she knows Jake's reputation and his bad boy ways. She will never allow herself to be sucked into his good looks and easy going attitude, she knows the real Jake Nash. Or does she? What happens when their pasts meet their present? Can Misha and Jake build a relationship when they are both stubborn and hard-headed? Can Misha finally let the walls around her heart break away and allow someone else into her life? Note: This book is recommended for adult readers, it contains graphic language and sexual situations.
Book Synopsis Twelve Nights at Rotter House by : J.W. Ocker
Download or read book Twelve Nights at Rotter House written by J.W. Ocker and published by Turner Publishing Company. This book was released on 2019-10-29 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Felix Allsey is a travel writer with a keen eye for the paranormal, and he’s carved out a unique, if only slightly lucrative, niche for himself in nonfiction; he writes travelogues of the country’s most haunted places, after haunting them himself. When he convinces the owner of the infamous Rotterdam Mansion to let him stay on the premises for 13 nights, he believes he’s finally found the location that will bring him a bestseller. As with his other gigs, he sets rules for himself: no leaving the house for any reason, refrain from outside contact, and sleep during the day. When Thomas Ruth, Felix's oldest friend and fellow horror film obsessive, joins him on the project, the two dance around a recent and unspeakably painful rough-patch in their friendship, but eventually fall into their old rhythms of dark humor and movie trivia. That’s when things start going wrong: screams from upstairs, figures in the thresholds, and more than what should be in any basement. Felix realizes the book he’s writing, and his very state of mind, is tilting from nonfiction into all out horror, and the shocking climax answers a question that’s been staring these men in the face all along: In Rotter House, who’s haunting who?
Book Synopsis Just Be Fucking Merry by : Christmas Coloring Books for Adults
Download or read book Just Be Fucking Merry written by Christmas Coloring Books for Adults and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-23 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 Funny And Hilarious Christmas Gag Gift & Stocking Stuffer Discover the hottest trend with this best-selling title. Need a laugh-out-loud gift that is actually fun and relaxing? You can actually give a gift that is fun and will be appreciated! This irreverent and sweary coloring book features laugh-out-loud funny and original designs that are perfect for taking the stress out of work, school, family gatherings, and all the other stuff life can throw at a person. Provides HOURS of coloring FUN to amuse and delight during the holidays... and throughout the year! FEATURES: High Quality Original Coloring Page Swear Words And Funny Phrases Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Great for a holiday gift for adults and teens! Order now for a gift that will be appreciated: )
