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Download or read book Just Annoying! written by Andy Griffiths and published by ReadHowYouWant.com. This book was released on 2011-05-27 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is this the right book for you? Take the ANNOYING TEST and find out. 1) Do you ask `Are we there yet?' over and over on long car trips? 2) Do you like to drive people mad by copying everything they say and do? 3) Do you hog the shower and use up all the hot water? 4) Do you enjoy asking silly questions that have no real answers? 5) Do you swing on the clothesline whenever you get the chance? SCORE: One point for each 'yes' answer. 3-5 You are obviously a very annoying person. You will love this book. 1-2 You are a fairly annoying person. You will love this book. 0 You don't realise how much fun being annoying can be. You will love this book.
Book Synopsis Don't You Just Hate That? by : Scott Cohen
Download or read book Don't You Just Hate That? written by Scott Cohen and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2004-01-01 with total page 426 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect for the curmudgeon in all of us, a hilarious compilation of life's little annoyances chronicles the irritations and challenges of everyday life and provides the satisfaction that at least other people notice them too. Original.
Book Synopsis Seriously, Cinderella Is SO Annoying! by : Trisha Speed Shaskan
Download or read book Seriously, Cinderella Is SO Annoying! written by Trisha Speed Shaskan and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2014-10-01 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: OF COURSE you think Cinderella was the sweetest belle of the ball. You don't know the other side of the story. Well, let me tell you...
Book Synopsis Rosie Rudey and the Very Annoying Parent by : Sarah Naish
Download or read book Rosie Rudey and the Very Annoying Parent written by Sarah Naish and published by Jessica Kingsley Publishers. This book was released on 2016-10-21 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Today Rosie Rudey has had enough! "Rosie, put your coat on, it's cold outside." "Rosie, bring your sandwich box to the kitchen, please." "Rosie, stop being nasty to your brother." LEAVE ME ALONE, she thought. Rosie did not have an easy childhood which has made her build a hard shell around herself so no one can get in. Luckily her new mum knows just how to help soften Rosie's hard exterior. Written by a mum who understands, and her daughter (who was also a bit prickly), this is a story for children functioning at age 3-10.
Book Synopsis That's So Annoying by : Cynthia W Lett
Download or read book That's So Annoying written by Cynthia W Lett and published by Skyhorse Publishing Inc.. This book was released on 2009-07-27 with total page 183 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here are hundreds of real people's most common complaints and the proper responses to them. Written by an eminent etiquette experts, this guide reveals how to behave well and, more importantly, how to respond to bad behavior. Illustrated.
Book Synopsis An Annoying ABC by : Barbara Bottner
Download or read book An Annoying ABC written by Barbara Bottner and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2011 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Adelaide annoys Bailey, their entire preschool class gets upset, one child after another, until Zelda zaps Adelaide and a round of apologies begins. Bottner and Emberley follow up their bestselling "Miss Brooks Loves Books! (and I Don't!)" with this outrageously funny alphabet book. Full color.
Download or read book Annoying written by Joe Palca and published by Turner Publishing Company. This book was released on 2011-03-25 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two crackerjack science journalists from NPR look at why some things (and some people!) drive us crazy It happens everywhere?offices, schools, even your own backyard. Plus, seemingly anything can trigger it?cell phones, sirens, bad music, constant distractions, your boss, or even your spouse. We all know certain things get under our skin. Can science explain why? Palca and Lichtman take you on a scientific quest through psychology, evolutionary biology, anthropology, and other disciplines to uncover the truth about being annoyed. What is the recipe for annoyance? For starters, it should be temporary, unpleasant, and unpredictable, like a boring meeting or mosquito bites Gives fascinating, surprising explanations for why people react the way they do to everything from chili peppers to fingernails on a blackboard Explains why irrational behavior (like tearing your hair out in traffic) is connected to worthwhile behavior (like staying on task) Includes tips for identifying your own irritating habits! How often can you say you're happily reading a really Annoying book? The insights are fascinating, the exploration is fun, and the knowledge you gain, if you act like you know everything, can be really annoying.
Download or read book Just Kidding written by Andy Griffiths and published by Just. This book was released on 2019-09 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just Kidding! is the first book in a hilarious series of short stories about the world's smartest, craziest and most annoying practical joker from the creators of the bestselling Treehouse series, Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton. Is this the right book for you? Take the JUST KIDDING TEST and find out! 1. Do you ever pretend that you are sick to get out of going to school? 2. Do you leave banana skins in the middle of busy footpaths? 3. Do you wish that every day could be April Fools' Day? SCORE: One point for each yes answer. 3. You are a practical joking genius. You will love this book. 1-2. You are a good practical joker. You will love this book. 0. You are not a practical joker. You will love this book. (Just Kidding! was originally published as Just Tricking!)
Book Synopsis 1000 Years of Annoying the French by : Stephen Clarke
Download or read book 1000 Years of Annoying the French written by Stephen Clarke and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2012-03-20 with total page 764 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of A Year in the Merde and Talk to the Snail offers a highly biased and hilarious view of French history in this international bestseller. Things have been just a little awkward between Britain and France ever since the Norman invasion in 1066. Fortunately—after years of humorously chronicling the vast cultural gap between the two countries—author Stephen Clarke is perfectly positioned to investigate the historical origins of their occasionally hostile and perpetually entertaining pas de deux. Clarke sets the record straight, documenting how French braggarts and cheats have stolen credit rightfully due their neighbors across the Channel while blaming their own numerous gaffes and failures on those same innocent Brits for the past thousand years. Deeply researched and written with the same sly wit that made A Year in the Merde a comic hit, this lighthearted trip through the past millennium debunks the notion that the Battle of Hastings was a French victory (William the Conqueror was really a Norman who hated the French) and pooh-poohs French outrage over Britain’s murder of Joan of Arc (it was the French who executed her for wearing trousers). He also takes the air out of overblown Gallic claims, challenging the provenance of everything from champagne to the guillotine to prove that the French would be nowhere without British ingenuity. Brits and Anglophiles of every national origin will devour Clarke’s decidedly biased accounts of British triumph and French ignominy. But 1000 Years of Annoying the French will also draw chuckles from good-humored Francophiles as well as “anyone who’s ever encountered a snooty Parisian waiter or found themselves driving on the Boulevard Périphérique during August” (The Daily Mail). A bestseller in Britain, this is an entertaining look at history that fans of Sarah Vowell are sure to enjoy, from the author the San Francisco Chronicle has called “the anti-Mayle . . . acerbic, insulting, un-PC, and mostly hilarious.”
Book Synopsis Mom, You're So Annoying! by : Michelle Weinberger
Download or read book Mom, You're So Annoying! written by Michelle Weinberger and published by Dorrance Publishing Company. This book was released on 2018-01-09 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Parenting is one of life's greatest joys--and greatest challenges. From the first moment of holding a newborn baby in your arms, having children absolutely changes your life. This new life is your responsibility: not only to keep safe and healthy, but to teach the child right from wrong, good from bad, and to give him or her everything needed to grow into a happy and successful person. Then the child gets old enough to talk--and talk back! Before very long, this child who depended on you for everything, and looked up to you in wonder and amazement, is rewarding you for your concern and your good intentions by rolling their eyes and saying, "Mom, you're so annoying!" From Chef Mom to taxi driver to detective, Mom, You're So Annoying! covers all those thankless jobs moms do every day--with a dash of humor to keep you sane! About the Author Michelle Weinberger was born and raised in Brooklyn, New York, and has been married to her husband Larry for over thirty years. Her children, Gabrielle and Derek, say she was put on this earth to be a mom--and she couldn't agree more! Motherhood has been the best job in the world!
Download or read book Just Tricking! written by Andy Griffiths and published by ReadHowYouWant.com. This book was released on 2011-05-27 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Full of highly original, and extremely funny stories, which established Andy Griffiths as the world's most annoying person. They include convincing his best friend Danny that he is invisible so that he will wreak havoc in the school library, and pretending that corn relish is vomit to make an old lady move seats on a plane.
Book Synopsis Cookie! (Book 2): Cookie and the Most Annoying Girl in the World by : Konnie Huq
Download or read book Cookie! (Book 2): Cookie and the Most Annoying Girl in the World written by Konnie Huq and published by Bonnier Zaffre Ltd.. This book was released on 2020-08-06 with total page 310 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cookie, Keziah and Jake are best mates and life is good. Cookie's birthday party is coming up and she has had the most fantastic idea for a Save the Planet party where everything is recyclable and no plastic is used. Before long, Cookie is buzzing with plans. But then disaster strikes - Suzie Ashby totally swipes Cookie's idea and sends out invitations for her own Save the Planet birthday party. Worse still, Suzie seems to think Cookie is her new best friend! Grrrr! Suzie is officially the most annoying girl in the world!
Book Synopsis Elevating Child Care by : Janet Lansbury
Download or read book Elevating Child Care written by Janet Lansbury and published by Rodale Books. This book was released on 2024-04-30 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A modern parenting classic—a guide to a new and gentle way of understanding the care and nurture of infants, by the internationally renowned childcare expert, podcaster, and author of No Bad Kids “An absolute go-to for all parents, therapists, anyone who works with, is, or knows parents of young children.”—Wendy Denham, PhD A Resources for Infant Educarers (RIE) teacher and student of pioneering child specialist Magda Gerber, Janet Lansbury helps parents look at the world through the eyes of their infants and relate to them as whole people who have natural abilities to learn without being taught. Once we are able to view our children in this light, even the most common daily parenting experiences become stimulating opportunities to learn, discover, and connect with our child. A collection of the most-read articles from Janet’s popular and long-running blog, Elevating Child Care focuses on common infant issues, including: • Nourishing our babies’ healthy eating habits • Calming your clingy, fearful child • How to build your child’s focus and attention span • Developing routines that promote restful sleep Eschewing the quick-fix tips and tricks of popular parenting culture, Lansbury’s gentle, insightful guidance lays the foundation for a closer, more fulfilling parent-child relationship, and children who grow up to be authentic, confident, successful adults.
Book Synopsis The Slightly Annoying Elephant (Read aloud by David Walliams) by : David Walliams
Download or read book The Slightly Annoying Elephant (Read aloud by David Walliams) written by David Walliams and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2013-11-07 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Number one bestselling author David Walliams presents his very first picture book for children of 3 and up. Illustrated by artistic genius, Tony Ross, this eBook comes with audio hilariously read by the author himself.
Book Synopsis The Day My Butt Went Psycho! by : Andy Griffiths
Download or read book The Day My Butt Went Psycho! written by Andy Griffiths and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2016-11-29 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young boy embarks on an epic journey across the land to reclaim his runaway butt in this hilarious beginning to a bestselling trilogy. Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story . . . the story of a brave young boy and his crazy runaway butt. The story of a crack butt-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Butt Hunter’s formidable daughter, and some of the ugliest and meanest butts ever to roam the face of the Earth. A story of endurance that takes Zack on an epic journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest, and over the Sea of Butts before descending into the heart of an explosive buttcano to confront the biggest, ugliest, and meanest butt of them all! Praise for The Day My Butt Went Psycho “Griffith’s fun gross-out adventure novel follows Zack Freeman, who awakens to see his rear end leaping out the window to lead a bum rally . . . Young readers will likely get a kick out of it all (there’s even a glossary included).” —Publishers Weekly
Download or read book Just Stupid! written by Andy Griffiths and published by ReadHowYouWant.com. This book was released on 2011-05-27 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gasp as Andy careers down a hill in an abandoned pram wearing only a nappy! Groan as he desperately looks for a toilet in a shopping centre before he explodes! Squirm as he shoves twenty marshmallows in his mouth without swallowing! But most of all, laugh! Because Andy Griffiths is back with nine hysterically stupid tales.
Book Synopsis Annoying Music in Everyday Life by : Felipe Trotta
Download or read book Annoying Music in Everyday Life written by Felipe Trotta and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2020-06-11 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just as music has the power to inspire, it has the power to irritate and enrage. Why does certain music annoy us? Why does it force us to leave rooms, invade our personal space and affect us on a visceral level? Based on more than 70 interviews, this book discusses the everyday challenges of living together with unwanted music. It examines issues of taste, individual rights, private and public spaces, violence and the law. The interviews explore various relationships with forced listening and the behaviors that result. Interviewees talk about emotions and reactions to the nuisance caused by music, highlighting matters of otherness, individualism and rights. They discuss experiences with neighbors, at stores, on the street, while commuting and even in their homes - and reveal the complex social interactions mediated by music and sounds in our day-to-day lives.
