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Book Synopsis Jokes for Blokes by : Llewellyn Dowd
Download or read book Jokes for Blokes written by Llewellyn Dowd and published by Random House. This book was released on 2011-10-06 with total page 578 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 9 pints What do you call a man with a 2 inch penis? Justin What's pink and hard in the morning? The Financial Times crossword Did you hear about the consignment of Viagra pills stolen from a warehouse? Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals An aeroplane is about to crash, when a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, 'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.' She removes all her clothing and asks, 'Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?' A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, 'Here, iron this!' The greatest ever collection of dirty jokes guaranteed to offend and outrage the prudish. Full of hilarious gags, it's totally politically incorrect, unashamedly x-rated and downright filthy. Definitely one to keep well out of the way of the mother-in-law...
Book Synopsis New Woman Blokes Jokes 3 by : Louise Johnson
Download or read book New Woman Blokes Jokes 3 written by Louise Johnson and published by Carlton Publishing Group. This book was released on 2003 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New Woman is the magazine for today's modern woman. Sophisticated yet fun and light-hearted, it was voted Magazine of the Year in 1999. New Woman Bloke Jokes 3 is the third collection of the best and funniest witticisms about men. The ability of men to make fools of themselves seems to be matched only by the ability of women to mock them for it as this - third in the successful series of joke books for women - clearly demonstrates. There are snappy one-liners, longer jokes and amusing lists, but the butt of the humour is always the same - the dumber half of the species: that strange, mostly harmless, creature known as the bloke! The 'Bloke Jokes' feature is a popular part of the fantastically popular magazine New Woman, and this book is crammed with nearly 300 jokes designed to put blokes back in their place! New Woman magazine is aimed at the ABCI market and has a monthly circulation of 280,000, and New Woman Bloke Jokes 3 will be advertised in the pages of the magazine and on their web site.
Book Synopsis Great Jokes about Crap Blokes by : Carlton Books, Limited
Download or read book Great Jokes about Crap Blokes written by Carlton Books, Limited and published by . This book was released on 2004-03-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Big Book of Bloke Jokes by : New Woman Magazine
Download or read book The Big Book of Bloke Jokes written by New Woman Magazine and published by Carlton Publishing Group. This book was released on 2002 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Hilarious Jokes for Brilliant Blokes by : Pop Press
Download or read book Hilarious Jokes for Brilliant Blokes written by Pop Press and published by Random House. This book was released on 2023-10-05 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What's better than sharing a joke? Sharing 400 jokes. Give the gift of a laugh to your family comedian, every day and all year round. This ultimate collection of laughs is packed with awesome jokes suitable for all ages - a book everyone can enjoy together.
Book Synopsis New Woman Little Book of Bloke Jokes 2 by : Louise Johnson
Download or read book New Woman Little Book of Bloke Jokes 2 written by Louise Johnson and published by Carlton Publishing Group. This book was released on 2005-09-01 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New Woman Little Book of Bloke Jokes 2 is a pocket-sized collection of the best and funniest humour about men, as seen in New Woman magazine's feature of the same name. The jokes cover everything you've ever found funny about the opposite sex, from their sex, food and hygiene habits to their sport and car obsessions to their takes on love and romance.
Book Synopsis The Biggest Book of Bloke Jokes Ever by : Louise Johnson
Download or read book The Biggest Book of Bloke Jokes Ever written by Louise Johnson and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis New Woman Bloke Jokes for Beaches by :
Download or read book New Woman Bloke Jokes for Beaches written by and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Bloke-a-saurus written by Gus Worland and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-07-23 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gargantuan gags. Goofs and giggles for your favourite fella. With royalties donated to support men's mental health. Knockabout brothers Gus and Steve Worland know a good joke when they hear one, and this smorgasbord of their favourite gags and yarns will keep the men in your life giggling all the way to the dunny and back. Full of the Worland brothers’ best jokes about being a dad, a son, a mate, a husband and much, much more, this collection gives you their funniest thigh-slappers, from one-liners and wait-for-its to shaggy dog stories, knock knocks, lightbulb jokes, Aussie rhyming slang, the longest and shortest joke in the world … and of course, their choicest and most time-honoured dad jokes. Through laughter and a tipping of the hat to the important things in life, The Bloke-a-Saurus also presents the wisdom of the ages with advice from the masters that helps grow boys into men, and stories that remind us that while we're all laughing, some blokes are doing it tougher than others. Royalties will be donated to Gotcha 4 Life Foundation to help fund the training of male crisis counsellors.
Book Synopsis Jokes to Offend Men by : Allison Kelley
Download or read book Jokes to Offend Men written by Allison Kelley and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2022-10-25 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A man walks into a bar. It’s a low one, so he gets a promotion within his first six months on the job. Four comedy writers transform classic joke setups into sharp commentary about the everyday and structural sexism that pervades all facets of life. Jokes to Offend Men arms readers with humorous quips to shut down workplace underminers, condescending uncles, and dismissive doctors, or to share with their exhausted friends at the end of a long day. A cutting, cathartic spin on the old-fashioned joke book, Jokes to Offend Men is a refreshing reclamation of a tired form for anyone who's ever been told to "lighten up, it's just a joke!"
Book Synopsis Jokes about Blokes by : Mike Haskins
Download or read book Jokes about Blokes written by Mike Haskins and published by . This book was released on 2021-07-28 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Men have been getting away with it for far too long. But now at last this book is here to help you have a good old laugh at the traditionally more overrated half of the human race. Jokes About Blokes is a collection of over 500 classic gags, one liners and quotes all about men. It covers subjects including: The Usefulness of Men; Men and Sex; Men's Intelligence; Men and Relationships; Men's Chat Up Lines and the Appropriate Responses; Insults You Can Use On Men; Getting Rid of Men; Men and Adultery; Things You Should Not Say When You First See A Man Naked and so much more. Basically it contains everything you ever wanted to know about men. Or perhaps everything you ever wanted to laugh at about men. Mike Haskins is a scriptwriter and author who has provided material for performers including Steve Coogn, Simon Pegg, Milton Jones, Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis and Griff Rhys Jones. He co-authored the bestselling joke collection Man Walks Into A Bar. Ian Baker is a cartoonist and book illustrator whose work has appeared regularly in publications such as Private Eye, The Spectator, the Reader's Digest, Saga Magazine and The Times of India.
Book Synopsis New Woman Bloke Jokes for Beaches by : New Woman Staff
Download or read book New Woman Bloke Jokes for Beaches written by New Woman Staff and published by . This book was released on 2006-05 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a book of jokes on a holiday theme from 'New Woman' magazine. It is illustrated with trademark quirky cartoons of seaside fun.
Book Synopsis Christmas Jokes for Grumpy Blokes by : Nick Harris
Download or read book Christmas Jokes for Grumpy Blokes written by Nick Harris and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2020-10-15 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Christmas comes but once a year... and in the world of the grumpy bloke, that's once too often! But turn that frown upside down with the hundreds of jokes and one-liners in this book of festive fun. There's nothing like a good laugh to chase away the winter blues or cheer yourself up and, let's face it, some people need it more than others! Make sure the grumpy bloke in your life is well entertained (even when he really doesn't want to be) by the gags and jokes in this whopping compendium of Christmas funnies from a veritable master of the art, Nick Harris. From Christmas jumpers to sad-sack Santas and from broken tree lights to shocking Christmas dinners, there are jokes a plenty to raise a smile in even the grumpiest bloke... OK then, a snigger... the merest hint of an upturned lip...? Oh, come on, it's FUNNY!
Book Synopsis The Dad Bloke Jokes- the Number 2's by : Robert Wilkinson
Download or read book The Dad Bloke Jokes- the Number 2's written by Robert Wilkinson and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2022-11-13 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you like jokes, one-liners, puns and the absurdity of life- this is for you. Follows on from 'The Dad Bloke Jokes' and derives from my Twitter feed @robertwlk if you like a few giggles each day.
Book Synopsis Blokes, Jokes and Sheds by : Chris Slane
Download or read book Blokes, Jokes and Sheds written by Chris Slane and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The shed is a place where men can find sanctuary from the demands of everyday life, and is one of the last remaining untouched bastions of maleness. With Blokes, Jokes and Sheds, Chris Slane takes an affectionate and humorous look at this enduring icon of blokedom, inspired by his popular series of cartoons for The Shed Magazine Featuring sheds and their owner-occupiers, Blokes, Jokes and Sheds goes some way to uncovering the mysteries of what sheds mean to men. There are sheds for tinkering, sheds for escape, sheds as a second home, sheds for socialising, and inventive sheds. There is a shed for every man and every shed is a castle. The book is loosely based on the topics of Shed Sweet Home, Favourite Projects, Shed Widows, DIY Disasters and Tool Talk. Interspersed among the cartoons are Shed Factoids, What Type of Sheddie Are You? and a DIY-agony column. A great gift for dads and blokes for Father's Day.
Book Synopsis New Woman Biggest Book of Bloke Jokes Ever! by : Louise Johnson
Download or read book New Woman Biggest Book of Bloke Jokes Ever! written by Louise Johnson and published by Carlton Publishing Group. This book was released on 2004 with total page 415 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This title contains over 700 jokes divided into 13 categories, covering everything from comparisons between men and lawnmowers to the difference between a man and a vibrator.
Book Synopsis Jokes about Blokes by : Margot Hilton
Download or read book Jokes about Blokes written by Margot Hilton and published by Red Kite Books. This book was released on 1990 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One-liners, shaggy dogs, short stories, newspaper clippings, cartoons, anecdotes and animal acts identify what the post-feminist, reconstructed women dislikes and/or wants to know about the opposite sex. The author is an arts administrator and writer whose books include TWomen on Men'.