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Book Synopsis Jokes and More About Monkeys and Apes by : Maria Nelson
Download or read book Jokes and More About Monkeys and Apes written by Maria Nelson and published by Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP. This book was released on 2014-07-15 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Monkeys and apes have a reputation for being funny animals. At zoos, the monkey house is one of the most popular places to visit because they do many things that seem awfully silly to people! Readers will enjoy having a whole bunch of jokes to tell about our primate friends. Cool facts, colorful photographs, and illustrations engage readers as they navigate wordplay, puns, and fun. In this case, monkeying around is a good thing!
Book Synopsis Let's Tell Jokes about Monkeys and Apes by : Leonard Clasky
Download or read book Let's Tell Jokes about Monkeys and Apes written by Leonard Clasky and published by . This book was released on 2023 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Monkeys and apes are the stars of this show in this engaging and accessible joke book. Readers are sure to find new favorite jokes to share with family and friends as they practice their punchlines with the help of some primates. In addition to learning new jokes, they also learn important information about monkeys and apes, connecting comedy with common curriculum topics related to beginner biology. Vibrant photographs of these animals are also included as part of an eye-catching design. This is an educational and enjoyable learning experience that readers will want to return to anytime they need a laugh!
Book Synopsis Monkey Jokes by : Johnny B. Laughing
Download or read book Monkey Jokes written by Johnny B. Laughing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-20 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Monkey Jokes Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious monkey, ape, and gorilla jokes online? Do you want to dominate joke battles and be the funniest person around? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest monkey jokes in the world! The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and monkey, ape, and gorilla jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This joke book contains over 100 funny monkey jokes! WARNING: This MASSIVE assortment of monkey jokes is extremely hilarious and may cause you to go bananas! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: What do you feed a 600 pound gorilla? A: Anything it wants! HAHA! Q: What does a gorilla learn first in school? A: The apey-cees! LOL! Q: What did the monkey call his first wife? A: His prime-mate! HAHA! Q: If you throw an ape into the Great Lakes, what will it become? A: Wet! LOL! Q: Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? A: The elevator men are on strike! 100+ funny and hilarious monkey jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults! Your monkey friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of monkey, ape, and gorilla jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about monkeys will make everyone giggle and erupt with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Monkey around and click 'buy' to get your hands on a copy today!
Download or read book Monkey Jokes written by Arnie Lightning and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-10 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Monkey Jokes! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean monkey jokes for children. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about monkeys. With cute and silly monkey illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Funny Monkey Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) Fun mazes and puzzles included Excellent for early and beginning readers Lots of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Q: What does a gorilla learn first in school? A: The apey-cees! ~HAHA!~ Q: What do you feed an 800 pound gorilla? A: Anything he wants to eat! ~LOL!~ Q: Why did the army general want to hire apes for combat? A: They are excellent at waging gorilla-warfare! ~HAHA!~ Q: How do you make a gorilla float? A: Two scoops of ice cream, some soda, and a very tasty gorilla! This funny joke book is full of monkey, ape, and gorilla jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about monkeys, apes, and gorillas will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!
Book Synopsis Barrel of Monkeys Super Silly Joke Book by : Dave Ross
Download or read book Barrel of Monkeys Super Silly Joke Book written by Dave Ross and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2008 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a collection of jokes about monkeys suitable for children.
Download or read book Monkey Jokes written by Mike Mains and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-02 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tickle your funny bone with these laugh-a-minute monkey jokes for kids! Monkeys, apes, gorillas, even chimps, they're all here waiting to entertain you. Kids love monkeys and they're guaranteed to go bananas over the world's first and funniest collection of monkey jokes. Are you ready for a gorillian laughs? Then stop monkeying around and get this book! For kids, and for their parents who love them. Humor Makes the World Go Round Do smiling children make you smile? Do laughing children make you laugh? Do you need a good laugh yourself? If you answered yes to any of those questions, then treat yourself to a wholesome gift with a copy of this book. For kids, for adults, for anyone who needs a laugh. Did you know that it's impossible to feel animosity towards someone with whom you've just shared a laugh? Humor can heal the world. Children laugh dozens of times a day. Adults, not so much. While I wrote this joke book for kids, I suspect that adults need it even more. Become a playful child again. Laugh with abandon. Make the little children around you laugh. The smiles on their faces will melt away your stress and bring a huge smile to your own face. Looking to meet or impress that special someone in your life? Nothing succeeds like humor. Tell that special guy or gal a joke from this book and laugh your way into their heart. I've purposely priced this book so that anyone, regardless of their financial situation, can afford it. I don't want anyone who needs a good joke book to go without one due to a lack of funds. The Kindle edition of this joke book for kids isn't $6.99, or $5.99, or even $4.99. It's a teeny-weeny $2.99 (what a bargain). For that you're getting an entire book of monkey jokes, many of them never heard before. I know, because I invented many of the jokes myself. Even more, this book is enrolled with the Kindle Matchbook plan. That means if you buy the paperback version of this book, you get the kindle version absolutely free! (What a deal.) If you've read this far, then you are obviously a rare and special soul with a scintillating sense of humor. If you're in need of a quick laugh, check out the Look Inside feature for this book. If you find yourself smiling or laughing out loud, then you're the person I wrote this book for. The world's funniest collection of monkey jokes ever assembled is only a click away. About the Author Mike Mains is the author of the wildly popular North Hollywood Detective Club mystery series. Thousands of fans around the world have thrilled to these stories of mystery, suspense and intrigue. Here's what a few of them have to say: 5 Stars! My 10 year old son has enjoyed all 3 books. He just finished "The Case of the Christmas Counterfeiters" and loved it. He says "It is intriguing and leaves you in suspense." "When it seems that there is no hope, something cool happens!" "I highly recommend this book!" 5 Stars! I loved the action and the mystery that he used. Like how it was one mystery than the book changed and then there was another mystery 5 Stars! My 13 year-old daughter loves this series. 5 Stars! I bought this book for my son and read a few pages just to check it out. A funny thing happened, though. I couldn't stop reading it. Every chapter is a cliff hanger and I had to keep turning the page. 5 Stars! My 12 year old read this on my old kindle & he loved it! Books for kids, books for boys, books for girls, books for kids 5-8, joke books for kids, monkey books.
Book Synopsis Jokes and More About Bees by : Maria Nelson
Download or read book Jokes and More About Bees written by Maria Nelson and published by Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP. This book was released on 2014-07-15 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bee stings aren’t a laughing matter—but it’s easy to giggle at other mis-bee-havior! Readers will buzz right through more than two dozen jokes and puns about bees—and these humdingers will make them ask for more! Colorful, funny illustrations of bees enhance the fun while silly facts about bees will encourage readers to seek out even more cool science information they can share with their friends.
Download or read book Guess the Primate written by Kari Noel and published by Gray Duck Creative Works. This book was released on 2020-08-06 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ten mystery primates put themselves out there in this book. They show their most flattering and unflattering features. For example, one points out its pretty red hair while another one calls attention to its big nose. Each primate hopes to be known by young readers.
Download or read book Momo and Snap written by Airlie Anderson and published by Child's Play Library. This book was released on 2013 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A monkey and a crocodile try to compete to beat each other in everything but make friends when they cooperate with each other to escape from danger.
Book Synopsis Jungle Animal Jokes by : Arnie Lightning
Download or read book Jungle Animal Jokes written by Arnie Lightning and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-22 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny and Hilarious Jungle Animal Jokes! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jungle jokes for children. Funny jungle animal jokes Cute and colorful jungle animal illustrations Excellent for early and beginning readers Games, puzzles, and mazes included Lots of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Q: What happened to the man who tried to cross a lion with a goat? A: He had to get a new goat! ~HAHA!~ Q: Why did the giant ape climb up the side of the skyscraper? A: Because elevator was broken! ~LOL!~ Q: What do you call an elephant that can't do math? A: Dumbo! ~HAHA!~ Q: How do you make a monkey laugh? A: Tell it a chicken joke! Funny Jungle Animal Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about jungle animals. With cute and silly illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This funny joke book is full of lions, tigers, bears, rabbits, giraffes, monkeys, apes, gorillas, crocodiles, zebras, and other jungle animal jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!
Book Synopsis A Tiny Brown Monkey on the Big Blue Earth by : Tory Christie
Download or read book A Tiny Brown Monkey on the Big Blue Earth written by Tory Christie and published by Amicus Ink. This book was released on 2019-08-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Starting with a tiny brown monkey in the middle of a jungle, this unique geography perspective shows ever-widening views from mountain to village to city, to country, continent, ocean, and planet.
Book Synopsis Just Joking 2 by : National Geographic Kids
Download or read book Just Joking 2 written by National Geographic Kids and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2012 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Packed with even more of the silly jokes that kids love, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes, and more, Just Joking 2 will be presented in the colourful, photo-driven style, only National Geographic Kids can do. Q: What sound to porcupines make when they kiss? A: Ouch! Q: What do you get from a cow after an earthquake? A: A milk shake! Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one. Laughing animals, funny people, and other colourful photos are paired with each joke, adding an extra laugh on each page. National Geographic Kids' signature square trim size and candy-coloured palette make this fun-filled book perfect for tossing into a backpack to share with friends at school or camp. Releases simultaneously in Reinforced Library Binding: 978-1-4263-1017-1 , $15.90/$17.95 Can
Book Synopsis The Song of the Ape by : Andrew R. Halloran
Download or read book The Song of the Ape written by Andrew R. Halloran and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2012-02-28 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An absorbing investigation of chimpanzee language and communication by a young primatologist While working as a zookeeper with a group of semi-wild chimpanzees living on an island, primatologist Andrew Halloran witnessed an event that would cause him to become fascinated with how chimpanzees communicate complex information and ideas to one another. The group he was working with was in the middle of a yearlong power battle in which the older chimpanzees were being ousted in favor of a younger group. One day Andrew carelessly forgot to secure his rowboat at the mainland and looked up to see it floating over to the chimp island. In an orchestrated fashion, five ousted members of the chimp group quietly came from different parts of the island and boarded the boat. Without confusion, they sat in two perfect rows of two, with Higgy, the deposed alpha male, at the back, propelling and steering the boat to shore. The incident occurred without screams or disorder and appeared to have been preplanned and communicated. Since this event, Andrew has extensively studied primate communication and, in particular, how this group of chimpanzees naturally communicated. What he found is that chimpanzees use a set of vocalizations every bit as complex as human language. The Song of the Ape traces the individual histories of each of the five chimpanzees on the boat, some of whom came to the zoo after being wild-caught chimps raised as pets, circus performers, and lab chimps, and examines how these histories led to the common lexicon of the group. Interspersed with these histories, the book details the long history of scientists attempting (and failing) to train apes to use human grammar and language, using the well-known and controversial examples of Koko the gorilla, Kanzi the bonobo, and Nim Chimsky the chimpanzee, all of whom supposedly were able to communicate with their human caretakers using sign language. Ultimately, the book shows that while laboratories try in vain to teach human grammar to a chimpanzee, there is a living lexicon being passed down through the generations of each chimpanzee group in the wild. Halloran demonstrates what that lexicon looks like with twenty-five phrases he recorded, isolated, and interpreted while working with the chimps, and concludes that what is occurring in nature is far more fascinating and miraculous than anything that can be created in a laboratory. The Song of the Ape is a lively, engaging, and personal account, with many moments of humor as well as the occasional heartbreak, and it will appeal to anyone who wants to listen in as our closest relatives converse.
Book Synopsis Grooming, Gossip, and the Evolution of Language by : Robin Ian MacDonald Dunbar
Download or read book Grooming, Gossip, and the Evolution of Language written by Robin Ian MacDonald Dunbar and published by Harvard University Press. This book was released on 1996 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here, the author examines gossip as a form of 'verbal grooming', and as a means of strengthening relationships. He challenges the idea that language developed during male activities such as hunting, and that it was actually amongst women that it evolved.
Book Synopsis Pop Goes the Weasel by : Public Domain
Download or read book Pop Goes the Weasel written by Public Domain and published by La Montagne secrète. This book was released on 2021-10-01T00:00:00-04:00 with total page 39 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Striking illustrations, rich in color and texture offer an original interpretation of this popular traditional children’s folk song recorded by the exceptionally gifted musicians. The illustrated lyrics are followed by a recording of the featured song.
Book Synopsis Chimp & the River: How AIDS Emerged from an African Forest by : David Quammen
Download or read book Chimp & the River: How AIDS Emerged from an African Forest written by David Quammen and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 2015-02-16 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this "frightening and fascinating masterpiece" (Walter Isaacson), David Quammen explores the true origins of HIV/AIDS. The real story of AIDS—how it originated with a virus in a chimpanzee, jumped to one human, and then infected more than 60 million people—is very different from what most of us think we know. Recent research has revealed dark surprises and yielded a radically new scenario of how AIDS began and spread. Excerpted and adapted from the book Spillover, with a new introduction by the author, Quammen's hair-raising investigation tracks the virus from chimp populations in the jungles of southeastern Cameroon to laboratories across the globe, as he unravels the mysteries of when, where, and under what circumstances such a consequential "spillover" can happen. An audacious search for answers amid more than a century of data, The Chimp and the River tells the haunting tale of one of the most devastating pandemics of our time.
Book Synopsis Grumpy Monkey Book and Toy Set by : Suzanne Lang
Download or read book Grumpy Monkey Book and Toy Set written by Suzanne Lang and published by Grumpy Monkey. This book was released on 2021-11-02 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Jim Panzee is out for his usual Wednesday walk when he accidentally squishes his stress orange into orange juice. He and his friends must cross the jungle before all of the fresh oranges are gone"--Summary of volume 1
