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Author : Rachel Elliot
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780857343147
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (431 download)
Download or read book Little Monkey Jokes Around written by Rachel Elliot and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : David Borgenicht
Publisher : Quirk Books
ISBN 13 : 1594746109
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (947 download)
Download or read book Monkeyfarts! written by David Borgenicht and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2012-09-18 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From classic favorites to zany newcomers, Monkeyfarts! is packed to bursing with wild and wacky jokes about monsters, pirates, polar bears, super-heroes, hot dogs, Harry Potter, Vikings, elephants, vampires, and more. With hilarious jokes and bold illustrations, it’s the only joke book you’ll ever need. Who doesn’t love Monkeyfarts!?
Author : Mike Mains
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781795297899
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (978 download)
Download or read book Monkey Jokes written by Mike Mains and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-02 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tickle your funny bone with these laugh-a-minute monkey jokes for kids! Monkeys, apes, gorillas, even chimps, they're all here waiting to entertain you. Kids love monkeys and they're guaranteed to go bananas over the world's first and funniest collection of monkey jokes. Are you ready for a gorillian laughs? Then stop monkeying around and get this book! For kids, and for their parents who love them. Humor Makes the World Go Round Do smiling children make you smile? Do laughing children make you laugh? Do you need a good laugh yourself? If you answered yes to any of those questions, then treat yourself to a wholesome gift with a copy of this book. For kids, for adults, for anyone who needs a laugh. Did you know that it's impossible to feel animosity towards someone with whom you've just shared a laugh? Humor can heal the world. Children laugh dozens of times a day. Adults, not so much. While I wrote this joke book for kids, I suspect that adults need it even more. Become a playful child again. Laugh with abandon. Make the little children around you laugh. The smiles on their faces will melt away your stress and bring a huge smile to your own face. Looking to meet or impress that special someone in your life? Nothing succeeds like humor. Tell that special guy or gal a joke from this book and laugh your way into their heart. I've purposely priced this book so that anyone, regardless of their financial situation, can afford it. I don't want anyone who needs a good joke book to go without one due to a lack of funds. The Kindle edition of this joke book for kids isn't $6.99, or $5.99, or even $4.99. It's a teeny-weeny $2.99 (what a bargain). For that you're getting an entire book of monkey jokes, many of them never heard before. I know, because I invented many of the jokes myself. Even more, this book is enrolled with the Kindle Matchbook plan. That means if you buy the paperback version of this book, you get the kindle version absolutely free! (What a deal.) If you've read this far, then you are obviously a rare and special soul with a scintillating sense of humor. If you're in need of a quick laugh, check out the Look Inside feature for this book. If you find yourself smiling or laughing out loud, then you're the person I wrote this book for. The world's funniest collection of monkey jokes ever assembled is only a click away. About the Author Mike Mains is the author of the wildly popular North Hollywood Detective Club mystery series. Thousands of fans around the world have thrilled to these stories of mystery, suspense and intrigue. Here's what a few of them have to say: 5 Stars! My 10 year old son has enjoyed all 3 books. He just finished "The Case of the Christmas Counterfeiters" and loved it. He says "It is intriguing and leaves you in suspense." "When it seems that there is no hope, something cool happens!" "I highly recommend this book!" 5 Stars! I loved the action and the mystery that he used. Like how it was one mystery than the book changed and then there was another mystery 5 Stars! My 13 year-old daughter loves this series. 5 Stars! I bought this book for my son and read a few pages just to check it out. A funny thing happened, though. I couldn't stop reading it. Every chapter is a cliff hanger and I had to keep turning the page. 5 Stars! My 12 year old read this on my old kindle & he loved it! Books for kids, books for boys, books for girls, books for kids 5-8, joke books for kids, monkey books.
Author : Arnie Lightning
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781535171878
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (718 download)
Download or read book Monkey Jokes written by Arnie Lightning and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-10 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Monkey Jokes! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean monkey jokes for children. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about monkeys. With cute and silly monkey illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Funny Monkey Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) Fun mazes and puzzles included Excellent for early and beginning readers Lots of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Q: What does a gorilla learn first in school? A: The apey-cees! ~HAHA!~ Q: What do you feed an 800 pound gorilla? A: Anything he wants to eat! ~LOL!~ Q: Why did the army general want to hire apes for combat? A: They are excellent at waging gorilla-warfare! ~HAHA!~ Q: How do you make a gorilla float? A: Two scoops of ice cream, some soda, and a very tasty gorilla! This funny joke book is full of monkey, ape, and gorilla jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about monkeys, apes, and gorillas will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!
Author : Allan Morrison
Publisher : Black & White Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781845022266
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (222 download)
Download or read book The Cheeky Wee Monkey Joke Book written by Allan Morrison and published by Black & White Publishing. This book was released on 2009-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids will go bananas with the Cheeky Wee Monkey Joke Book! With over 1,000 side-splitting jokes to choose from, the Cheekey Wee Monkey will keep you laughing for hours. There are animal jokes, silly jokes, scary jokes, cheeky jokes, s...kool jokes, knock knock jokes and jokes you definitely can't tell your granny. So go on, laugh yourself silly!
Author : Johnny B. Laughing
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781534718876
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (188 download)
Download or read book Monkey Jokes written by Johnny B. Laughing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-20 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Monkey Jokes Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious monkey, ape, and gorilla jokes online? Do you want to dominate joke battles and be the funniest person around? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest monkey jokes in the world! The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and monkey, ape, and gorilla jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This joke book contains over 100 funny monkey jokes! WARNING: This MASSIVE assortment of monkey jokes is extremely hilarious and may cause you to go bananas! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: What do you feed a 600 pound gorilla? A: Anything it wants! HAHA! Q: What does a gorilla learn first in school? A: The apey-cees! LOL! Q: What did the monkey call his first wife? A: His prime-mate! HAHA! Q: If you throw an ape into the Great Lakes, what will it become? A: Wet! LOL! Q: Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? A: The elevator men are on strike! 100+ funny and hilarious monkey jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults! Your monkey friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of monkey, ape, and gorilla jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about monkeys will make everyone giggle and erupt with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Monkey around and click 'buy' to get your hands on a copy today!
Author : Maria Nelson
Publisher : Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP
ISBN 13 : 1482405512
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (824 download)
Download or read book Jokes and More About Monkeys and Apes written by Maria Nelson and published by Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP. This book was released on 2014-07-15 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Monkeys and apes have a reputation for being funny animals. At zoos, the monkey house is one of the most popular places to visit because they do many things that seem awfully silly to people! Readers will enjoy having a whole bunch of jokes to tell about our primate friends. Cool facts, colorful photographs, and illustrations engage readers as they navigate wordplay, puns, and fun. In this case, monkeying around is a good thing!
Author : Peter Crumpton
Publisher : PeteyRF Creative
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 53 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book Monkey Jokes For Kids written by Peter Crumpton and published by PeteyRF Creative. This book was released on 2015-07-24 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Monkey Jokes For Kids
Author : Dave Ross
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1402753624
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (27 download)
Download or read book Barrel of Monkeys Super Silly Joke Book written by Dave Ross and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2008 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a collection of jokes about monkeys suitable for children.
Author : Brian Scolaro
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 176 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (438 download)
Download or read book How To Punch A Monkey written by Brian Scolaro and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-06 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Following his appearances on Conan and his Comedy Central special, Brian Scolaro releases his first book of his jokes, rants and musings. "How to Punch a Monkey" is a ridiculous journey through the mind of one of America's best underrated comedians. It contains his thoughts on topics like social media, death, being fat, sneezing, New York, sports, good-looking people, and the lighter side of his battle with multiple sclerosis, as well as nonsensical sketches like a conversation with his penis, the Ten Commandments writing session, an Old West Sheriff who pronounces the word "posse" wrong, and things never said by Mother Teresa. He goes from silly... I have self worth. I just don't use it. I finally had Pissghetti. It was disgusting. Frankenberry was the first openly gay monster. God must be tired of organ music by now. When I was a kid I went to John Cougar Melon Camp. It was awful. Two men in Hazmat suits just took away my pajama bottoms. I hope the guy who invented the beeping "put on your seatbelt" noise died in a horrible car crash. ...to dirty. "Tickle My B*lls Elmo." "Doesn't Aer Lingus sound like you eat somebody's p*ssy on an airplane?" "It's a "c*ck" when it's hard. A "d*ck" when it's soft. And a "pen*s" when you are at the doctor's office." Plus, a collection of little known facts about history. TODAY IN HISTORY: Aqua Man drowns. Charles Limbergh crosses the street. Gravy Boat sinks outside of Turkey. Intercourse, Pennsylvian is attacked by Masturbation, Ohio. Don't take our word for it. Check out what what these famous comedians had to say. "I've never seen Brian Scolaro not win over a crowd." - Jeff Ross "The funniest person alive." - Marc Maron "Brian has never not been funny a day in his life, so there is no way this book wouldn't be." - Ian Edwards "Brian is a masterful comic whose command of a joke was inspirational to me in my career." - Nikki Glaser "Brian has a very busy comedy mind, and the idea that he has corralled these thoughts into something we can hold in our hand is nothing short of a gift. - Tom Papa
Author : Peter Crumpton
Publisher : PeteyRF Creative
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 51 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book Monkey Jokes For Kids 3 written by Peter Crumpton and published by PeteyRF Creative. This book was released on 2015-08-26 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : George The Monkey
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (8 download)
Download or read book The Keep Laughing Forever Joke Book written by George The Monkey and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-27 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Keep Laughing Forever has gone the extra mile and put together a collection with over 400 of our best jokes, funny riddles and funny insults. Make your friends and family laugh themselves silly with jokes and riddles like these - The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me. - Riddle: What has four wheels and flies?Answer: A garbage truck.And insults like theseThe roses have gone, the flowers are dead, the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.You have "mint" breath. Mint to brush your teeth and forgot.Life is too short not to laugh. Do yourself a favor and buy The Keep Laughing Forever Joke Book!
Author : Brian Selznick
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1338257293
Total Pages : 197 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (382 download)
Download or read book Baby Monkey, Private Eye written by Brian Selznick and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2018-02-27 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Caldecott Medalist Brian Selznick and debut children's book author David Serlin create a dazzling new format especially for young children! A New York Times Bestselling Book An Amazon Best Book of the Year A Kirkus Reviews Best Book of the Year Parents Magazine Best Early Reader of the Year "A marvel." --The New York Times "Inventive... fabulously expressive..." --San Francisco Chronicle Who is Baby Monkey? He is a baby. He is a monkey. He has a job. He is Baby Monkey, Private Eye! Lost jewels? Missing pizza? Stolen spaceship? Baby Monkey can help... if he can put on his pants! Baby Monkey's adventures come to life in an exciting blend of picture book, beginning reader, and graphic novel. With pithy text and over 120 black and white drawings accented with red, it is ideal for sharing aloud and for emerging readers.
Author : Michael Dahl
Publisher : Capstone
ISBN 13 : 1404861025
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (48 download)
Download or read book Wise Crackers written by Michael Dahl and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2010-08 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jokes and humour.
Author : Cyl Lee
Publisher : ABDO
ISBN 13 : 1617142905
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (171 download)
Download or read book Really Silly Jokes written by Cyl Lee and published by ABDO. This book was released on 2004-01-01 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This title from Buddy Books contains colorful, easy-to-read jokes with imaginative illustrations.
Author : McSweeney's
Publisher : Vintage
ISBN 13 : 030738733X
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (73 download)
Download or read book The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes written by McSweeney's and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2008-04-01 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As John Hodgman says in this book's introduction, “We all know that books are funny. First, they are made of paste and cloth, which is funny, as is the fact that people still buy and read them.” With that in mind, the McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes collects the best book-related humor from the humor-laden archives of McSweeney's Internet Tendency. Open it and be regaled by such sketches, lists, letters, and spoofs as: Postcards from James Joyce to his Brother Stan Winnie-the-Pooh is My Coworker Ikea Product or Lord of the Rings Character? Popular Children's Fairy Tales Reimagined Using Members of My Family The Very Unauthorized Biography of Steven Seagal Chuck Norris Erotica John Updike, Television Writer Jane Eyre Runs for President Cormac McCarthy Writes to the Editor of the Santa Fe New Mexican Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School Letters from Odysseus's College Roommate And many dozens more.
Author : Michael Dahl
Publisher : Capstone
ISBN 13 : 1434264254
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (342 download)
Download or read book Laff-O-Tronic Animal Jokes! written by Michael Dahl and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2013-07-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The most awesome collection of jokes, comics, gags, and basically everything awesome and fun about animals!
