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Download or read book If The Cat Fits written by Chrystal Sharp and published by Penguin Random House South Africa. This book was released on 2013-07-07 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Our family of animals, like the loaves and fishes, was showing a distinct tendency to divide and multiply... Initially we had tried rather half-heartedly to find homes for Carrots and Philby but after a few weeks we decided that they weren't going anywhere. They belonged with us. Suddenly we had five dogs and four cats, no longer such an even number...' In the first five years of their married life, Chrystal Sharp and her veterinarian husband encounter a variety of different creatures - feathered, furred and even scaled. Some pass through their lives, while others insert a toe in the door and hang on tooth and nail. Often literally. With many of them coming from what social workers might describe s 'dysfunctional backgrounds', a fair amount of chaos is to be expected. There is the greyhound who, unlike Greta Garbo, does not want to be alone. Then there are the cats - one suffering from delusions of grandeur, an epileptic, a snake collector and another recently discharged from a reformatory - not to mention peacocks of royal lineage, oiled penguins and a lost albatross. These are but a few of the creatures who find their way into the couple's home - and their hearts. A delightful and heart-warming book, If The Cat Fits... will appeal to animal lovers of all ages.
Book Synopsis If the Cat Fits by : Parragon Books Ltd
Download or read book If the Cat Fits written by Parragon Books Ltd and published by . This book was released on 2017-02-07 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis If It Fits, I Sits by : Brooke Jorden
Download or read book If It Fits, I Sits written by Brooke Jorden and published by Familius. This book was released on 2015 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cats - either you love em or you love to hate em, but no one can deny that these little felines are fascinating creatures. Cats are known (and loved) for their peculiarities, from the predictable to the utterly perplexing. With QR links to the internet's greatest cat videos and quotes from cat-lovers and cat-toleraters alike, 'If it fits, I sits' is a new kind of quote book.
Download or read book If the Shoe Fits written by Laura Whipple and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2002-06 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Text includes thirty poems from the Cinderalla story, bringing to life the voices of well-loved characters and of those whom we do not usually hear from.
Download or read book If It Fits, I Sits written by Various and published by Gallery Books. This book was released on 2020-02-11 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inspired by the hugely popular internet meme, this is a laugh-out-loud hilarious and irresistible photographic collection of cats and their fascinating thought processes as they squeeze into nooks and crannies of every size. We’ll probably never know why our furry friends insist upon squeezing themselves into weird and awkward places, but that doesn’t mean we can’t appreciate the ensuing cuteness! With over one hundred photos of cats caught in the act, If It Fits, I Sits captures the quirky, adorable, and no-nonsense spirit of felines everywhere and the kick they get out of baffling their owners.
Book Synopsis Christopher Cricket on Cats by : Anthony Henderson Euwer
Download or read book Christopher Cricket on Cats written by Anthony Henderson Euwer and published by . This book was released on 1909 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big? by : Dena Harris
Download or read book Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big? written by Dena Harris and published by . This book was released on 2013 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This diet-guide parody shows "extra furry" cats how to get svelte with kitty-specific versions of popular weight-loss and fitness regimes like the Zone, South Beach, Mayo Clinic, and French Women Don't Get Fat (But Their Cats Do). Americans own more than 86 million cats, and the wild popularity of cat videos--from YouTube to the Internet Cat Video Film Festival--proves that cat-lovers can't get enough kitty humor. This book pokes fun at tubby tabbies--the world's cutest (and surliest) fat creatures--with laugh-out-loud details that will tickle the funnybone of anyone "owned" by a cat. Lampooning trendy weight-loss regimes and health gurus, this book will also make people feel better about their own battle of the bulge in comparison to cats' insatiable appetites and lazy lifestyles. By eating right for their blood type, sourcing raw and living foods, joining Weight Stalkers, avoiding toxic treats, and exercising while lying down, felines of every shape (round) and size (round) will soon be motivated to ditch the fifth serving of Beef Morsels in Gravy for fresh, local options like that vole in the backyard.
Download or read book Fit Cat written by Arden Moore and published by Crows Nest. This book was released on 2016-03-01 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Think of this book as your customized guide to all things cat. It is filled with step-by-step guidelines, surprising tips and tricks, and feline insights, all designed to ensure your four-legged pal enjoys a long, healthy life. Cats outnumber dogs worldwide and feline popularity is stronger than ever...Paw through the pages of Fit Cat: Tips and Tricks for a Longer, Healthier, Happier Life and discover how to be truly your cat's best friend. Learn pet first aid. Outsmart your misbehaving kitty by re-channeling her need to scratch or play in more acceptable ways. Discover how to stretch your family budget without sacrificing the quality of care for your cat. And learn how to make smart nutritional choices and prevent your cat from turning into an overweight feline.
Download or read book Grumpy Cat written by Grumpy Cat and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2017-09-12 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Internet sensation Grumpy Cat's epic feline frown has inspired legions of devoted fans. Celebrating the grouch in everyone, the Grumpy Cat book teaches the fine art of grumpiness and includes enough bad attitude to cast a dark cloud over the whole world. Featuring brand new as well as classic photos, and including grump-inspiring activities and games, Grumpy Cat delivers unmatched, hilarious grumpiness that puts any bad mood in perspective.
Book Synopsis The Good Cat Spell Book [With Cat Oracle] by : Gillian Kemp
Download or read book The Good Cat Spell Book [With Cat Oracle] written by Gillian Kemp and published by Crossing Press. This book was released on 2008 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An interactive guide to working with your cat to cast spells that promote health, wealth, and romance. A bewitching spell-casting book that focuses on cats as "familiars" (that is, creatures who aid in magickal works), THE GOOD CAT SPELL BOOK presents spells and incantations to influence and enhance one's career, well-being, relationships, and more--all performed in partnership with one's feline companion. Including a specially designed kitty divination tool known as the Cat Oracle, as well as fascinating chapters on cat folklore and astrology, this resourceful spell book is the purrfect gift for feline-fancying pagans everywhere.
Book Synopsis The Bumper Book of Simon's Cat by : Simon Tofield
Download or read book The Bumper Book of Simon's Cat written by Simon Tofield and published by Canongate Books. This book was released on 2013-10-03 with total page 415 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the last five years, Simon's Cat has become a national treasure and a global phenomenon. Star of over twenty-five films, which have been watched over 350 million times, and winner of a dozen major industry awards, Simon's Cat has captured the hearts of a global audience. In this ebook edition author, animator and illustrator Simon Tofield brings together the best cartoons from the first three bestselling books, with exclusive new material and a unique 'How to Draw' section. This really is The Bumper Book of Simon's Cat.
Book Synopsis I Am the Cat, Don't Forget That by : Valerie Shaff
Download or read book I Am the Cat, Don't Forget That written by Valerie Shaff and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2004-10-26 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What would cats say if they were of a mind to talk? Valerie Shaff and Roy Blount Jr. have a good idea ... On the heels of their hugely successful I Am Puppy, Hear Me Yap and If Only You Knew How Much I Smell You, Shaff and Blount have paired again, this time for a witty and insightful look at America's other favorite pet -- the cat. Shaff captures the essence of the ever-elusive cat in her gorgeous photographs, and Roy Blount Jr., who the New York Times says is "in serious contention for the title of America's Most Cherished Humorist," provides accompanying verse that seems to speak a cat's thoughts. The combined result is a touching and often hilarious take on the minds and hearts of felines. When I purr Don't infer It's because you pat. No, you pat Because I purr. I am the cat, Don't forget that.
Book Synopsis Mark Twain for Cat Lovers by : Mark Dawidziak
Download or read book Mark Twain for Cat Lovers written by Mark Dawidziak and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2016-09-01 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: America is cat crazy, and Mark Twain may have been the American writer most crazy about cats. From his boyhood in Hannibal, Missouri, to his last years in Connecticut, Mark Twain spent much of his life surrounded by cats, and they stalk through many of his best-known books, including The Innocents Aboard, Roughing It, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court, and Puddn’head Wilson. In this lighthearted book, Twain scholar Mark Dawidziak explores the writer’s lifelong devotion to cats through stories, excerpts, quotes, photos, and illustrations, illuminating a little-known side of this famous writer’s life that will appeal to Twain aficionados and cat lovers alike.
Book Synopsis If Cats Disappeared from the World by : Genki Kawamura
Download or read book If Cats Disappeared from the World written by Genki Kawamura and published by Flatiron Books. This book was released on 2019-03-12 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The international phenomenon that has sold more than two million copies, If Cats Disappeared from the World--now a Japanese film--is a heartwarming, funny, and profound meditation on the meaning of life. This timeless tale from Genki Kawamura (producer of the Japanese blockbuster animated movie Your Name) is a moving story of loss and reconciliation, and of one man’s journey to discover what really matters most in life. The young postman’s days are numbered. Estranged from his family and living alone with only his cat, Cabbage, to keep him company, he was unprepared for the doctor’s diagnosis that he has only months to live. But before he can tackle his bucket list, the devil shows up to make him an offer: In exchange for making one thing in the world disappear, the postman will be granted one extra day of life. And so begins a very strange week that brings the young postman and his beloved cat to the brink of existence. With each object that disappears, the postman reflects on the life he’s lived, his joys and regrets, and the people he’s loved and lost.
Book Synopsis The Cat Selector by : David Alderton
Download or read book The Cat Selector written by David Alderton and published by B.E.S. Publishing. This book was released on 2011 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This guide gives you all the information you need about the essential character of 120 breeds, enabling you to make an informed decision and find the perfect pet for you.
Book Synopsis Not Fit for a Dog! by : Dr. Michael W. Fox
Download or read book Not Fit for a Dog! written by Dr. Michael W. Fox and published by Linden Publishing. This book was released on 2012-09-26 with total page 295 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Highlighting the dangers of modern pet food--how it is unbalanced, creates addiction, and often contains ingredients that can literally poison your pet, this book destroys the myths propounded by pet food companies that human food is bad for pets, and that natural food diets are unsafe. Three veterinarians share their expertise and scientific evidence, providing an in-depth appraisal of the pet food industry and what people are feeding to their cats and dogs. This revolutionary book teaches how to read pet food labels and what ingredients to avoid, how to save on pet bills by preventing diet-related disease in pets, why veterinarians are often ignorant of the health effects of manufactured pet food, how a change in diet can cure many diet-related illnesses, and why organic farming practices and suppliers can be the best choice for pets. Armed with this information, people will be able to provide a better and healthier life for their animals.
Book Synopsis How to Argue with a Cat by : Jay Heinrichs
Download or read book How to Argue with a Cat written by Jay Heinrichs and published by Rodale Books. This book was released on 2018-06-19 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn how to persuade cats—the world’s most skeptical and cautious negotiators—with this primer on rhetoric and argument from the New York Times bestselling author of Thank You for Arguing! Cats are skilled manipulators who can talk you into just about anything without a single word (or maybe a meow or two). They can get you to drop whatever you’re doing and play with them. They can make you serve their dinner way ahead of schedule. They can get you to sit down in an instant to provide a lap. On the other hand, try getting a cat to do what you want.... While it’s hard, persuading a cat is possible. And after that, persuading humans becomes a breeze, and that is what you will learn in this book. How to Argue with a Cat will teach you how to: · Hold an intelligent conversation—one of the few things easier to do with a cat than a human. · Argue logically, even if your opponent is furry and irrational. · Hack up a fallacy (the hairball of logic). · Make your body do the talking (cats are very good at this). · Master decorum: the art of fitting in with cats, venture capitalists, or humans. · Learn the wisdom of predator timing to pounce at the right moment. · Get someone to do something or stop doing it. · Earn any creature’s respect and loyalty.