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Book Synopsis If Farts Had Color! by : Gayle Peters
Download or read book If Farts Had Color! written by Gayle Peters and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2015-08-13 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is intended for children between the ages of four to eight. It is intended to make light of what can be sometimes an embarrassing moment for most kids. It is natural, and everyone farts.
Book Synopsis When Farts Had Colors by : Mark Lawton Thomas
Download or read book When Farts Had Colors written by Mark Lawton Thomas and published by . This book was released on 2011-11-14 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Farts Had Colors is the story of 4th grader Lance Chance who hates Mondays. This particular Monday Lance's mom coaxes Lance to school with his favorite sandwiches and a 'wish-kiss'. On his way to school Lance is tormented by "the biggest, meanest 4th grader ever to stalk the halls of Alfonso Orr Elementary School. Merry Maddox. Bully Extraordinaire..."A legend" and her posse of mayhem, the Crazy M&Ms. If having to hand over his sandwiches and perform a certain humiliating act wasn't enough, Lance gets blamed by Merry Maddox for letting out a fart so horrible it forces the entire school to evacuate. Lance runs away from school and wishes that farts had colors. "Then everyone would have known it was Merry Maddox who sent out those heat seeking missiles of doom and destruction," thinks Lance. And just like that, Lance's wish comes true. Will Lance come up with a plan to expose Merry Maddox and reveal her true colors?
Book Synopsis The Original Facts About Farts Coloring Book by : J. Storm
Download or read book The Original Facts About Farts Coloring Book written by J. Storm and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-12-23 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Farts are funny! So is coloring!Have fun with 22 large farting images.I fart, you fart, we all fart! Here's the perfect coloring book for kids (of all ages) that will keep you smiling all day. Color in or outside the lines however you please. Oh, and if you do feel a need to let out som air, don't be shy... an average person farts between 10 and 20 times per day and on earth more than 1.15 million farts happen every second! So get out your pencils, crayons or whatever you prefer and have fun! Free bonus! Want a brake from coloring? Included in the coloring book is "The Ultimate Quiz Book About Farts" with 45 questions and answers, based on the book "99 Facts About Farts - The Ultimate Fun Fact Book".
Book Synopsis The Farting Contest Coloring Book by : John Alexander
Download or read book The Farting Contest Coloring Book written by John Alexander and published by Farting Coloring Book. This book was released on 2019-03-16 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is always funny. What do you call a person who never farts in front of other people? A private tooter. Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken next to her farted. What do you call it when someone has a ton of gas after eating? A fart attack. Why should you never fart on an elevator? It's wrong on so many levels. Did you hear about ninja farts? They are silent but deadly. What's invisible and smells like bananas? A fart of a monkey.Color these silly pages with some of the best fart contestants on the planet. This is a funny and ridiculous coloring book that is for kids of all ages and those who can't resist a good fart humor.
Book Synopsis The Farting Animals Coloring Book by : M. T. Lott
Download or read book The Farting Animals Coloring Book written by M. T. Lott and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-06 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The original farting animals coloring book, filled with twenty cute and funny illustrations of animals passing gas. A funny gift for kids of all ages or for a white elephant gift exchange. Contains images of horse, Labrador retriever, kitten, meerkat, bunny, baby elephant, wiener dog, giraffe, squirrel, deer, hedgehog, fox, and more!
Book Synopsis F Is for FART: Coloring Book by : Smelt It Dealt It
Download or read book F Is for FART: Coloring Book written by Smelt It Dealt It and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-03-21 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a book COLORING about farts.Yes, farts. It's also about ABCs, rhymes, and animals - but it's mostly about farts, and making you and your loved ones laugh about farts. Each letter stands for an animal and is accompanied by a rhyme, which are all short and stinky - much like farts are stinky. We hope you think this book stinks in all the right ways.What are the right ways? I'm glad you asked! We've got farts which smell, farts that BOOM, farts that splat, farts that upset your nose and send you for a tumble! We've even got farts so bad you could use them in a rumble! Was it you? Was it me? No, of course not - it was the animals!We've got animals from Australia, China, and even Madagascar! We've got animals from the east and animals from the west; animals from near and animals from far! We've got animals which fly high in the sky and those that swim deep in the sea! We've even got animals which are imaginary and some which are extinct, but keep that between you and me! Some are from rivers, some live in trees! Just buy the book and you - you will see; just buy the book - just buy it please!Worried we've skipped a letter or your favorite animal? I don't think so! We've got A for Antelope, B for Badger, C for Camel, D for Dinosaur, E for Elephant, F for Ferret, G for Giraffe, H for Hare, I for Iguana, J for Jaguar, K for Kangaroo, L for Lemur, M for Manatee, N for Narwhal, O for Otter, P for Pelican, Q for Qinling Panda, R for Rhino, S for Sloth, T for Turtle, U for Unicorn, V for Vervet Monkey, W for Whale, X for X-Ray Tetra, Y for Yak, and Z for Zebra.If your kids love farts as much as ours, we're sure this book will be a favorite, so please consider adding it to your library.- Mr. Smelt It and Mrs. Dealt It
Book Synopsis If Farts Were Bright Purple by : G. Lagimodiere
Download or read book If Farts Were Bright Purple written by G. Lagimodiere and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-12-10 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A classroom fart becomes a teachable moment in this hilariously illustrated book! Laugh along with your child as you act out each storyboard and imitate sound effects. Watch your child engage in a search for a can of "musical food" in each picture. The paperback version provides hours of coloring activity. Tested in real classrooms by real teachers, this story is sure to trigger laughter from all ages.
Download or read book F is for Fart written by Magic Wall and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-16 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a book about farts. Yes, he farts. It's also about ABC and animals - but it's mostly about farting and making you and your loved ones laugh at your farting. Each letter stands for an animal that is very smelly - much like bitterns stink. Hope you think this book stinks in every way. Did you feel anything? There are farts of all colors, smells, lengths and sounds, and even levels of excretory torment. Here is the classification: Seaside short sleeve - formed after leaving the water. It has no smell and is very short Latrine fart - a loud bittern usually released when faced with a thick need that can rip your butt apart Champagne - occurs only with constipation, when the cork unblocks, carbonated liquid flows from the ass Breaker - formed during defecation, when the gaseous fraction is mixed with the solid fraction, it is characterized by unusual impulsivity caused by high pressure in the system Fajrant Jazz, or Clerical Pierdogrzmot - a sitting 8-hour set of gases entangled in conspiratorial connections with the buffet menu. The eruption is most often inspired by a cumulative emotional charge and causes increased erosion of ventilation ducts in public facilities Are you worried that I missed a letter or your favorite animal? I do not think so! We have A for alligator, B for bear, C for cat, D for dog, E for elephant, F for fox, G for giraffe, H for horse, I for iguana, J for jellyfish, K for kangaroo, L for lion, M like Monkey, N for Newt, O for Owl, P for Penguin, Q for Quail, R for Rabbit, S for Shark, T for Tiger, U for Unau, V for Vampire Bat, W for Wolf, X for X-Ray Fish, Y for yak and Z for zebra. If your kids love farts as much as ours do, we're sure this book will be a favorite. You must have it with you as soon as possible. Dont waste opportunity! (TM)Magic Wall(TM)
Book Synopsis The Fart Before Christmas by : Catherine Catherine Adams
Download or read book The Fart Before Christmas written by Catherine Catherine Adams and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-23 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny Christmas Poem full of farts, fun and laughter ! New for 2019 - the Full Color Story Version! (the coloring book version has a red cover) It's a Christmas book that will be fun for the whole family! It's a farting story book for kids and adults based on the classic "The night before Christmas" Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was farting, even the mouse! So much smelly gas floated throughout the air, it's amazing the neighbors didn't cry 'It's not fair!" Kids and Adults will love the poem and laugh at the pictures. The children are farting, Santa is farting, the snowmen and reindeer are farting, the cat, dog and even the mouse are farting. It's a book full of farting fun. Cute and funny illustrations are bound to get a laugh out of anyone. This is the perfect gift for anyone who loves Christmas and finds farting amusing! Good clean Christmas fun! Perfect for all ages! Order today and brighten up someone's Christmas with this funny Christmas farting story book!
Book Synopsis The Day My Fart Followed Me to Hockey Coloring Book by : Ben Jackson
Download or read book The Day My Fart Followed Me to Hockey Coloring Book written by Ben Jackson and published by . This book was released on 2017-01-30 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: TIMMY AND HIS BEST FRIEND THE LITTLE FART ARE PLAYING HOCKEY THIS TIME AROUND! If you enjoyed The Day My Fart Followed Me To Hockey then you'll love the coloring book! If your children love to color, then they'll love to put their own personal spin on Timmy and the Little Fart. Who doesn't love to COLOUR? We know we do! If you would like to color Timmy and the Little Fart yourself, then don't hesitate to grab a copy for your kids! Discover and giggle along with Timmy and his best friend with adventures on the ice.
Book Synopsis When You Fart You May Poop On Your Shadow by : Golden Paul
Download or read book When You Fart You May Poop On Your Shadow written by Golden Paul and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-29 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: HUMOROUS GIFT - HILARIOUS STUFF - JOKING COLOURING BOOK - PERFECT FOR ALL AGES ! - CHILDREN - ADULTS - You know that feeling when you just had wanted to fart and you did but you know what have happened next;-) Want to buy something UNIQUE and SPECIAL for your kids, friends or colleagues ? Necessary relax after a long day ? Need a good laugh with your family ? Good news ! All of the above you can achieve with this coloring book;-) Click the cover to reveal what's inside! About this book: ✓ 40 full pages drawings of different kind of characters, magical creatures, cute animals, funny monsters who farts and poops on their shadows, ✓ Printed on high quality solid white paper, ✓ The pages are single-sided to prevent bleed-through, ✓ Second pages are "Practice Pages" in case you want to add or note someting, ✓ Easily color with crayons, colored pencils or colored pens, ✓ Beautiful designs appropriate for all ages. Do not Hesitate ! Put a SMILE on your LOVED ONES faces ! Scroll up and BUY NOW !
Book Synopsis Women Who Fart Adult Coloring Book by : Letti Goe
Download or read book Women Who Fart Adult Coloring Book written by Letti Goe and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-21 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Women who fart? Yup, LOL. If you like funny adult coloring books, you'll love this. Inside you'll find 40 images to color, some with a humorous quip and some just snarky and cute. Some highlights of the coloring book Single-sided coloring pages. This will allow you to remove the page for coloring if you choose. And it helps to reduce bleed-through onto the next coloring image. Adult coloring book pages suitable for all types of coloring: Gel pens, colored pencils, felt tips, markers, and more. Quality professional designs. Test pages so you can try out different shades before you color. Full-size 8.5x11" pages for even more coloring fun. Plus, this coloring book contains three levels of coloring for all your coloring moods from beginner to expert. Grab this hilarious adult coloring book and be super entertained while enjoying the benefits of coloring like relaxation and lowering your stress and anxiety levels. Scroll up to the top and click the buy button now. You'll be so glad you did!
Book Synopsis The Fart Before Christmas by : Catherine Adams
Download or read book The Fart Before Christmas written by Catherine Adams and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-21 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny Christmas Poem and Coloring Book full of farts, fun and laughter It's a 2017 New Christmas book that will be fun for the whole family! It's a farting coloring book for kids with farting animals, Christmas farting scenes to color and a funny poem based on the classic "The night before Christmas" 2017 Best Selling New Christmas Coloring Book for Kids and Adults! Each page has a funny rhyming line and opposite is a matching coloring page: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was farting, even the mouse! So much smelly gas floated throughout the air, it's amazing the neighbors didn't cry 'It's not fair!" Kids will laugh while reading the poem and coloring the accompanying coloring pages. Adults will love the poem and laugh at the pictures. Brighten up someone's Christmas with this funny Christmas farting coloring book!This is a funny Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and Children. It's a funny Christmas gift for kids and adults that will bring a smile to any Grinch! A funny farting rhyme book based on the Classic Poem by Clement Moore - The Night before Christmas. The children are farting, Santa is farting, the cat, dog and even the mouse are farting. It's a book full of farting fun. Cute and funny illustrations for coloring are bound to get a laugh out of anyone. There are plenty of farting animals to color - reindeer, dogs, cats and mice. Plus Santa, snowman and even the house. This is the perfect: White Elephant giftChristmas gag gift Christmas coloring book for kids Christmas coloring book for adultsfunny adult stocking stuffer funny co-worker present funny teacher gift, or present for anyone who loves Christmas and finds farting amusing! Now a Best Selling Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and for Kids! Good clean Christmas fun! Perfect for all ages! Christmas Book for Children Christmas Coloring Book for Adults!
Download or read book Santa Claus written by Todd Graham and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2018-12-01 with total page 477 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Christmas has been under attack for years, thanks to the evil Ice Queen and her mother, Emma Frostbite, the Empress of the North. With the power of a troll army and Nutcracker war machine behind them, the Queen and her mother have now set their sights on the last remaining Christmas stronghold, the twin cities of Feliz and Navidad. Now that Christmas bells, songs, and the spirit have been taken away for good, this just may be the end of Christmas in the world. Sixteen-year-old orphan Nicholas Claus isn’t about to let this happen. Fueled by an indomitable Christmas spirit, Nicholas embarks on a quest to seek help from a mysterious woman called Christmas Carol, stop the Ice Queen, and hopefully restore Christmas to its ultimate glory. While following clues hidden in a special snow globe, he is joined by allies as they attempt to find Christmas Carol and battle forces bent on destroying the holiday. As Nicholas and his friends set out on a hero’s mission to Tannenbaum, Feliz, Navidad, and the North Pole, he has no idea that his journey is about to lead him to receive the best Christmas gift ever. Santa Claus: The First Noel continues the tale of a young man’s quest to save Christmas from the destructive claws of an evil Ice Queen and her frosty mother.
Book Synopsis IMPROBABLES: a satire about very large numbers by : SC Marshall
Download or read book IMPROBABLES: a satire about very large numbers written by SC Marshall and published by Steve M. This book was released on 2018-07-04 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Always the same destination… …an extinction event This is not the first version of the universe. Our technology brings us to an extinction event and we self-destruct, again and again. 1,142 times so far. Can we finally break the cycle? Or are we stuck in a simulation? A Prequel - NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY Mathematics professor Lawrence Chu is in love with professor Kassman. One night he made a drunken claim that the central tendency of the universe indicated they should kiss again. The seemingly nonsensical argument that followed resulted in a breakthrough mathematical model and a weapon. This is a history of that weapon. They are the Goodness Empire and they control 80% of the universe. Don't let the name fool you. It is an empire built on conquest and slavery. Five former enemies now navigate a bumpy new era of cooperation. Chiro is First Minister and head of the largest faction. He is a ruthless leader and 80% is not enough for him. Scientists are about to give him the weapon he needs to finally destroy the rebels in the outer spiral arms. Elaine McGee is a teacher in a slump. Dark clouds follow her everywhere. So she's making changes. She's broken up with her lying, cheating boyfriend and quit smoking for a start. She's in a tent out in the woods making a plan to turn her life around. A weekend of fresh air and fresh starts. Then the spaceship arrived. Welcome to the Final War, Earthling. RESET Behind the matter/anti-matter barrier it is just another quantum physics experiment. Remove the barrier and it will destroy the universe. Can the most improbable team ever created save us? What should you do? Use all your vacation and call your mother. THE FINAL WAR HAS BEGUN. Get IMPROBABLES now.
Book Synopsis Farting Magical Creatures Coloring Book by : M.t. Lott
Download or read book Farting Magical Creatures Coloring Book written by M.t. Lott and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-01-17 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is no doubt, farts are funny! And, what is funnier than farting magical creatures? I defy you to respond with an answer that makes sense! This funny coloring book is the sequel to the best-selling FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK, because ... why not? This makes a great gift for kids, a white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, or just an awesome gag gift. But, wait... there's more!!!! Each coloring page comes with an amazing fact about each magical creature and its farts. Yeah, really! So, grab your copy ASAP.
Book Synopsis Comic Ebook: Hilarious Book For Kids Age 5-8 - Dog Farts & Dog Fart Super-Hero Style - Dog Humor Books by : El Ninjo
Download or read book Comic Ebook: Hilarious Book For Kids Age 5-8 - Dog Farts & Dog Fart Super-Hero Style - Dog Humor Books written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-15 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single sports adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious sports activities and the situations go like this: * The Funny & Farty Hot Air Balloon Ride * How To Jump Higher * The 18th Hole Trick * El Ninjo's Genious Idea In The Doldrums * Oktoberfest Time & The Fart Impact On The Swing * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry + Black Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound - This is a brand new story and it has never been released before! and many more... The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda ... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Don't ask me about the reaction of his Mom who had to wash and mend her son's poopy ripped pants. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!" Purchase this new & enhanced Fart Book right now for your kids and enjoy some fun parent kid time where you will LOL together with your kids because the colorful cartoon illustrations inside are hilarious. Take a peek inside to see the awesome way that you can benefit and participate in an interactive way: - read the stories - listen to them while reading simultaneously - enjoying the wonderful colorful and hilarious illustrations - determining El Ninjo's next fart path Purchase my "Fart Book" right now for your kids while this low intro price is available. Go ahead...purchase today and let the fun begin...
