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Book Synopsis If Farts Had Color! by : Gayle Peters
Download or read book If Farts Had Color! written by Gayle Peters and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2015-08-13 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is intended for children between the ages of four to eight. It is intended to make light of what can be sometimes an embarrassing moment for most kids. It is natural, and everyone farts.
Book Synopsis When Farts Had Colors by : Mark Lawton Thomas
Download or read book When Farts Had Colors written by Mark Lawton Thomas and published by . This book was released on 2011-11 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Don't let the title throw you off - this is a hilarious book with an anti-bully theme. When Farts Had Colors is the story of 4th grader Lance Chance who hates Mondays. This particular Monday Lance's mom coaxes Lance to school with his favorite sandwiches and a 'wish-kiss'. On his way to school Lance is tormented by "the biggest, meanest 4th grader ever to stalk the halls of Alfonso Orr Elementary School. Merry Maddox. Bully Extraordinaire..."A legend" and her posse of mayhem, the Crazy M&Ms. If having to hand over his sandwiches and perform a certain humiliating act wasn't enough, Lance gets blamed by Merry Maddox for letting out a fart so horrible it forces the entire school to evacuate. Lance runs away from school and wishes that farts had colors. "Then everyone would have known it was Merry Maddox who sent out those heat seeking missiles of doom and destruction," thinks Lance. And just like that, Lance's wish comes true. Will Lance come up with a plan to expose Merry Maddox and reveal her true colors?
Book Synopsis No One Likes a Fart by : Zoë Foster Blake
Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoë Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 21 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
Book Synopsis Farting Magical Creatures Coloring Book by : M.t. Lott
Download or read book Farting Magical Creatures Coloring Book written by M.t. Lott and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-01-17 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is no doubt, farts are funny! And, what is funnier than farting magical creatures? I defy you to respond with an answer that makes sense! This funny coloring book is the sequel to the best-selling FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK, because ... why not? This makes a great gift for kids, a white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, or just an awesome gag gift. But, wait... there's more!!!! Each coloring page comes with an amazing fact about each magical creature and its farts. Yeah, really! So, grab your copy ASAP.
Book Synopsis Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts by : Jane Bexley
Download or read book Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)
Book Synopsis Farting Greyhounds Coloring Book for Adults by : Leafy Design
Download or read book Farting Greyhounds Coloring Book for Adults written by Leafy Design and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-27 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Coloring Book for Adults: Farting Book For Grown Ups: Adult Humor Gift Idea This Funny Farting Greyhound Coloring Book is the perfect gift for all Greyhound, dog and animal lovers. This hilarious coloring book is full of farting Greyhounds, animals, funny quotes and many other farting characters and designs. Coloring book includes 23 full page unique designs ready to color Large book format of 8.5"x11" (21.59cm x 27.94cm) Cute greyhound designs include; farting llama, farting sloth, farting narhwal, coffee, burger, hippie car, pizza and even a fart haunted house! Funny fart sayings and quotes that are sure to make you laugh Soft paperback gloss cover - perfect bound Artworks are printed on one side of the page only to avoid bleed through Funny Greyhound and fart themed illustrations Amusing Greyhound cover Enjoy hours of stress relieving coloring with this amusing Farting Greyhounds dog coloring book. It's a must have for all greyhound and animal lovers.
Book Synopsis The Fart Before Christmas by : Catherine Adams
Download or read book The Fart Before Christmas written by Catherine Adams and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-21 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny Christmas Poem and Coloring Book full of farts, fun and laughter It's a 2017 New Christmas book that will be fun for the whole family! It's a farting coloring book for kids with farting animals, Christmas farting scenes to color and a funny poem based on the classic "The night before Christmas" 2017 Best Selling New Christmas Coloring Book for Kids and Adults! Each page has a funny rhyming line and opposite is a matching coloring page: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was farting, even the mouse! So much smelly gas floated throughout the air, it's amazing the neighbors didn't cry 'It's not fair!" Kids will laugh while reading the poem and coloring the accompanying coloring pages. Adults will love the poem and laugh at the pictures. Brighten up someone's Christmas with this funny Christmas farting coloring book!This is a funny Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and Children. It's a funny Christmas gift for kids and adults that will bring a smile to any Grinch! A funny farting rhyme book based on the Classic Poem by Clement Moore - The Night before Christmas. The children are farting, Santa is farting, the cat, dog and even the mouse are farting. It's a book full of farting fun. Cute and funny illustrations for coloring are bound to get a laugh out of anyone. There are plenty of farting animals to color - reindeer, dogs, cats and mice. Plus Santa, snowman and even the house. This is the perfect: White Elephant giftChristmas gag gift Christmas coloring book for kids Christmas coloring book for adultsfunny adult stocking stuffer funny co-worker present funny teacher gift, or present for anyone who loves Christmas and finds farting amusing! Now a Best Selling Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and for Kids! Good clean Christmas fun! Perfect for all ages! Christmas Book for Children Christmas Coloring Book for Adults!
Book Synopsis Monster Farts Coloring Book by : M. T. Lott
Download or read book Monster Farts Coloring Book written by M. T. Lott and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-04 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Monster farts are ... well ... monstrous! And, maybe a little embarrassing. Find out for yourself in this detailed, amazing, unconventional, astounding, and epic farting monster coloring book! Contains twenty-two original illustrations. Monsters caught in the act include: zombie, bigfoot, wendigo, chupacabra, alien, ghost, and many more!
Book Synopsis Women Who Fart Adult Coloring Book by : Letti Goe
Download or read book Women Who Fart Adult Coloring Book written by Letti Goe and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-21 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Women who fart? Yup, LOL. If you like funny adult coloring books, you'll love this. Inside you'll find 40 images to color, some with a humorous quip and some just snarky and cute. Some highlights of the coloring book Single-sided coloring pages. This will allow you to remove the page for coloring if you choose. And it helps to reduce bleed-through onto the next coloring image. Adult coloring book pages suitable for all types of coloring: Gel pens, colored pencils, felt tips, markers, and more. Quality professional designs. Test pages so you can try out different shades before you color. Full-size 8.5x11" pages for even more coloring fun. Plus, this coloring book contains three levels of coloring for all your coloring moods from beginner to expert. Grab this hilarious adult coloring book and be super entertained while enjoying the benefits of coloring like relaxation and lowering your stress and anxiety levels. Scroll up to the top and click the buy button now. You'll be so glad you did!
Download or read book Linked written by Gordon Korman and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2021-07-20 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An unforgettable novel from the New York Times bestseller Gordon Korman Link, Michael, and Dana live in a quiet town. But it's woken up very quickly when someone sneaks into school and vandalizes it with a swastika. Nobody can believe it. How could such a symbol of hate end up in the middle of their school? Who would do such a thing? Because Michael was the first person to see it, he's the first suspect. Because Link is one of the most popular guys in school, everyone's looking to him to figure it out. And because Dana's the only Jewish girl in the whole town, everyone's treating her more like an outsider than ever. The mystery deepens as more swastikas begin to appear. Some students decide to fight back and start a project to bring people together instead of dividing them further. The closer Link, Michael, and Dana get to the truth, the more there is to face-not just the crimes of the present, but the crimes of the past. With Linked, Gordon Korman, the author of the acclaimed novel Restart, poses a mystery for all readers where the who did it? isn't nearly as important as the why?
Book Synopsis F is for FART #2 by : Mrs MR Smelt It Dealt It
Download or read book F is for FART #2 written by Mrs MR Smelt It Dealt It and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-10-05 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If F is for FART blew you away with its hysterical humor, you will surely love F is for FART #2. F is for FART #2 is about farts. Yes, farts. It's also about ABCs, rhymes, and animals-but it's mostly about farts, and making you and your loved ones laugh about farts. Each letter stands for an animal and is accompanied by a rhyme, which is short and stinky-much like farts are stinky. We hope you think this book stinks in all the right ways. What are the right ways? I'm glad you asked. We've got farts that smell, farts that BOOM, farts that TOOT, farts that groan, and plenty of fart FACTS. Was it you? Was it me? No, of course not-it was the animals! We've got animals from Africa, China, and even Rottnest Island! We've got animals from the East and animals from the West; animals from near and animals from far! We've got animals that fly high in the sky and those that swim deep in the sea! We've even got animals from the land down under-even an animal that is extinct! Some farting creatures live in forests; others live in trees! Just buy the book and you-you will see; just buy the book-just buy it, please! Worried that we've skipped a favorite animal of yours? I don't think so! We've got ... A for alpaca B for brown bear C for chimpanzee D for dolphin E for elk F for fox G for gorilla H for horse I for impala J for jackal K for koala L for lion M for moose N for numbat O for owl P for panda Q for quokka R for rat S for seal T for tiger U for unicorn fish V for vampire bat W for walrus X for xenoceratops (ZEE-no-SEH-rah-tops) Y for yellow mongoose and Z for zebu. If your kids love farts as much as ours, we're sure this book will be a favorite, so please consider adding it to your library. Mr. Smelt It and Mrs. Dealt It Also available F is for FART handwriting activity book F is for FART coloring book P is for POOPS The EMBARRASSED UNICORN A is for AVIATION N is for NATIONAL PARKS
Book Synopsis Super Cute Farting Animals Coloring Book by : M. Lott
Download or read book Super Cute Farting Animals Coloring Book written by M. Lott and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-24 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two questions: 1. Do you love cute animals? 2. Do you love to color? If you answered "yes" to both of these questions, then you will enjoy this ridiculous and fun coloring book featuring your favorite super cute animals and their precious farts. Kids of all ages will giggle as they color pictures of: piglets hedgehogs baby squirrels ducklings bear cubs kittens sloths and more! Keep the pictures for yourself or give them to a friend who needs a laugh. This book makes a perfect gift for children with discerning tastes, will be a hit at the annual white elephant gift exchange, and is sure to put a smile on the face of all but the most legendary curmudgeons. Enjoy! And, if you like this book, be sure to check out the FARTING MAGICAL CREATURES COLORING BOOK and the FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK!!!!!!!!
Download or read book Does It Fart? written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2019-07-11 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.
Book Synopsis Farting Animals by : Oh No Oh No Coloring Books
Download or read book Farting Animals written by Oh No Oh No Coloring Books and published by . This book was released on 2017-11-29 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Experience the majesty of farting animals! Watch them pass gas into the wind, through forests, and even under the sea! From flatulent foxes and pooting penguins to tooting tom cats and steaming squirrels, this book brings silent-but-deadly delight everywhere it goes! Perfect for gag gifts, white elephant, parties, or just a surprise for your friends! Each design is on its own individual page. Works great with color pencils, pens, markers, or crayons!
Book Synopsis Animal Fart Bombs by : Sledgepainter Books
Download or read book Animal Fart Bombs written by Sledgepainter Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-28 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you or someone you know love animals and also finds farts hilarious? Then this would be the perfect gift for them, or just good for gags and laughs to brighten someone's day! Illustrated for kids and adults alike, with a focus on being a little touch of whimsical, with just a dash of grossness, with detail that isn't completely overwhelming. They are cute, amusing critters that will share with you an array of comical antics, every page meant to make you embarrassingly laugh out loud! But it's not just a coloring book! It offers a lot more fun for the crafty-handed colorist! It's a unique experience you will just have to share with others. You'll find in these 116 pages this ultimate fart-laden content: 40 Coloring Pages (Single-sided, though with the title of the image on the back side) 1 Maze (Can also be colored) 1 Draw-Your-Own Fart-a-tee 1 Tic-Tac-Toot Game Board w/4 sets of 5 Tokens (20 DIY Token Cut Outs) 2 Fart Block Squares Game Pages 3 Color in the Farts in a Row Game Pages 6 Farty Bookmarks (DIY Cut Outs) 1 Dice Cube (DIY Cut Out) 7 Race Tracks (DIY Cut Outs) 9 Player Tokens (DIY Cut Outs) 15 Bonus Poop Tokens (DIY Cut-Outs) 57 Playing Cards (DIY Cut-Outs) 1 Color Testing Page You are guaranteed to find an animal you adore in these pages, including: sloth, cats, dogs, hippo, dolphin, shark, honey badger, hyena, llama, narwhal, frog, turtle, spider, dodo, bigfoot, dragon, unicorn, horse, panda, manatee, owl, lion, elephant, tiger, platypus, axolotl, dinsoaurs, giraffe, and so many more! Enjoy coloring and also creating your very own game pieces and cards. And if you like this artwork, be sure to check out more by this quirky seller!
Book Synopsis IMPROBABLES: a satire about very large numbers by : SC Marshall
Download or read book IMPROBABLES: a satire about very large numbers written by SC Marshall and published by Steve M. This book was released on 2018-07-04 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Always the same destination… …an extinction event This is not the first version of the universe. Our technology brings us to an extinction event and we self-destruct, again and again. 1,142 times so far. Can we finally break the cycle? Or are we stuck in a simulation? A Prequel - NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY Mathematics professor Lawrence Chu is in love with professor Kassman. One night he made a drunken claim that the central tendency of the universe indicated they should kiss again. The seemingly nonsensical argument that followed resulted in a breakthrough mathematical model and a weapon. This is a history of that weapon. They are the Goodness Empire and they control 80% of the universe. Don't let the name fool you. It is an empire built on conquest and slavery. Five former enemies now navigate a bumpy new era of cooperation. Chiro is First Minister and head of the largest faction. He is a ruthless leader and 80% is not enough for him. Scientists are about to give him the weapon he needs to finally destroy the rebels in the outer spiral arms. Elaine McGee is a teacher in a slump. Dark clouds follow her everywhere. So she's making changes. She's broken up with her lying, cheating boyfriend and quit smoking for a start. She's in a tent out in the woods making a plan to turn her life around. A weekend of fresh air and fresh starts. Then the spaceship arrived. Welcome to the Final War, Earthling. RESET Behind the matter/anti-matter barrier it is just another quantum physics experiment. Remove the barrier and it will destroy the universe. Can the most improbable team ever created save us? What should you do? Use all your vacation and call your mother. THE FINAL WAR HAS BEGUN. Get IMPROBABLES now.
Book Synopsis Fergus the Farting Dragon by : Monique Mulligan
Download or read book Fergus the Farting Dragon written by Monique Mulligan and published by . This book was released on 2017-07-03 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fergus is different to other dragons. But when people make fun of him, he has an ear-splitting, eye-watering, toe-curling, stink-making response. He farts! When a cheeky knight in a fire-proof suit steals a precious dragon egg, the other dragons are at a loss. It's left to Fergus to get the egg back from the thieving knight. A rhyming story that celebrates difference in an entertaining way, Fergus the Farting Dragon is set to delight adults and children.
