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The Trainable Cat

Author : John Bradshaw
Publisher : Basic Books
ISBN 13 : 0465096492
Total Pages : 354 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (65 download)

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Download or read book The Trainable Cat written by John Bradshaw and published by Basic Books. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I have to hand it to Bradshaw and Ellis: Once you suss out their basic cat-training philosophy, their methods totally work." -- Slate We often assume that cats can't be trained, and don't need to be. But in The Trainable Cat, bestselling anthrozoologist John Bradshaw and cat expert Sarah Ellis show that cats absolutely must be trained in order to enrich the bond between pet and owner. Full of training tips and exercises -- from introducing your cat to a new baby to helping them deal with visits to the vet -- The Trainable Cat is the essential cat bible for cat owners and lovers. "I doubt you'll find a more well-informed or scientific book on cats that better shows you how feline thinking works." -- Times (UK)

Take It Away, Tommy!

Author : Georgia Dunn
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1524862096
Total Pages : 133 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (248 download)

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Download or read book Take It Away, Tommy! written by Georgia Dunn and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2020-03-23 with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tonight’s top story: the intrepid team of feline reporters is back on the beat and tackling stories like a runaway toy mouse in this second collection of Breaking Cat News comics for middle-grade readers. Once again Lupin, Elvis, and Puck—alongside boisterous field correspondents like Tommy—deliver hard-hitting reportage on all of the most pressing issues, such as Vacuum Awareness Week, the case of the missing breakfast, and the history of fuzzy blankets. The gang also meets new characters like Burt, the free-spirited barn cat who helps solve some AV problems. And these cats will need all of the help they can get to get to the bottom of some mysterious ghost sightings and prove they’re not scaredy. The More-to-Explore section includes paper dolls, how to make pet rock cats, and explores the Big Pink House and the BCN apartment within.

Ask a Manager

Author : Alison Green
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 0399181822
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (991 download)

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Download or read book Ask a Manager written by Alison Green and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2018-05-01 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

Author : Jen Mann
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 0345549988
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (455 download)

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Download or read book People I Want to Punch in the Throat written by Jen Mann and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2014-09-09 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear

Humorous Garden-Paths

Author : Marta Dynel
Publisher : Cambridge Scholars Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1443812285
Total Pages : 315 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (438 download)

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Download or read book Humorous Garden-Paths written by Marta Dynel and published by Cambridge Scholars Publishing. This book was released on 2009-05-27 with total page 315 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Surprising as it may seem, sometimes humans like being led up the garden path, which is thanks to the pleasurable feeling of surprise entwined with a humorous effect deception tends to afford. The central issue under investigation is the nature of short humorous texts in the form of one-liners and witticisms based on the “garden-path mechanism”. The monograph provides a survey of relevant linguistic research, recapitulating and assessing other authors’ theses in the context of their applicability in the analysis of garden-path humour. Discussions are conducted in the light of not only humour studies but also cognitive and pragmatic literature on human communication in general, with a view to presenting a meticulous description of short garden-path texts. The book should be of interest to anybody who finds humour research appealing, whether or not already familiar with this field. No background knowledge is necessary on the reader’s part, given that all relevant postulates and theories are revisited. Also, the author steers a clear course through many terminological and conceptual obstacles that can be encountered in the study of humour (e.g. verbal/non-verbal humour, ambiguity types, punning, etc.).

The Varieties of Scientific Experience

Author : Carl Sagan
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101201835
Total Pages : 316 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (12 download)

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Download or read book The Varieties of Scientific Experience written by Carl Sagan and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2006-11-02 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Ann Druyan has unearthed a treasure. It is a treasure of reason, compassion, and scientific awe. It should be the next book you read.” —Sam Harris, author of The End of Faith “A stunningly valuable legacy left to all of us by a great human being. I miss him so.” —Kurt Vonnegut Carl Sagan's prophetic vision of the tragic resurgence of fundamentalism and the hope-filled potential of the next great development in human spirituality The late great astronomer and astrophysicist describes his personal search to understand the nature of the sacred in the vastness of the cosmos. Exhibiting a breadth of intellect nothing short of astounding, Sagan presents his views on a wide range of topics, including the likelihood of intelligent life on other planets, creationism and so-called intelligent design, and a new concept of science as "informed worship." Originally presented at the centennial celebration of the famous Gifford Lectures in Scotland in 1985 but never published, this book offers a unique encounter with one of the most remarkable minds of the twentieth century.

The Way of Cats

Author : Pamela Merritt
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780998035703
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (357 download)

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Download or read book The Way of Cats written by Pamela Merritt and published by . This book was released on 2018-05-31 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Way of Cats is a way of playing games with our cat. These communication, training, and affection games are fun and easy to learn. Then we have well-behaved and happy cats.

Kidnapped

Author : Leszli Kalli
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1416538437
Total Pages : 321 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (165 download)

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Download or read book Kidnapped written by Leszli Kalli and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-02-06 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "It all happened so fast that even now, a month later, I still have trouble believing it, and I have to tell myself over and over again: Leszli, you have been kidnapped." On April 12, 1999, Leszli Kálli boarded a plane in Colombia to work on a kibbutz in Israel, but she never made it. The plane was hijacked by a leftist guerrilla group and forced to land on an abandoned runway in the jungle. Leszli, along with her father and the other passengers, were held hostage for 373 days. Her diary reveals her innermost thoughts, darkest fears, and visions of hope. Leszli vividly presents this painful time in her life: trapped, held at gunpoint, and never knowing if she would live to see another day. Although never close before, the bond between her and her father grows as they provide one another with vital support. Alienated as the only woman in her group, she maintains her guard but finds comfort caring for animals, including a tarantula living beneath her bed. As the pages of her diary unfold, so, too, does the incredible story of one girl's fight for survival against overwhelming odds.

The Other End of the Leash

Author : Patricia McConnell, Ph.D.
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 0307489183
Total Pages : 289 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (74 download)

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Download or read book The Other End of the Leash written by Patricia McConnell, Ph.D. and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2009-02-19 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn to communicate with your dog—using their language “Good reading for dog lovers and an immensely useful manual for dog owners.”—The Washington Post An Applied Animal Behaviorist and dog trainer with more than twenty years’ experience, Dr. Patricia McConnell reveals a revolutionary new perspective on our relationship with dogs—sharing insights on how “man’s best friend” might interpret our behavior, as well as essential advice on how to interact with our four-legged friends in ways that bring out the best in them. After all, humans and dogs are two entirely different species, each shaped by its individual evolutionary heritage. Quite simply, humans are primates and dogs are canids (as are wolves, coyotes, and foxes). Since we each speak a different native tongue, a lot gets lost in the translation. This marvelous guide demonstrates how even the slightest changes in our voices and in the ways we stand can help dogs understand what we want. Inside you will discover: • How you can get your dog to come when called by acting less like a primate and more like a dog • Why the advice to “get dominance” over your dog can cause problems • Why “rough and tumble primate play” can lead to trouble—and how to play with your dog in ways that are fun and keep him out of mischief • How dogs and humans share personality types—and why most dogs want to live with benevolent leaders rather than “alpha wanna-bes!” Fascinating, insightful, and compelling, The Other End of the Leash is a book that strives to help you connect with your dog in a completely new way—so as to enrich that most rewarding of relationships.

What's So Funny About That?

Author : Linda Davis
Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 114 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (879 download)

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Download or read book What's So Funny About That? written by Linda Davis and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2023-05-01 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With everything that Linda went through, she would constantly have a funny joke to lessen the pain of the situation. During her fight with cancer and writing her book, she just had to make a funny title. While she was reflecting on her life, the question just popped in her head, What's so funny about that? And it just clicked. "That's the title!" You've just got to love her! LOL.

Cat Daddy

Author : Jackson Galaxy
Publisher : TarcherPerigee
ISBN 13 : 0399163808
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (991 download)

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Download or read book Cat Daddy written by Jackson Galaxy and published by TarcherPerigee. This book was released on 2013-05-02 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cat behaviorist and star of Animal Planet's hit television show "My Cat from Hell," Galaxy, a.k.a. "Cat Daddy," isn't what readers might expect for a cat expert. Yet his ability to connect with even the most troubled felines--not to mention their owners--is awe-inspiring.

Women Are Like Cats and Men Like Dogs

Author : Kat Brown
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1467897833
Total Pages : 201 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (678 download)

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Download or read book Women Are Like Cats and Men Like Dogs written by Kat Brown and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2011-12-09 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life is too short to live it miserably. One of the worst ways of making your life unproductive is the endless misunderstandings and miss-handling of one another, whether intentionally or not. If you study the behaviour of Cats and Dogs you will doubtlessly see some similarities and this book subtly shows that. This book is an observation of how men and women exchange with each other, pointing out obvious mistakes and offering suggestions to improve peoples relationships. Take for example the woman who says to her partner “We need to talk”. Thats one of the biggest no nos, or women already making appointment with a wedding planner a just after one night of passion, or the woman who spends hours gossiping with her girlfriend in her mans ear shot, or indeed the man who brings back a size too large for his woman or who never notices a new hairstyle or both not communicating properly, The list is endless. It should have most readers in hysterics especially when they stumble upon scenarios they can relate too. Don’t be surprised if you recognize yourself! Hey, don't shoot the messenger!

Can You See Me?

Author : Libby Scott
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1338608924
Total Pages : 243 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (386 download)

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Download or read book Can You See Me? written by Libby Scott and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2020-03-03 with total page 243 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A coming-of-age story about learning to celebrate yourself -- and teaching the world to recognize you, too -- perfect for fans of R. J. Palacio's Wonder! "This glimpse into the world of a young autistic girl is astonishingly insightful and honest. Tally's struggles to 'fit in' are heart-wrenching, and her victories are glorious." -- Ann M. Martin, Newbery Honor and New York Times bestselling author of Rain ReignThings Tally is dreading about sixth grade:-- Being in classes without her best friends-- New (scratchy) uniforms-- Hiding her autismTally isn't ashamed of being autistic -- even if it complicates life sometimes, it's part of who she is. But this is her first year at Kingswood Academy, and her best friend, Layla, is the only one who knows. And while a lot of other people are uncomfortable around Tally, Layla has never been one of them . . . until now.Something is different about sixth grade, and Tally now feels like she has to act "normal." But as Tally hides her true self, she starts to wonder what "normal" means after all and whether fitting in is really what matters most.Inspired by young coauthor Libby Scott's own experiences with autism, this is an honest and moving middle-school story of friends, family, and finding one's place.

The Tribe of Tiger

Author : Elizabeth Marshall Thomas
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 0743426894
Total Pages : 294 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (434 download)

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Download or read book The Tribe of Tiger written by Elizabeth Marshall Thomas and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2001-06 with total page 294 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author who revealed the secret lives of dogs in the best-selling The Hidden Life of Dogs offers a journey into the hidden life of cats and reports that cats, surprisingly, are not solitary beings. Reissue.

Kitty Piper Angel Cat

Author : Mary Lasota
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1449020127
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (49 download)

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Download or read book Kitty Piper Angel Cat written by Mary Lasota and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2009-09 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kitty Piper, Angel Cat, is a loving story about a kitty who talks as we humans do. She is a little angel so she knows lots more than she has one believe she does. When she comes to live with her new Mommy, Mary, she makes friends easily. Audrey becomes her best friend. One day when she goes to play with Audrey, she finds out that Audrey had a horrible accident; someone ran over her. Audrey is in the pet hospital, barely alive. She helps Audrey's Mom, Mrs. Brown, throughout the entire trauma, not knowing whether Audrey will make it or not. Kitty Piper never wavers from her belief that Audrey will make it. Ktty Piper knows who ran over Audrey. She seeks out her mentor, Harlan, a man in his seventies, to tell him. Kitty Piper shows Harlan what she believes to be evidence. Harlan takes it to the police. Meanwhile, Kitty Piper prays to our Divine God so that Audrey would live. Her prayers are being answered as the veterinarian tells Mrs. Brown that Audrey is off the respirator and breathing on her own, and her internal bleeding stopped. In several days Audrey will be able to go home. It was a Sunday when Audrey was discharged from the pet hospital. Before going to pick up Audrey, Mrs. Brown, Harlan, Kitty Piper, and Mary, all went to Church. The man who ran over Audrey, Wilbur, was marched into the church with a police officer, and Wilbur told Audrey's mom and the parishioners how sorry he was for doing what he did. Audrey came home and after physical therapy for a long time, she was able to walk and then even run once again. Kitty Piper, our little angel, was so happy she had her best friend back totally.

The Peep-show

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 592 pages
Book Rating : 4.R/5 (5 download)

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Download or read book The Peep-show written by and published by . This book was released on 1875 with total page 592 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

101 Fun and Petty Ways to Annoy Your Cat

Author : Jim Erskine
Publisher : Rolling Donut Press
ISBN 13 : 9780998999555
Total Pages : 66 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (995 download)

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Download or read book 101 Fun and Petty Ways to Annoy Your Cat written by Jim Erskine and published by Rolling Donut Press. This book was released on 2018-02-15 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We put up with a lot of crap from our cats because they are part of our family. And despite their often irritating behavior and snooty attitude, we still love them. But wouldn't it be nice to occasionally give them a taste of their own medicine? Now you can! In this delightfully wicked collection you'll find dozens of hilarious and creative ways to embarrass and annoy your cat, like: teaching them how to twerk, how to sign their own name, or the proper way to fly. Whether you serenade your cat with its very own theme song when they enter the room, put cotton balls in their food dish, or pretend they are a ventriloquist's dummy, 101 Fun & Petty Ways to Annoy Your Cat is the perfect way to put your favorite feline in its place and a smile on your face. And for the record: This is a humor book, not a "how to" guide.