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Author : Robert AUTEN
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 114 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (642 download)
Download or read book I Had My Patience Tested I M Negative Funny Mom Gift written by Robert AUTEN and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-13 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Had My Patience Tested I m Negative Funny Mom Gift/h3>
Author : Tashe Goins
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 114 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (8 download)
Download or read book I Had My Patience Tested. I'm Negative Funny Mom Gift Notebook Journal 6x9 Inch 114 Pages written by Tashe Goins and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-11 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you need a simple notebook to write down your thoughts, this one is just for you. Plain, large, with a black cover and a minimalist design, it will serve a multitude of purposes: random writings, journaling, personal thoughts, Size 6 x 9 inch - 114 Pages
Author : Rahim Aladin
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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 114 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (912 download)
Download or read book I Had My Patience Tested I M Negative Funny Mom Gift written by Rahim Aladin and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-06 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Had My Patience Tested I m Negative Funny Mom Gift/h3>
Author : Orlando J. Fagan
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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (327 download)
Download or read book Notebooks with Quote written by Orlando J. Fagan and published by . This book was released on 2020-04 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Had My Patience Tested Im negative Funny Phrase Quote Perfect as a humorous present, great for any occasion where gifts that provoke laughter are appropriated. This notebook makes an affordable birthday gift, Mother's Day gift, Father's Day gift, Graduation, Christmas present, funny office gift for coworkers, desk gift for men and women, graduation gift, stocking stuffer, white elephant, Valentine's Day gift, or as a gag gift for mom, dad, wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend, brother, sister, best friend, stepmom, stepdad, grandma, grandpa, coworker, writer and anyone who enjoys their notebooks with a side of a little sassy sarcasm and snarky wit. It makes a great gift for anyone on your holiday gift list. Perfect size 6 x 9 has 120108 pages, High-quality binding, premium design, paperback cover, beautiful matte finish looks. It's a good size for carrying in bags, purses, and backpacks.
Author : Colorful Coloring Books
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 52 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (193 download)
Download or read book Adult Coloring Book Sarcastic Mom Edition This Mom Runs On Coffee, Chaos, And Cuss Words written by Colorful Coloring Books and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-03-09 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adult Coloring Book Sarcastic Mom Edition This Mom Runs On Coffee, Chaos, And Cuss Words: Funny Mom Quotes Coloring Book For Adults contains funny and sarcastic mom sayings to make you laugh. Spend some down time away from your hectic schedule and relax by coloring this book for sarcastic moms. Fill the pages with bright and beautiful colors and make the quotes pop from the pages. This coloring book makes a great gift for all the snarky moms in your life. This book features: 25 unique sarcastic mom quotes/sayings on geometric backgrounds to color in Every other page left intentionally blank to prevent colors from bleeding to other designs Book is 52 pages and 8.5 x 11 inches with a lovely matte finish This book contains the following sarcastic mom quotes/sayings: Chasing Toddlers Is My Cardio Are They 18 Yet? Because I Said So Can I Talk To You In The Kitchen? I Had My Patience Tested I'm Negative I Just Can't People Today I Need A Double Shot Of Whatever My Kids Are On If My Mouth Doesn't Say It My Face Definitely Will I Was Normal Three Kids Ago I'm Always Right About Everything Losing My Mind One Kid At A Time This Mom Runs On Coffee, Chaos, And Cuss Words Today's Goal Keep The Kids Alive Mom Sleep Just Like Regular Sleep But Without The Sleep You Can't Scare Me I Have Kids Mother Of The Freakin' Year My Alone Time Is For Everyone's Safety I Looked Up My Symptoms Turns Out I Just Have Kids Motherhood Because Privacy Is Overrated Nap Time Is My Happy Hour My House My Rules It's That Simple Running Late Is My Cardio Sometimes I Open My Mouth And My Mother Comes Out Surviving Motherhood One Meltdown At A Time Sorry Did I Just Roll My Eyes Out Loud?
Author : Nino Cesar
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 114 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (726 download)
Download or read book Notebook Planner I Had My Patience Tested I M Negative Funny Gift Summer written by Nino Cesar and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-27 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Notebook Planner I Had My Patience Tested I m Negative Funny Gift Summer. This Notebook Planner I Had My Patience Tested I m Negative Funny Gift Summer has High quality paper means minimal show-through even when you use heavy ink! This Notebook Planner I Had My Patience Tested I m Negative Funny Gift Summer makes a great Christmas Gift, back to school holiday, graduation, beginning of the school year gift forfamily, friends, your mother, sister, girlfriend, girl, boy, children
Author : Yellow Panda Press
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781092558594
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (585 download)
Download or read book Patience What You Have When There Are Too Many Witnesses: Novelty Mothers Day Gifts for Mom: Funny Notebook Journal to Write In: Great Gift for Any On written by Yellow Panda Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-03 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Novelty Lined Mothers Day Notebook Daily Diary / Journal / Notebook to write in, for creative writing, for creating lists, for Scheduling, Organizing, Recording your thoughts, Writing notes, to do lists or just to stay organized. Perfect gift for mothers for Mother's Day, birthdays, anniversaries, Christmas or simply to give as a gift any time of the year. Perfectly sized at 6' x 9' 120 page Premium Quality Cover High-quality white paper Flexible Paperback The pages are ready to be filled!
Author : Sarah J. Robinson
Publisher : WaterBrook
ISBN 13 : 0593193539
Total Pages : 257 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (931 download)
Download or read book I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die written by Sarah J. Robinson and published by WaterBrook. This book was released on 2021-05-11 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compassionate, shame-free guide for your darkest days “A one-of-a-kind book . . . to read for yourself or give to a struggling friend or loved one without the fear that depression and suicidal thoughts will be minimized, medicalized or over-spiritualized.”—Kay Warren, cofounder of Saddleback Church What happens when loving Jesus doesn’t cure you of depression, anxiety, or suicidal thoughts? You might be crushed by shame over your mental illness, only to be told by well-meaning Christians to “choose joy” and “pray more.” So you beg God to take away the pain, but nothing eases the ache inside. As darkness lingers and color drains from your world, you’re left wondering if God has abandoned you. You just want a way out. But there’s hope. In I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die, Sarah J. Robinson offers a healthy, practical, and shame-free guide for Christians struggling with mental illness. With unflinching honesty, Sarah shares her story of battling depression and fighting to stay alive despite toxic theology that made her afraid to seek help outside the church. Pairing her own story with scriptural insights, mental health research, and simple practices, Sarah helps you reconnect with the God who is present in our deepest anguish and discover that you are worth everything it takes to get better. Beautifully written and full of hard-won wisdom, I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die offers a path toward a rich, hope-filled life in Christ, even when healing doesn’t look like what you expect.
Author : Seasonal Joy Press
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (114 download)
Download or read book You Were Right There I Said It Happy Mother's Day, Adult Colouring Book written by Seasonal Joy Press and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-20 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect present for your favourite person for Mother's Day 30 line drawings with funny and sarcastic phrases and memes for fun and relaxing colouring. These pages are great for adults that like to meditate and colour for stress relief, especially with a glass of wine in their hands. Phrases include funny, sarcastic and motivational comments like "I had my patience tested - I'm negative", "this mama needs some wine" and "sweary mums are my kind of people". Only one side of each page has an illustration so you can cut out your masterpiece to display and so there isn't any bleed through onto the other pictures. ★ Name plate ★ 30 unique adult colouring illustrations that are funny quotes, on top of doodles, geometric and graphic designs .★ 62 pages in total. The reverse side of each illustration is empty (empty page has a subtle but beautiful heart pattern) so there is no bleed through. ★ 8.5 x 11 Inches on white paper ★ Ideal stocking filler, secret santa, mothers day, thank you or birthday gift.
Author : Evangeline Terry Publishing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (854 download)
Download or read book I'm Not Insane My Mother Had Me Tested written by Evangeline Terry Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-12 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Blank Lined Notebook / Journal Gift for Funny Fans Funny gifts for your boss, Coworker, boys, girls Feature: 100 Pages 6 x 9 inches Blank Lined Journal/ Notebook Unique design High-quality paper Matte Cover
Author : Alison Green
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 0399181822
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (991 download)
Download or read book Ask a Manager written by Alison Green and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2018-05-01 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together
Author : Jane Nelsen, Ed.D.
Publisher : Harmony
ISBN 13 : 0307383148
Total Pages : 370 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (73 download)
Download or read book Positive Discipline for Preschoolers written by Jane Nelsen, Ed.D. and published by Harmony. This book was released on 2007-03-27 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Completely updated to report the latest research in child development and learning, Positive Discipline for Preschoolers will teach you how to use methods to raise a child who is responsible, respectful, and resourceful. Caring for young children is one of the most challenging tasks an adult will ever face. No matter how much you love your child, there will be moments filled with frustration, anger, and even desperation. There will also be questions: Why does my four-year-old deliberately lie to me? Why won’t my three-year-old listen to me? Should I ever spank my preschooler when she is disobedient? Over the years, millions of parents just like you have come to trust the Positive Discipline series and its commonsense approach to child-rearing. This revised and updated third edition includes information from the latest research on neurobiology, diet and exercise, gender differences and behavior, the importance of early relationships and parenting, and new approaches to parenting in the age of mass media. In addition, this book offers new information on reducing anxiety and helping children feel safe in troubled times. You’ll also find practical solutions for how to: - Avoid the power struggles that often come with mastering sleeping, eating, and potty training - See misbehavior as an opportunity to teach nonpunitive discipline—not punishment - Instill valuable social skills and positive behavior inside and outside the home by using methods that teach important life skills - Employ family and class meetings to tackle behavorial challenges - And much, much more!
Author : Ellen DeGeneres
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0446585033
Total Pages : 146 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (465 download)
Download or read book Seriously...I'm Kidding written by Ellen DeGeneres and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2011-10-04 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ~b~>With the winning, upbeat candor that has made her show on of the most popular and honored daytime shows on the air, beloved talk show host and comedian Ellen DeGeneres shares her views on life, love, and American Idol. "I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?" Seriously... I'm Kidding is a lively, hilarious, and often sweetly poignant look at the life of the much-loved entertainer as she opens up about her personal life, her talk show, and more. PRAISE FOR Seriously... I'm Kidding "DeGeneres's amiably oddball riffs on everything from kale to catwalks to Jesus will make fans smile." -- People "Whatever the topic, DeGeneres's compulsively readable style will appeal to fans old and new." - Publishers Weekly "Fans will not be disappointed...[DeGeneres's] trademark wit and openness shine through and through." -- Kirkus/DIVspan
Author : Elissa Altman
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 0399181601
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (991 download)
Download or read book Motherland written by Elissa Altman and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2020-09-08 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “I’m reading this book right now and loving it!”—Cheryl Strayed, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Wild How can a mother and daughter who love (but don’t always like) each other coexist without driving each other crazy? “Vibrating with emotion, this deeply honest account strikes a chord.”—People “A wry and moving meditation on aging and the different kinds of love between women.”—O: The Oprah Magazine After surviving a traumatic childhood in nineteen-seventies New York and young adulthood living in the shadow of her flamboyant mother, Rita, a makeup-addicted former television singer, Elissa Altman has managed to build a very different life, settling in Connecticut with her wife of nearly twenty years. After much time, therapy, and wine, Elissa is at last in a healthy place, still orbiting around her mother but keeping far enough away to preserve the stable, independent world she has built as a writer and editor. Then Elissa is confronted with the unthinkable: Rita, whose days are spent as a flâneur, traversing Manhattan from the Clinique counters at Bergdorf to Bloomingdale’s and back again, suffers an incapacitating fall, leaving her completely dependent upon her daughter. Now Elissa is forced to finally confront their profound differences, Rita’s yearning for beauty and glamour, her view of the world through her days in the spotlight, and the money that has mysteriously disappeared in the name of preserving youth. To sustain their fragile mother-daughter bond, Elissa must navigate the turbulent waters of their shared lives, the practical challenges of caregiving for someone who refuses to accept it, the tentacles of narcissism, and the mutual, frenetic obsession that has defined their relationship. Motherland is a story that touches every home and every life, mapping the ferocity of maternal love, moral obligation, the choices women make about motherhood, and the possibility of healing. Filled with tenderness, wry irreverence, and unforgettable characters, it is an exploration of what it means to escape from the shackles of the past only to have to face them all over again. Praise for Motherland “Rarely has a mother-daughter relationship been excavated with such honesty. Elissa Altman is a beautiful, big-hearted writer who mines her most central subject: her gorgeous, tempestuous, difficult mother, and the terrain of their shared life. The result is a testament to the power of love and family.”—Dani Shapiro, author of Inheritance
Author : Rick Hansen
Publisher : Penguin Group
ISBN 13 : 9780142000625
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (6 download)
Download or read book Mother Nurture written by Rick Hansen and published by Penguin Group. This book was released on 2002 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first book to teach stressed-out new mothers how to heal themselves. Women raising young children in the twenty-first century face relentless, often overwhelming stress. Today's mothers juggle more tasks, work longer hours, and sleep less than their own mothers did. Mother Nurtureis the first book to address these issues with a comprehensive program of physical, psychological, and interpersonal care methods for a mother during the first three to four years of her child's life.
Author : Rachel Macy Stafford
Publisher : Zondervan
ISBN 13 : 031033814X
Total Pages : 215 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (13 download)
Download or read book Hands Free Mama written by Rachel Macy Stafford and published by Zondervan. This book was released on 2014-01-07 with total page 215 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover the power, joy, and love of living a present, authentic, and intentional life despite a world full of distractions. If technology is the new addiction, then multitasking is the new marching order. We check our email while cooking dinner, send a text while bathing the kids, and spend more time looking into electronic screens than into the eyes of our loved ones. With our never-ending to-do lists and jam-packed schedules, it's no wonder we're distracted. But this isn't the way it has to be. Special education teacher, New York Times bestselling author, and mother Rachel Macy Stafford says enough is enough. Tired of losing track of what matters most in life, Rachel began practicing simple strategies that enabled her to momentarily let go of largely meaningless distractions and engage in meaningful soul-to-soul connections. Finding balance doesn't mean giving up all technology forever. And it doesn't mean forgoing our jobs and responsibilities. What it does mean is seizing the little moments that life offers us to engage in real and meaningful interaction. In these pages, Rachel guides you through how to: Acknowledge the cost of your distraction Make purposeful connection with your family Give your kids the gift of your undivided attention Silence your inner critic Let go of the guilt from past mistakes And move forward with compassion and gratefulness So join Rachel and go hands-free. Discover what happens when you choose to open your heart--and your hands--to the possibilities of each God-given moment.
Author : Kazuo Ishiguro
Publisher : Vintage
ISBN 13 : 0593318188
Total Pages : 273 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (933 download)
Download or read book Klara and the Sun written by Kazuo Ishiguro and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2021-03-02 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Once in a great while, a book comes along that changes our view of the world. This magnificent novel from the Nobel laureate and author of Never Let Me Go is “an intriguing take on how artificial intelligence might play a role in our futures ... a poignant meditation on love and loneliness” (The Associated Press). • A GOOD MORNING AMERICA Book Club Pick! Here is the story of Klara, an Artificial Friend with outstanding observational qualities, who, from her place in the store, watches carefully the behavior of those who come in to browse, and of those who pass on the street outside. She remains hopeful that a customer will soon choose her. Klara and the Sun is a thrilling book that offers a look at our changing world through the eyes of an unforgettable narrator, and one that explores the fundamental question: what does it mean to love?
