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Humping and Pooping Animals

Author : Prime Color
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781950772247
Total Pages : 62 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (722 download)

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Download or read book Humping and Pooping Animals written by Prime Color and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-29 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ★ 2020 GAG GIFT OF THE YEAR! ★ - SPECIAL LAUNCH PRICE (GRAB YOUR COPY WHILE STOCKS LAST!!!! ) Get Ready to Laugh your Ass off as you color this hilarious and irreverent coloring book full of Animals Pooping and Going Crazy in Different Positions and Styles! We have all seen animals getting down. Maybe it was in a park, in a neighbor's yard, or watching our own pets shag each other in the comfort of our living rooms. But no matter where - or how often it happens - you have to admit it's F*CKING HILARIOUS! This adult coloring book recreates those moments while showcasing some that you may have never seen before! This book contains over 30 designs of such once in a lifetime sight of funny animals going wild and Pooping. To make you or your loved one's color and have fun. The book features Animals Pooping and Going Crazy in Different Positions and Styles! Designed to help you relax, laugh and relieve stress. Silly gag gift idea for men and women for all occasions such as Christmas, Mother's Day, college graduation birthdays, retirement, & more. Over 30 unique hand drawn designs that you will not find in stores. All the pages is worth the price of the coloring book.

Humping Animals Adult Coloring Book

Author : John T
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781728837611
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (376 download)

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Download or read book Humping Animals Adult Coloring Book written by John T and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-19 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color, relax, and laugh with this hilariously funny adult coloring book! Makes the perfect gag gift for your favorite colorists, too! The Humping Animals Adult Coloring Book is filled with hilariously funny coloring pages of animals gone wild. The content in this book is NOT explicit. This coloring book makes a perfect gift for yourself so you can color, laugh, and relax. As they say, laughter is the best medicine! The Humping Animals Coloring Book makes an even better gift for your family, friends, coworkers, and gift exchanges such as the White Elephant or Secret Santa.

Dry Humping

Author : Tawny Lara
Publisher : Quirk Books
ISBN 13 : 1683693647
Total Pages : 209 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (836 download)

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Download or read book Dry Humping written by Tawny Lara and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2023-09-19 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A lighthearted, cheeky, and judgment-free handbook from sober sexpert Tawny Lara on how to have better sex, better dates, and better partnerships—without relying on alcohol! When you’re intimidated or overwhelmed, it’s easy to turn to alcohol to feel more relaxed and outgoing. But what if you want to cut back or cut out alcohol from your life? What do you do on dates? How do you soothe worries and hang-ups? And how the heck do you get up the nerve to be naked with someone new? In Dry Humping, you will learn how to have better dates, sex, and partnerships with tools like: Booze-free date ideas Scripts for awkward conversations Interviews with experts Thought-provoking prompts Perspectives from a diverse range of regular people And more! You don’t need alcohol to have a fun, carefree, fulfilling dating life. Dry Humping offers you the tools to step away from alcohol, for however long you want to, while also having more fun in and out of the bedroom.

Pooping Animals

Author : Honey Badger Coloring
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781645090168
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book Pooping Animals written by Honey Badger Coloring and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GIFT IDEAS - COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOROUS Here I sit broken hearted, had to sh*t but only farted. ---The Honey Badger Need a good laugh?! Then Pooping Animals is just what you need. Indulge your inner child as you color imaginative designs long held sacred by folks way more enlightened than you (but who probably also enjoyed a good poop joke). Are you on a path to peace and a tranquil connection to the universe, or are you just looking to color some pooping animals and relax after a long day? Good news: all the above is achievable with this coloring book. Product Details: Silky matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring and paint mediums High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock with full page designs

Dog Shaming

Author : Pascale Lemire
Publisher : Crown
ISBN 13 : 0385349343
Total Pages : 193 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (853 download)

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Download or read book Dog Shaming written by Pascale Lemire and published by Crown. This book was released on 2013-09-24 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Based on the runaway web phenomenon (dogshamingdotcom), Dog Shaming features the most hilarious, most shameful, and never-before-seen doggie misdeeds. Our dogs are our best friends. They are always happy to see us. They comfort us in our times of need. They also eat our shoes, stain our carpets, and embarrass us in front of our guests. Dog owners everywhere have found their outlet in Dog Shaming, where they can confess their dogs' biggest (and often grossest!) sins, which turn out to be recognizably universal—complete with snapshots of ridiculously cute but shamed pups who don't seem capable of humping humans, pooping on pillows, or snagging steak straight from a grill. So share in the shaming and laugh through your frustration as Dog Shaming reminds us that unconditional love goes both ways.

Don't Go Crazy Without Me

Author : Deborah A. Lott
Publisher : Red Hen Press
ISBN 13 : 1597098140
Total Pages : 282 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (97 download)

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Download or read book Don't Go Crazy Without Me written by Deborah A. Lott and published by Red Hen Press. This book was released on 2020-04-07 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A woman recounts coming of age in the shadow of her father’s mental illness in this “candid, unsettling portrait of madness and enduring love” (Kirkus). Deborah A. Lott grew upina Los Angeles suburb in the 1950s, under the sway of her outrageously eccentric father. A lay rabbi who enjoyed dressing up like Little Lord Fauntleroy, he taught her how to have fun. But he also taught her to fear germs, other children, and contamination from the world at large. Deborah was so deeply bonded to her father and his peculiar worldview that when he plunged from neurotic to full-blown psychotic, she nearly followed him. Sanity is not always a choice, but for sixteen-year-old Deborah, lines had to be drawn between reality and her own “overactive imagination.” She saved herself through an unconventional reading of Moby Dick, a deeply awkward sexual awakening, and entry into the world of political activism as a volunteer in Robert F. Kennedy’s Presidential campaign. After attending Kennedy’s last stop at the Ambassador Hotel the night of his assassination, Deborah would come to a new reckoning with loss. Ultimately, she would find her own path, and her own way of turning grief into love.

Funny White Elephant Gifts

Author : Aaron Smeeks
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (558 download)

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Download or read book Funny White Elephant Gifts written by Aaron Smeeks and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-10-30 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Funny 2021 Cats Calendar - Humping Cats 2021 Wall or Desk Calendar is the Perfect Gift Idea for Cat Lovers and Owners Everywhere! All-in-one ENGLISH, SPANISH and FRENCH - US, UK, CA Holidays Give this delightful and memorable gift for upcoming: White Elephant Party Birthday Christmas Yankee Swap Secret Santa Stocking Fillers / Stuffers for any Cat Lovers or Owners Calendar Includes: Highest premium quality paper 12 brilliant high resolution images (full color) Modern 12-month grid planner in English, Spanish and French including US, Canada and UK holidays Perfect for jotting down ideas and for all your daily reminder needs Nicely printed glossy Humping Cats cover design

The Other End of the Leash

Author : Patricia McConnell, Ph.D.
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 0307489183
Total Pages : 289 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (74 download)

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Download or read book The Other End of the Leash written by Patricia McConnell, Ph.D. and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2009-02-19 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn to communicate with your dog—using their language “Good reading for dog lovers and an immensely useful manual for dog owners.”—The Washington Post An Applied Animal Behaviorist and dog trainer with more than twenty years’ experience, Dr. Patricia McConnell reveals a revolutionary new perspective on our relationship with dogs—sharing insights on how “man’s best friend” might interpret our behavior, as well as essential advice on how to interact with our four-legged friends in ways that bring out the best in them. After all, humans and dogs are two entirely different species, each shaped by its individual evolutionary heritage. Quite simply, humans are primates and dogs are canids (as are wolves, coyotes, and foxes). Since we each speak a different native tongue, a lot gets lost in the translation. This marvelous guide demonstrates how even the slightest changes in our voices and in the ways we stand can help dogs understand what we want. Inside you will discover: • How you can get your dog to come when called by acting less like a primate and more like a dog • Why the advice to “get dominance” over your dog can cause problems • Why “rough and tumble primate play” can lead to trouble—and how to play with your dog in ways that are fun and keep him out of mischief • How dogs and humans share personality types—and why most dogs want to live with benevolent leaders rather than “alpha wanna-bes!” Fascinating, insightful, and compelling, The Other End of the Leash is a book that strives to help you connect with your dog in a completely new way—so as to enrich that most rewarding of relationships.

Animals Gone Wild: A Coloring Book for Adults: 31 Funny Colouring Pages of Humping Elephants, Giraffes, Llamas, Monkeys & More for Relaxa

Author : Honey Badger Coloring
Publisher : Honey Badger Coloring
ISBN 13 : 9781645092773
Total Pages : 70 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (927 download)

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Download or read book Animals Gone Wild: A Coloring Book for Adults: 31 Funny Colouring Pages of Humping Elephants, Giraffes, Llamas, Monkeys & More for Relaxa written by Honey Badger Coloring and published by Honey Badger Coloring. This book was released on 2019-11-26 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GIFT IDEAS - COLORING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOR Animals Gone Wild is a hilarious adult coloring book illustrated by a group of deviant animals and published by a hedonistic honey badger. Featuring 31 coloring pages full of carousing carnal creatures in flagrante delicto. Laugh your ass off as you color this hilarious and irreverent coloring book FOR ADULTS ONLY. Product Details: Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte-finish cover design Stress relieving seamless patterns on reverse pages Perfect for all coloring mediums Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" (21.5cm x 28cm) pages

Pooping Dogs Coloring Book for Adults: Funny Dog Poop Toilet Humor Gag Book

Author : What the Farce
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781643400297
Total Pages : 56 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (2 download)

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Download or read book Pooping Dogs Coloring Book for Adults: Funny Dog Poop Toilet Humor Gag Book written by What the Farce and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-05 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pooping Dogs! Now with even more Poop! Have hours of LOL fun coloring your favorite squatting pooches and their stool. This hilarious poop novelty gift coloring book is the perfect thing to give to that one neighbor on the block. Makes a great gag gift, joke, or prank that person who giggles at pooping pups. So give the potty humor gift that keeps on giving! Be the hit of the holiday office white elephant party with Pooping Dogs. This book includes dog breeds: Great Dane, Boxer, Golden Retriever, Chinese Crested Dog, Spaniel, Pug, Mix Breed, Husky, Corgi, Chihuahua, Star Pei, Greyhound, and more!

Off the Leash

Author : Matthew Gilbert
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 1250014212
Total Pages : 204 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (5 download)

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Download or read book Off the Leash written by Matthew Gilbert and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2014-07-29 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: OFF THE LEASH is a group portrait of dog people, specifically the strange, wonderful, neurotic, and eccentric dog people who gather at Amory Park, overlooking Boston near Fenway Park. And it's about author Matthew Gilbert's transformation, after much fear and loathing of dogs and social groups, into one of those dog people with fur on their jackets, squeaky toys in their hands, and biscuits in their pockets. Gilbert, longtime TV critic at The Boston Globe, describes his reluctant trip into the dog park subculture, as the first-time owner of a stubbornly social Yellow Lab puppy named Toby. Like many Americans, he was happily accustomed to the safe distance of TV viewing and cell-phone web surfing, tethered to the digital leash. But the headstrong, play-obsessed Toby pulls him to Amory, and Amory becomes an exhilarating dose of presence for him. The joyous chaos of wrestling dogs and the park's cast of offbeat dog owners - the "pack of freaks" - gradually draw him into the here and now. At the dog park, the dog owners go off the leash, too. Dog-park life can be tense. When dogs fight, their owners - such as the reckless Charlotte - bare their teeth at each other, too. Amid the rollicking dog play, feelings tend to surface faster, unedited. But Gilbert shows how Amory is an idyllic microcosm, too, the home of enduring friendships and, as the droll but vulnerable Hayley knows, romantic crushes. Meeting daily, a gathering of dog owners can be like group therapy, or The Office, or a standup concert. As a TV critic, Matthew Gilbert is well-known by his readership for his humorous and wry writing style. A charming narrative that will appeal to anyone who has ever enjoyed watching a puppy scamper through a park, OFF THE LEASH is a paean to dog lovers and their pets everywhere, perfect for fans of Marley & Me and Merle's Door.

The Farting Animals Coloring Book

Author : M. T. Lott
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781951728021
Total Pages : 44 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (28 download)

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Download or read book The Farting Animals Coloring Book written by M. T. Lott and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-06 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The original farting animals coloring book, filled with twenty cute and funny illustrations of animals passing gas. A funny gift for kids of all ages or for a white elephant gift exchange. Contains images of horse, Labrador retriever, kitten, meerkat, bunny, baby elephant, wiener dog, giraffe, squirrel, deer, hedgehog, fox, and more!

The Little Penis: A Finger Puppet Parody Book

Author : Craig Yoe
Publisher : Dare You Stamp Company
ISBN 13 : 1604333081
Total Pages : 12 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (43 download)

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Download or read book The Little Penis: A Finger Puppet Parody Book written by Craig Yoe and published by Dare You Stamp Company. This book was released on 2013-01-08 with total page 12 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Little Penis, the cute dinky winky you bring to life when you put your finger in the puppet in this delightfully crass and hilarious parody board book for adults. This board book parodies children’s finger puppet books with its bold colors and simple illustrations, but this book is not for children! Instead, put your finger in the hole in the back of the book, and follow the adventures of Little Penis as he goes swimming (poor shrinking Penis!); gets out of bed early, so big and tall; gets a gentle kiss and hug (along with a good hard tug); head to a bar, gets drunk, and hooks up; and more—getting bigger and bigger with the turn of each page. Sometimes he’s up and sometimes he’s down, but there’s a happy ending as he finds his snug, warm place called home!

Things to Do While You Poo on the Loo

Author : Alex Smart
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781699369135
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (691 download)

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Download or read book Things to Do While You Poo on the Loo written by Alex Smart and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-10-12 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fun activity book with silly things to do whilst in the bathroom including: fart jokes word finder dingbats sudoku mazes dot to dot M.A.S.H game words games finish the doodle poop checklist Pocket size book to use in the bathroom whilst you're waiting for things to happen! Buy this as a white elephant gag gift, for a secret santa present or as a stocking stuffer for a teenage boy.

Geek Monthly

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 626 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Geek Monthly written by and published by . This book was released on 2008-07 with total page 626 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Canine Confidential

Author : Marc Bekoff
Publisher : University of Chicago Press
ISBN 13 : 022643317X
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (264 download)

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Download or read book Canine Confidential written by Marc Bekoff and published by University of Chicago Press. This book was released on 2018-04-13 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get to know your best friend better: “Everyone who owns a dog, breeds or trains dogs, or works with dogs should read this informative book.” —Library Journal Just think about the different behaviors you see at a dog park. We have a good understanding of what it means when dogs wag their tails—but what about when they sniff and roll on a stinky spot? Why do they play tug-of-war with one dog, while showing their bellies to another? Why are some dogs shy, while others are bold? What goes on in dogs’ heads and hearts—and how much can we know and understand? Written by award-winning scientist—and lifelong dog lover—Marc Bekoff, Canine Confidential not only brilliantly opens up the world of dog behavior, but also helps us understand how we can make our dogs’ lives better. Rooted in the most up-to-date science on cognition and emotion—fields that have exploded in recent years—Canine Confidential is a wonderfully accessible treasure trove of new information and myth-busting. Peeing, we learn, isn’t always marking; grass-eating isn’t always an attempt to trigger vomiting; it’s okay to hug a dog—on their terms; and so much more. There’s still much we don’t know, but at the core of the book is the certainty that dogs do have deep emotional lives, and that as their companions and trainers we must recognize them as the unique, complex individuals they are—so we can keep them as happy and healthy as possible. “Bekoff shares his own studies and others’ research, along with real-life stories, in a winning tone.” —Booklist

Zak George's Guide to a Well-Behaved Dog

Author : Zak George
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
ISBN 13 : 039958241X
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (995 download)

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Download or read book Zak George's Guide to a Well-Behaved Dog written by Zak George and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2019-07-09 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compassionate, modern, science-based approach to help you (and your dog!) with common training problems “Zak George takes his dedication to humane and effective dog training from the screen to the written page.”—Dr. John Ciribassi, DVM, DACVB, coeditor of Decoding Your Dog Celebrity dog trainer and YouTube star Zak George creates the most watched dog training content in the world and has helped millions of people with their dogs. In this problem-based guide, he makes it easy to look up and solve the exact behavioral issue that you're struggling with—whether you’re dealing with a new puppy, an adult dog you’ve had for years, or a recently adopted rescue. He also helps you prevent many of these problems from becoming established in the first place. Packed with case studies and examples from Zak’s videos so you can see his dog and puppy training tactics in action, this book contains step-by-step instructions for dealing with: • Chewing • Jumping up • Barking • Play biting • Begging • Not listening • Thunderstorm phobia • Separation anxiety • Aggression • And much more! Delving deeply into why dogs do what they do and how to work through any problems that might arise, Zak proves that it's never too late to correct behavioral issues.