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Book Synopsis How to Stop Farting by : Lance Murdock
Download or read book How to Stop Farting written by Lance Murdock and published by . This book was released on 2014-09-26 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you have a flatulence problem and want to get rid of your gas issues for good, then this book is for you!Farting may be trivial for people who don't experience it or get embarrassed by it regularly, but it is actually a severe handicap for people who find it difficult to be gas free. Having a constant urge to fart can be a great hindrance to a person's social life and sometimes even to their romantic life. Imagine a friendly get-together, or a romantic date, getting ruined by farting. Many people who have experienced it would agree that it is a serious issue. This book will help you understand the basic mechanics of the digestive system and how you can free yourself from flatulence by following simple lifestyle changes. Through reading this book, you will be aware of the myths and diet facts which you must know in order to effectively tackle this condition. And by the end of this book you will no longer worry that your presence in a group may give rise to shame and embarrassment.
Book Synopsis Fart Book: The Little Boy Who Couldn't Stop Farting by : Geryn Childress
Download or read book Fart Book: The Little Boy Who Couldn't Stop Farting written by Geryn Childress and published by . This book was released on 2014-01 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's been called the funniest children books in the world. I'm sure parents with kids can relate to this story. This mischievous kid has made it his duty(no pun intended) to let the whole world know just how much he loves to fart, he just can't stop farting on people. I'm sure you'll all have a good laugh as you embark on this journey with "The Little Boy Who Couldn't Stop Farting."
Book Synopsis How to Stop Farting in Ten Days by : Herbert K. Poltweed
Download or read book How to Stop Farting in Ten Days written by Herbert K. Poltweed and published by Turnbull & Willoughby Pub. This book was released on 1987-02-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Farting Princess by : Ki-seon Jang
Download or read book The Farting Princess written by Ki-seon Jang and published by Big and SMALL. This book was released on 2017-08 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a story of a princess who changed her diet and eating habits in order to solve her gassy problem.
Book Synopsis Bart! Stop the Farts! by : Nirit Littaney
Download or read book Bart! Stop the Farts! written by Nirit Littaney and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-05-26 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Phew Wee! What's that smell? It might just be Bart; the silly little boy who thinks tooting around other people is a funny joke. No matter where he goes or whom he's with, Bart farts way too often to handle. With no end to his stinky antics in sight, his parents try to carry on with their lives. Little do they know, a special outing is just what Bart needs to learn a very important lesson about respect and good behavior. This light-hearted children's bedtime story is a great picture book for kids ages 3-8. Early readers will love the silly story and colorful pictures, while parents will appreciate the hidden lesson inside.
Book Synopsis Farting Better: When Your Ass is Used to Farting, You Can't Keep it Quiet! The Best Guide on How to Fart Perfectly. Farting Like No On by : Mao Tze Tze
Download or read book Farting Better: When Your Ass is Used to Farting, You Can't Keep it Quiet! The Best Guide on How to Fart Perfectly. Farting Like No On written by Mao Tze Tze and published by Mao Tze Tze. This book was released on 2021-06-04 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Would you like to learn how to best harness your farts for a genuinely explosive effect? Or maybe you'd like to understand the art of hiding them to avoid embarrassing situations? Then this guide is for you... The latest sensational effort from master Mao Tze Tze, the book you've been waiting for has finally been published: a breath of fresh air in the world of aerophagic literature. Have you ever considered that you could harness your flatulence for the benefit of a cleaner world? Farting is indeed a talent that is sometimes misunderstood. It has always been a subject of interest in science with the latest research even revealing that farts are a real renewable energy source. So, 'learn the art and put it aside'! In 'Farting Better', you'll discover all the facts behind perfect farting - allow yourself to be guided by Mao Tze Tze's seal of approval and you'll learn how to fart properly. Have a look at what you'll find inside... - The story of the world's most famous fartist - The Chemistry of Farts - How to stop farting too much - The art of hiding farts from your partner - Types and interesting facts about farting - Perfecting farting and channelling it to your liking - Jokes to make farting more natural for you. ... and much more! ★This book is also useful as a gift for your girlfriend, mother-in-law or friend.★ Add this book to your cart and get ready to be carried away!
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Book Synopsis How to Fart - Louder, Longer, and Stronger... Without Soiling Your Undies! by : R Sole Ph D
Download or read book How to Fart - Louder, Longer, and Stronger... Without Soiling Your Undies! written by R Sole Ph D and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2013-11-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There are many books on the market giving solutions on how to stop farting. But what is there for people who want to fart more? To fart louder? To fart longer? To fart stronger...both pressure wise, and smell wise? Those that want to become champions at passing wind? Those that want to exercise their right to free speech, and exercise their sphincters at the same time? Those who say to hell with the clean air bill? And to those who want to fart responsibly, and not leave skid marks. And to those that just want to have fun! Well, to all those people, this book is written for you! In this concise, no fluff (well, actually full of fluff and hot air) report you'll learn to do exactly what the book title says... Fart louder, longer and stronger. In this short read you'll learn to build up the fart pressure with scientific food combining, and how to release it at will with advanced bowel control. Impress your friends, relatives, and partners. You'll be the talk of the town. Learn to create copious amounts of wind, and how to utilize it for best effect. You'll learn how to generate the gas, how to control and propel it, and how to make it smell beastly! From meek and mild through too big, bold and offensive...in fact deadly! Use these skills to clear a long bank queue, get a seat on a crowded train or bus, get extra leg room on a long flight, in fact the possibilities are endless. Go into stealth mode and watch people give each other the hairy eye ball as they try to figure out who dropped the clanger. Movie theaters, restaurants, amusement rides...nothing is safe...nothing is out of bounds. Get creative! Use your new found super powers to go above and beyond what others thought possible. Use shock and awe tactics. Singe peoples nose hairs. Create havoc. Have them gagging, and gasping for air. But with these new found powers comes great responsibility. Use them for good. Clear a bus to make a seat for a little old lady...and let someone else take the blame! (Insert evil chuckle here). Everything and anything is possible in this new paradigm of achievement that you will find your life propelled into. Blast yourself into success. Rise to heights and levels previously unimaginable. The world truly is your oyster, or perhaps I should say pickled egg. Forget about dropping your lunch, that will all be behind you...think about dropping a whole shopping trolley of cheese, tasty! Based on real science and food chemistry, this book is very much a practical guide, without getting bogged down too deeply into technical crap. Prac, not crap. There are enough scientific facts to keep the more technically minded satisfied. Onward and upward, go boldly forward into a hole (pun intended) new level of achievement, recognition, and farting pleasure. You will now be a famed Fartiste, and the envy of your colleagues, friends, and work mates. Walk tall, with your nose held high. You will exude a presence that commands attention. At last, gain the respect you deserve. OK, that's enough reading this blurb. Stop dreaming, and get into action and start reaping the rewards of fame and respect. Click the buy now button now, and let the fun begin!
Book Synopsis How to Hold a Fart In by : Don Henderson
Download or read book How to Hold a Fart In written by Don Henderson and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-03-13 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You're on a date, sitting in math class, or just in a room full of people in a really quiet place and you feel the urge to pass gas. In an ideal world, you would be able to just run off and let the fart out of your system, but you may not always have the option. Sometimes, the only thing you can do is to hold in your fart to avoid embarrassment. So how do you do it?Have you ever suffered from gas during class or school? Remember that farting is not a sign of unhealthiness. It happens to everyone. Still, it's embarrassing. Follow these simple steps to try to cover up your fart. This book will answer your questions and show you the methods: How a fart works How to hold your fart for long periods of time How to stop your gut from making a whale sound from holding in a fart How to manage to fart when you start living together as a couple How to stop farting during sex ...and many more!
Download or read book Does It Fart? written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2019-07-11 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.
Download or read book Farley Farts written by Birte Müller and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2024-03-05 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone’s favorite tushy-tooting frog is back! A humorous story for silly kids who erupt in laughter at the word FART! Farley the frog has a problem—he can’t stop farting. While his sister thinks it’s funny, his parents and his teacher are not amused. The doctor says it’s only gas and it will pass. The trouble is, it does! Comic pictures and a tongue-in-cheek text relate how Farley and his family learn that it’s better to fart and bear the shame than not to fart and bear the pain!
Book Synopsis Current Medical Diagnosis & Treatment, 2006 by : Lawrence Tierney
Download or read book Current Medical Diagnosis & Treatment, 2006 written by Lawrence Tierney and published by McGraw Hill Professional. This book was released on 2005-11-09 with total page 1906 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Concise, Authoritative Answers on Every Aspect of Inpatient and Outpatient Care! Includes free access to CMDT online, a $79(U.S.) value! Now celebrating 45 years, CMDT delivers authoritative, timely coverage of more than 1,000 common diseases and disorders along with a clear synopsis of treatment and diagnosis. Utilizing a "find it now" format and made even more accessible by a detailed index, CMDT covers almost every aspect of general medicine with an emphasis on practical clinical diagnosis and patient management. Within its pages, readers will find a meticulous presentation of every major primary care topic, including: gynecology, ophthalmology, psychiatry, neurology, obstetrics, dermatology, otolaryngology, toxicology, and urology -- all from one of the world's most respected editorial boards.
Book Synopsis No One Likes a Fart by : Zoe Foster Blake
Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoe Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
Book Synopsis The Happy Herbivore Cookbook by : Lindsay S. Nixon
Download or read book The Happy Herbivore Cookbook written by Lindsay S. Nixon and published by BenBella Books, Inc.. This book was released on 2011-01-18 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Vegan chef of one of the top 50 food blogs on the Web, HappyHerbivore.com, Lindsay Nixon, gives hundreds of thousands of her followers recipes each month, showing that the vegan diet is not only healthy but delicious, too. Now, Nixon combines some of her tastiest recipes in The Happy Herbivore Cookbook, each made with no added fats, using only whole, plant-based foods. It's easy to make great food at home using the fewest number of ingredients and ones that can easily be found at any store, on any budget. The Happy Herbivore Cookbook includes: • A variety of recipes from quick and simple to decadent and advanced • Helpful hints and cooking tips, from basic advice such as how to steam potatoes to more specific information about which bread, tofu or egg replacer works best in a recipe • An easy-to-use glossary demystifying any ingredients that may be new to the reader • Healthy insight: Details on the health benefits and properties of key ingredients • Pairing suggestions with each recipe to help make menu planning easy and painless • Allergen-free recipes, including gluten-free, soy-free, corn-free, and sugar-free With a conventionally organized format; easy-to-follow, step-by-step instructions; nutritional analyses, colorful photographs; funny blurbs at the beginning of each recipe; helpful tips throughout; and chef's notes suggesting variations for each dish, even the most novice cook will find healthy cooking easy—and delicious!
Download or read book The Fart Book written by Mark Bacera and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-03 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Fascinating Book about FlatulenceIs your fart like a car, a truck, or perhaps a submarine?!Join Dr. Butts as he hilariously shows you different farts, then follow along as he answers these stinky questions:Where do farts come from?Why do farts stink?How many times do you fart every day?Is farting bad?Just remember one thing---you can enjoy your farts!
Book Synopsis Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts by : Jane Bexley
Download or read book Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)
Book Synopsis My Dad Loves to Toot by : Tootin' Tom
Download or read book My Dad Loves to Toot written by Tootin' Tom and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-17 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New 2021 Father's Day Gift Idea For Dad AND the Kids! Is your Dad the family's number 1 farter? Looking for something that Dad can read with his kids? Want a children's story book that will have everyone smiling and laughing till the end? Introducing My Dad Loves to Toot by Tootin' Tom! Follow Dad's hilarious farting story where sometimes his love of tooting does more harm than good. But maybe there is a clever way that he can use it to his advantage? Why Choose My Dad Loves to Toot? Bonding Experience Reading together is one of the best ways for dads and their kids to build stronger bonds and share special moments Professional Illustrations Fully colored custom illustrations that immerse you in the story by bringing every character and scene to life. Great Gift Idea: When it comes to an easy and quick, yet creative gift idea for Dad or the kids, there is no matching a story book that they can experience together. Need More Reasons? ✅ Premium gloss cover with fully colored interior pages. ✅ Ideal for all ages that like silly farting humor - nothing overly gross. ✅ Age-appropriate illustrations - to be enjoyed by both adults and young children. ✅ Hilarious farting situations that are sure to have the kids (and adults!) giggling with laughter. So What Are You Waiting For? Click "Add To Cart" NOW & Get This New Release In Time For Father's Day!
Book Synopsis Pediatric Gastrointestinal Disease by : Robert Wyllie
Download or read book Pediatric Gastrointestinal Disease written by Robert Wyllie and published by Saunders. This book was released on 1999 with total page 842 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here's the revised and updated 2nd Edition of this comprehensive review. Incorporates recent gains in scientific information, diagnostic and therapeutic instruments, and pharmacology as they apply to pediatric gastroenterology. Thoroughly discusses basic science, providing a comprehensive review of basic gastrointestinal physiology, and includes a section on clinical signs and symptoms. Provides coverage of disease by organ system for easy access, and features current coverage of gastrointestinal procedures. This edition presents extensive coverage of liver disease in children.
