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Book Synopsis How To Punch A Monkey by : Brian Scolaro
Download or read book How To Punch A Monkey written by Brian Scolaro and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-06 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Following his appearances on Conan and his Comedy Central special, Brian Scolaro releases his first book of his jokes, rants and musings. "How to Punch a Monkey" is a ridiculous journey through the mind of one of America's best underrated comedians. It contains his thoughts on topics like social media, death, being fat, sneezing, New York, sports, good-looking people, and the lighter side of his battle with multiple sclerosis, as well as nonsensical sketches like a conversation with his penis, the Ten Commandments writing session, an Old West Sheriff who pronounces the word "posse" wrong, and things never said by Mother Teresa. He goes from silly... I have self worth. I just don't use it. I finally had Pissghetti. It was disgusting. Frankenberry was the first openly gay monster. God must be tired of organ music by now. When I was a kid I went to John Cougar Melon Camp. It was awful. Two men in Hazmat suits just took away my pajama bottoms. I hope the guy who invented the beeping "put on your seatbelt" noise died in a horrible car crash. ...to dirty. "Tickle My B*lls Elmo." "Doesn't Aer Lingus sound like you eat somebody's p*ssy on an airplane?" "It's a "c*ck" when it's hard. A "d*ck" when it's soft. And a "pen*s" when you are at the doctor's office." Plus, a collection of little known facts about history. TODAY IN HISTORY: Aqua Man drowns. Charles Limbergh crosses the street. Gravy Boat sinks outside of Turkey. Intercourse, Pennsylvian is attacked by Masturbation, Ohio. Don't take our word for it. Check out what what these famous comedians had to say. "I've never seen Brian Scolaro not win over a crowd." - Jeff Ross "The funniest person alive." - Marc Maron "Brian has never not been funny a day in his life, so there is no way this book wouldn't be." - Ian Edwards "Brian is a masterful comic whose command of a joke was inspirational to me in my career." - Nikki Glaser "Brian has a very busy comedy mind, and the idea that he has corralled these thoughts into something we can hold in our hand is nothing short of a gift. - Tom Papa
Book Synopsis Lupin III (Lupin the 3rd): Greatest Heists - The Classic Manga Collection by : Monkey Punch
Download or read book Lupin III (Lupin the 3rd): Greatest Heists - The Classic Manga Collection written by Monkey Punch and published by Seven Seas Entertainment. This book was released on 2021-11-23 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lupin III: Greatest Heists is a collection of twelve classic stories from throughout Lupin’s history. Taken from Monkey Punch’s Lupin III and New Lupin III, these stories have been fully retranslated and are collected in one volume for the first time. Monkey Punch’s immortal creations are among the most beloved characters of all time, from master thief Lupin III to his trusted sidekicks and tenacious rivals. Lupin III is also an icon of animation, starring in the stunning 2019 CG animated film Lupin III: The First, and Hayao Miyazaki’s feature film directorial debut, The Castle of Cagliostro. This special collection of Monkey Punch’s classic manga stories was originally published in Japan as a tribute to his passing in 2019.
Download or read book Monkey Puzzle written by Julia Donaldson and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2016 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I've lost my mum!"It's not too much fun being lost in the jungle, and little monkey wants his mummy. Kindly butterfly is keen to help, but they don't seem to be having much luck as the well-meaning butterfly misunderstands monkey's descriptions and leads him to all sorts of unsuitable animals! But eventually, they find ... Dad! It's just as well that he knows exactly where mum is, and she's waiting with a well-deserved cuddle.Monkey Puzzle is a clever, funny and charming tale from the unparalleled picture-book partnership of Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler, creators of The Gruffalo. This edition features the classic story with a stunning, redesigned cover and beautiful finish, making it a must-have addition to the bookshelves of all Donaldson and Scheffler fans - big and small!Also available with redesigned covers are The Gruffalo, The Gruffalo's Child, Room on the Broom, The Snail and the Whale, The Smartest Giant in Town, Charlie Cook's Favourite Book, and A Squash and a Squeeze.
Download or read book Monkey Movement written by Brian Kuttel and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-23 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Monkey kung fu is one of the most signature styles with its unique acting movements, dynamic gymnastic techniques, and unorthodox striking, kicking, and sweeping techniques. From high flying leaping to ground techniques, monkey kung fu is always impressive as it requires top athleticism and coordination to perform the physically demanding movements. The monkey form in the Choy Li Fut system of Kung Fu is full of unique acting, acrobatics, and applicable combinations which makes it a perfect study for any martial arts enthusiast.This book provides each movement with a full description, step-by-step instruction complete with illustrations, and common mistakes to help provide a well-rounded approach to learning the fascinating style of monkey kung fu. A must-have for the serious Choy Li Fut practitioner, Monkey Movement is also an essential reference guide for martial arts tricking and other kung fu athletes looking to improve their athleticism through movement training.
Book Synopsis The Adventures of Duncan & Mallory: The Beginning by : Robert Asprin
Download or read book The Adventures of Duncan & Mallory: The Beginning written by Robert Asprin and published by Wildside Press LLC. This book was released on 2013-10-30 with total page 243 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Duncan was the naive son of a minor nobleman, more interested in romance than war. Mallory was a dragon, more interested in con jobs and quick money than being a fearsome monster. When they team up, their adventures - or rather mis-adventures - make for a hilarious fantasy romp! Based on the graphic novel by Robert Asprin (creator of the rollicking Myth Adventure series of novels), and artist Mel. White, talented newcomer Selena Rosen brings the fantasy adventure series to life in the first of a new series!
Download or read book Black Belt written by and published by . This book was released on 1987-08 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The oldest and most respected martial arts title in the industry, this popular monthly magazine addresses the needs of martial artists of all levels by providing them with information about every style of self-defense in the world - including techniques and strategies. In addition, Black Belt produces and markets over 75 martial arts-oriented books and videos including many about the works of Bruce Lee, the best-known marital arts figure in the world.
Book Synopsis Lupin III Volume 5 by : Monkey Punch
Download or read book Lupin III Volume 5 written by Monkey Punch and published by TokyoPop. This book was released on 2003-07-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lupin the Third is the great nephew of Arséne Lupin, the original "gentleman thief," and one of the most famous and most wanted of thieves in the world. A ruthless thief with a sense of humor and a weakness for beautiful women. He is constantly pursued by Inspector Zenigata, and often accompanied by a group of not so faithful accomplices as he attempts some of the most outrageous thefts of all time, or deals with the many, many people that want him dead.--Anime News Network (www.animenewsnetwork.com viewed Oct. 31, 2008).
Book Synopsis Baby Monkey, Private Eye by : Brian Selznick
Download or read book Baby Monkey, Private Eye written by Brian Selznick and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2018-02-27 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Caldecott Medalist Brian Selznick and debut children's book author David Serlin create a dazzling new format especially for young children! A New York Times Bestselling Book An Amazon Best Book of the Year A Kirkus Reviews Best Book of the Year Parents Magazine Best Early Reader of the Year "A marvel." --The New York Times "Inventive... fabulously expressive..." --San Francisco Chronicle Who is Baby Monkey? He is a baby. He is a monkey. He has a job. He is Baby Monkey, Private Eye! Lost jewels? Missing pizza? Stolen spaceship? Baby Monkey can help... if he can put on his pants! Baby Monkey's adventures come to life in an exciting blend of picture book, beginning reader, and graphic novel. With pithy text and over 120 black and white drawings accented with red, it is ideal for sharing aloud and for emerging readers.
Download or read book Monkey Hunting written by Cristina García and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2007-12-18 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this deeply stirring novel, acclaimed author Cristina García follows one extraordinary family through four generations, from China to Cuba to America. Wonderfully evocative of time and place, rendered in the lyrical prose that is García’s hallmark, Monkey Hunting is an emotionally resonant tale of immigration, assimilation, and the prevailing integrity of self.
Book Synopsis Funny Little Monkey by : Andrew Auseon
Download or read book Funny Little Monkey written by Andrew Auseon and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2005 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Arty, an abnormally short fourteen-year-old boy, enlists the help of a group of students, known at school as the "pathetic losers," to take revenge against his abusive, tall fraternal twin brother.
Book Synopsis Lupin III Volume 8 by : Monkey Punch
Download or read book Lupin III Volume 8 written by Monkey Punch and published by TokyoPop. This book was released on 2003-10-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lupin the Third is the great nephew of Arséne Lupin, the original "gentleman thief," and one of the most famous and most wanted of thieves in the world. A ruthless thief with a sense of humor and a weakness for beautiful women. He is constantly pursued by Inspector Zenigata, and often accompanied by a group of not so faithful accomplices as he attempts some of the most outrageous thefts of all time, or deals with the many, many people that want him dead.--Anime News Network (www.animenewsnetwork.com viewed Oct. 31, 2008).
Download or read book Sucker Punch written by Ray Banks and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2009 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Working as an unlicensed private investigator, Cal Innes accompanies an amateur boxer to his first major tournament in Los Angeles, but his simple job soon turns deadly, thanks to rumors of a rigged bout, and the boxer's temper and codeine habit.
Book Synopsis Lupin III - World's Most Wanted Volume 1 by : Monkey Punch
Download or read book Lupin III - World's Most Wanted Volume 1 written by Monkey Punch and published by TokyoPop. This book was released on 2004-09-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Our larcenous lounge lizard is on the loose again after he slithers out of prison. Now that he's on the lam, the suave Lupin has a thing or two up his arsenal. When he sets his sights on the royal family's jewels, will he be hard-pressed to penetrate the Queen's secret chamber? All the while, he must stay ahead of Zenigata, who wants to take him for one wild and crazy ride. It's a fine line between the agony and the ecstasy when Lupin is on the prowl!
Book Synopsis Five Little Monkeys Super Sticker Activity Book by : Eileen Christelow
Download or read book Five Little Monkeys Super Sticker Activity Book written by Eileen Christelow and published by Clarion Books. This book was released on 2009-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jam-packed with hundreds of stickers, finger puppets, playing cards, activities, and drawing and coloring pages, this monkey-themed collection is sure to keep kids busy. Full color. Consumable.
Book Synopsis Lupin III Volume 1 by : Monkey Punch
Download or read book Lupin III Volume 1 written by Monkey Punch and published by TokyoPop. This book was released on 2002-12-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lupin the Third is the great nephew of Arséne Lupin, the original "gentleman thief," and one of the most famous and most wanted of thieves in the world. A ruthless thief with a sense of humor and a weakness for beautiful women. He is constantly pursued by Inspector Zenigata, and often accompanied by a group of not so faithful accomplices as he attempts some of the most outrageous thefts of all time, or deals with the many, many people that want him dead.--Anime News Network (www.animenewsnetwork.com viewed Oct. 31, 2008).
Download or read book Punch written by Mark Lemon and published by . This book was released on 1876 with total page 312 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Punch written by and published by . This book was released on 1876 with total page 318 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
