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Book Synopsis Happy Birthday to You and Your Boy Boobs by : Notebook Sarcasm
Download or read book Happy Birthday to You and Your Boy Boobs written by Notebook Sarcasm and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-10 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Hilariously Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you and your Girlfriend, Partner, Wife, Friend, Sister, Colleague, mother, mother in law, grandmother mother figure or anyone in between on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. There is a blank space at the beginning of the notebook to leave a special message. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 120 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.
Book Synopsis Breasts: A Natural and Unnatural History by : Florence Williams
Download or read book Breasts: A Natural and Unnatural History written by Florence Williams and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 2012-05-07 with total page 350 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A 2012 New York Times Notable Book A 2013 Los Angeles Times Book Award Winner in the Science & Technology category An engaging narrative about an incredible, life-giving organ and its imperiled modern fate. Did you know that breast milk contains substances similar to cannabis? Or that it’s sold on the Internet for 262 times the price of oil? Feted and fetishized, the breast is an evolutionary masterpiece. But in the modern world, the breast is changing. Breasts are getting bigger, arriving earlier, and attracting newfangled chemicals. Increasingly, the odds are stacked against us in the struggle with breast cancer, even among men. What makes breasts so mercurial—and so vulnerable? In this informative and highly entertaining account, intrepid science reporter Florence Williams sets out to uncover the latest scientific findings from the fields of anthropology, biology, and medicine. Her investigation follows the life cycle of the breast from puberty to pregnancy to menopause, taking her from a plastic surgeon’s office where she learns about the importance of cup size in Texas to the laboratory where she discovers the presence of environmental toxins in her own breast milk. The result is a fascinating exploration of where breasts came from, where they have ended up, and what we can do to save them.
Book Synopsis Happy Birthday to You and Your Boy Tits by : Occasional Sarcasm
Download or read book Happy Birthday to You and Your Boy Tits written by Occasional Sarcasm and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-10 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Hilariously Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you and your Girlfriend, Partner, Wife, Friend, Sister, Colleague, mother, mother in law, grandmother mother figure or anyone in between on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. There is a blank space at the beginning of the notebook to leave a special message. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 120 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.
Book Synopsis The Best American Nonrequired Reading 2015 by : 826 National
Download or read book The Best American Nonrequired Reading 2015 written by 826 National and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2015 with total page 433 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adam Johnson, author of the Pulitzer Prize-winning The Orphan Master's Son, works with group of high school students out of 826 San Francisco to select the year's best new fiction, nonfiction, poetry, comics, and category-defying gems aimed at readers 15 and up.
Book Synopsis Episode 5: Super Star by : Tamara Hart Heiner
Download or read book Episode 5: Super Star written by Tamara Hart Heiner and published by Tamark Books. This book was released on 2019-11-12 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cassie's got two big goals for her spring: land a boyfriend and get the starring role in her school play. With Zack giving her attention, she thinks the boyfriend part will be easy. And her schoolmates think she's the perfect person for the play. What she doesn't expect is to co-star with a boy from her class who she never noticed before—and suddenly has her turning her head. Now there are two boys catching Cassie's attention—but will either of them want her?
Download or read book O Pioneers! written by Willa Cather and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2024-06-25 with total page 127 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the Bergson family leave their home in Sweden to travel to the United States in search of a better life, they, like many immigrants, are awed by the beautiful harshness of their new life in Nebraska. When their father, John Bergson, grows sick and dies, he leaves the farm in the hands of his eldest daughter Alexandra Bergson. Resourceful and determined, Alexandra devotes her life to her family's farm, determined to prosper even as her neighbors are overwhelmed by the unremitting demands of pioneer life. But when she falls in love with her childhood friend, Carl Linstrum, Alexandra must choose between her duty to the land, and to her heart. A spirited celebration of the immigrants who have shaped the United States, O Pioneers! is a masterpiece by a Pulitzer Prize-winning author.
Book Synopsis Nina Here Nor There by : Nick Krieger
Download or read book Nina Here Nor There written by Nick Krieger and published by Beacon Press. This book was released on 2011-05-10 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The next-generation Stone Butch Blues—a contemporary trans memoir of gender awakening, first love, and self-discovery that “invites readers to view gender not as a binary or a spectrum but as an infinitely beautiful ‘kaleidoscope’” (Bust Magazine). Ambitious, sporty, feminine “capital-L lesbians” had been Nina Krieger’s type. For friends that is. She hadn’t dated in 7 years, a period of non-stop traveling—searching for what, or avoiding what, she didn’t know. When she lands in San Francisco’s Castro neighborhood, her roommates introduce her to a whole new world, full of people who identify as queer, who modify their bodies and blur the line between woman and man, who defy everything Nina thought she knew about gender and identity. Despite herself, Nina is drawn to the people she once considered freaks, and before long, she is forging a path that is neither man nor woman, here nor there. This candid and humorous memoir of gender awakening brings readers into the world of the next generation of transgender warriors and tells a classic tale of first love and self-discovery.
Book Synopsis Confessions of a Bad Boy Professor by : Cathryn Fox
Download or read book Confessions of a Bad Boy Professor written by Cathryn Fox and published by Cathryn Fox. This book was released on 1901 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She’s way too innocent for me and I know it—and I should leave it that. If I knew what was good for me I would. But fu%$ it. I rarely go with what’s good for me, which is why I’m sitting on a goddamn bar stool when I should be back at Penn State, grading papers. I don’t normally stay for a drink after a gig—and I really need to give this shit up—but tonight, I don’t know, there’s just something about the birthday girl that’s throwing me off. I should leave. I’m a psych professor, for Christ’s sakes. Ever hear of code of conduct? Yeah, well I’m violating every rule I promised to uphold—which is why I can’t act on my urges, right? Then again, they don’t call me Professor Bad Boy because I’m…you know…good.
Book Synopsis La Leche League 2-Book Bundle by : La Leche League International
Download or read book La Leche League 2-Book Bundle written by La Leche League International and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2012-07-09 with total page 804 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dedicated to supporting nursing and expectant mothers, the internationally respected La Leche League has set the standard for educating and empowering women in the natural art of breastfeeding for generations. Now this two-volume eBook bundle provides a comprehensive one-stop guide for all your nourishing needs, from pregnancy to breastfeeding through weaning and beyond. THE WOMANLY ART OF BREASTFEEDING From pregnancy to weaning, the one book every nursing mother needs by her side This classic bestselling guide has been recently retooled, reorganized, and updated for today’s mothers and lifestyles. Working mothers, stay-at-home moms, single mom, and mother’s of multiples will all benefit from the range of nursing advice stories and information—from preparation during pregnancy to the world of weaning, from nursing positions to expressing and storing your milk. The Womanly Art of Breastfeeding provides answers to the most-asked questions—and to questions you didn’t even know you had. There is no better beginning for your baby than this ultimate support resource. FEED YOURSELF, FEED YOUR FAMILY Good Nutrition and Healthy Cooking for New Moms and Growing Families Featuring more than seventy-five easy-to-make and delicious recipes, sanity-saving, mom-tested advice, and vital information about your nutritional needs when pregnant, nursing, or weaning, Feed Yourself, Feed Your Family helps you set your family on a course for a lifetime of healthy eating. You’ll find tips on stocking your fridge and pantry for simple meals in minutes, fun ways to get children involved in the kitchen, info for safely shedding pounds while breastfeeding, and candid, affirming stories from mothers just like you.
Book Synopsis Brains, Boobs, & Balls by : Charlie Fusco
Download or read book Brains, Boobs, & Balls written by Charlie Fusco and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2016-06-16 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Brains, Boobs, & Balls is one-third business strategy, one-third comedy, and one-third personal journey. This is not a self-help book. It’s a 100 percent uncensored confession of all the terrible mistakes that can be survived while trying to conquer the boardroom, control the family room, and master the bedroom all at the same time. Discover the following: —Why work-life balance is a lie —A simple system for making the toughest decisions easy —How conquering F-words makes you a fearless entrepreneur —Why having a daily orgasm makes you a smarter CEO —Secrets to surviving any financial crisis —The power of prayer for next level success —Determine if you have what it takes to become a BAD ASS female entrepreneur
Book Synopsis A Practical Handbook for the Boyfriend by : Felicity Huffman
Download or read book A Practical Handbook for the Boyfriend written by Felicity Huffman and published by Hachette+ORM. This book was released on 2006-11-07 with total page 159 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Most dating books are written for women -- what a mistake that is. Women know how to date . . . It's men who need the help! At last: a blithe, bold, and bawdy guide to building a better boyfriend At some point, every guy -- player, geek, mama's boy, "regular Joe" -- meets a woman who makes him want to be a boyfriend. A good boyfriend. Problem is, unless he's had some first-rate training (by a previous girlfriend, a sister, a mom), he probably doesn't even know what that means. Felicity Huffman and Patricia Wolff come to the rescue with a rollicking -- and whip-smart -- handbook to navigating the minefield of male-female relationships. Directed at men (though of course it's women who'll buy it, then leave it at their boyfriend's place -- accidentally on purpose), A Practical Handbook for the Boyfriend lays out the many steps involved in becoming a good boyfriend, while still maintaining guy-dignity. It covers issues like: Who decides when you become a boyfriend (answer: She does.) How to look like you're listening, even when you're not (If you're busted, just say "You're so pretty, I'm distracted.") Ten things never to say on the first date (#4: "I just did that to freak you out.") Finding the middle ground between too cool (think third grade) and too eager (think surprise visits) Why becoming a good boyfriend is a lot like training for the A team Filled with humor, ribaldry, common sense, and assorted outdoor skills, A Practical Handbook for the Boyfriend is the next dating guide to dominate the bestseller lists.
Book Synopsis My Journey Through Breast Cancer by : Suze Appleton
Download or read book My Journey Through Breast Cancer written by Suze Appleton and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-06-07 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I wrote this book for other women, newly diagnosed with breast cancer, who wondered exactly what they could expect from the treatment of the condition. It's an account of my experiences and emotions during the treatment.
Book Synopsis Ice Cream, Cognac & "You" by : Yvonne Carré-Valdor
Download or read book Ice Cream, Cognac & "You" written by Yvonne Carré-Valdor and published by novum pro Verlag. This book was released on 2022-04-18 with total page 434 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Bermuda to Switzerland and all over the world in between, Yvonne Carré-Valdor has always sought adventure. Deciding at a young age that she would be an entertainer, Yvonne's grit and strength of will propelled her to international stardom and saved her life time and time again. Ice Cream, Cognac & "You" is the story of a seemingly ordinary girl who dared to fight for her dreams against the odds - and won. This book will amuse you and even make you laugh.
Book Synopsis Boys Lie by : Belisa Vranich, Psy.D.
Download or read book Boys Lie written by Belisa Vranich, Psy.D. and published by Health Communications, Inc.. This book was released on 2010-07-01 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Guys Can Be Dogs . . . So consider this book the ultimate BS detector. In today's hookups without-heart society, this brutally honest guide reveals the most common lies boys tell and the truths behind them so you and your friends can separate the good guys from the bad. 'Everyone else is doing it.' 'I won't show anyone these pictures.' 'If we get pregnant, we could take care of it on our own.' Lies like these get lots of girls in trouble, especially when they cast aside their doubts and make poor choices in the heat of the moment. Written by psychologist Belisa Vranich and former Seventeen magazine editor Holly Eagleson, this provocative book sets the record straight with a 'cheat sheet' on what guys lie about, why they lie, and how you can respond. By learning how to react before embarrassing or volatile situations arise, you will be more confident and more likely to enjoy healthier, honest, and more fulfilling relationships. Have You Ever Been Played? Lie #8: I can't wear a condom. Lie #2: Guys are built to cheat. Lie #17: I'll love you forever. Lie #3: You're a slut if you've had sex with lots of guys. Yes, boys lie. But now you and your friends have the anti-get-played book.
Book Synopsis Cry, Laugh, Cook! by : Yvonne F. Conte
Download or read book Cry, Laugh, Cook! written by Yvonne F. Conte and published by BalboaPress. This book was released on 2012-01-30 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Want to get back to a day when life was easy, children did as they were told and your grandmother cooked on Sunday? It all begins with you. Laughter, Humor and Joy expert Yvonne Conte shows you how in this very different book about Life, Love and Italian Cooking. Includes over 45 authentic Italian recipes from three generations of Conte's. Introduction The Conte Family trace our origin to Amaroni, a small town in the Province of Catanzaro, in southern Italy, in the Region of Calabria. My great Grandparents, Francesco and Francesca (DiVito) Conte had three sons and two daughters. Their eldest son was my grandfather, Antonio Conte. We called him Pa. He came to this country as a young boy and hoped for a good life in the new world. He married Philomena Marrotta and had four children. The eldest was my father, Frances William Conte. My Dad came from a strong, dedicated and loyal family. He knew the power of that kind of family strength and he passed that knowledge down to my sisters and I. Somehow that made me feel very safe and protected as a child growing up in the 50's and 60's. I always knew my family had my back, no matter what. They would always be there for me. I could count on that. If ever there was a disagreement with one of us kids, he would look at us and say, "That's your sister. You're family. I don't want to hear anymore. Kiss and make up." And we always did. My father would not tolerate any sort of discord. We cried a little bit, we laughed a little bit and then Daddy would get us in the kitchen and we'd cook! Somehow a wonderful meal and sitting around the table together made everything alright. He taught me that nothing is as important as the family. He has been gone now since 1995 and much has changed. Our families have gotten bigger and some of our traditions have gone by the wayside. I think that happens in most families as time goes on. I wrote this book because I want my grandchildren to know that same kind of family strength and loyalty that I grew up with. I think it's time for Americans to go back to their roots and back to the values, respect and beliefs that this country was founded on. In the first section you will find a collection of essays. Some essays are funny, some are emotional and some are just my random thoughts. I've tried to be descriptive so that you can almost hear the laughter from my many Conte, Gerace, Scarano and Paone cousins, smell the aromas and envision us around the table. The second section offers the same kind of values, respect and beliefs in conversations with Gary Dunes, a long time fixture in the Central New York radio market. The third section is my real gift to you. I'm giving away all the family secrets! Forty-five recipes from three generations of Conte's fill the pages. I'm telling you, you can almost smell the sauce. I hope you enjoy this book. Of everything I've ever written, this book offers more of me - my heart and soul, my thoughts and dreams, and the food that made me who I am. Mmmm, molto bene! Enjoy. Yvonne "My task which I am trying to achieve by the power of the written word, to make you hear, to make you feel - it is, before all, to make you see. That and no more, and it is everything." - Joseph Conrad
Book Synopsis You're on an Airplane by : Parker Posey
Download or read book You're on an Airplane written by Parker Posey and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2018-07-24 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A National Bestseller Have you ever wondered what it would be like talk to Parker Posey? On an airplane, with Parker as your seat companion, perhaps? Parker’s irreverent, hilarious, and enchanting memoir gives you the opportunity. Full of personal stories, whimsical how-tos, recipes, and beautiful handmade collages created by the author herself, You’re On an Airplane is a delight in every way. In her first book, actress and star of movies such as Dazed and Confused, Party Girl, You’ve Got Mail, The House of Yes, and so many more, Posey opens up about the art of acting, life on the set, and the realities of its accompanying fame. A funny and colorful southern childhood prepared Posey for a life of creating and entertaining, which not only extends to acting but to the craft of pottery, sewing, collage, yoga, and cooking, all of which readers will find in this whimsical, hilarious, always entertaining book. Parker takes us into her childhood home, behind the scenes of the indie film revolution in the 90s, the delightful absurdity of the big-budget genre thrillers she’s turned into art in a whole new way, and the creativity that will always be part of both her acting and her personal life. With Posey’s memorable, hilarious, and poignant voice, her book gives the reader a feeling of traveling through not only a memoir, but an exploration, meditation, and celebration of what it means to be an artist. Buckle up and enjoy the journey.
Download or read book Boys Are Ok! written by Jean Ure and published by Orchard Books. This book was released on 2011-04-07 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet the girlfriends! Polly, Keri, Frizz and Lily. They're the Gang of Four, and they're going to stick together for ever and ever! When Polly gets back from summer camp it seems that all her friends have grown up and left her behind. Even Frizz is wearing a bra! And they keep inviting boys to their parties. Are boys really OK?
