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Granny Got A Sprout Stuck Up Her Sneezer A Funny Book About Christmas For Children Aged 3 7 Years
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Book Synopsis Granny Got a Sprout Stuck Up Her Sneezer: a Funny Book about Christmas for Children Aged 3-7 Years by : Becci Murray
Download or read book Granny Got a Sprout Stuck Up Her Sneezer: a Funny Book about Christmas for Children Aged 3-7 Years written by Becci Murray and published by Llama House Children's Books. This book was released on 2021-10-20 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Granny gets a sprout stuck up her sneezer, the whole family goes ABSOLUTELY CRAZY as they try to unwedge the veg from her nose. But the more they help, the more Granny yelps and the more festive foods disappear. Will that pesky sprout ever leave Granny's snout? Find out in this rib-tickling rhyming picture book from best-selling children's author Becci Murray. Share Granny's Got a Sprout Stuck Up Her Sneezer with the wonderful grannies and nannies in your life, and make some marvellously giggletastic memories today!
Book Synopsis Granny Got a Sprout Stuck Up Her Sneezer by : Becci Murray
Download or read book Granny Got a Sprout Stuck Up Her Sneezer written by Becci Murray and published by . This book was released on 2022-08-25 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Granny gets a sprout stuck up her sneezer, the whole family goes ABSOLUTELY CRAZY as they try to unwedge the veg from her nose. But the more they help, the more Granny yelps and the more festive foods disappear. Will that pesky sprout ever leave Granny's snout? Find out in this rib-tickling rhyming picture book from best-selling children's author Becci Murray. Share Granny's Got a Sprout Stuck Up Her Sneezer with the wonderful grannies and nannies in your life, and make some marvellously giggletastic memories today!
Book Synopsis When Grandma Sneezes by : Barbara Garibaldi
Download or read book When Grandma Sneezes written by Barbara Garibaldi and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-04-14 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grandchildren tell a wild and crazy story about how loud and scary their grandma's sneezes are. They say she can sneeze birds out of a tree and she can even sneeze doors open! Funny things happen when grandma sneezes! As a bonus, there are fourteen pages of fun activities for your child to do in the back of the book. There are pages to color, a word search puzzle and more. Spend some quality time with your child, it is something they will always remember.
Book Synopsis The Smelly Sprout by : Allan Plenderleith
Download or read book The Smelly Sprout written by Allan Plenderleith and published by Ravette Pub Limited. This book was released on 2008-09-11 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Thrown out into the snow on Christmas Day, the smelly sprout comes up against a terribly rude Christmas tree, an awfully impolite snowman and, worst of all, a greedy fox. This is the charming story of a little sprout who just wants a home for Christmas.
Book Synopsis Rudey’s Windy Christmas (Read Along) by : Helen Baugh
Download or read book Rudey’s Windy Christmas (Read Along) written by Helen Baugh and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2014-09-25 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious story full of noises and naughtiness. A sure-fire Christmas cracker of a book!
Book Synopsis Father Christmas Needs a Wee! by : Nicholas Allan
Download or read book Father Christmas Needs a Wee! written by Nicholas Allan and published by Random House. This book was released on 2011 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Father Christmas is busy eating and drinking all the treats that have been left for him. But at number ten he realizes he has forgotten to do a very important job ! And he really, really, really needs a wee !
Book Synopsis Breaking the Spell by : Daniel C. Dennett
Download or read book Breaking the Spell written by Daniel C. Dennett and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2006-02-02 with total page 464 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The New York Times bestseller – a “crystal-clear, constantly engaging” (Jared Diamond) exploration of the role that religious belief plays in our lives and our interactions For all the thousands of books that have been written about religion, few until this one have attempted to examine it scientifically: to ask why—and how—it has shaped so many lives so strongly. Is religion a product of blind evolutionary instinct or rational choice? Is it truly the best way to live a moral life? Ranging through biology, history, and psychology, Daniel C. Dennett charts religion’s evolution from “wild” folk belief to “domesticated” dogma. Not an antireligious screed but an unblinking look beneath the veil of orthodoxy, Breaking the Spell will be read and debated by believers and skeptics alike.
Book Synopsis Grandpa Mudcake Goes Internet Shopping by : Sophia J. Ferguson
Download or read book Grandpa Mudcake Goes Internet Shopping written by Sophia J. Ferguson and published by Macnaughtan Books. This book was released on 2021-03-09 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two birthdays, some ice cream and a brussel sprout... In this fifth book in The Grandpa Mudcake Series, a few surprises are in store for Grandpa Mudcake when he tries to do some internet shopping. However, with a little help from Brenda, the librarian, Grandpa's keyboard skills slowly improve. • What will Grandpa order when he goes internet shopping? • Will Grandma's birthday present arrive on time? • What is Grandpa's favourite ice cream flavour? Discover the answers to these questions in this funny picture book for 3-7 year olds. With its quirky illustrations, this book will amuse children and parents alike. For the Grandpa Mudcake Crazy Haircut Gallery, and more, visit: www.reginald-stinkbottom.com (WARNING: With Sound Effects!) More Quirky Picture Books by Sophia J. Ferguson: • The Reginald Stinkbottom Colouring Book • The Adventures of Reginald Stinkbottom • Grandpa Mudcake and the Crazy Haircut • Grandpa Mudcake and the Crazy Tea Party • Grandpa Mudcake and the Kitchen Calamity • Grandpa Mudcake and the Angry Chihuahua • BRAND NEW: Grandpa Mudcake and the Rickety Robot
Book Synopsis Grandpa Mudcake and the Kitchen Calamity by : Sophia J. Ferguson
Download or read book Grandpa Mudcake and the Kitchen Calamity written by Sophia J. Ferguson and published by Macnaughtan Books. This book was released on 2021-03-09 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A mad dash to the supermarket, some silly trousers and a lot of tomato ketchup... In this third book in The Grandpa Mudcake Series, Grandpa Mudcake is hoping for a quiet day in his armchair, reading his favourite book. Instead, he has to look after his grandson, Little Jimmy Mudcake, for the day. Together, they get into a LOT of trouble in the kitchen! • Why is Grandpa covered in tomato ketchup? • Why is Little Jimmy wearing Grandpa’s trousers? • Will they get back from the supermarket before Grandma arrives home? Discover the answers to these questions in this funny picture book for 3-7 year olds. With its quirky illustrations, this book will amuse children and parents alike. For Grandpa Mudcake's Crazy Haircut Gallery, and more, visit: www.reginald-stinkbottom.com (WARNING: With Sound Effects!) Some 5 Star Amazon Reviews: ★★★★★ Great funny bedtime reading ★★★★★ Funny and perfect for 7 year old ★★★★★ My grandson gave it a big thumbs up! More Quirky Picture Books by Sophia J. Ferguson: • The Adventures of Reginald Stinkbottom • The Reginald Stinkbottom Colouring Book • Grandpa Mudcake and the Crazy Haircut • Grandpa Mudcake and the Crazy Tea Party • Grandpa Mudcake and the Angry Chihuahua • Grandpa Mudcake Goes Internet Shopping • BRAND NEW: Grandpa Mudcake and the Rickety Robot
Book Synopsis Barnabee Believes (in Himself) by : Cazzy Zahurksy
Download or read book Barnabee Believes (in Himself) written by Cazzy Zahurksy and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-15 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Barnabee bee loves to spell and dreams of being a spelling bee champ. Everyone believes he has what it takes a win. The only thing holding him back is his overactive imagination. Will Barnabee ever learn to BEE-lieve . . . in himself?
Book Synopsis The Thesaurus of Slang by : Esther Lewin
Download or read book The Thesaurus of Slang written by Esther Lewin and published by Checkmark Books. This book was released on 1997 with total page 456 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Includes jargon, sports slang, and ethnic and regional expressions
Book Synopsis The Stinky Sprouts by : Rosie Greening
Download or read book The Stinky Sprouts written by Rosie Greening and published by . This book was released on 2022-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nobody likes the Sprout family, who are nicknamed "the Stinky Sprouts". They're not like the cool carrot club, the funny turnips or the handsome leeks. They are stinky and green and left out of everything!So, one Christmas, the Sprouts hatch a plan to become the most popular vegetables around. Will their sneaky disguise be uncovered? Find out in this hilarious picture book, with bright illustrations and a sparkly snow globe on the cover!
Book Synopsis Father Christmas Comes Up Trumps! by : Nicholas Allan
Download or read book Father Christmas Comes Up Trumps! written by Nicholas Allan and published by Random House. This book was released on 2013-10-24 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Father Christmas is back, and this time he's had three helping of sprouts! As he tries to deliver the presents, his tummy rumbles, gurgles and groans, but Father Christmas knows he must keep it in - he doesn't want to wake anyone up! Will he come up TRUMPS?
Book Synopsis Cinderella's Bum by : Nicholas Allan
Download or read book Cinderella's Bum written by Nicholas Allan and published by Random House. This book was released on 2012-10-25 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A big sister is horrified when she can't fit into her swimming costume. Her BOTTOM IS SOO BIG! But her little sister has some good advice. There follows a wonderful romp through history and fairyland, as the little sister explains exactly why a big bottom can be useful. Father Christmas needs one for crash landings and, if you are a queen, a big bum is vital to keep you comfy while sitting on your throne . . . Once again Nicholas Allan combines laugh-out-loud humour with real insight that cannot fail to raise a smile.
Book Synopsis Freddie The Farting Snowman by : Jane Bexley
Download or read book Freddie The Farting Snowman written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-27 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list
Book Synopsis My Dad Loves to Toot by : Tootin' Tom
Download or read book My Dad Loves to Toot written by Tootin' Tom and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-17 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New 2021 Father's Day Gift Idea For Dad AND the Kids! Is your Dad the family's number 1 farter? Looking for something that Dad can read with his kids? Want a children's story book that will have everyone smiling and laughing till the end? Introducing My Dad Loves to Toot by Tootin' Tom! Follow Dad's hilarious farting story where sometimes his love of tooting does more harm than good. But maybe there is a clever way that he can use it to his advantage? Why Choose My Dad Loves to Toot? Bonding Experience Reading together is one of the best ways for dads and their kids to build stronger bonds and share special moments Professional Illustrations Fully colored custom illustrations that immerse you in the story by bringing every character and scene to life. Great Gift Idea: When it comes to an easy and quick, yet creative gift idea for Dad or the kids, there is no matching a story book that they can experience together. Need More Reasons? ✅ Premium gloss cover with fully colored interior pages. ✅ Ideal for all ages that like silly farting humor - nothing overly gross. ✅ Age-appropriate illustrations - to be enjoyed by both adults and young children. ✅ Hilarious farting situations that are sure to have the kids (and adults!) giggling with laughter. So What Are You Waiting For? Click "Add To Cart" NOW & Get This New Release In Time For Father's Day!
Book Synopsis Fritz the Farting Reindeer by : Humor Heals Us
Download or read book Fritz the Farting Reindeer written by Humor Heals Us and published by Humor Heals Us. This book was released on 2020-09-24 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Leading up to the BIG day, Santa must choose his Christmas crew. Fritz the Reindeer is one of the contenders but he has a small problem: He has gas. Will Fritz make the team? Join Fritz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com.
