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Download or read book Goodnight Boobs written by Aaron Abramson and published by . This book was released on 2015-01-08 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's last call at the Lion's Lair Gentlemen's Club. Is there time for one more lap dance before we say goodnight? In the Go-Go Room, not quite ready for bed, are three horny dudes. But the bouncer and DJ and bartender - and especially the exotic dancers - are closing up and heading home for the night. "Goodnight guys. Goodnight glistening thighs." And goodnight to all the things in the strobe-lit room - from the brass pole, to the watered-down drinks, to the drunk asleep in a puddle of drool at the end of the bar. In this twisted grown-up parody of the classic children's bedtime tale, we get a hilarious glimpse of the seedy side of town. Cartoon illustrations of slobbering guys and scantily-clad dancers are a perfect comedic combination for an end of the day chuckle. Disclaimer: this book contains no actual pictures of boobs. Well, maybe just one. At the very end. No nudity here, and no profanity, but arguably not recommended for readers under age 16.
Book Synopsis How to Get a Free Boob Job by : Penny Casselman
Download or read book How to Get a Free Boob Job written by Penny Casselman and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2020-10-22 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Boobs are arguably the defining feature of a woman. But what happens when, seemingly out of nowhere, they forcefully demand every minute of your attention? As author Penny Casselman planned her forty-fifth birthday, she was only thinking of three things: friends, craft cocktails, and, of course, which pair of strappy high heels best complemented her new skinny jeans. What wasn’t in her birthday plans? Cancer. So, imagine her surprise when a routine mammogram resulted in the radiologist saying, “We’ll be with you every step of the way.” According to the American Cancer Society, one in eight women will develop breast cancer sometime in their life. Whether that someone is you, a family member, or a friend, How To Get A Free Boob Job provides insights, new perspectives, and heaping scoops of gratitude for the little things we take for granted—all covered with sprinkles of humor. Casselman brings you along on her adventure of a lifetime and gives you a peek under her shirt of what it’s like to navigate the wild unknown of a genetically driven breast cancer diagnosis.
Download or read book Cabbagetown Diary written by Juan Butler and published by Wilfrid Laurier Univ. Press. This book was released on 2013-09-03 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Robert Fulford called it “a remarkable glimpse of the underbelly of Toronto,” but the reviews that greeted the publication of Cabbagetown Diary in 1970 were decidedly mixed. The novel’s rowdy concoction of grit and violence and rooming-house sleaze had a strongly polarizing effect on its readers. Many admired the frankness of Butler’s depiction of a sordid environment, and others deplored the obscenity of the language and the dangerous and careless ways in which his characters behave, bent as they are on downward self-transcendence. But Cabbagetown Diary was undeniably a promising debut by a young writer whose brash tone and pungent subject matter were unique in Canadian writing at that time. The novel takes the form of a diary written by a disaffected young Toronto bartender, Michael, over the course of his four-month liaison with Terry, a naive teenager who is new to the city. Michael introduces her to his friends and his inner-city haunts, to drink and drugs, and to the nihilist politics espoused by some in his circle. With hard-bitten cynicism and flashes of dark humour, Michael relates the vicissitudes of their summer together. This reissue of Cabbagetown Diary includes a biographical sketch by Charles Butler and an afterword by Tamas Dobozy.
Book Synopsis Good Night! John Doe by : Andy Femino
Download or read book Good Night! John Doe written by Andy Femino and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2015-04-30 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Good Night! John Doe. is a journey through the life of a young lady who discovers that life isnt always as it appears. Amy, a young detective is assigned to the death of a man that appears to be a transient. Battling burn out, a relationship gone bad and the loss of her father and a friend, she is at a crossroads in her life. As her life unexpectedly changes direction, she finds that all of her assumptions have been wrong.
Book Synopsis Penguin Highway by : Tomihiko Morimi
Download or read book Penguin Highway written by Tomihiko Morimi and published by Yen Press LLC. This book was released on 2019-04-23 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I may only be in fourth grade, but I know more than most adults. I take notes every day and read all kinds of books, so I have a solid grasp on the world around me. But suddenly, there are penguins in my town! I know it has something to do with the lady at the dentist and her weird powers, and I'm going to get to the bottom of it...
Book Synopsis Life According to Brian by : B. M. Dawes
Download or read book Life According to Brian written by B. M. Dawes and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2021-03-31 with total page 367 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life According to Brian chronicles 44 stories of mishap and misadventure of a scale unparalleled in modern man. Disguised in comedy to protect the seriously guilty, the story follows Brian’s escapades traversing the world and captures not only the lunacy of life but the luck involved in avoiding one’s own death. The guidebook for the mentally impaired includes: poaching, drugs, imprisonment, kidnapping, poisonings, alien hunters, crocodile suicide and much, much more... The sorry episodes are being played out via a game of chess. God and Charles Darwin, seeking to save mankind, are plotting Brian’s untimely demise. The winner of each play gets to choose the method of death. Constantly interrupted by visiting deities, kings, queens and E.T., the two main players are frustrated in their attempts to have some peace and play the game, with a nice cup of tea and some Mr Kipling cake. Send the kids away, euthanise the cat, find a comfy chair, pour a pint of the finest whisky...have a reliable psychiatrist on speed dial. Come inside and enjoy the ride...
Download or read book Chain Reaction written by Ian Berry and published by Tang Teaching Museum. This book was released on 2001 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Influential, early 20th-century cartoonist Rube Goldberg sets the stage for contemporary artists engaged with humorous explorations of mechanical devices. Combines original Goldberg material with paintings, video, sculpture, and installations from artists such as Fischli & Weiss, Roman de Salvo, Jeanne Silverthorne, Tim Hawkinson, and more. Old-timey cartoony stuff, weird and fun.
Download or read book Boobs written by Ruth Daniell and published by . This book was released on 2016 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Boobs. written by Serena Alberton and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-31 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hello Reader, Maybe you are in possession of breasts. Maybe you are an admirer. Maybe you have them and you admire them. Either way boobs are something normal. They come in all shapes, colours and sizes. It is a shame that they are mostly hidden behind a piece of clothing. Walking around topless is not a freedom which women are yet permitted. As a woman with boobs who admires boobs and has seen some boobs in her life I can assure you there is no such thing as the perfect boob. There's such an enormous variety of breasts and each of them is beautiful and unique. Let this book help you break your imagination and introduce you in a humourous way to the world of boob diversity.So welcome reader to this book dedicated to boobs...Yes, boobs. Just boobs
Book Synopsis The Booby Trap and Other Bits and Boobs by : Dawn O'Porter
Download or read book The Booby Trap and Other Bits and Boobs written by Dawn O'Porter and published by Hot Key Books. This book was released on 2013-09-19 with total page 165 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In aid of breast cancer charities. A collection of stories from famous names with one thing in common - boobs! Knockers, baps, bazoomas and hooters - big ones, small ones, man boobs, boob jobs and lopsided lady lumps - every boob tells a story. From teenage diaries that will make you laugh out loud and squirm with embarrassment, to heart-breaking first-hand celebrity confessions, journalist and author Dawn O'Porter is joined by celebrities such as Caitlin Moran, Chris O'Dowd, Jameela Jamil and Sarah Millican in a big book of all things booby. Bestselling authors also contribute with writing from Maureen Johnson, Marian Keyes, Patrick Ness, Laura Dockrill, James Dawson, Will Hill, Maude Apatow and Benjamin Zephaniah. This is a full-frontal insight into breasts, nips, pecs and all the other bits and boobs.
Book Synopsis Good Night, Henry by : Jennifer Olds
Download or read book Good Night, Henry written by Jennifer Olds and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2005-07-05 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Melvina Brown has become an expert at holding it together. On a horse farm in California, she’s raising two boys—smart, tough Archie and sweet Theo, who dreams of playing baseball, and doesn’t let the fact that he has only one arm stop him. A perfect PTA mom Melvina is not—her boots are too dirty for that. She’s just taking it one day at a time, with a little help from her boyfriend, her twin sister and her dad. And while her heart is still heavy sometimes with the loss of her beloved brother Henry, who long ago went mysteriously missing, Mel keeps his spirit nearby, making him a larger-than-life hero in his nephews’ imaginations, creating tales of his epic adventures for their bedtime stories. It’s a life that works pretty well—until her estranged husband shows up at their door, wanting to make up for lost time with his sons. A family that plays ball in a graveyard and stays up late to watch rare flowers bloom will never be ordinary. But together, the tempestuous, mismatched Browns stumble through anger and confusion to laughter and understanding, discovering that sometimes love really is the only answer. "A charming family of misfits struggling to make sense of what life's dealt them. Sit back—and be sure to grab a box of tissues—and enjoy."—Jo-Ann Mapson, author of Hank & Chloe and the Bad Girl Creek series "A writer with a poet's eye, a philosopher's mind, and a mother's heart."—Jo-Ann Mapson
Book Synopsis No Kiss Good-Night by : Kevin Zdrill
Download or read book No Kiss Good-Night written by Kevin Zdrill and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2012-07-16 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The day of his thirty-ninth birthday, relationship counsellor Gus Adams was completely alone. He was supposed to have a birthday bash, surrounded by friends and coworkers, but everyone cancelled for this reason or that. Gusleft with a silly Staples birthday banner and chilled champagne, sans companyrealized he had no one upon whom to depend, no one to love. With sudden determination, Gus decided to find lovereal, substantial lovebefore his dreaded fortieth birthday. After all, he knows how to make a relationship work. He spent his career listening to other people talk about their relationships. He knew what worked and what didnt, but Gus hadnt been in a romantic relationship in over ten years, since a heartless vixen tossed him out on the metaphorical curb. A lot had changed over the past ten years; Gus placed all his conviction into fast-tracking his soul mate through the polished hands of a professional dating service. Soon, hed be overwhelmed by free spirits who barely made it past date number one. Following forays into adultery, whip wielding seductresses, extortion, drinks spiked for male enhancement and a mandated admission to John School, Gus wondered if hed ever make it to date number two.
Book Synopsis Goodnight Mysteries Books 1-3 by : elise sax
Download or read book Goodnight Mysteries Books 1-3 written by elise sax and published by 13 Lakes Publishing. This book was released on 2019-04-27 with total page 495 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Goodnight Mysteries: Book 1 - 3 The Goodnight Mysteries series is the small-town mystery romance spinoff of the Matchmaker Mysteries. Goodnight…Sometimes sweet dreams end in murder. * Die Noon * Matilda Dare can’t sleep. Her insomnia is one more reason to move to the quirky small town of Goodnight, New Mexico after she inherits a house, a small newspaper, and two old dogs there. But despite the Goodnight name, Matilda still spends her nights wide awake, and she has good reason after a reporter is murdered. With a mystery to solve, she begins to investigate the town and uncovers more suspects than she knows what to do with. Meanwhile, the hottie cowboy sheriff is doing his own investigation into Matilda, and the mysterious, handsome stranger, who just happens to live with her, is showing up in all the wrong places. As her investigation continues, danger increases, and it might end up spelling lights out for Matilda. * A Doom with a View * Matilda Dare still can’t sleep. Since she’s arrived in Goodnight, New Mexico, she’s solved one murder and had more than one conversation with a dead woman. Obsessed with finding the woman’s killer, she has to put that on hold when her newspaper receives a mysterious, coded letter. When the author of the letter winds up dead, Matilda is thrust into a mystery that puts her new friends into danger. The hunky Sheriff Goodnight and Matilda’s hunky roommate Boone are along for the ride in this funny action adventure that might end up spelling lights out for Matilda. * Jurassic Dark * Matilda Dare might be in a new relationship, but she’s not sure. Ever since Boone kissed her, it’s been up in the air if they’re an item or not. Either way, she can’t focus on romance for very long because one of her best friends has been accused of murder, and Matilda is bound and determined to prove her innocence. Matilda and Boone find themselves on the trail of the real killer out in the wilds of New Mexico. But as they’re pursuing the killer, they’re being pursued as well. * “Elise Sax will win your heart.”—New York Times bestselling author Jill Shalvis * “Sax will make you laugh. Her larger-than-life characters jump off the page and make crazy seem like a fun place to hang out.”—New York Times bestselling author Christie Craig * “With quirky characters reminiscent of Janet Evanovich’s Stephanie Plum series and a small-town heroine redolent of Charlaine Harris’ Sookie Stackhouse” --RT Book Reviews “Fans of laugh-out-loud romantic suspense will enjoy this new author as she joins the ranks of Janet Evanovich, Katie MacAllister, and Jennifer Crusie.”—Booklist, on An Affair to Dismember “A lighthearted and amusing caper with a sexy side order of romance . . . Gladie is an endearing mess of a character, and the book is fast-paced and amusing, with a large cast of quirky, small-town characters.”—Kirkus Reviews, on Matchpoint * “There’s plenty for fans to enjoy in Sax’s third Matchmaker installment, complete with energetic narration, zany humor and a mystery that’s as engaging as the details of Gladie’s love life.”—RT Book Reviews, on Love Game
Book Synopsis A Good Night Out for the Girls by : E. Aston
Download or read book A Good Night Out for the Girls written by E. Aston and published by Springer. This book was released on 2012-11-29 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Moving across the boundaries of mainstream and experimental circuits, from the affective pleasures of commercially successful shows such as Calendar Girls and Mamma Mia! to the feminist possibilities of new burlesque and stand-up, this book offers a lucid and accessible account of popular feminisms in contemporary theatre and performance.
Download or read book Prey written by Linda Howard and published by Random House Digital, Inc.. This book was released on 2011 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Forced to relocate her successful camping and tour guide company when she is trounced by a new competitor, Angie Powell struggles with her attraction to her rival while finishing a last trip that turns unexpectedly treacherous. By the award-winning author of Veil of Night.
Download or read book Diary of a Dosser written by Matt Quigley and published by Matt Quigley. This book was released on 2019-09-03 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chauvinist. Larrikin. Conman. Alcoholic. A new Aussie hero is born. It’s 2003 and the once great country of Australia is changing for the worst, giving rise to a new breed of male: the metrosexual. But Shane Sykes isn’t having a bar of it. Shane is a man’s man, a true crusader for old-school values. Willing to fight — but preferring to run — he heads to London, determined to escape the scourge of metrosexuality. Shane’s quest leads him on a series of alcohol-fuelled misadventures through Europe, where he soon discovers the whole world is changing. Can Shane succeed in finding a new home and true mates, or will he fall victim to the same fate as his old mates back in Australia? …
Download or read book Merged written by MJ Fields and published by MJ Fields. This book was released on with total page 347 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When we met, the world around us turned upside down and nothing mades sense. When we come together in body, there is nothing hotter. In desire, nothing deeper. In the realization of one true love, there is nothing stronger. This journey —through hell on earth— has brought me to the point in my life where I finally know I'm capable of love and deserving of it too. Will I be able to give Harper the love her father always wanted for her? Will our souls finally come together, giving us the beautiful life that I know we deserve?
