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Florida Fart King

Author : Hunter Giambra
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 30 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (895 download)

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Download or read book Florida Fart King written by Hunter Giambra and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-24 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Florida man is how this story begins. Makes his friends take smelly loud farts on the chin. Farting became the culture at his work. Sometimes for hours the smells would lurk. But this is a story that starts in a castle. And finishes deep down into the blast hole. Of a man they call the florida fart king. But first out loud the words he will sing. "what's my fart gonna sound like?" that's what he asks. Doin the dew guesses the sounds the kings ass.... Puurrrrtttt thhhhhttt. Will make when he farts but he's usually wrong. So then he must turn to the angry mong-. -golian to ask the exact same question of him. But nobody takes a fart on the chin. Better than burp queen. So she married him. The face frontal cam is how you will witness. The man who farts on the employees of his business. You can watch him fart on tiktok all day. His dogs can't even get away.

Stephen King

Author : Rocky Wood
Publisher : McFarland
ISBN 13 : 0786485469
Total Pages : 220 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (864 download)

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Download or read book Stephen King written by Rocky Wood and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2017-02-10 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This companion provides a two-part introduction to best-selling author Stephen King, whose enormous popularity over the years has gained him an audience well beyond readers of horror fiction, the genre with which he is most often associated. Part I considers the reception of King’s work, the film adaptations that they gave rise to, the fictional worlds in which some of his novels are set, and the more useful approaches to King’s varied corpus. Part II consists of entries for each series, novel, story, screenplay and even poem, including works never published or produced, as well as characters and settings.

Different Seasons

Author : Stephen King
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501141171
Total Pages : 608 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)

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Download or read book Different Seasons written by Stephen King and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-01-01 with total page 608 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Includes the stories “The Body” and “Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption”—set in the fictional town of Castle Rock, Maine A “hypnotic” (The New York Times Book Review) collection of four novellas—including the inspirations behind the films Stand By Me and The Shawshank Redemption—from Stephen King, bound together by the changing of seasons, each taking on the theme of a journey with strikingly different tones and characters. This gripping collection begins with “Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption,” in which an unjustly imprisoned convict seeks a strange and startling revenge—the basis for the Best Picture Academy Award-nominee The Shawshank Redemption. Next is “Apt Pupil,” the inspiration for the film of the same name about top high school student Todd Bowden and his obsession with the dark and deadly past of an older man in town. In “The Body,” four rambunctious young boys plunge through the façade of a small town and come face-to-face with life, death, and intimations of their own mortality. This novella became the movie Stand By Me. Finally, a disgraced woman is determined to triumph over death in “The Breathing Method.” “The wondrous readability of his work, as well as the instant sense of communication with his characters, are what make Stephen King the consummate storyteller that he is,” hailed the Houston Chronicle about Different Seasons.

Why Fish Fart and Other Useless Or Gross Information About the World

Author : Francesca Gould
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 110113626X
Total Pages : 161 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (11 download)

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Download or read book Why Fish Fart and Other Useless Or Gross Information About the World written by Francesca Gould and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2009-09-03 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of the New York Times bestseller* Why You Shouldn?t Eat Your Boogers and Other Useless (or Gross) Information About Your Body: the be-all and end-all compendium of odd, quirky, and otherwise nauseating information. H ere is another thoroughly distasteful yet utterly compelling book from the author of the New York Times (extended list) bestseller Why You Shouldn?t Eat Your Boogers and Other Useless (or Gross) Information About Your Body. In Why Fish Fart and Other Useless (or Gross) Information About the World, Francesca Gould sifts through the world?s most unpleasant creatures, diseases, physical deformities, culinary delicacies, ritual practices, and hideous torture tactics to uncover every horrifying and stomach-turning fact under the sun. This book is full of questions you never thought to ask?and perhaps will wish you?d never had answered?including: ?What exactly is maggot cheese? ?How did anal hair help to lead to the conviction of the Great ?Train Robbers? ?What is the job of a ?fart catcher?? How exactly do ?crabs? cause such intense itching around one?s private parts? ?The real story behind why the toilet is often referred to as ?the john.? ?Why you might want to steer clear of some coffees. (Hint: If poo isn?t exactly your idea of appetizing . . .) Why Fish Fart and Other Useless (or Gross) Information About the World is sure to delight any and all hard-core fans of the obscure, esoteric, and?last but not least?grotesque.

Investigation of Organized Crime in Interstate Commerce: pt. 1-1A. Florida

Author : United States. Congress. Senate. Special Committee to Investigate Organized Crime in Interstate Commerce
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1952 pages
Book Rating : 4.F/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Investigation of Organized Crime in Interstate Commerce: pt. 1-1A. Florida written by United States. Congress. Senate. Special Committee to Investigate Organized Crime in Interstate Commerce and published by . This book was released on 1951 with total page 1952 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Fart Fairy

Author : Bobbie Hinman
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781596160255
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (62 download)

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Download or read book The Fart Fairy written by Bobbie Hinman and published by . This book was released on 2015-05 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Stephen Florida

Author : Gabe Habash
Publisher : Coffee House Press
ISBN 13 : 1566894735
Total Pages : 284 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (668 download)

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Download or read book Stephen Florida written by Gabe Habash and published by Coffee House Press. This book was released on 2017-05-15 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Foxcatcher meets The Art of Fielding, Stephen Florida follows a college wrestler in his senior season, when every practice, every match, is a step closer to greatness and a step further from sanity. Profane, manic, and tipping into the uncanny, it's a story of loneliness, obsession, and the drive to leave a mark.

Hoot

Author : Carl Hiaasen
Publisher : Ember
ISBN 13 : 0375829164
Total Pages : 321 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (758 download)

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Download or read book Hoot written by Carl Hiaasen and published by Ember. This book was released on 2004-05-11 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Newbery Honor winner and #1 New York Times bestseller is a beloved modern classic. Hoot features a new kid and his new bully, alligators, some burrowing owls, a renegade eco-avenger, and several extremely poisonous snakes. Everybody loves Mother Paula's pancakes. Everybody, that is, except the colony of cute but endangered owls that live on the building site of the new restaurant. Can the awkward new kid and his feral friend prank the pancake people out of town? Or is the owls' fate cemented in pancake batter? Welcome to Carl Hiaasen's Florida—where the creatures are wild and the people are wilder!

FKA USA

Author : Reed King
Publisher : Flatiron Books
ISBN 13 : 125010890X
Total Pages : 480 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (51 download)

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Download or read book FKA USA written by Reed King and published by Flatiron Books. This book was released on 2019-06-18 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Mr. King looks at all our upcoming problems, and imagines a local reaction to each one. The result is often funny, usually sardonic, and always imaginative, what with all the mole rats, flesh drones, dimeheads, and especially ‘The Grifter’s Guide to the Territories FKA USA,’ a notable addition to the line of imaginary authorities.” —The Wall Street Journal Indie Next Pick for July Best of June: io9, AV Club, Amazing Stories, The Verge Reed King’s amazingly audacious novel is something of a cross between L. Frank Baum’s The Wizard of Oz, Douglas Adams’s A Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Cormac McCarthy’s The Road, and Ernest Cline’s Ready Player One. In Reed King’s wildly imaginative and possibly prescient debut, the United States has dissolved in the wake of environmental disasters and the catastrophic policies of its final president. It is 2085, and Truckee Wallace, a factory worker in Crunchtown 407 (formerly Little Rock, Arkansas, before the secessions), has no grand ambitions besides maybe, possibly, losing his virginity someday. But when Truckee is thrust unexpectedly into the spotlight he is tapped by the President for a sensitive political mission: to deliver a talking goat across the continent. The fate of the world depends upon it. The problem is—Truckee’s not sure it’s worth it. Joined on the road by an android who wants to be human and a former convict lobotomized in Texas, Truckee will navigate an environmentally depleted and lawless continent with devastating—and hilarious—parallels to our own, dodging body pickers and Elvis-worshippers and logo girls, body subbers, and VR addicts. Elvis-willing, he may even lose his virginity. FKA USA is the epic novel we’ve all been waiting for about the American end of times, with its unavoidable sense of being on the wrong end of the roller coaster ride. It is a masterwork of ambition, humor, and satire with the power to make us cry, despair, and laugh out loud all at once. It is a tour de force unlike anything else you will read this year.

Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts

Author : Todd Strauss-Schulson
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1614297827
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (142 download)

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Download or read book Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts written by Todd Strauss-Schulson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-02-28 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Sometimes we have nightmares, or we're filled with anxiety and fear. And when you're a kid, you don't always understand why or what to do about it. Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts is funny and gross, but more importantly, it gives kids the big tools they need to cultivate a relationship with their mind, to become its friend and understand that they don't have to listen to everything it says-to realize that thoughts (like gass) will pass"--

Journal of the Senate, State of Florida

Author : Florida. Legislature. Senate
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 942 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (126 download)

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Download or read book Journal of the Senate, State of Florida written by Florida. Legislature. Senate and published by . This book was released on 1943 with total page 942 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Aging of an Old Fart

Author : Randal Lee Gritzner
Publisher : Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1644920921
Total Pages : 267 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (449 download)

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Download or read book The Aging of an Old Fart written by Randal Lee Gritzner and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-05-24 with total page 267 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There are many ways for a young boy to grow into a man. Randal Gritzner took his own unique path. His personality and character were influenced by many people. Many of those people offered good Christian influence, and some offered influence of less positive nature. Randal's parents were strong Christians with exceptional work ethic. Having all four strong Christian grandparents living within one mile offered additional foundation. Randal entered the US Navy with strong convictions that he would never drink alcoholic beverages. He did not live up to those convictions. He became a pot-smoking, beer-drinking man very much the opposite of his intentions. Individuals do come to mind who offered such influence, but Randal made those decisions himself. Nobody else is to blame, but Randal himself. Part of becoming a teacher is learning how to learn. There are many ways to learn, and most universities that offer bachelor degrees in education spend huge amounts of time discussing learning styles. Some people are auditory learners, some are visual learners, and some are tactile-kinesthetic learners. Randal understands and uses all three methods but frequently chose to learn by making mistakes, feeling the pain, and deciding not to feel that pain again. Fortunately for him, he didn't get caught in some of his worst mistakes. That would have changed his life so dramatically that he would have never gotten a job in a room full of teenagers or been loved by the "love of his life." How different would his life be had he never been allowed to teach? How different would his life be had Elvia never taken a second look at him in 1983? She was not looking for an immoral man lacking in integrity. Elvia is a strong Texas woman who doesn't need a man. She has proven to Randal that life with the right person can be incredibly richer than life alone!

Merchant Vessels of the United States...

Author : United States. Coast Guard
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1540 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book Merchant Vessels of the United States... written by United States. Coast Guard and published by . This book was released on 1968 with total page 1540 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Princesses Don't Parp

Author : Peter Bently
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1471164136
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (711 download)

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Download or read book Princesses Don't Parp written by Peter Bently and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-08-08 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Princess is getting ready for her ball at the palace of Par Ping. She's starting to feel nervous. What happens if she pumps or parps or does bum-blasts or toots, bottom-burps, whizpops or poots? That shouldn't be a problem though, as everyone knows princesses don't pump... A new laugh-out-loud new text from Peter Bently, author of Meet the Parents and Dustbin Dad.

The Magic Fart

Author : Piers Anthony
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781606594414
Total Pages : 232 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (944 download)

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Download or read book The Magic Fart written by Piers Anthony and published by . This book was released on 2015-08-18 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Picking up where Pornucopia left off, our hero Prior Gross receives word that his ideal woman, whom he never knew existed, is in trouble! Off he goes to the Land of Fartingale where farts are magic! A rollicking good time!

The Big Book of Gross Stuff

Author : Bart King
Publisher : Gibbs Smith
ISBN 13 : 142361478X
Total Pages : 291 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (236 download)

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Download or read book The Big Book of Gross Stuff written by Bart King and published by Gibbs Smith. This book was released on 2010-03-01 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of The Big Book of Superheroes presents a hilarious look at science, nature, and the human body in a book full of good laughs and bad smells. From boogers, B.O., and belches to sneezes, diseases, and demon cheeses, The Big Book of Gross Stuff is chock-full of practical knowledge about things you shouldn’t discuss at the dinner table. Kids can take a Gross Quiz to find out how their sensibilities stack up against the rest of society, and learn about the World's Most Disgusting Jobs (whale-feces research, anyone?). With the turn of every page, The Big Book of Gross Stuff will challenge your gag reflexes as it introduces topics, terminology and trivia about toilets, scabies, decaying bodies, and much more. For instance, did you know: · In 1971, a band named Hot Poop released a record titled Does Their Own Stuff! They were never heard from again. · When using fake vomit, the key to faking people out is to sprinkle water on the stuff to make it look more realistic. · Belly button lint is composed of dust, dried sweat, fat, dead skin, and bits of cotton.

Fred the Tree

Author : Leigh H Guest
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780578586274
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (862 download)

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Download or read book Fred the Tree written by Leigh H Guest and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-29 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever driven through the Florida Keys, you've probably noticed the big Australian pine tree growing out of the Old 7 Mile Bridge. This tree became a symbol of hope for Floridians after hurricane Irma ripped their lives apart. This is the story of a tree named Fred.