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Festivus Seinfeld Celebration Kit
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Book Synopsis Festivus/Seinfeld: Celebration Kit by : Running Press
Download or read book Festivus/Seinfeld: Celebration Kit written by Running Press and published by RP Minis. This book was released on 2017-10-17 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate Festivus-- the Seinfeld holiday "for the rest of us"-- with Frank Costanza and the one and only talking Festivus pole. Kit includes: 9-inch tall Festivus pole with 4 buttons that play audio of Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller) 5 Human Fund donation gift cards 2 magnets Includes the following audio clips from Seinfeld: Button 1 "The Story of Festivus": Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had-but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!...out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us! Button 2 "The Festivus Pole": There's a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio. Button 3 "The Airing of Grievances": Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it! Button 4 "The Feats of Strength": And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength. Until you pin me, Festivus is not over! Let's rumble!
Download or read book Festivus! the Book written by Mark Nelson and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-07-31 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A humorous guide to the wackiest holiday introduced to modern society. Festivus! The Book is an up-to-date complete reference for anyone who celebrates Festivus or plans to join the fun. Learn all about the traditions of a Seinfeld-based Festivus and witness the nuances of the original Festivus, as celebrated by the O'Keefe family. See first-hand how Festivus is celebrated by others and receive plenty of advice and tips to aid in your own Festivus party plans. What foods should be prepared? Is meatloaf preferred? Should you organize a wrestling match with your father? Are you too feeble for wrestling? What about arm wrestling or even thumb wrestling? How should you Air your Grievances? Maybe this is an opportunity to complain about Grandma's clicking dentures... You'll find great answers to all these questions, and more. "This book completes Festivus' transformation from borderline child endangerment to beloved pop-cultural footnote of the late 1990s." ~ Seinfeld Writer Dan O'Keefe
Download or read book Festivus written by Allen Salkin and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2008-10-10 with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A brand-new and revised edition of the hilarious guide to the national anti-holiday made famous by Seinfeld, complete with never-before-seen material, photos, and illustrations on how to prepare and enjoy your very own Festivus.
Download or read book Charles Dickens written by Joelle Herr and published by Running Press. This book was released on 2013-08-13 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate the bicentennial birthday of Charles Dickens with this Miniature Edition packed with witty summaries of the novels of one of history's most beloved storytellers. All fans of great literature can enjoy these perfectly portable renditions of Oliver Twist, A Christmas Carol, Great Expectations, A Tale of Two Cities, and all the Dickensian classics. Featuring synopses, character profiles, and illustrations, this mini book brings to life twenty classic tales and the iconic characters that populate the world of Dickens.
Download or read book Jerkin' It written by Harry Cox and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-03-09 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Become a moist meat master with this hilarious (and actually delicious) cookbook packed, until bursting, with fifty grilling favorites you can fork with. Stop jerkin’ your meat alone and start sharing your grilling sensations with your friends and family. This saucy little cookbook is jam packed with grilling favorites and hot tips—from how to maintain that low-and-slow, all night heat to the best and only way to perfectly rub down a tender breast. These toe-curling recipes include: - “Just the Tri-Tip” Steak - Mouthwatering Meatballs - Bursting Beefy Tacos - A Thick and Juicy Sausage Party - Stunning Whole Cock on a Silver Platter - Creamy Italian Thighs - Shuck Me Good Grilled Oysters Jerkin’ It is the perfect gift for avid grillers and outdoor chefs who have a need for meat and a forkin’ good sense of humor.
Download or read book Thumb Sumo written by and published by RP Minis. This book was released on 2009-08-25 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Good ol' American thumb wrestling meets the East with this unique kit that brings the competitive Japanese contact sport to both wrestling and sumo enthusiasts all over the world! This humorous kit includes two rubber sumo wrestlers that cover your thumbs, and a 32-page guide packed with fun facts and new variations on the classic pastime.
Download or read book Scared Sh*tless written by Cary McNeal and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-09-04 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll s#*t yourself! Back by popular demand, the mind-blowing follow-up to the bestselling 1,001 Facts That Will Scare the S#*t Out of You. An all-new collection of entertaining and horrifying truths about us, our world, and why we’re totally screwed. With more disturbing facts and fun new topics, including weird celebrities, boobs, the internet, clowns, serial killers, sexual fetishes, bacon, Elvis, things that will eat you, and more. From stupid dead people to halitosis caused by constipation to a singer whose music can get you killed in some Jamaican neighborhoods, it’s all here—everything you need to know about the scary s#*t that surrounds all of us. FACT: Men are four times as likely as women to be struck by lightning. FACT: McDonald’s McRib sandwich contains some of the same ingredients used to manufacture gym mats and running shoes. FACT: Möbius syndrome is a rare neurological disorder that renders victims unable to move their faces. FACT: You can get an STD from a bikini wax.
Book Synopsis Pusheen Mini Puzzles by : Claire Belton
Download or read book Pusheen Mini Puzzles written by Claire Belton and published by RP Minis. This book was released on 2020-04-07 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With these fun mini puzzles, kawaii and kitty lovers can piece together two cute scenes of the naughty, lovable Pusheen and her friends Stormy, Pip, and Cheek! This adorable mini puzzle set includes two designs: one of Pusheen and her pals baking, another of the squad flying kites on a sunny day. Each itty-bitty jigsaw puzzle is made up of 169 tiny puzzle pieces and forms a 6.5" x 6.5" finished scene that you can craft-glue together and frame as decoration or simply break apart and start anew!
Book Synopsis Elf Talking Buddy-in-a-Box by : Running Press
Download or read book Elf Talking Buddy-in-a-Box written by Running Press and published by RP Minis. This book was released on 2016-10-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy Will Ferrell as Buddy the Elf in this one-of-a-kind "Buddy-in-a-Box" that says "Does someone need a hug?" Kit includes: Unique pop-up "Buddy in a Box" ornament commemorating the memorable scene when Buddy tries to befriend a hostile raccoon. When Buddy pops out of the box he says the famous line, "Does someone need a hug?" Refrigerator magnet featuring Buddy and the raccoon
Download or read book Thomas Hardy written by Joelle Herr and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2013-08-13 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Thomas Hardy was one of the greatest Victorian novelists and twentieth-century poets, exploring themes of the human experience and challenging sexual and religious conventions in a way that few other books of his time did. Collected here in this mini compact tome are comprehensive plot summaries and character profiles from each of his fourteen novels, complemented by two-color illustrations throughout.
Download or read book Desktop Curling written by Nick Perilli and published by RP Minis. This book was released on 2019-09-17 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hurl and sweep your way to fun with Desktop Curling! Challenge your friends and family to a game of patience and skill with this portable, miniature version of curling. This kit includes: 12" extendable curling lane, with two platform inserts. 8 curling stones (4 red and 4 blue) 2 mini brooms 32-page illustrated mini book with the rules and history to this unique winter sport
Download or read book Brain Fart written by Sarah Royal and published by RP Minis. This book was released on 2018-04-03 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone forgets things from time to time, but for the big mental lapses, there's Brain Fart! This hilarious brain-shaped stress ball provides instant relief from the most stubborn mental freezes. Just give it a squeeze to play five funny fart sounds. Also included is a 32-page mini book of epic brain farts.
Book Synopsis Friends: The Television Series by : Shoshana Stopek
Download or read book Friends: The Television Series written by Shoshana Stopek and published by RP Minis. This book was released on 2012-10-23 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Millions continue to laugh along with the unforgettable cast of Friends: Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey. Whether dealing with life's highs or lows, these six best friends could teach us everything we need to know about life, love, and friendship. Featuring memorable quotes and full-color photos, this book offers fans the best wit and wisdom from one of the most popular shows on TV.
Book Synopsis The Office Poster Book by : Running Press
Download or read book The Office Poster Book written by Running Press and published by RP Studio. This book was released on 2020-10-27 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Decorate your home, office, or dorm room with this set of twelve hilarious posters -- plus a thirteenth bonus poster -- celebrating The Office and your favorite group of Dunder Mifflin employees. This officially licensed poster book features twelve unique 8" x 10" removable designs featuring Michael, Dwight, and all the rest of your favorite Dunder Mifflin employees, as well as a thirteenth bonus poster of Angela's iconic jazz babies. Posters include: "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." -- Michael Scott "Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing." -- Dwight Schrute "Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?" -- Kevin Malone "Close your mouth, sweetie. You look like a trout." -- Phyllis Lapin-Vance "If you pray enough, you can change yourself into a cat person." -- Angela Martin "Did I stutter?" -- Stanley Hudson And more! Perfect for framing or washi-taping to your walls, these posters offer fans of The Office the best way to display their love for one of the greatest comedy series of all time. The Office is a trademark and copyright of Universal Content Productions LLC. Licensed by Universal Studios 2020. All Rights Reserved.
Book Synopsis Mister Rogers Talking Figurine by : Fred Rogers
Download or read book Mister Rogers Talking Figurine written by Fred Rogers and published by RP Minis. This book was released on 2019-10-22 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate your favorite friendly neighbor and keep him close by with the Mister Rogers Talking Figurine, which dispenses encouragement and wisdom at the push of a button. It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood! Mister Rogers is a beloved fixture in our culture, and this mini figurine is the perfect way to keep his spirit alive in your day-to-day life. Featuring audio from Mister Rogers' Neighborhood of some of his most memorable quotes, the Mister Rogers Talking Figurine reminds us all that "There's no person in the whole world like you, and I like you just the way you are," "You've made this day a special day by just your being you," and more. The 32-page mini flip book is the perfect daily dose of encouragement for your desk or nightstand.
Book Synopsis Teeny-Tiny Tinsel Tree by : Mollie Thomas
Download or read book Teeny-Tiny Tinsel Tree written by Mollie Thomas and published by RP Minis. This book was released on 2018-10-09 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inspire Christmas nostalgia with this tiny tinsel tree! Popular in the 1960s, aluminum Christmas trees were the epitome of Christmas festivity and Mid-Century Modern style. The shiny, festive trees are gaining popularity once more, and this space-saving version of the aluminum masterpiece -- complete with a color wheel spotlight! -- is the perfect dose of holiday cheer to display at home, in the office, in your dorm room, or anywhere in need of some kitschy flair. The box includes: A 4" aluminum tree A wind-up rotating color wheel spotlight to illuminate the tree's metallic branches A 25" strand of red beads to place on the tree A 32-page mini Christmas countdown guide, a festive way to manage your holiday to-dos
Book Synopsis A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Kit by : Running Press
Download or read book A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Kit written by Running Press and published by RP Minis. This book was released on 2011-09-27 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This miniature light-up leg lamp prop replica from A Christmas Story is the perfect "stocking stuffer"! Kit includes: 3.5" tall replica of the movie's iconic Leg Lamp prop, complete with an actual light-up feature and packaging material to protect the "fragile" ornamental piece Book of stickers
