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Book Synopsis Fart-O-Christmas Ho Ho Ho Epic Christmas Farts by : Timmie Guzzmann
Download or read book Fart-O-Christmas Ho Ho Ho Epic Christmas Farts written by Timmie Guzzmann and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-11 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Black & White Illustrations VERSION Here's what readers are saying about this hilarious Fart Book series: "I got this for my niece, who splits her likes between boy & girl genres. She loved it! I adore hearing her giggles when I read to her. This is a good kid's book for the 5-10 year old age group. Good illustrations, very cute. Your kids will enjoy it!" It's been a crazy holiday for Timmie Guzzmann because recently so many stable factors of his life have been changing for him. He just recently found out about his own fart powers (yes he somehow turned from a normal boy into a fart boy!) that somehow must have been transmitted over to him via some weird transformation technologies, aliens, or some other extraterrestrial and/or not human powers. Timmie assumes that this event is somehow connected to his winning streak during the fart skateboard competition where El Ninjo, his farty dog, was still the one who made the skateboarding powered by Ninja Farts a reality. They won the skateboard competition around the globe because of El Ninjo's Ninja Fart Powers. Timmie remembers a weird dream that he experienced during this competition and somehow his dreams became reality. Who knows maybe El Ninjo is transmitting the powers over to him which is a pretty scary thought because that would make El Ninjo a non unearthly dog! All Timmie knows is that this must have happened in China or Tokyo where the universal energies of Martial Arts kept hitting him the most. Anyways, this is material is reserved for a future fart story because all Timmie Guzzmann can think about right now is the urge to countdown to Christmas day the coolest way he can think of and with his new fart powers. It is not up to him to fully understand what has happened to him, but he knows that he can control his own destiny with farts for now and this is enough reason to get creative. All he cares for right now is that some invisible powers must have heard his prayers and made his dreams and wishes become a crazy reality for him. Timmie is now the farting star and this fact is all he is really interested in. What better time than Christmas is there to finally be able to share his farty fantasies and disastrous Christmas fart moments! Timing is perfect and Timmie is letting all his creative fart fantasies out of the sack. In this holiday edition, he is turning his creativity into a cheerful holiday fart spirit sparkle that is loaded and packed with funny, disgusting, deadly, disastrous, lethal, epic, pungent, devilish, and hellish Christmas fart moments and recipes. Don't worry he has even stuffed some real sweeeeeeet and sugar coated Christmas fart surprises in Santa's sack as well! The funniest thing about these Christmas Countdown fart surprises is this. As Christmas day approaches, Timmie is intensifying and tuning up the quality of his fart results (in terms of smelliness and sound!) Even a newcomer to farts will get it and know that Christmas actually hit! Timmie won't give you more hints because he does not want to ruin the fun for everybody: Here is just a short snapshot of the fart doors that you'll want to open on each new December day and as you are counting down to Christmas day! You'll laugh as you discover the following count down to Christmas day moments: * Christmas Countdown Fart 7: Not For The Faint Of Heart * Christmas Countdown Fart 9: Pumpernickel Pungent Fart Recipe * Christmas Countdown Fart 11: Ziplock Bag Fart Recipe * Christmas Countdown Fart 22: Epic Sorbitol Christmas Mints * Christmas Countdown Fart 24: The Pringle Timebomb and 20 more... This holiday countdown calendar contains 25 hilarious illustrations and a sparkle of bottom burping Christmas fart surprises. You and your kids will laugh your Christmas stockings off! Buy today because you'll never know when the prize will go up! Click the big button at the top of the page to start counting down to Christmas the Timmie's way...
Book Synopsis Fart-O-Christmas Ho Ho Ho Epic Christmas Farts (Fart Countdown Christmas Calendar) + Dog Humor & Funny Dog Jokes For Kids by : El Ninjo & Timmie Gu
Download or read book Fart-O-Christmas Ho Ho Ho Epic Christmas Farts (Fart Countdown Christmas Calendar) + Dog Humor & Funny Dog Jokes For Kids written by El Ninjo & Timmie Gu and published by Speedy Kids. This book was released on 2014 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He just recently found out about his own fart powers (yes he somehow turned from a normal boy into a fart boy!) that somehow must have been transmitted over to him via some weird transformation or aliens. Timmie assumes that this event is somehow connected to his winning streak during the fart skateboard competition where El Ninjo, his farty dog, was still the one who made the skateboarding powered by Ninja Farts. Who knows maybe El Ninjo is transmitting the powers over to him which is a pretty scary thought because that would make El Ninjo a non unearthly dog! All Timmie knows is that this must have happened in China or Tokyo where the universal energies of Martial Arts kept hitting him the most. It is not up to him to fully understand what has happened to him, but he knows that he can control his own destiny with farts. All he cares for right now is that some invisible powers must have heard his prayers and made his dreams and wishes become a crazy reality over Christmas time. Timmie won't give you more hints because he does not want to ruin the fun for everybody: Here is just a short snapshot of the fart doors that you'll want to open on each new December day and as you are counting down to Christmas day! Following him & count down to Christmas: * Christmas Countdown Fart 7: Not For The Faint Of Heart * Christmas Countdown Fart 9: Pumpernickel Pungent Fart Recipe * Christmas Countdown Fart 11: Ziplock Bag Fart Recipe * Christmas Countdown Fart 22: Epic Sorbitol Christmas Mints more... This holiday countdown calendar contains 25 hilarious illustrations and a sparkle of bottom burping Christmas fart surprises. + Dogs Are Really Just Big Jerks! The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda lots more...
Book Synopsis Smelly Christmas Carols & Rhymes For Kids With 25 Farts by : Timmie Guzzmann
Download or read book Smelly Christmas Carols & Rhymes For Kids With 25 Farts written by Timmie Guzzmann and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-08-21 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids just love the holiday season and they enjoy celebrating their own way. Some kids love the more traditional countdown caleandars while the cooler kids know that there is only one way to countdown to Christmas and that is the farty way. Timmie Guzzmann the author of the First Farting Advent Calendar knows because he is a kid himself and there is one thing that he even does better than farting and that is picking up trends because he loves to listen to his pals and the other kids at school. Lately he picked up lots of kid conversations where kids all around him just told him that they are annoyed by these lame chocolate countdown calendars that their parents have been giving them for years. Timmie had an epiphany right at the spot and that is how the fart calandar was born. He teamed up with his good friend Randolph Meretzenischt from poetry class to form a team of unbeatable fart rhyming artists. They got together and shared some crazy fart ideas and put them into fun and rhyming poetry à la Dr. Seuss. Timmie the fart expert shared some cheerful ideas how farts can be transformed into the Christmas season and Randolph transformed Timmie's Christmas fart disgust into cheerful and seasonal greeting type of poetry that sounds like Christmas fart poetry world class. Timmie, the fart expert, and Randolph, the poet, got together with Hawk Henninger who joined their foreces and popped out some smelly illustrations on top of the rhymes. The threee of them put all their energy and creativity together and put out the ultimate fart harmony that they proudly call: The First Farting Advent Calendar! As mentioned above, this countdown fart Christmas calendar is only for the cool kids (no wussies allowed) because if it is not a fart calendar it is just a calendar. This holiday season will become so much more fun & exciting because this smelly Christmas countdown calendar offers 25 hilarious farty christmas carols that are even fun to read out loud. These rhyming c
Download or read book Santa Farts written by J. B. O'Neil and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2013-11-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: " It's been a crazy holiday for Milo Snotrocket, the funniest farting boy in the world! On Christmas eve, Milo actually sees Santa Claus outside his window ... and then things go terribly, horribly wrong." -- Amazon.
Book Synopsis The Fart Before Christmas by : Catherine Catherine Adams
Download or read book The Fart Before Christmas written by Catherine Catherine Adams and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-23 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny Christmas Poem full of farts, fun and laughter ! New for 2019 - the Full Color Story Version! (the coloring book version has a red cover) It's a Christmas book that will be fun for the whole family! It's a farting story book for kids and adults based on the classic "The night before Christmas" Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was farting, even the mouse! So much smelly gas floated throughout the air, it's amazing the neighbors didn't cry 'It's not fair!" Kids and Adults will love the poem and laugh at the pictures. The children are farting, Santa is farting, the snowmen and reindeer are farting, the cat, dog and even the mouse are farting. It's a book full of farting fun. Cute and funny illustrations are bound to get a laugh out of anyone. This is the perfect gift for anyone who loves Christmas and finds farting amusing! Good clean Christmas fun! Perfect for all ages! Order today and brighten up someone's Christmas with this funny Christmas farting story book!
Book Synopsis 'Twas the Fart Before Christmas by : Adam Wallace
Download or read book 'Twas the Fart Before Christmas written by Adam Wallace and published by . This book was released on 2019-10 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Even though that mouse was curled up, fast asleep The pong from its butt made everyone weep. What a stinky Christmas! But who has done the biggest fart of all?
Book Synopsis Funny Holiday & Santa Fart Jokes Christmas Book For Kids - Kid Christmas Calender With Farts by : T. J. Gusman
Download or read book Funny Holiday & Santa Fart Jokes Christmas Book For Kids - Kid Christmas Calender With Farts written by T. J. Gusman and published by Infinityou. This book was released on 2018-09-04 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids just love this "Funny Holiday & Santa Fart Jokes Christmas Book For Kids - Kid Christmas Calender With Farts" holiday season book calendar. Kids also do enjoy a good laugh on Santa, Reindeers, Bells, Elfs & other Holiday Cheer especially if they can enjoy celebrating their own way. Some kids love the more traditional countdown calendars while the cool kids know that there is only one way to countdown to Christmas and that is the farty way! countdown calendars that their parents have been giving them for years. This countdown fart Christmas calendar is only for the cool kids (no wussies allowed) because if it is not a fart calendar it is just a calendar. This holiday season will become so much more fun & exciting because this smelly Christmas countdown calendar offers 25 hilarious farty Christmas carols that are even fun to read out loud. These rhyming Christmas fart poetry pieces will definitely make your kids LOL and bring some sparky Holiday cheer into your home! Your kid will love to open up these 25 fart surprise doors one per day and counting down to Christmas day the fun & farty way! The Holiday season has never been funnier, more hilarious, and more fart intensive than this year! If you are searching for a Christmas ebook, particularly a Christmas ebook that rhymes and has fun fart Christmas illustrations in it, and is about counting down from less intensive fart surprise to the most intensive fart surprise that is going to happen as Christmas day approaches, then you have come to the right place. Get The First Farting Advent Calendar for your kids right now at the very low introductory price. By the way, if your kids love Dr. Seuss type rhyming picture books, your kids are definitely qualifying for the Farting Advent Calendar because they will just love it! Your kids just can't wait to open the next door! Your kids are going to have so much fun counting down to Christmas and you can thank Timmie, Randolph, and Hawk later! Make sure to only give this to your kids on the 1st day of December. They can only open one door per day otherwise the fun is going to be ruined! Pick up this hilariously smelly holiday fart joke book & laugh down to Christmas day the farty way together with your children because this is fun for the whole family...
Book Synopsis Twas the Fart Before Christmas by : Workshop 2 0
Download or read book Twas the Fart Before Christmas written by Workshop 2 0 and published by . This book was released on 2016-10-12 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Twas The Fart Before Christmas turns Clement C. Moore's classic tale on its end - literally. 'Twas The Fart Before Christmas is a memorable holiday parody to enjoy with the whole family, with humorous art adapted from Jessie Willcox Smith's timeless illustrations.
Book Synopsis Santa Claus Heard a Fart by : Olaf Falafel
Download or read book Santa Claus Heard a Fart written by Olaf Falafel and published by HarperCollins Children's Books. This book was released on 2020-09-08 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Ginger the Farting Reindeer: A Funny Story About A Reindeer Who Farts and Toots Read Aloud Picture Book For Kids And Adults by : Charlene Mackesy
Download or read book Ginger the Farting Reindeer: A Funny Story About A Reindeer Who Farts and Toots Read Aloud Picture Book For Kids And Adults written by Charlene Mackesy and published by . This book was released on 2021-10-28 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Top Gift For 2021! Did you know that Reindeer fart? Follow Ginger The Farting Reindeer as He Saved Christmas with his Funny Farts in this Hilarious Book series... Let That Fart Go! Join Ginger in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A beloved classic, this story will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! - 8.5" x 8.5" - Premium glossy cover - Hilarious collection of fart names and situations - Full color, professional illustrations - An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list Scroll Up and Click The Buy Button To Get Started!
Download or read book Ask a Manager written by Alison Green and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2018-05-01 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together
Book Synopsis The Memorial History of Hartford County, Connecticut, 1633-1884 by : James Hammond Trumbull
Download or read book The Memorial History of Hartford County, Connecticut, 1633-1884 written by James Hammond Trumbull and published by . This book was released on 1886 with total page 726 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book You Are Awesome written by Neil Pasricha and published by Gallery Books. This book was released on 2019-11-05 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 international bestseller Publishers Weekly bestseller The Globe and Mail (Toronto) The Toronto Star bestseller The Vancouver Sun bestseller From Neil Pasricha—New York Times, million-copy bestselling author of The Book of Awesome series and The Happiness Equation, thought leader for the next generation, and one of the most popular TED speakers in the world—comes a revelatory and inspiring book that will change the way we view failure and help us build resilience. We are lucky. For most of us, famine, plague, economic depression, and other life-threatening catastrophes are the stuff of history books. We’re living in an era with the highest-ever rates of longevity, education, and wealth. Cars drive us home as our phones entertain us before we arrive to food delivered to the front door. We have it all! But there’s just one side effect. We no longer have the tools to handle failure...or even perceived failure. When we fall, we lie on the sidewalk crying. When we spill, we splatter. When we crack, we shatter. We are turning into an army of porcelain dolls. A rude email from the boss means calling in sick. Only two likes on our post means we don’t have friends. Cell phones show us we’re never good enough. Yesterday’s butterflies are tomorrow’s panic attacks. Record numbers of students have clinical anxiety. And what about depression, loneliness, and suicide? All rising! What do we desperately need to learn? RESILIENCE. And we need to learn it fast. Read You Are Awesome to learn: • The single word that keeps your options open after failure • What every commencement speech gets wrong • 3 ways to dramatically accelerate your ability to learn and adapt • The 2-minute morning practice that helps eliminate worry • Why you need an Untouchable Day (and how to get one) • and much, much more... Because the truth is, you really are awesome.
Book Synopsis ULYSSES (Modern Classics Series) by : James Joyce
Download or read book ULYSSES (Modern Classics Series) written by James Joyce and published by Good Press. This book was released on 2024-01-10 with total page 708 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This carefully crafted ebook: "ULYSSES (Modern Classics Series)" is formatted for your eReader with a functional and detailed table of contents. Ulysses is a modernist novel by Irish writer James Joyce. It is considered to be one of the most important works of modernist literature, and has been called "a demonstration and summation of the entire movement". Ulysses chronicles the peripatetic appointments and encounters of Leopold Bloom in Dublin in the course of an ordinary day, 16 June 1904. Ulysses is the Latinised name of Odysseus, the hero of Homer's epic poem Odyssey, and the novel establishes a series of parallels between its characters and events and those of the poem (the correspondence of Leopold Bloom to Odysseus, Molly Bloom to Penelope, and Stephen Dedalus to Telemachus). Joyce divided Ulysses into 18 chapters or "episodes". At first glance much of the book may appear unstructured and chaotic; Joyce once said that he had "put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors busy for centuries arguing over what I meant", which would earn the novel "immortality". James Joyce (1882-1941) was an Irish novelist and poet, considered to be one of the most influential writers in the modernist avant-garde of the early 20th century. Joyce is best known for Ulysses, the short-story collection Dubliners, and the novels A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man and Finnegans Wake.
Download or read book Agent to the Stars written by John Scalzi and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2008-10-28 with total page 366 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From New York Times bestseller and Hugo Award-winner, John Scalzi, a gleeful mash-up of science fiction and Hollywood satire The space-faring Yherajk have come to Earth to meet us and to begin humanity's first interstellar friendship. There's just one problem: They're hideously ugly and they smell like rotting fish. So getting humanity's trust is a challenge. The Yherajk need someone who can help them close the deal. Enter Thomas Stein, who knows something about closing deals. He's one of Hollywood's hottest young agents. But although Stein may have just concluded the biggest deal of his career, it's quite another thing to negotiate for an entire alien race. To earn his percentage this time, he's going to need all the smarts, skills, and wits he can muster. Other Tor Books The Android’s Dream Agent to the Stars Your Hate Mail Will Be Graded Fuzzy Nation Redshirts 1. Lock In 2. Head On The Interdepency Sequence 1. The Collapsing Empire 2. The Consuming Fire Old Man's War Series 1. Old Man’s War 2. The Ghost Brigades 3. The Last Colony 4. Zoe’s Tale 5. The Human Division 6. The End of All Things At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Book Synopsis A Year with Swollen Appendices by : Brian Eno
Download or read book A Year with Swollen Appendices written by Brian Eno and published by Faber & Faber. This book was released on 2020-11-17 with total page 382 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The diary and essays of Brian Eno republished twenty-five years on with a new introduction by the artist in a beautiful hardback edition.'One of the seminal books about music . . . an invaluable insight into the mind and working practices of one of the industry's undeniable geniuses.'GUARDIANAt the end of 1994, Brian Eno resolved to keep a diary. His plans to go to the cinema, theatre and galleries fell quickly to the wayside. What he did do - and write - however, was astonishing: ruminations on his collaborative work with David Bowie, U2, James and Jah Wobble, interspersed with correspondence and essays dating back to 1978. These 'appendices' covered topics from the generative and ambient music Eno pioneered to what he believed the role of an artist and their art to be, alongside adroit commentary on quotidian tribulations and happenings around the world.This beautiful 25th-anniversary hardcover edition has been redesigned in the same size as the diary that eventually became this book. It features two ribbons, pink paper delineating the appendices (matching the original edition) and a two-tone paper-over-board cover, which pays homage to the original design.An intimate insight into one of the most influential creative artists of our time, A Year with Swollen Appendices is an essential classic.
Download or read book To Life! written by Linda Weintraub and published by Univ of California Press. This book was released on 2012-09-01 with total page 380 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This title documents the burgeoning eco art movement from A to Z, presenting a panorama of artistic responses to environmental concerns, from Ant Farms anti-consumer antics in the 1970s to Marina Zurkows 2007 animation that anticipates the havoc wreaked upon the planet by global warming.
