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Book Synopsis Even Fairies Fart by : Jennifer Stinson
Download or read book Even Fairies Fart written by Jennifer Stinson and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-08-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Turns out nobody is perfect! Queens and kings; giants and trolls, and yes, even princesses all make mistakes! In this endearing and hilarious picture book by Jennifer Stinson, young readers can take a peek into the marvelous mess-ups and ferocious faux-pas of fairy-tale characters. Rebecca Ashdown's delightful colors and funny expressions will leave readers snickering. Perfect for fans of The Paper Bag Princess and Not All Princesses Dress in Pink. Bottom line: When children realize that everybody else messes up, maybe they'll feel better about messing up, too. Perfect for bedtime and for the classroom. Witches can be very whiny. Kings and queens don't share. Monsters sometimes want their mommies. Mermaids HATE to comb their hair.
Book Synopsis Frank the Fart Fairy by : Make Believe Ideas Ltd
Download or read book Frank the Fart Fairy written by Make Believe Ideas Ltd and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-02 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious fart fairy book with a whoopee cushion on the cover.
Book Synopsis Good Night, Fairies by : Kathleen Hague
Download or read book Good Night, Fairies written by Kathleen Hague and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2006-12-14 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this gentle and reassuring bedtime story, a mother reveals to her child all the delightful secrets about how fairies live, work, and play. Full color.
Download or read book Art of Fart written by Dougie Brimson and published by eBook Partnership. This book was released on 2012-01-01 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The most detailed examination of the flatulent arts of modern times.!With subjects ranging from the real reasons why women seem to have such a problem with the call of the colon, through to the delights of stealth farting, no wind related subject remains unexplored in what is quite possibly the most politically incorrect book ever.
Book Synopsis The Flim-Flam Fairies by : Alan Katz
Download or read book The Flim-Flam Fairies written by Alan Katz and published by Running Press. This book was released on 2008-07-29 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “A Royal Stinkfest!” —Fairy Queen of Snots “What a gas!” —Fairy O. Hara, author of Gone Is the Wind “This book makes great reading—and even better toilet paper!” —I.C. Butts, President of S.T.I.N.K. (Society to Inform Nice Kids) Say the word “fairies” and it conjures up images of little winged beings made of gossamer and light, exquisitely dressed in shimmering gowns or twirly, little bejeweled skating costumes. Well, you haven't met The Flim-Flam Fairies. Be prepared for the crazy antics of the Fart Fairy, Snot Fairy, Dirty Underwear Fairy, as well as a few other less-than-enchanting fairies as they persuade their way into and out of children's lives in attempts to take over the Tooth Fairy's under-the-pillow enterprise. A silly story that will have the kids howling into their pillows with laughter!
Book Synopsis The Amaranth Chronicles by : Alexander Barnes
Download or read book The Amaranth Chronicles written by Alexander Barnes and published by Inkshares. This book was released on 2017-11-14 with total page 406 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Helix was meant to be a revolution, but even the most pure of intentions can spawn terrible evil, and the revolution of information and innovation they hoped for may not be the one they get.
Download or read book The Knot Fairy written by Bobbie Hinman and published by The Knot Fairy. This book was released on 2007 with total page 19 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Knot Fairy is a whimsical little fairy who flies through the sky at night wearing pajamas and fuzzy slippers. She loves to flitter into children's rooms and tangle their hair while they sleep. Included with the book is an audio CD featuring the story narration and an original song. With its full-page watercolor illustrations throughout, this rhyming book gives children pure enjoyment and allows them to believe in make-believe. After all, who better to blame it on than a fairy? This book is perfect for beginning readers.
Book Synopsis Almost Everybody Farts by : Marty Kelley
Download or read book Almost Everybody Farts written by Marty Kelley and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
Book Synopsis Annabelle, the Reluctant Fart Fairy by : M. Lott
Download or read book Annabelle, the Reluctant Fart Fairy written by M. Lott and published by . This book was released on 2014-02-27 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Annabelle, like all of her fairy friends, desperately wants to be a rose fairy when she grows up. But when things go horribly wrong at the Great Selecting ceremony, the fairy queen tells Annabelle she will have to spend the rest of her life as a fart fairy! As Annabelle's childhood friends distance themselves from her, Annabelle's family -- especially her goofy brother, Fevrile -- tell her everything will be alright. But, she knows better than to believe them. This is the story of how Annabelle tries to run away from her life as a fart fairy, breaking rules and friendships along the way. But, when catastrophe strikes, she is forced to embrace her identity as a Forgotten Fairy, leading her to a destiny more important than anything else in history. Annabelle, the Reluctant Fart Fairy is book one in the Forgotten Fairies series, designed for readers ages 5 to 105. The Forgotten Fairies Series, by M.T. LottHave you ever wondered if there were more than just flower and butterfly fairies?Are you getting bored with the same-old fairy stories?Are you wondering what real fairies actually do all day? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then the Forgotten Fairies series is for you. Learn More at: www.ForgottenFairies.com INTERVIEW WITH M.T. LOTTHow did you create the character of Annabelle the Fart Fairy? I'm a dad, and my two kids -- one boy, one girl -- love silly and slightly gross stories. Think Captain Underpants type books. My daughter loved fairy books and movies when she was little. She would constantly ask me to tell her fairy stories before bed. When I ran out of cute fairy stories, I created the Annabelle character. I probably told her fifty stories before I thought, "Hey, this might make a good character for a book." Did your daughter help you write the book? She was my beta reader, for sure. I also got a few ideas from her. Once I was stuck in part of the book and I asked her what she thought should happen. She had a great idea, and I put it in the book. When did you start writing books? I've written since I was in junior high school, but I never published anything. I was an off-and-on writer. Once my kids started reading, I thought about writing books for children, but I never had a good idea until Annabelle. What do you like to do for fun? Surfing, gardening, and hiking. What's next for Annabelle? I am for sure going to write a third book featuring Annabelle. But, after that, I might start working on books about some of the other Forgotten Fairies. I think maybe Fevrile deserves a chance to tell his story.
Book Synopsis The Farting Animals Coloring Book by : M. T. Lott
Download or read book The Farting Animals Coloring Book written by M. T. Lott and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-06 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The original farting animals coloring book, filled with twenty cute and funny illustrations of animals passing gas. A funny gift for kids of all ages or for a white elephant gift exchange. Contains images of horse, Labrador retriever, kitten, meerkat, bunny, baby elephant, wiener dog, giraffe, squirrel, deer, hedgehog, fox, and more!
Book Synopsis The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig by : Emer Stamp
Download or read book The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig written by Emer Stamp and published by Scholastic UK. This book was released on 2013-10-03 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We love Pig , but Pig loves Farmer. After all, Farmer gives Pig yummy slops and special back scratches, and calls him Sausage and seems to love him more, the fatter he gets. Just as well Pig doesn't speak any Farmer. But Duck does (Duck's clever like that), and he's determined his best friend should know the truth.
Download or read book The Fart Fairy written by Bobbie Hinman and published by Mark Wayne Adams Incorporated. This book was released on 2010-06-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tells the story of the Fart Fairy, who is responsible for the embarrassing sounds and odors which can occur in everyday situations.
Book Synopsis How to Train the Perfect Parents by : Rebecca Ashdown
Download or read book How to Train the Perfect Parents written by Rebecca Ashdown and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-13 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If your parents need training, this smart little girl can help you get them in shape A playful new picture book about when to take control . . . and when to ask for help. Meet Mimi Lee: she has a three-step plan for training her parents to be PERFECT. It's simple, even if mom and dad don't always get the hang of it. But Mimi knows she's succeeded when her parents FINALLY let her get the new puppy she's wanted. Then the mischievous dog arrives, reversing the roles . . . and Mimi discovers that being trained is very hard work, indeed.
Download or read book Fairy Farts written by Kelli Hansen and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-03-04 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the book the fairies DON'T want you to read! Why? Because it exposes the dirty little secret of the fairy tale kingdom...fairy farts! Giggle your way through this cute, funny, silly, gross (but not too gross) story that tells you everything you never knew about fairy farts...the good, the bad, and the stinky. Not your typical fart book! This story includes 26 pages of hand drawn, quality illustrations that showcase the funny predicaments faced by adorable, beautiful, graceful (and farting) fairies. Their colorful world combines the seemingly contradictory sweet grace of fairies with the down to earth humor of passing gas in an adorable story that will help any child understand that beauty and grace can coexist with normal bodily functions. You'll both enjoy these entertaining fairy exploits...it's likely to become one of your favorite bedtime story books, and you'll find yourself chuckling over this funny picture book long after it's finished!This funny picture book for children is perfect for: Girls and BoysReading aloudBedtime storiesPreschoolEarly readersChildren who love fairiesKids (and grown-ups) who think farts are funny
Book Synopsis Bubble Homes and Fish Farts by : Fiona Bayrock
Download or read book Bubble Homes and Fish Farts written by Fiona Bayrock and published by Charlesbridge Publishing. This book was released on 2009 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bubbles serve many different functions for a wide variety of animals. Some use them for protection, some to find food, and others to keep warm.
Book Synopsis How to Fart at Work by : Mats & Enzo
Download or read book How to Fart at Work written by Mats & Enzo and published by Carlton Books. This book was released on 2019-08-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the toilet etiquette experts who brought you the global game-changer How to Poo at Work comes an equally essential guide on dealing with flatulence Anyone who has ever worked in an office, or indeed any other enclosed space, has confronted the gut-wrenching problem: to fart or not to fart? Mats & Enzo have spent years studying this fragrant issue--sometimes armed only with a single gas mask for protection. With informative illustrations to elucidate their findings, How to Fart at Work is the practical guide to solving every gaseous situation you might encounter. Whether you smelled it or dealt it, this expert advice will help you smooth your way through these malodorous moments . . . and even teach you how flatulence can further your career
Book Synopsis "I fart in your general direction!" by : Don H. Corrigan
Download or read book "I fart in your general direction!" written by Don H. Corrigan and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2023-07-26 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This exhaustive work on flatulence breaks new wind on every aspect of abdominal gas in popular culture. A definitive taxonomy of farts details the characteristics of each variety, including barking spiders, cheek squeakers and green apple dirties. Philosophical positions on colonic expression are examined, from Confucius, Hume, Voltaire and the existentialists. Chapters cover a wide range of fart-focused stand-up comedy, cinema, children's books, toys and merchandise. The author's postscript describes a lifetime preparing for his subject through fraternity membership and offbeat assignments as a newspaper journalist.
