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A Christmas Story

Author : Jean Shepherd
Publisher : Dramatic Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781583420317
Total Pages : 150 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (23 download)

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Download or read book A Christmas Story written by Jean Shepherd and published by Dramatic Publishing. This book was released on 2000 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A beloved, bestselling classic of humorous and nostalgic Americana--the book that inspired the equally classic Yuletide film. The holiday film "A Christmas Story," first released in 1983, has become a bona fide Christmas perennial, gaining in stature and fame with each succeeding year. Its affectionate, wacky, and wryly realistic portrayal of an American family's typical Christmas joys and travails in small-town Depression-era Indiana has entered our imagination and our hearts with a force equal to "It's a Wonderful Life" and "Miracle on 34th Street," This edition of "A Christmas Story" gathers together in one hilarious volume the gems of autobiographical humor that Jean Shepherd drew upon to create this enduring film. Here is young Ralphie Parker's shocking discovery that his decoder ring is really a device to promote Ovaltine; his mother and father's pitched battle over the fate of a lascivious leg l& the unleashed and unnerving savagery of Ralphie's duel in the show with the odious bullies Scut Farkas and Grover Dill; and, most crucially, Ralphie's unstoppable campaign to get Santa--or anyone else--to give him a Red Ryder carbine action 200-shot range model air rifle. Who cares that the whole adult world is telling him, "You'll shoot your eye out, kid"? The pieces that comprise "A Christmas Story," previously published in the larger collections "In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash" and "Wanda Hickey's Night of Golden Memories," coalesce in a magical fashion to become an irresistible piece of Americana, quite the equal of the film in its ability to warm the heart and tickle the funny bone.

Why We Don't Shoot the Wounded

Author : Jim Reynolds
Publisher : Xulon Press
ISBN 13 : 1615792783
Total Pages : 266 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (157 download)

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Download or read book Why We Don't Shoot the Wounded written by Jim Reynolds and published by Xulon Press. This book was released on 2010-05 with total page 266 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why We Don't Shoot the Wounded makes the case for the redemption and restoration of fallen church leaders and members, rather than ostracizing them through shame and guilt, or forcing them to permanently step down from their calling within a faith community. The author cites biblical precedents in the lives of leaders in Israel and the Church, and retells the story of the God who seeks to restore, and who calls all of us to become the Church who heals the wounded. Church members, he says, need to be equipped to respond when one of their own "is overtaken by a trespass, to restore such a one with a spirit of gentleness." This is done within the context of naming the sin, lifting the shame, guilt and secrecy surrounding church scandals, and then moving through the process of forgiveness, healing, accountability and restoration. Jim Reynolds holds a bachelor's and a master of divinity degree from Abilene Christian University (1964, 1967), a doctorate from the Graduate Theological University, Berkeley, Calif. (1974), and a law degree from SMU (1981). He has been a licensed marriage and family counselor, and has published numerous articles and books, including Secrets of Eden, God and Human Sexuality (1974), The Lepers Among Us (2007), and The Lavish Hospitality of God (2009). Jim has taught religion, theology, philosophy, and biblical studies at Pepperdine University and the University of Texas, and presently is an adjunct professor at Dallas Christian College. He also does mediation for Dale O'Neall and Associates in Fort Worth, Texas. From 1981 to 2007, Jim was a family lawyer and partner with the Whitaker Chalk law firm in Fort Worth, Texas. Since 1984 he has been pastor of Lake Highlands Church in Dallas, Texas. Jim and his wife, Donna, have two children and eight grandchildren.

Vacuuming in the Nude

Author : Peggy Rowe
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1637631006
Total Pages : 212 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (376 download)

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Download or read book Vacuuming in the Nude written by Peggy Rowe and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-08-16 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Peggy Rowe is at it again—this time giving a hilarious inside look at her writing career. Peggy Rowe has been writing all of her adult life. In fact, she doesn’t know how not to write—even through those years of constant rejection from publishing houses. But between her tenacity and the encouragement of her family, Peggy’s breakthrough finally came—at the age of eighty! Vacuuming in the Nude is most likely her funniest prose to date as she shares her journey of attending myriad writers’ conferences and honing her ability to see humor in everyday situations. From the family’s beloved dog Shim, who thrived on piles of fresh, warm manure from the horse pasture—to vacationing on the sweltering beach with mosquitos the size of dune buggies—to the challenges of aging, Peggy Rowe delivers a hilarious array of stories that reflect her addiction to making people laugh. Even in her cancer support group, she manages to use her humor to affect others for the good. If Peggy isn’t putting her publisher on hold to finish a game of Mahjongg, she’s at her kitchen table window-on-the-world taking notes for the next story for fans old and new to enjoy.

Don't Shoot the Horse

Author : H. Randy Hayes
Publisher : Xulon Press
ISBN 13 : 1602669074
Total Pages : 278 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (26 download)

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Download or read book Don't Shoot the Horse written by H. Randy Hayes and published by Xulon Press. This book was released on 2007-08 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Don't Shoot the Horse" is simply a book of encouragement, offering hope to the reader. Hayess unique way of looking at things will help to inspire Christians to notice the many gifts the Savior bestows daily. (Practical Life)

Don't Shoot! I'm Just the Avon Lady!

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Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1605305049
Total Pages : 250 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (53 download)

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Download or read book Don't Shoot! I'm Just the Avon Lady! written by and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Rogue

Author : Mark Frost
Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0375870474
Total Pages : 370 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (758 download)

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Download or read book Rogue written by Mark Frost and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2015 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Will West and his friends enter the alternate universe of the Never in order to rescue Will's friend and mentor Dave from the dangerous and deadly creatures from beyond"--

The Big Book of Boy Stuff

Author : Bart King
Publisher : Gibbs Smith
ISBN 13 : 1423611187
Total Pages : 316 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (236 download)

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Download or read book The Big Book of Boy Stuff written by Bart King and published by Gibbs Smith. This book was released on 2004-07-15 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There's this boy. Let's say he's somewhere between nine and thirteen years old or so. You'd like to see this kid get creative. You'd like to see him get some exercise. You'd like to see him get out from in front of the television. And you'd love for him to be motivated enough to find some stuff to do on his own. This boy NEEDS The Big Book of Boy Stuff! What do I do if I get a bean stuck up my nose? How can I make lightning without killing myself? Where can I find new practical jokes to play on my friends and family? How can I make a rocket? What is the best way to poop outside? How do I tell a girl I like her? Why would I tell a girl I like her? How many mosquitoes does it take to suck all the blood out of a person? What's that smell? . . . and many, many more! This big, thick, durable book includes fascinating chapters on gross stuff, magic, emergencies, fireworks, games, experiments, jokes, activities, insults, pets, flying things, and, of course, duct tape. No boyhood is complete without a copy!

The Threat From Within

Author : Gilbert Lewis
Publisher : Dorrance Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1646105001
Total Pages : 465 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (461 download)

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Download or read book The Threat From Within written by Gilbert Lewis and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2019-12-11 with total page 465 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Threat From Within By: Gilbert Lewis The ISIS high command is angry that the hostage operation has failed. They conclude that their main obstacle is the MI6 operative, Estella “Rose” Mathews. Rose and a combined team of British and French Special Forces successfully rescued the six hostages from England, France, and the United States. After the hostages were successfully rescued, ISIS now plans an attack using their western fighters. Again, these attacks are prevented by western intelligence agencies. ISIS has now moved its attack to the America Homefront. MI6 assigns Rose to the CIA. The CIA, in turn, assigned Rose to work covertly with the American company White Mountain Analytics (WMA). ISIS develops a fool-proof-plan to kill Rose. They have posted a “kill contract” on the darknet to assassinate Rose. The posting of the “kill contract” is answered by Adolf Wolfgang (Wolf) Schneider. Wolf was in the Marines and was given a dishonorable discharge. He blames his being booted from the Marines on a black captain. Wolf grew up in Kentucky with a father who blamed all of his failures on the “blacks.” Wolf grew up in an environment of “White Supremacy” thus, him being booted from the Marines only strengthen his hatred for Negros, slant eyes and beaners. Upon being booted from the Marines, Wolf found his way to KKK camps in Montana and Tennessee. Within two years he was the top dog. The KKK camp sells drugs brought in illegally from Mexico. Wolf quickly spreads the KKK enterprise to gun running and prostitution. Wolf’s expertise is “sniper” kills. His motto is “One Shot, One Kill.” He learned the trade in the Marines. When Wolf answered the post to kill Rose, he already had completed kills on mafia rats, crooked politicians, and police officers who have not honored their contract to the mafia. So far, he finds it easy money. Each kill brings in an average of $100K. Wolf checks on the darknet monthly for easy kills. His contract to kill Rose is $600K. The story unfolds as Rose is tipped off that there is a kill contract on her life. Rose and members of WMA determine that the assassin is a member of a White Nationalist camp in Tennessee. The WMA team discovers that the camp is involved in illicit drugs, opioids, gun-running, and forced prostitution. When the prostitutes are no longer needed, they use them in snuff movies. Rose and her team of experienced special operations personnel and the FBI engage in a long siege. As the siege continues, President Trout in his rallies is bad-mouthing the FBI. The crowd surrounding the White Nationalist camp is turning against Rose and the FBI. They must quickly and carefully attack and turn the general public against the tide of support for these domestic terrorists.

Some Things You Just Don't Question

Author : Judy Shoenthal
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595305199
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (953 download)

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Download or read book Some Things You Just Don't Question written by Judy Shoenthal and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2004 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Darren Hobbs is a recently married, born-again Christian, who thinks he has the perfect life--that is, until he meets Daniel Johnson. Daniel is a rebel who loves to party, and is anything but a Christian. This doesn't stop Darren and Daniel though, for they are attracted to each other despite the fact that Darren is married and Daniel has a long-term girlfriend. It isn't easy for them, for before they know what happens, the boys are soon taken on a journey full of love, pain, and angst while learning from each other that some things you just don't question.

The Garden

Author : Sandra Wasco
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1479711756
Total Pages : 384 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (797 download)

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Download or read book The Garden written by Sandra Wasco and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-09-12 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wasco has created a family story rich with southern ambiance. The strength of her characters and how they relate to each other gives this novel it's uniqueness. As you read, you become but an observer. You'll begin to experience the overwhelming vacuum the Second World War created. Loneliness, fear, survival and hardships. All united but separate as each family experiences daily life on their own. Your invited to share their life in rural Alabama during the intense war years after the bombing of Pearl Harbor. Learn about one young mother and wife, as she plans for an unknown future. Share in her trials and dreams. Does she achieve her dream, or will circumstances be her undoing. Spend some time. Share their lives, breathe in the country air, linger a while, and become part of the past.

Let Me Be Clear

Author : Katie Kieffer
Publisher : Forum Books
ISBN 13 : 0804139768
Total Pages : 377 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (41 download)

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Download or read book Let Me Be Clear written by Katie Kieffer and published by Forum Books. This book was released on 2014-06-24 with total page 377 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A SEARING INDICTMENT OF THE MASTER OF CHARM, BARACK OBAMA, FOR HIS HISTORIC WAR ON AMERICAN YOUTH “Let me be clear.” It was his come-hither call, his winsome whistle, his lingual lure. Barack Obama employed this phrase to sell his lies as maxims and his ineptitude as expertise. From JFK to Bill Clinton, America has experienced charming and coy presidents. But the most charming and coy is Obama, who seduced a generation of 95 million young Americans he used for his own political gain. Katie Kieffer is a gutsy commentator who gives it back to Barack. She turns his words against him. She grabs the high bar of transparency that Obama set for himself and snaps it with her wit. In Let Me Be Clear, Kieffer gives us an unflinching yet entertaining account of this administration’s exploitation of Millennials: · How: Obama spearheaded the Great Recovery—and young people could tell when their law degrees landed them jobs as baristas. · What: the “New Shacking Up” entails. (Hint: parents AND young people hate this trend.) · How: Barack’s buddy essentially wrote Obama-care without Congress. Plus, nearly 300 doctors offer free-market solutions to improve health care. · How: a constitutional law–professor president failed to rationally discuss gay marriage. · Why: Barack wouldn’t have been the best father for Trayvon Martin; he deserved better. · What: “Assuming We Don’t Die Tonight” reveals about the bloodcurdling story of Benghazi. · How: liberal lies about guns have “tattooed” all youths as criminals. Kieffer implodes the naïve War on Guns and presents solutions for mass violence with more love and more guns. Inspiring hope, Kieffer outlines how conservatives and independents can win electoral races and achieve entrepreneurial dreams. Kieffer’s got grit. She’s very clear with her president: she brings smooth-tongued bullies to justice. See for yourself.

Secrets and Silence

Author : Selena Jamison
Publisher : Dog Ear Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1457511770
Total Pages : 352 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (575 download)

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Download or read book Secrets and Silence written by Selena Jamison and published by Dog Ear Publishing. This book was released on 2012-05 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Run for Your Life

Author : Charles Space
Publisher : Tate Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1602478961
Total Pages : 356 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (24 download)

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Download or read book Run for Your Life written by Charles Space and published by Tate Publishing. This book was released on 2008-02 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With a fly-by-the-seat-of-his-pants attitude and the determination to be more than just the status quo, Charlie forges a life and career that is beyond description. He never expected to work for NASA or Disney when he dropped out of junior high to sell bubble gum, but Charlie's days of skipping school teach him valuable lessons about construction and self-preservation. Eventually finding himself back in the classroom, a teacher's encouragement moves Charlie to change his life forever. Going on to attend Georgia Tech and to become the engineer he was created to be, Charlie has the opportunity to participate in projects beyond his own imaginationa "the Space Program's solid rocket manufacturing facility, the Saturn-Apollo Moon Landing for NASA, design and development for Walt Disney World, Panama Canal defenses, and much more. But Charlie's life isn't limited to engineering and work. Adventures in selling scrap rubber as a child and taking 'Dad's worst shortcut' across a pitch-black cattle trail through the desert merely scratch the surface of Charlie's life. Experience a look behind the scenes and follow Charlie's trail of adventures that indeed prove the saying, 'Engineers don't idle well.'"

Hands Up, Don’t Shoot

Author : Jennifer E Cobbina
Publisher : NYU Press
ISBN 13 : 1479862320
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (798 download)

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Download or read book Hands Up, Don’t Shoot written by Jennifer E Cobbina and published by NYU Press. This book was released on 2020-05-12 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Understanding the explosive protests over police killings and the legacy of racism Following the high-profile deaths of eighteen-year-old Michael Brown in Ferguson, Missouri, and twenty-five-year-old Freddie Gray in Baltimore, Maryland, both cities erupted in protest over the unjustified homicides of unarmed black males at the hands of police officers. These local tragedies—and the protests surrounding them—assumed national significance, igniting fierce debate about the fairness and efficacy of the American criminal justice system. Yet, outside the gaze of mainstream attention, how do local residents and protestors in Ferguson and Baltimore understand their own experiences with race, place, and policing? In Hands Up, Don’t Shoot, Jennifer Cobbina draws on in-depth interviews with nearly two hundred residents of Ferguson and Baltimore, conducted within two months of the deaths of Brown and Gray. She examines how protestors in both cities understood their experiences with the police, how those experiences influenced their perceptions of policing, what galvanized Black Lives Matter as a social movement, and how policing tactics during demonstrations influenced subsequent mobilization decisions among protesters. Ultimately, she humanizes people’s deep and abiding anger, underscoring how a movement emerged to denounce both racial biases by police and the broader economic and social system that has stacked the deck against young black civilians. Hands Up, Don’t Shoot is a remarkably current, on-the-ground assessment of the powerful, protestor-driven movement around race, justice, and policing in America.

Because I Said So!

Author : Ken Jennings
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476706964
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (767 download)

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Download or read book Because I Said So! written by Ken Jennings and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-08 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Draws on medical case histories, scientific findings, and personal research by the author to separate myth from fact and debunk a vast array of parental edicts.

Trap Shooting Secrets

Author : James Russell
Publisher : James Russell Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0916367096
Total Pages : 190 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (163 download)

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Download or read book Trap Shooting Secrets written by James Russell and published by James Russell Publishing. This book was released on 1997 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With over 132 practice tips and more than 100 illustrations, reading this guide is like having a personal shooting coach. This huge technical book teaches techniques of professional trap shooting; singles, handicap and double trap.

A Christmas Story

Author : Jean Shepherd
Publisher : Crown
ISBN 13 : 0307768732
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (77 download)

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Download or read book A Christmas Story written by Jean Shepherd and published by Crown. This book was released on 2010-10-27 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A beloved, bestselling classic of humorous and nostalgic Americana—the book that inspired the equally classic Yuletide film and the live musical on Fox. The holiday film A Christmas Story, first released in 1983, has become a bona fide Christmas perennial, gaining in stature and fame with each succeeding year. Its affectionate, wacky, and wryly realistic portrayal of an American family’s typical Christmas joys and travails in small-town Depression-era Indiana has entered our imagination and our hearts with a force equal to It’s a Wonderful Life and Miracle on 34th Street. This edition of A Christmas Story gathers together in one hilarious volume the gems of autobiographical humor that Jean Shepherd drew upon to create this enduring film. Here is young Ralphie Parker’s shocking discovery that his decoder ring is really a device to promote Ovaltine; his mother and father’s pitched battle over the fate of a lascivious leg lamp; the unleashed and unnerving savagery of Ralphie’s duel in the show with the odious bullies Scut Farkas and Grover Dill; and, most crucially, Ralphie’s unstoppable campaign to get Santa—or anyone else—to give him a Red Ryder carbine action 200-shot range model air rifle. Who cares that the whole adult world is telling him, “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid”? The pieces that comprise A Christmas Story, previously published in the larger collections In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash and Wanda Hickey’s Night of Golden Memories, coalesce in a magical fashion to become an irresistible piece of Americana, quite the equal of the film in its ability to warm the heart and tickle the funny bone.