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Author : Humor Heals Us
Publisher : Farting Adventures
ISBN 13 : 9781637316139
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (161 download)
Download or read book Danny the Dragon Loves to Fart written by Humor Heals Us and published by Farting Adventures. This book was released on 2021-11-17 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Humor Heals Us
Publisher : Humor Heals Us
ISBN 13 : 9781953399274
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (992 download)
Download or read book Frank the Farting Flamingo written by Humor Heals Us and published by Humor Heals Us. This book was released on 2020-09-24 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Warning: This book may cause farting. Frank is an ordinary flamingo, except for one small problem: He has gas. He can't help it; it's just the way he is. Fortunately, he explains farting is so common that there are different kinds of names for each fart. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com
Author : Hollywood Kay
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781951696078
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (96 download)
Download or read book Dragons Love Farts written by Hollywood Kay and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dragons enjoy passing gas in a variety of comical situations.
Author : Marty Kelley
Publisher : Union Square & Co.
ISBN 13 : 1454941480
Total Pages : 31 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (549 download)
Download or read book Almost Everybody Farts written by Marty Kelley and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
Author : Erik Anderson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (775 download)
Download or read book Felix the Farting Elf written by Erik Anderson and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-06 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you seeking a "tootastic" stocking stuffer, silly bedtime story, fun classroom read aloud, or clever brain break with comic relief and nonstop giggles? Meet Felix, a hilarious elf with a "gut wrenching" problem: he's "lack toast" intolerant! Plus, it's a "SMELLY" good time, written in rhyme, illustrated with holiday swag, and stuffed with kid-friendly humor to make you bell laugh or snort: "Remember Felix when you're feeling bloated. He had a secret talent but never gloated! Embrace your gifts and share with others: family, friends, neighbors, elves, sisters, and brothers!" Grab this bum-busting funny children's book about farts and toots because it's better than Rudolph's root beer or Grandma Gertie's eggnog! Hang it under the tree or menorah as a zany holiday gift or year-round literary celebration of puns, jokes, themes of, friendship, team work, tolerance, and gas galore!
Author : Timothy Knapman
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781788818728
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (187 download)
Download or read book Thunder Down Under written by Timothy Knapman and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-13 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Crikey! Someone just farted!It's HUGE. It's smelly. But who did it?Not Wombat, Emu or Kangaroo.Tiny Numbat knows, but NOBODY is listening!
Author : Ben Jackson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780995234031
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (34 download)
Download or read book The Day My Fart Followed Me Home written by Ben Jackson and published by . This book was released on 2016-09-28 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you and your child love to read together, then you are going to love this! The Day My Fart Followed Me Home is a beautifully illustrated journey of Timmy and how he meets his new friend! If you enjoy reading funny books with gorgeous pictures and love your child to read along with you, then make sure you grab The Day My Fart Followed Me Home! Discover and giggle along with Timmy on his unexpected journey with his new best friend!
Author : Humor Heals Us
Publisher : Farting Adventures
ISBN 13 : 9781637310274
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (12 download)
Download or read book Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred written by Humor Heals Us and published by Farting Adventures. This book was released on 2021-01-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fred doesn't want to get up. Mainly because it's a holiday he doesn't like, but also because the girl next door insists on a kiss. He soon finds himself running away but not before visiting all the beautiful landmarks in the world. Our gas carries us Up the Eiffel Tower. Then past the Arc de Triomphe With full fart power. Share this new funny story for Valentine's Day or any day of the year to learn all about famous landmarks and world travel. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey, Frank the Farting Flamingo, Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin, Fairy the Farting Unicorn, and Fritz the Farting Reindeer.
Author : Zia Molina
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (66 download)
Download or read book Sunny The Farting Bunny written by Zia Molina and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-09 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids of all ages will love this silly, fun story about a bunny who just can't stop tooting! OH NO, Sunny the Bunny just can't stop tooting! With the help of her best friend, she tries all different remedies to cure her of all that farting. Kids will love finding out how Sunny finally gets cured along with the importance of good friends. Hilarious read aloud story will delight toddlers, preschoolers, kindergarteners, or children to read by themselves. Parents and kids will laugh and smile as they read about the farting bunny's tooting fun adventure! Perfect for: For kids who love animal fart books. kids who think farts are funny everyone who loves a silly story a funny Spring book for toddlers a funny book for kids ages 2-4, 4-8 as a silly birthday present an Easter basket Order today and the toots will be heading your way!
Author : Jennifer Stinson
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 9780062436238
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (362 download)
Download or read book Even Fairies Fart written by Jennifer Stinson and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-08-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Turns out nobody is perfect! Queens and kings; giants and trolls, and yes, even princesses all make mistakes! In this endearing and hilarious picture book by Jennifer Stinson, young readers can take a peek into the marvelous mess-ups and ferocious faux-pas of fairy-tale characters. Rebecca Ashdown's delightful colors and funny expressions will leave readers snickering. Perfect for fans of The Paper Bag Princess and Not All Princesses Dress in Pink. Bottom line: When children realize that everybody else messes up, maybe they'll feel better about messing up, too. Perfect for bedtime and for the classroom. Witches can be very whiny. Kings and queens don't share. Monsters sometimes want their mommies. Mermaids HATE to comb their hair.
Author : Tamara Kitt
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 61 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (187 download)
Download or read book The Boy who Fooled the Giant written by Tamara Kitt and published by . This book was released on 1963 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Mrs MR Smelt It Dealt It
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 30 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (926 download)
Download or read book F is for FART #2 written by Mrs MR Smelt It Dealt It and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-10-05 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If F is for FART blew you away with its hysterical humor, you will surely love F is for FART #2. F is for FART #2 is about farts. Yes, farts. It's also about ABCs, rhymes, and animals-but it's mostly about farts, and making you and your loved ones laugh about farts. Each letter stands for an animal and is accompanied by a rhyme, which is short and stinky-much like farts are stinky. We hope you think this book stinks in all the right ways. What are the right ways? I'm glad you asked. We've got farts that smell, farts that BOOM, farts that TOOT, farts that groan, and plenty of fart FACTS. Was it you? Was it me? No, of course not-it was the animals! We've got animals from Africa, China, and even Rottnest Island! We've got animals from the East and animals from the West; animals from near and animals from far! We've got animals that fly high in the sky and those that swim deep in the sea! We've even got animals from the land down under-even an animal that is extinct! Some farting creatures live in forests; others live in trees! Just buy the book and you-you will see; just buy the book-just buy it, please! Worried that we've skipped a favorite animal of yours? I don't think so! We've got ... A for alpaca B for brown bear C for chimpanzee D for dolphin E for elk F for fox G for gorilla H for horse I for impala J for jackal K for koala L for lion M for moose N for numbat O for owl P for panda Q for quokka R for rat S for seal T for tiger U for unicorn fish V for vampire bat W for walrus X for xenoceratops (ZEE-no-SEH-rah-tops) Y for yellow mongoose and Z for zebu. If your kids love farts as much as ours, we're sure this book will be a favorite, so please consider adding it to your library. Mr. Smelt It and Mrs. Dealt It Also available F is for FART handwriting activity book F is for FART coloring book P is for POOPS The EMBARRASSED UNICORN A is for AVIATION N is for NATIONAL PARKS
Author : Zia Molina
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (241 download)
Download or read book Percy The Farting Puppy written by Zia Molina and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-18 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids will love this cute and fun rhyming story about a puppy that just loves to fart! Percy the puppy LOVES to fart! He farts everywhere, no matter what! While some think his toots are hilarious he learns that it might not be a good idea to fart everywhere! Makes for a fun read and a great opportunity to talk about when and where farting is okay...or not okay.Hilarious read aloud story will delight toddlers, preschoolers, kindergarteners, or children to read by themselves.Parents and kids will laugh and smile as they read about the farting puppy's tooting everywhere! Perfect for: For kids who love animal fart books. kids who think farts are funny everyone who loves a silly story kids who love dog and puppy books a funny Spring book for toddlers a funny book for kids ages 2-4, 4-8 as a silly birthday present an Easter basket Boys and Girls will have fun finding out how Percy learns to tame his tooting ways!
Author : Sam Lawrence
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780995234024
Total Pages : 44 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (34 download)
Download or read book The Day My Fart Followed Me To Hockey written by Sam Lawrence and published by . This book was released on 2016-10-19 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Day My Fart Followed Me To Hockey is a beautifully illustrated journey of Timmy and his best friend the Little Fart as they attend Timmy's first hockey tryouts. Chaos and laughter ensue as the Fart attempts to help out his best friend the only way he knows how.
Author : Mary Nhin
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781953399915
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (999 download)
Download or read book Positive Ninja written by Mary Nhin and published by . This book was released on 2020-07-24 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Positive Ninja wasn't always so happy and optimistic. She used to struggle with negativity until she learned a strategy that would change her forever. Find out what happens in this comedic book about mindfulness. Life is hard! And it's even harder for children who are just trying to figure things out. The new children's book series, Ninja Life Hacks, was developed to help children learn valuable life skills. Fun, pint-size characters in comedic books easy enough for young readers, yet witty enough for adults. The Ninja Life Hacks book series is geared to kids 3-11. Perfect for boys, girls, early readers, primary school students, or toddlers. Excellent resource for counselors, parents, and teachers alike. Collect all the Ninja Life Hacks books: marynhin.com/ninjaset.html Fun, free printables at marynhin.com/ninja-printables.html
Author : Humor Heals Us
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781637310229
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (12 download)
Download or read book Fairy the Farting Unicorn written by Humor Heals Us and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-23 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Danny Baker
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 1444937413
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (449 download)
Download or read book Lucie Goose written by Danny Baker and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2017-10-05 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A magnificently funny first picture book by Danny Baker, the popular comedy writer, journalist, radio DJ and screenwriter. Illustrated by rising star Pippa Curnick. Lucie Goose lives all alone in a house at the edge of the woods. She has never met or spoken to another animal of any sort until... a wolf, bear and lion turn up on her doorstep and go Rraaaarrrrrr! She should start screaming. She should run away. But Lucie Goose isn't very good at being scared. What will she do? Introducing a wonderfully charming and funny new picture book from two remarkable talents.
