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Author : Richard Barry
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780966285710
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (857 download)
Download or read book Cruise Ship Passengers Ask the Wackiest Questions! written by Richard Barry and published by . This book was released on 2000-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Bradley Mckay
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781483990514
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (95 download)
Download or read book Funny Comments - Cruise Ship Passengers (Hardcopy) written by Bradley Mckay and published by . This book was released on 2013-03-29 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book began twelve years ago, whilst walking on the pier in an exotic destination. A passenger approached and blurted out the most bizarre question I had ever heard. I grabbed the nearest piece of paper, and wrote the comment down in order to capture it to be shared with others. From that day forth, I carried a piece of paper in my top pocket to capture the moment. I used the 10 second rule, to give them the chance to realise what it was they were asking. The result of recording these questions and statements has resulted in the book you are holding. At the time of hearing the comments, I had a burning desire to reply with an equally bizarre answer. However I had some empathy due to them being on a cruise which can have an effect on some people's grasp of reality. As you navigate through this book, some questions where so outrageous that, I was completely baffled and had no response to include. I have personally witnessed every comment in this book, including the horrific spelling and grammatical errors. I hope you enjoy reading each comment and look out for some that you may have said yourself. After all we can all say things that seem perfectly reasonable at the time.
Author : Bradley Mckay
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781533147615
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (476 download)
Download or read book Funny Comments - Cruise Ship Passengers written by Bradley Mckay and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-07 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book began sixteen years ago, whilst walking on the pier in an exotic destination. A passenger approached me and blurted out the most bizarre question I had ever heard. I grabbed the nearest piece of paper, and wrote the comment down in order to capture the moment to share with my fellow crew members later on. From that day forth, I carried a piece of paper in my top pocket to capture the moment as it was said. I used the 10 second rule, to give the passenger the chance to realise what it was they had said. The result of recording these questions and statements throughout the years gave me the inspiration to write this book. At the time of hearing the comments, I had a burning desire to reply with an equally bizarre answer. However, I had some empathy due to them being on a cruise which can have an effect on some people's grasp of reality. As you navigate through this book, some questions where so outrageous, that I was completely baffled and had no response to include. I have personally witnessed every comment in this book, including the horrific spelling and grammatical errors produced in written comments. I hope you enjoy reading each comment and look out for some that you may have said yourself. After all we can all say things that seem perfectly reasonable at the time when on holiday.
Author : Charlie Hogg
Publisher : Austin Macauley Publishers
ISBN 13 : 1528993071
Total Pages : 273 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (289 download)
Download or read book The Funny Assassin written by Charlie Hogg and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2024-01-05 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Billy Doyle: a skilled military Ops Specialist turned uproarious stand-up comedian. His days of combat may have taken a backseat to laughter, but his fighting spirit hasn’t hung up its boots just yet. In a twist of fate, his comedic routine catches the eye of a British Intelligence Officer, especially when Billy effortlessly fends off thugs post-show. This act of valour swiftly lands him a new gig, melding his military prowess with his comedic charm in the covert world of espionage. Billy’s debut in the cloak-and-dagger realm involves investigating, and possibly eliminating, the nefarious Lord Carmthen, the mastermind of a grand blackmailing empire stationed right out of London. As Carmthen’s dark money fuels a drug syndicate stretching across South America, Billy finds himself chasing shadows from the bustling heart of South Florida to the sun-kissed shores of the Caribbean. Infiltrating the cartel isn’t a laughing matter, but Billy’s comedic facade proves to be an unexpected asset in a world where trust is a rare commodity. As he delves deeper into the underbelly of the drug trade, entangling with the cartel’s members, his mission morphs into a crusade to cripple the cartel’s stronghold. But the stakes are sky-high, and the moments of peril Billy faces demand far more than punchlines to navigate. Every covert operation drags him further into a deadly game where missteps could be fatal, and trust could be a mirage. The only constant companion Billy has is danger, and his only armour is his undying resolve to dismantle the tendrils of corruption and hopefully, live to tell the tale.
Author : Dr. Ron Wolfson
Publisher : Turner Publishing Company
ISBN 13 : 1580234690
Total Pages : 200 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (82 download)
Download or read book The Seven Questions You're Asked in Heaven written by Dr. Ron Wolfson and published by Turner Publishing Company. This book was released on 2011-06-16 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How do you get to the heart of a life well lived? Its all about the questions. If you can hear the questions and apply them to the way you live your life on earth today, then when the time comes, your soul will be ready to take that stairway to heaven, prepared to answer the Seven Questions with a resounding Yes!, and take your rightful place among the angels. from the Prologue In this charming, inspiring and wise guide to a well-lived life, beloved teacher Ron Wolfson provides an advance copy of the Seven Questions youll be asked in heavenwhether youre a believer or a non-believer. The answers to these questions will help you shape a life of purpose and meaning on earth today. Supported by wisdom from the Jewish tradition, lifes experiences, and personal anecdotes, Wolfson tells you about these transformative questions and explores the values that are at the heart of a life that matters. He offers funny, insightful and poignant stories of how peopleancient and contemporaryhave answered the Seven Questions through their everyday actions. He encourages you to reflect on your own life goals and provides ideas both big and small for achieving them.
Author : Peter Greenberg
Publisher : Villard
ISBN 13 : 1588361284
Total Pages : 498 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (883 download)
Download or read book The Travel Detective written by Peter Greenberg and published by Villard. This book was released on 2005-05-03 with total page 498 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Renowned travel authority and NBC Today show travel editor Peter Greenberg shares his insider secrets. Americans now travel more than ever before. Yet as our traveling has increased, the service we receive from airlines, hotels, and other agencies has deteriorated dramatically. Industry surveys reveal what you already feel: growing dissatisfaction among travelers of every age, income, and education level. We've been abused by the travel experience. Peter Greenberg is here to help. The Travel Detective tells you the things most travel agents can't — or sometimes just won't — tell you. In his characteristic friendly and conversational tone, Greenberg tells how to find the secret walk-up fares that can save air travelers hundreds, if not thousands of dollars on last minutes flights; which coach seats on which planes are better than first class; the secret rule to know to avoid being bumped from a flight, which cruise ship brochures lie; which credit card companies are fastest — and slowest — to come to your aid in a foreign land, or worse, in the U.S.,; which hotels have the best — and the worst — fire and crime safety records, and how you can protect yourself; how to negotiate the best hotel room deal; which hotels have the worst water pressure in their showers (and better yet, how you can get great water pressure, even at those hotels); and much, much more. Accessible and entertaining, The Travel Detective gives you the information and tools you need to make every trip an affordable pleasure.
Author : United States. Congress. Senate. Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 44 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (319 download)
Download or read book The Cruise Passenger Protection Act (S. 1340) written by United States. Congress. Senate. Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Laura Rapp
Publisher : Hunter Publishing, Inc
ISBN 13 : 158843561X
Total Pages : 300 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (884 download)
Download or read book Cruising the Eastern Caribbean written by Laura Rapp and published by Hunter Publishing, Inc. This book was released on 2012-12-01 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book offers comprehensive coverage of vessels that cruise the region and what they offer--service, cabin details, amenities, passenger/crew ratio, dining options and itineraries. The guide covers: Antigua, St. Lucia, Barbados, Dominica, Grenada, Puerto Rico, St. Martin, Guadeloupe, St. Thomas & Martinique. The author tells you how to get the most out of your 8-10 hours in each port the ships will be calling on. Information covered includes taxi tours, where to find the best shops, tour operators who are familiar with the ships' schedules and will get you back to your ship on time. For most ports, suggested walking tours are detailed, and out-of-town attractions are described as well.
Author : Philip Gibson
Publisher : Routledge
ISBN 13 : 1351379534
Total Pages : 394 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (513 download)
Download or read book Cruise Operations Management written by Philip Gibson and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2018-09-21 with total page 394 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cruise Operations Management: Hospitality Perspectives offers a comprehensive and contextualised overview of hospitality services for the cruise industry. As well as providing a background to the cruise industry, it also looks deeper into the management issues, providing a practical guide for students and professionals alike. Since the last edition of this book was published, there have been many important developments in the industry. This third edition has been updated to include: New content on: health, safety and security, sustainability, environmental impacts of cruise operations, changing and emerging markets, professionalism and talent management, innovation and digital technologies A new chapter on 'Leadership in the cruise industry' New international case studies throughout to provide a real-world insight into the industry Additional online resources, including PowerPoint slides for instructors and student quizzes to test knowledge This comprehensive, accessible and engaging text is essential reading for all those seeking to study cruise operations management whether for academic or vocational reasons.
Author : Rick Steves
Publisher : Rick Steves
ISBN 13 : 1631213822
Total Pages : 1388 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (312 download)
Download or read book Rick Steves Mediterranean Cruise Ports written by Rick Steves and published by Rick Steves. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 1388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Set sail and dive into Europe's magnificent port cities with Rick Steves Mediterranean Cruise Ports! Inside you'll find: Rick's expert advice on making the most of your time on a cruise and fully experiencing each city, with thorough coverage of 23 ports of call Practical travel strategies including how to choose and book your cruise, adjust to life on board on the ship, and save money Self-guided walks and tours of each port city so you can hit the best sights, sample authentic cuisine, and get to know the culture, even with a short amount of time Essential logistics including step-by-step instructions for arriving at each terminal, getting into town, and finding necessary services like ATMs and pharmacies Rick's reliable tips and candid advice on how to beat the crowds, skip lines, and avoid tourist traps Helpful reference photos throughout and full-color maps of each city Useful tools like mini-phrasebooks, detailed instructions for any visa requirements, hotel and airport recommendations for cruise access cities, and what to do if you miss your ship Full list of coverage: Provence, Marseille, Toulon and the Port of La Seyne-sur-Mer, Cassis, Aix-en-Provence, Nice, Villefrance-sur-Mer, Cap Ferrat, Monaco, Cannes, Antibes, Florence, Pisa, Lucca, the Port of Livorno, Rome, the Port of Civitaveccia, Naples, Sorrento, Capri, Pompeii, Herculaneum, the Amalfi Coast, Venice, Split, Dubrovnik, Athens, the Port of Piraeus, Mykonos, Santorini, Corfu, Olympia and the Port of Katakolo, Crete and the Port of Heraklion, Rhodes, Istanbul, Ephesus, and The Port of Kusadasi Maximize your time and savor every moment in port with Rick's practical tips, thoughtful advice, and reliable expertise. Heading north? Pick up Rick Steves Scandinavian & Northern European Cruise Ports.
Author : Arthur Frommer
Publisher : John Wiley & Sons
ISBN 13 : 0470474661
Total Pages : 516 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (74 download)
Download or read book Ask Arthur Frommer written by Arthur Frommer and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2009-03-11 with total page 516 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Arthur Frommer is still dispensing practical advice to travelers." -USA Today "Written in Frommer's trademark light and conversational tone, [Ask Arthur Frommer] covers more than 800 topics, from packing quandaries to the best airport-food options, all arranged alphabetically for easy reference. Each entry is brief, informative, and entertaining." -American Way magazine "Packed with practical advice for budget travel...Frommer's strong opinions and conversational writing style make the book a fun, easy read." --About.com "Reading [Ask Arthur Frommer] is like having dinner -- and a glass of wine and then coffee and dessert -- with the world's best travel advisor." -Jeanne Leblanc, Courant.com "Arthur has a unique perspective on the changes that have take place over the past 50 years. This book is packed with everything from airfares and lodging to vacations for nudist and vegans." -Tripso.com Organized by travel topic More than 500 entries Each entry is a short, digestible take--no longer than a page. 250 b&w photos Arthur's style is personable and engaged--his personality shines through.
Author : Brian David Bruns
Publisher : Travelers' Tales
ISBN 13 : 193236160X
Total Pages : 386 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (323 download)
Download or read book Cruise Confidential written by Brian David Bruns and published by Travelers' Tales. This book was released on 2008 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bruns spills the dirt--or in this case, the dirty water--on those romantic, fun-filled vacations at sea in this hilarious chronicle of the year he spent working for Carnival Cruise Lines. In this breezy expos, readers go below the waterline, where the crew lives, eats, wars, and parties.
Author : Jim Jorgen
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 153203377X
Total Pages : 114 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (32 download)
Download or read book The Best of Enemies written by Jim Jorgen and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2017-10-24 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mike Owen has a secret reason for enrolling in Oxford in 1913.He is an agent for the CEO of Standard Oil of New York: Mr. Henry Folger is interested in both petroleum AND Shakespeare. Mike knows that he can easily handle the academic side of Oxford. But he is determined to take care of the social side of Oxfordand that includes the girls. Suddenly war breaks outjust when Mike is enjoying himself in Berlin as a guest of his classmate Fabian Brandt. (From Fabians pilot brother Mike has learned how to fly an airplane!) He finds himself trapped on the German side; America is neutral. When Wilson finally declares war in 1917, Mike is in German-occupied Jerusaleman enemy alien and a prisoner of war. By 1918 the Germans feel forced to kill the prisoners and retreat. His only hope of escape is to steal (!) an airplane and fly it to the British base in faraway Cairo. He thinks to himself: do I have the balls to risk an attempt which has a one per cent chance of success?
Author : Joshua Kinser
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780692322598
Total Pages : 114 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (225 download)
Download or read book Cruise Ships Do Funny Things to Me written by Joshua Kinser and published by . This book was released on 2014-11-20 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of Chronicles of a Cruise Ship Crew Member, a #1 bestseller in Amazon's "Cruise" and "Caribbean" categories. What kind of ridiculous and outrageous stuff happens to people who work on cruise ships? Funny stuff, that's what. At least that's what happened to me while I was sailing around the world working aboard cruise ships for more than six years. This 84-page collection of nineteen true short stories offers a comical glimpse into the life of a cruise ship crew member, those brave souls who dare to leave it all behind to go live inside the hull of a ship, way below the waterline. It takes a special kind of person to want to live so close to a bilge tank. It's true; Cruise ships do funny things to me. And here's the proof.
Author : United States. Congress. Senate. Committee on Commerce
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1746 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)
Download or read book Hearings written by United States. Congress. Senate. Committee on Commerce and published by . This book was released on 1972 with total page 1746 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : United States. Congress. House. Committee on Merchant Marine and Fisheries. Subcommittee on Merchant Marine
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 268 pages
Book Rating : 4.F/5 ( download)
Download or read book Cruise Ship Industry written by United States. Congress. House. Committee on Merchant Marine and Fisheries. Subcommittee on Merchant Marine and published by . This book was released on 1986 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : David Foster Wallace
Publisher : Back Bay Books
ISBN 13 : 0316090522
Total Pages : 546 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (16 download)
Download or read book A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again written by David Foster Wallace and published by Back Bay Books. This book was released on 2009-11-23 with total page 546 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These widely acclaimed essays from the author of Infinite Jest -- on television, tennis, cruise ships, and more -- established David Foster Wallace as one of the preeminent essayists of his generation. In this exuberantly praised book -- a collection of seven pieces on subjects ranging from television to tennis, from the Illinois State Fair to the films of David Lynch, from postmodern literary theory to the supposed fun of traveling aboard a Caribbean luxury cruiseliner -- David Foster Wallace brings to nonfiction the same curiosity, hilarity, and exhilarating verbal facility that has delighted readers of his fiction, including the bestselling Infinite Jest.
