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Book Synopsis Congratulations, You Suck by : Josh Pederson
Download or read book Congratulations, You Suck written by Josh Pederson and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-12 with total page 468 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Between that and his ex-girlfriend (a professional blogger) writing a book about how much he and their romance sucked, he's forced to face his past, the future and the tragedies of being human.
Book Synopsis You Suck at Cooking by : You Suck at Cooking
Download or read book You Suck at Cooking written by You Suck at Cooking and published by Clarkson Potter. This book was released on 2019-10-15 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you crave food all the time? Do you think you might want to eat again in the future? Do you suck at cooking? Inspired by the wildly popular YouTube channel, these 60+ recipes will help you suck slightly less You already know the creator of the YouTube show You Suck at Cooking by his well-manicured hands and mysterious voice, and now you’ll know him for this equally well-manicured and mysterious tome. It contains more than sixty recipes for beginner cooks and noobs alike, in addition to hundreds of paragraphs and sentences, as well as photos and drawings. You’ll learn to cook with unintimidating ingredients in dishes like Broccoli Cheddar Quiche Cupcake Muffin-Type Things, Eddie’s Roasted Red Pepper Dip (while also learning all about Eddie’s sad, sad life), Jalapeño Chicken, and also other stuff. In addition, there are cooking tips that can be applied not only to the very recipes in this book, but also to recipes outside of this book, and to all other areas of your life (with mixed results). In the end, you just might suck slightly less at cooking.* *Results not guaranteed
Book Synopsis Why You Suck at Guitar by : Tommy Gordon
Download or read book Why You Suck at Guitar written by Tommy Gordon and published by Fretboard Media Group. This book was released on 2015-11-18 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here's a book intended to challenge you. Here’s a book meant to inspire you. This book is a wake-up call to the global problems and roadblocks for you as a guitarist. This book is meant to be a reality check. Even if guitar playing is a hobby for you, your level of enjoyment and satisfaction will increase exponentially if you get better, start to like your playing and sound, and then continue to move forward. But if you aspire to be a part-time gigging and recording musician or full-time musician/guitarist, this book is filled with the ten reasons that are seriously holding you back. (It might even give you enough clues to help you teach guitar lessons for years to come!) I want you to attack any or all of these problems that apply to you, and get your momentum back as a guitarist. I’ve always believed that the expression “momentum builds motivation” is the key to developing as a musician. Once you’re truly excited about your playing, your creativity, and your growth, amazing things can happen with your music. If you’re here reading a book called “Why You Suck at Guitar” then it means that you’re finally ready to deal with those issues that plague aspiring musicians everywhere. It means that you’re brave. Brave enough to face the facts. I wrote this to help you, and not to make you feel bad — or worse — about your music. This is your wake-up call — a musician-to-musician intervention — with the goal of helping you get back on the right path. Music should be fun, and it’s always fun to get better. I wrote this to help all guitarists because I know that if we don’t like our sound, our abilities, or our playing, then music isn’t fun at all. It’s an annoying feeling. By the way, if you’re just looking for a book of guitar exercises, that’s not what you’ll find here. If you wanted to buy another book of riffs that some random musician-author thinks every guitarist in the world should know, that’s fine -- but maybe you don’t understand what being a real musician means. What you need is clear. You need a personal sound — and that takes a very personal, grounded approach. That means that you need to deal with some big, global issues in your music-making and not worry about which new lick or riff will suddenly transform your playing. On the other hand, if you’ve already totally decided what you — as a guitarist — need to do to get better, but you’re kind of pissy and stubborn about it, then may I suggest that you just go and do that thing. Don’t read this book to see if I can or will change your mind. Do what you want! Follow your musician instincts. If you pretty much know what you want as a musician, and you already have a sense about what you need to work on, seriously, just practice that! But if you do need some more input, some more ideas, some feedback, and a dose of outside inspiration, then you are my ideal reader because: 1) You want to get better now and 2) You admit that you don’t have all the answers 3) You have enough of an open mind to check out what I’m going to say and work on removing those roadblocks that apply to you.
Book Synopsis You Suck at Drinking by : Matthew Latkiewicz
Download or read book You Suck at Drinking written by Matthew Latkiewicz and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2015-04-07 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hey -- you there with the cheap chardonnay -- you think you know how to drink, but this book will gently lead you to the conclusion that you do, indeed, suck at drinking. It's time to imbibe correctly, and author Matthew Latkiewicz has compiled this helpful, wryly humorous guide to help you navigate any drinking situation and answer any pedantic questions, including: * What's the difference between a flip, a fizz, and a smash? * What is the official state term for being inebriated in Iowa? * How do you choose the right drink to suit any occasion? And much more! Complete with tons of helpful illustrations and handy graphs, this guide will become indispensable to anyone who no longer wants to -- suck at drinking.
Book Synopsis You Suck for Leaving Us But Congrats on the New Job by : Funny But Rude Books
Download or read book You Suck for Leaving Us But Congrats on the New Job written by Funny But Rude Books and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-25 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a funny way to say congratulations on a new job to a coworker? This funny and sarcastic notebook for a coworker will surely be a goodbye gift they will not forget! It is a hilarious gift and will surely get a big laugh from your treasured colleague. Because you both know the only reason they suck is because they are leaving you. Handy 6X9 Size 120 blank college-ruled pages Unique design Soft side matte cover
Download or read book #goddoesntsuck written by Britt D Walker and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-16 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Congratulations! You have been diagnosed with a Chronic Illness. Now what? After finding out she had an auto-immune condition that required a full re-start of her life, author, Britt Walker, sought answers through her faith. She was generally a good person who worked as an advocate for abused children for goodness sake! Didn't that mean something to the Big Guy? How does she mentally and physically walk through this? Where was God and how does she still trust Him? Why does He allow bad things to happen? This book is her year-long quest to find those answers with brutal honesty, a bit of humor, and a large dose of sarcasm. In "#GODDOESNTSUCK (But Your Chronic Illness Does)," you will learn how to: - Give yourself a stinking break and self-care. - Equip yourself with tools to fight sadness and worries while you warrior through this illness. - Respond non-violently when someone tells you "everything happens for a reason." - Get the support you need and have better relationships with your friends and family. - Most importantly, see that God Doesn't Suck, and this illness is just an open invitation to start over and even do it better, if you let it. So chronic illness turned out not be an optional diagnosis on your WebMD search. This is not what you had in mind when you envisioned your life, but you need to know this, it's not the end. This illness sucks, but God does not. This book will show you why. Britt Walker is a wife, mom, attorney and entrepreneur of her interior decorating company, Enapay Designs. She has assisted in the creation of non-profits and child advocacy programs, and loves to sit at home watching re-runs of the Office with her husband, Josh. To find out more about Britt and why God Doesn't Suck please check out her website www.GodDoesntSuck.org.
Book Synopsis Watching YouTube by : Michael Strangelove
Download or read book Watching YouTube written by Michael Strangelove and published by University of Toronto Press. This book was released on 2010-04-30 with total page 281 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An anonymous musician plays Pachelbel's Canon on the electric guitar in a clip that has been viewed over sixty million times. The Dramatic Gopher is viewed over sixteen million times, as is a severely inebriated David Hasselhoff attempting to eat a hamburger. Over 800 variations, parodies, and parodies-of-parodies are uploaded of Beyonce Knowles' Single Ladies dance. Tay Zonday sings Chocolate Rain in a video viewed almost forty million times and scores himself a record deal. Obama Girl enters the political arena with contributions such as I Got a Crush on Obama and gets coverage in mainstream news networks. In Watching YouTube, Michael Strangelove provides a broad overview of the world of amateur online videos and the people who make them. Dr. Strangelove, the Governor General Literary Award-nominated author that Wired Magazine called a 'guru of Internet advertising,' describes how online digital video is both similar to and different from traditional home-movie-making and argues that we are moving into a post-television era characterized by mass participation. Strangelove draws from television, film, cultural, and media studies to help define an entirely new field of research. Online practices of representation, confessional video diaries, gendered uses of amateur video, and debates over elections, religion, and armed conflicts make up the bulk of this groundbreaking study, which is supplemented by an online blog at strangelove.com/blog. An innovative and timely study, Watching YouTube raises questions about the future of cultural memory, identity, politics, warfare, and family life when everyday representational practices are altered by four billion cameras in the hands of ordinary people.
Book Synopsis The Opposite of Loneliness by : Marina Keegan
Download or read book The Opposite of Loneliness written by Marina Keegan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-04-08 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The instant New York Times bestseller and publishing phenomenon: Marina Keegan’s posthumous collection of award-winning essays and stories “sparkles with talent, humanity, and youth” (O, The Oprah Magazine). Marina Keegan’s star was on the rise when she graduated magna cum laude from Yale in May 2012. She had a play that was to be produced at the New York Fringe Festival and a job waiting for her at The New Yorker. Tragically, five days after graduation, Marina died in a car crash. Marina left behind a rich, deeply expansive trove of writing that, like her title essay, captures the hope, uncertainty, and possibility of her generation. Her short story “Cold Pastoral” was published on NewYorker.com. Her essay “Even Artichokes Have Doubts” was excerpted in the Financial Times, and her book was the focus of a Nicholas Kristof column in The New York Times. Millions of her contemporaries have responded to her work on social media. As Marina wrote: “We can still do anything. We can change our minds. We can start over…We’re so young. We can’t, we MUST not lose this sense of possibility because in the end, it’s all we have.” The Opposite of Loneliness is an unforgettable collection of Marina’s essays and stories that articulates the universal struggle all of us face as we figure out what we aspire to be and how we can harness our talents to impact the world. “How do you mourn the loss of a fiery talent that was barely a tendril before it was snuffed out? Answer: Read this book. A clear-eyed observer of human nature, Keegan could take a clever idea...and make it something beautiful” (People).
Download or read book Life Sucks! written by Eric Teh and published by Partridge Publishing Singapore. This book was released on 2017-08-03 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you feeling lost in life? Are you having troubles and dilemmas figuring out what youre supposed to do in life? Are you getting tired of being tired, stressed, and weak? Are you taking full control of your life, living the lifestyle of your choice, and achieving your own dreams or other? Are you feeling happy every day? Everybody wants to be happy, to spend time enjoying something they want and not worry about anything. Unfortunately, many are trapped in their comfort zones, feeling stressed and tired daily. As time passes, many may not realize that their routines never change and theyre not doing anything to solve the problem. Theyre just feeling afraid and waiting for miracles to happen that can change their lives. Some come to realize that life is stressful, meaningless, and unworthy that they decide to end it as a way of escaping reality. Some are fulfilling their life purpose and blissfully working on their dreams. That person can be you as well. But the questions are still being pondered, and the universe is asking, How bad do you want it? Are you willing to take the risk of stepping out of your comfort zone and changing your life? If yes, this book has all the answers.
Book Synopsis Running That Doesn't Suck by : Lisa Jhung
Download or read book Running That Doesn't Suck written by Lisa Jhung and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2019-07-09 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Running doesn't have to suck. Ease yourself into a comfortable routine (promise!) with this hilarious and approachable guide to workouts and nutrition from an experienced athlete. We've all side-eyed the chipper runners jogging by in their short-shorts and "Fun Run"-finisher tops and felt a little envious. How do they get out there and do it every day? How did they become Runners? Though it's theoretically one of the most natural sports for humans, the general response to running tends to be, "It's hard. It sucks. I wish I could do it." If you want to enjoy running, this helpful and humorous guide will get you started, keep you going, and teach you to "embrace the suckiness" (Hint: You don't have to run at 6 a.m. and you definitely don't have to wear short-shorts). You'll also find body maintenance tips, nutritional guidance, and running etiquette pointers. And, when you're feeling discouraged, Jhung's down-to-earth advice will help you stay motivated and confident. With smartly organized chapters that you can read in any order, this book includes insights from professional runners, sports psychologists, coaches, physical therapists, and Jhung's own two-decade writing and running career. Whether you're looking for inspiration or setting specific goals, this book has everything you need to get hooked on the sport.
Download or read book Pregnancy Sucks written by Joanne Kimes and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2003-11-01 with total page 207 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pregnancy Sucks, by Joanne Kimes and Sanford A. Tisherman, M.D., gives you real solutions to all the annoying and somewhat awkward situations that can unexpectedly arise during your pregnancy. Did you know that: Farm-fresh butter, or petroleum jelly, works just as well for your itchy belly as a fancy and overpriced "pregnancy" product? If you're put on bedrest, walkie-talkies will allow you to yell at your husband-no matter where he is in the house! Surrounding yourself with regular pillows (don't forget to swipe your husband's) is just as good as buying a special large "pregnancy pillow"-and more adaptable to giving support where you personally need it? Doing the hokey pokey, or taking a warm shower, can ease Braxton Hicks contractions? Full of insight, hilarity, and practical solutions on every page, Pregnancy Sucks shows how, through it all, you can survive with your health, dignity, and sanity intact!
Book Synopsis How to Stop Sucking by : Sigue Hoffman
Download or read book How to Stop Sucking written by Sigue Hoffman and published by Sigue Hoffman. This book was released on 2010-12-17 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "How to Stop Sucking" is a self-help book that explains how to act right, enjoy great relationships, live well and leave a great corpse. The book covers everything you need to know about marriage, dating, work, pets, parenting, religion, party etiquette and, of course, what to do when the zombies come. "How to Stop Sucking" is a total life guide for everyone who sucks a little and makes a great gift for the person in your life who sucks a lot. "How to Stop Sucking" is conveniently sized to fit on windshields, wedged in doorways or under a stack of papers so "that special someone" can receive the help they need, without ever knowing where it came from. The world would be a better place if everyone stopped sucking and with "How to Stop Sucking," now everyone can! You're welcome.
Book Synopsis The Incontrovertible Code of (Formerly) Unwritten Rules by : Quentin Parker
Download or read book The Incontrovertible Code of (Formerly) Unwritten Rules written by Quentin Parker and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-07-18 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Never hog both armrests when you fly. Doorways, staircases, and elevator entrances are inappropriate spots to stop and chitchat. Always remember that one's own poop does, in fact, stink. When you borrow someone's car, fill it up with gas before you give it back. These are the unwritten rules of life. Observe them, and one rises above the great unwashed. Observe them not, and one goes straight to trailer trash. In this hilariously civil guide, you'll learn all of the principles of politesse our mothers tried to teach us--but some of us just weren't listening. So listen up, because our mothers were right: Handsome is as handsome does. If you never really understood what that meant--and who did?--then this book is for you. The Universal Code of (Formerly) Unwritten Rules: Because some rules should never be broken.
Book Synopsis Everyday Aspergers by : Samantha Craft
Download or read book Everyday Aspergers written by Samantha Craft and published by YOUR STORIES MATTER. This book was released on 2018-12-10 with total page 532 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: @page { margin: 2cm } p { margin-bottom: 0.21cm } a:link { color: #0000ff } Through 150 entries, Samantha Craft presents a life of humorous faux pas, profound insights, and the everyday adventures of an autistic female. In her vivid world, nothing is simple and everything appears pertinent. Even an average trip to the grocery store is a feat and cause for reflection. From being a dyslexic cheerleader with dyspraxia going the wrong direction, to bathroom stalking, to figuring out if she can wear that panty-free dress, Craft explores the profoundness of daily living through hilarious anecdotes and heart-warming childhood memories. Ten years in the making, Craft’s revealing memoir brings Asperger’s Syndrome into a spectrum of brilliant light—exposing the day-to-day interactions and complex inner workings of an autistic female from childhood to midlife.
Book Synopsis A Place at the Table by : Susan Rebecca White
Download or read book A Place at the Table written by Susan Rebecca White and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-03-04 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The lives of an ostracized gay Southern boy, a wealthy Connecticut woman, and an African-American chef converge in a chic Manhattan café, in a tale ranging from 1920s North Carolina to the AIDS epidemic of the 1980s and the present day.
Book Synopsis The Mourning of September by : Dajion Houston
Download or read book The Mourning of September written by Dajion Houston and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2020-04-13 with total page 329 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Having committed many murders and brutal crimes, Zoe Lacking, a former gang member and paid street fighter, is on the run hiding from the law, former gang members, and a bounty hunter called “Traitor.” She also suffers from sleep deprivation that will lead to her drug, alcohol abuse, and personality disorder. In her new dysfunctional life, she’ll find comfort in the arms of many men, an assassin, a murdering doctor, a serial killer, and a fast-food robber. But her life will be forever changed when she moves to New York and gets a job as a window washer in lower Manhattan using a fake identity. There she will meet the lost and confused spirit of a man who died during the 9/11 attacks, also stuck between the spiritual and physical realm. She agrees to help him find out who he is; he agrees to help her find her daughter.
Download or read book All-American written by Julia Brownell and published by Dramatists Play Service, Inc.. This book was released on 2012 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE STORY: ALL-AMERICAN is the story of a modern American family: suburban dad and former NFL star Mike Slattery works hard to make his daughter, Katie, the star quarterback at her new school while ignoring her brainy twin brother, Aaron. But Katie
