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Confessions of a Naughty Mommy

Author : Heidi Raykeil
Publisher : Seal Press
ISBN 13 : 0786750693
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (867 download)

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Download or read book Confessions of a Naughty Mommy written by Heidi Raykeil and published by Seal Press. This book was released on 2010-01-08 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sex. After. Baby. These three words are whispered by mothers everywhere who find themselves stumped and shocked by the state of their sex lives. Naughty Mommy Heidi Raykeil has been down that road and chronicles her experiences in her online column Sex in the Suburbs. Raykeil knows firsthand that there are still plenty of things our mothers (and friends, and doctors) don’t tell us about motherhood, but that every mother should know. While the media continues to bombard us with images of sex everywhere we turn, the reality for married couples with children today is much different. Do-it-all-moms seem to be doing everything except IT. Raykeil is out to change that. Confessions of a Naughty Mommy is a funny, honest, and sexy account of Raykeil’s search for her missing libido—lost in action after she gave birth to her daughter. She takes readers along on her journey from mystified and frustrated new mom through the bumpy awkwardness of reigniting the home fires during naptime and date night to a newfound discovery and appreciation of sex after baby. With humor, grit, and style, she shares what has worked for her and her husband, as they balance their dual roles of parents and lovers.

True Mom Confessions

Author : Romi Lassally
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101024623
Total Pages : 292 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (1 download)

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Download or read book True Mom Confessions written by Romi Lassally and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2009-04-07 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mothers' hilarious, outrageous, heartfelt admissions "Sometimes I lock myself in the bathroom." "I put an educational DVD on so I could have sex. It wasn't with my husband." Romi Lassally provides a judgment-free zone where women can reveal their mommy misdemeanors. From not feeling like cleaning up vomit in the middle of the night, to barking something completely inappropriate to the children, to wanting to be pawed by hands that aren't covered in jelly, the confessions pour in daily. Heartfelt and hilarious, naughty and nasty, frank and outrageous, the confessions culled together for this book represent the best-or the worst?-of those humbling hidden secrets of motherhood in all its glorious messiness as improvisation and triage. They dare to suggest that it's okay for moms to make mistakes, to have unkind thoughts, to publicly or privately embarrass themselves-and above all to be human.

Confessions of a Prep School Mommy Handler

Author : Wade Rouse
Publisher : Crown
ISBN 13 : 0307382710
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (73 download)

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Download or read book Confessions of a Prep School Mommy Handler written by Wade Rouse and published by Crown. This book was released on 2008-08-12 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At an elite prep school, the devil wears Lilly Pulitzer pink. When Wade Rouse, who grew up more Hee-Haw than Dynasty, was hired as the director of publicity at the prestigious Tate Academy, he quickly discovered his real job: to make the very pretty, very rich, very mean mommies of the elite students very happy. Enter Wade’s VIP volunteer and perfectly coiffed nightmare, former beauty queen and sports star Katherine Isabelle Ludington—Kitsy to her friends. In between designing Louis Vuitton–inspired reunion invitations, dressing as Ronald Reagan for Halloween, and surviving surprise Botox parties, Wade tries to tame Kitsy and her pink Lilly Pulitzer–clad posse while retaining a shred of self-esteem. Following a year in the life of the super rich and super spoiled, Confessions of a Prep School Mommy Handler is hilarious, heartbreaking, and deliciously catty.

Confessions of a Scary Mommy

Author : Jill Smokler
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451673787
Total Pages : 178 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book Confessions of a Scary Mommy written by Jill Smokler and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-04-03 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes I just let my children fall asleep in front of the TV. In a culture that idealizes motherhood, it’s scary to confess that, in your house, being a mother is beautiful and dirty and joyful and frustrating all at once. Admitting that it’s not easy doesn’t make you a bad mom; at least, it shouldn’t. If I can’t survive my daughter as a toddler, how the hell am I going to get through the teenage years? When Jill Smokler was first home with her small children, she thought her blog would be something to keep friends and family updated. To her surprise, she hit a chord in the hearts of mothers everywhere. I end up doing my son’s homework. It’s wrong, but so much easier. Total strangers were contributing their views on that strange reality called motherhood. As other women shared their stories, Jill realized she wasn’t alone in her feelings of exhaustion and imperfection. My eighteen month old still can’t say “Mommy” but used the word “shit” in perfect context. But she sensed her readers were still holding back, so decided to start an anonymous confessional, a place where real moms could leave their most honest thoughts without fearing condemnation. I pretend to be happy but I cry every night in the shower. The reactions were amazing: some sad, some pee-in-your-pants funny, some brutally honest. But they were real, not a commercial glamorization. I clock out of motherhood at 8 P.M. and hide in the basement with my laptop and a beer. If you’re already a fan, lock the bathroom door on your whining kids, run a bubble bath, and settle in. If you’ve not encountered Scary Mommy before, break out a glass of champagne as well, because you’ll be toasting your initiation into a select club. I know why some animals eat their young. In chapters that cover husbands (The Biggest Baby of Them All) to homework (Didn’t I Already Graduate?), Confessions of a Scary Mommy combines all-new essays from Jill with the best of the anonymous confessions. Sometimes I wish my son was still little—then I hear kids screaming at the store. As Jill says, “We like to paint motherhood as picture perfect. A newborn peacefully resting on his mother’s chest. A toddler taking tentative first steps into his mother’s loving arms. A mother fluffing her daughter’s prom dress. These moments are indeed miraculous and joyful; they can also be few and far between.” Of course you adore your kids. Of course you would lay down your life for them. But be honest now: Have you ever wondered what possessed you to sign up for the job of motherhood? STOP! DO NOT OPEN THIS BOOK UNTIL YOU RECITE THESE VOWS! I shall remember that no mother is perfect and my children will thrive because, and sometimes even in spite, of me. I shall not preach to a fellow mother who has not asked my opinion. It’s none of my damn business. I shall maintain a sense of humor about all things motherhood.

Confessions of an Angry Girl

Author : Louise Rozett
Publisher : Harlequin
ISBN 13 : 0373210485
Total Pages : 271 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (732 download)

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Download or read book Confessions of an Angry Girl written by Louise Rozett and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2012-08-28 with total page 271 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After the death of her father, Rose Zarelli struggles to contol her feelings and manage her life as a freshman in high school.

Confessions of an Obsessed Frat Boy

Author : Molly Storm
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (674 download)

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Download or read book Confessions of an Obsessed Frat Boy written by Molly Storm and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-08-06 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Confessions of an Obsessed Frat Boy is instalment 7 of the Frat House Confessions, a 12 part series releasing in 2021. Alyssa Brookes. I've been on my own for so long that I wouldn't know how to let anyone in at this point. I've never had any friends, no family left to speak of. I learnt from a young age that the only person I could ever truly trust is myself. Then I meet Asher, and everything I thought I knew blurs together. Everything moves and changes so quickly that I don't know what to believe. Can I trust myself to open up to Asher? Can I trust him to not run away with my heart? Asher Jones. There's something between us, a connection I've never felt before. For the first time in my life, I'm simply a boy falling in love with a girl. The only problem is, it's not that simple - I don't know if I believe that it ever is. Alyssa has these walls built up around her world to protect herself and I don't know how to convince her to let me in. All I need is one shot, one chance to show her that she doesn't need those walls anymore. She has me now, and I'll never let anything touch her.

Confess

Author : Colleen Hoover
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476791457
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (767 download)

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Download or read book Confess written by Colleen Hoover and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-03-10 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This book club in a box contains 7 stand alone titles of Colleen Hoover.

Confessions of an Elf

Author : Ira David Wood (III)
Publisher : Tate Publishing & Enterprises
ISBN 13 : 9781613467671
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (676 download)

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Download or read book Confessions of an Elf written by Ira David Wood (III) and published by Tate Publishing & Enterprises. This book was released on 2011 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I don't think anyone honestly believes that this infamous list, supposedly kept by Santa, really amounts to a hill of beans. Naughty or nice, everybody's included in Christmas. Always! That's just the way the boss operates. An elf from the North Pole, on a determined mission, breaks the Elfin Code of Silence in order to bring our twenty-first century world an update on the true meaning of Christmas and the very real spirit of Santa Claus. His outsider perspective of the world of 'biggles' offers each person who celebrates Christmas a valuable lesson on the holiday, their lives, and an inside look at who Santa Claus really is. As he explains it to the author: 'This isn't as much a book for children as it is a book for the child-like virtues inside all humans ... regardless of their age.' If the Christmas season is a special time in your life, this book is for you.

Naughty Mom - Returning to the Fountain of Youth

Author : Marguerite de Lyon
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781514314678
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (146 download)

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Download or read book Naughty Mom - Returning to the Fountain of Youth written by Marguerite de Lyon and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-07-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Naughty Mom Returning to the Fountain of Youth Eveline, a gorgeous mother and wife, feels as though she is doomed to a life of homemaking and mundane day to day house cleaning and soap operas. She'd always dreaded turning 40 as she has always heard that once a woman reaches that milestone in her life, everything changes and that the excitement of her youth would be lost forever, tucked way back into the past and only to be lived through vivid memories that will only fade as the years pass by. But she's not ready for a life of mediocrity. She's not ready to live a life without the thrill of really good sex every once in a while. And soon, with her son Aaron going away to college, the opportunity for continuous, spontaneous sex reveals itself to her, proving to her that she is still alive, and she is still very sexy and extremely hot, even at 40. Eveline is finally going to get the opportunity to feed her hunger for hot, steamy sex, fulfilling her needs as a woman, who is so much more than a lonely house wife with idle time on her hands.

The Ultimate Mom

Author : Maria Bailey
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 0757397662
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (573 download)

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Download or read book The Ultimate Mom written by Maria Bailey and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-01-01 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ultimate Mom is a moving collection of stories about the joys and hurdles of motherhood, laden with must-know advice from experts about all facets of motherhood--how to discover and polish an emerging parenting style; how to balance passion and hobbies with family; how be an effective mother-father team, and much more. Ultimate Mom offers readers: Practical, time-tested lessons from mothers about how to navigate smoothly through the ups-and-downs of motherhood More than 60 eye-catching photographs, featuring outstanding mothers and the milestones that span generations With insightful stories, practical ideas, sage advice, Ultimate Mom is a great gift book for the Mother's Day book launch.

The Rookie Mom's Handbook

Author : Heather Gibbs Flett
Publisher : Quirk Books
ISBN 13 : 1594746974
Total Pages : 230 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (947 download)

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Download or read book The Rookie Mom's Handbook written by Heather Gibbs Flett and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2013-06-25 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate activity book for first time moms: 250 confidence-boosting things you can do with or without your little one Bookstores are full of activity books for babies and toddlers, but The Rookie Mom’s Handbook is the only one designed exclusively for first-time mothers. Here are 250 enjoyable activities to help rookie moms maintain their individuality and boost their confidence about leaving the house, socializing, and doing things they’ve always liked to do — either with or without baby. Inspired by the popular blog www.rookiemoms.com, this handbook offers bite-sized activities organized according to the baby’s age. Some are crafty, some are adventurous, and some simply help get a meal on the table. Full of lively advice and adorable illustrations, The Rookie Mom’s Handbook is the perfect reminder that there’s more to life than dirty diapers and 3 a.m. feedings!

Literary Mama

Author : Andrea J. Buchanan
Publisher : Seal Press
ISBN 13 : 1580053351
Total Pages : 308 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (8 download)

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Download or read book Literary Mama written by Andrea J. Buchanan and published by Seal Press. This book was released on 2009-11-10 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Becoming a mother takes more than the physical act of giving birth or completing an adoption: it takes birthing oneself as a mother through psychological, intellectual, and spiritual work that continues throughout life. Yet most women’s stories of personal growth after motherhood tend to remain untold. As writers and mothers, Andrea Buchanan and Amy Hudock were frustrated by what they perceived as a lack of writing by mothers that captured the ambiguity, complexity, and humor of their experiences. So they decided to create the place they wanted to find, with the kind of writing they wanted to read. This unique collection features the best of the online magazine literarymama.com, a site devoted to mama-centric writing with fresh voices, superior craft, and vivid imagery. While the majority of literature on parenting is not literary or is not written by mothers, this book is both. Including creative nonfiction, fiction, and poetry, Literary Mama celebrates the voices of the maternally inclined, paves the way for other writer mamas, and honors the difficult and rewarding work women do as they move into motherhood.

The Stay-at-Home Survival Guide

Author : Melissa Stanton
Publisher : Seal Press
ISBN 13 : 0786745738
Total Pages : 401 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (867 download)

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Download or read book The Stay-at-Home Survival Guide written by Melissa Stanton and published by Seal Press. This book was released on 2009-02-23 with total page 401 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Melissa Stanton's The Stay-at-Home Survival Guide is an all-encompassing, truth-telling how-to book that addresses the many practical and psychological issues facing stay-at-home moms today. How do you create time for yourself? Is there really time to do it all (feed the kids, keep them busy, clean the house, balance the checkbook, and take a shower)? How do you deal with the absence of the "professional you"? An invaluable resource for mothers, The Stay-at-Home Survival Guide includes interviews with stay-at-home moms, discussions with experts (family therapists, educators, medical specialists, career counselors), checklists to help you make the most of your time and keep you balanced, and Melissa Stanton's own experiences leaving a career as an editor for People magazine to become a stay-at-home mom herself.

It's a Girl

Author : Andrea J. Buchanan
Publisher : Seal Press
ISBN 13 : 0786746335
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (867 download)

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Download or read book It's a Girl written by Andrea J. Buchanan and published by Seal Press. This book was released on 2009-03-13 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The most popular question any pregnant woman is asked — aside from "When are you due?" — has got to be "Are you having a girl or a boy?" When author Andrea Buchanan was pregnant with her daughter, she was thrilled to be expecting a girl. Some people were happy for her; visions of flouncy pink dresses and promises of mother-daughter bonding were the predictable responses. Other people, though, were concerned: "Is your husband OK with that?" "You can try again." "Girls are tough." This mixed message led her to explore the issue herself, with help from her fellow writers and moms, many of whom had had the same experience. As she did in It's a Boy: Women Writers on Raising Sons, Buchanan and her contributors take on what it's really like to raise a child-in this case, a girl-from babyhood to adulthood. It's a Girl, is a wide-ranging, often humorous, and honest collection of essays about the experience of the mother-daughter bond, taking on topics like "princess power" ("Shining, Shimmering, Splendid"), adding a girl to a brood of boys ("Confessions of a Tomboy Mom"), dealing with a daughter's eating disorder ("The Food Rules"), and mothering "hardcore mini-feminists" ("Tough Girls").

Literary Mama: Reading for the Maternally Inclined

Author : Andrea J. Buchanan Amy Hudock
Publisher : ReadHowYouWant.com
ISBN 13 : 1458778711
Total Pages : 430 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (587 download)

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Download or read book Literary Mama: Reading for the Maternally Inclined written by Andrea J. Buchanan Amy Hudock and published by ReadHowYouWant.com. This book was released on 2010-06-29 with total page 430 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Becoming a mother takes more than the physical act of giving birth or completing an adoption: it takes birthing oneself as a mother through psychological, intellectual, and spiritual work that continues throughout life. Yet most women's stories of personal growth after motherhood tend to remain untold. As writers and mothers, Andrea Buchanan and Amy Hudock were frustrated by what they perceived as a lack of writing by mothers that captured the ambiguity, complexity, and humor of their experiences. So they decided to create the place they wanted to find, with the kind of writing they wanted to read. This unique collection features the best of the online magazine literarymama.com, a site devoted to mama-centric writing with fresh voices, superior craft, and vivid imagery. While the majority of literature on parenting is not literary or is not written by mothers, this book is both. Including creative nonfiction, fiction, and poetry, Literary Mama celebrates the voices of the maternally inclined, paves the way for other writer mamas, and honors the difficult and rewarding work women do as they move into motherhood.

Mommy Burnout

Author : Dr. Sheryl G. Ziegler
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0062683705
Total Pages : 293 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (626 download)

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Download or read book Mommy Burnout written by Dr. Sheryl G. Ziegler and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2018-02-20 with total page 293 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate must-read handbook for the modern mother: a practical, and positive tool to help free women from the debilitating notion of being the "perfect mom," filled with funny and all too relatable true-life stories and realistic suggestions to stop the burnout cycle, and protect our kids from the damage burnout can cause. Moms, do you feel tired? Overwhelmed? Have you continually put off the things you need to do for you? Do you feel like it’s all worth it because your kids are happy? Are you "over" being a mother? If you answered yes to these questions, you’re not alone. Parents today want to create the ideal childhood for their children. Women strive to be the picture-perfect Pinterest mother that looks amazing, hosts the best birthday parties in town, posts the most "liked" photos, and serves delicious, nutritious home-cooked meals in her neat, organized home after ferrying the kids to school and a host of extracurricular activities on time. This drive, while noble, can also be destructive, causing stress and anxiety that leads to "mommy burnout." Psychologist and family counselor Dr. Sheryl Ziegler is well-versed in the stress that moms face, and the burden of guilt they carry because they often feel like they aren’t doing enough for their kids’ happiness. A mother of three herself, Dr. Z—as she’s affectionately known by her many patients—recognizes and understands that modern moms are all too often plagued by exhaustion, failure, isolation, self-doubt, and a general lack of self-love, and their families are also feeling the effects, too. Over the last nineteen years working with families and children, Dr. Z has devised a prescriptive program for addressing "mommy burnout"—teaching moms that they can learn to re-energize themselves and still feel good about their families and their lives. In this warm and empathetic guide, she examines this modern epidemic among mothers who put their children’s happiness above their own, and offers empowering, proven solutions for alleviating this condition, saving marriages and keeping kids happy in the process.

Opting In

Author : Amy Richards
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9780374226725
Total Pages : 340 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (267 download)

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Download or read book Opting In written by Amy Richards and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2008-04-29 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Addresses women's anxieties over parenting in a book that mixes memoir, interviews, historical analysis, and feminist insight.