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Author : John M. Irvin
Publisher : J & C Pub
ISBN 13 : 9780965642804
Total Pages : 164 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (428 download)
Download or read book Chicken Poop in My Bowl written by John M. Irvin and published by J & C Pub. This book was released on 1996-12-01 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Ilyan Kel Lavanway
Publisher : Bitblasters Gargantus Incorporated
ISBN 13 : 9780976800415
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (4 download)
Download or read book Chicken Poop from the Hole written by Ilyan Kel Lavanway and published by Bitblasters Gargantus Incorporated. This book was released on 2005-06-01 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You'll never realize how good you feel about yourself now until after you read CHICKEN POOP FROM THE HOLE: The Defecatory Precursor Edition, by Lavanimal, The Repulsive One, King of Disgust. Learn to squeeze a good laugh out of life's worst dilemmas. Wrought with ripe play on words! Conceited, narcissistic, and decisively belligerent, Lavanimal inflates his own ego while spewing valuable and unforgettable insights with raw and uncensored candor, shamelessly prostituting his own afflictions for a few cheap laughs and a reasonable cover price! Lavanimal paints analogies that ring true with religious fervor while inducing vomiting convulsions that heave his point home. Loaded with explosively descriptive imagery that will indelibly stain your brain, Lavanimal defines toilet humor like Elvis defined Rock and Roll. This book is beyond offensive! Can you deal with it? Chapters like PIGS, FARTING A LOT IN THE PARKING LOT, CORN RACING, POPPED A CHERRY AT A CHURCH DANCE, GLACIOVOLCANIC SCATOLOGY, GAMBLE GAS, FARTS PER MILLION, LET YOUR LIGHT SO SHINE, CHICKEN BURGER INCIDENT, and a plethora of other unmentionables, including a unique peek into the true meaning of a decades-old Church Primary song, will spark off a duck-fit in the most serious moments of your life.
Author : David Fisher
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 0671014420
Total Pages : 164 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (71 download)
Download or read book Chicken Poop for the Soul written by David Fisher and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1997-10 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometime late at night, when the house is quiet I can hear the familiar complaints of the friendly old floorboards stretching thier limbs, and the house iswarmed by love. I tiptoe into my four year old son's room and sit on the floor in a corner, and just watch him sleep.
Author : Robert K. Skoglund
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780972092425
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (924 download)
Download or read book Chicken Poop for the Soil written by Robert K. Skoglund and published by . This book was released on 2006-01-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Jane Hinchey
Publisher : Baywolf Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 176 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book Witch Way to Romance & Ruin written by Jane Hinchey and published by Baywolf Press. This book was released on 2019-02-21 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This paranormal cozy mystery will have you completely spellbound and laughing out loud. Is a quiet life in the magical town of Whitefall Cove too much to ask? Apparently, for Harper Jones, it is. With the annual fundraising ball on the horizon, all of Harper’s dreams go up in smoke. Just as her grandmother gears up to finally take down the Decadent Desserts Competition reigning winner, the former victor is found dead. With Gran as the number one suspect, Harper has her hands full trying to clear her grandmother’s name while also attempting to keep two covens from taking out the other. But these feuding covens, filled with cranky, elderly witches, will stop at nothing to prove who has more power and spark. As spells backfire and the town feels the wrath, can Harper uncover the Whitefall Cove murderer before the next spell is cast? *** Keywords: cozy animal mystery, cozy cat mysteries, humorous mystery, funny mysteries, cozy mystery series, cozy mysteries, animal cozies, humorous cozy mystery, amateur sleuth, women sleuth, funny cozies, murder mystery, cozy murder mystery series, whodunnit, cozy murder mystery books, cozy murder mysteries, witch cozy mysteries, witch mystery, paranormal cozy mystery romance, para cozy, paranormal mystery, mystery with romance, small town mystery, cozy with cats, mystery with female sleuth, mystery with humor, animal mysteries, mystery series Perfect for readers of Nic Saint, Leighann Dobbs, Samantha Silver, Sara Bourgeois, Kathi Daley, Addison Moore, Annabel Chase, Molly Fitz, Amanda M. Lee, Rita Mae Brown, Nancy Warren, Patti Larsen, Denise Grover Swank, Deanna Chase, Tonya Kappes, Morgana Best, and Joanne Fluke.
Author : Jane Hinchey
Publisher : Baywolf Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1009 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book The Witch Way Collection written by Jane Hinchey and published by Baywolf Press. This book was released on 2022-12-01 with total page 1009 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Supernaturals and humans have always lived in harmony in Whitefall Cove… until now. When local witch Harper Jones returns to her magical hometown of Whitefall Cove, she keeps finding herself in the middle of murder mysteries. It all starts when her high school nemesis turns up dead and Harper’s determined to bring the killer to justice. Together with her familiar—an orange furball named Archie—and her hilarious Gran, who thinks bedazzled Ugg boots are the height of fashion, Harper sets out to solve the mystery; and that’s just the start of her adventures. If you love witchy sleuths with a knack for finding out whodunit, then you don’t want to miss this bestselling collection and your chance to binge read the entire series in this special boxed collection!
Author : Rebecca Donnelly
Publisher : Capstone
ISBN 13 : 1623708087
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (237 download)
Download or read book How to Stage a Catastrophe written by Rebecca Donnelly and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2017-04-01 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ACT 1: The Juicebox Children's Theater is about ready for the recycling bin. ACT 2: Sidney and Folly consider a crime. [You have to read it to see if we commit a crime†that's called suspense.] ACT 3: Sidney and Folly save the Juicebox Theater! [It's not giving anything away to tell you that. We don't want you to worry, is all.]
Author : Molly Fay
Publisher : Inspiring Voices
ISBN 13 : 1462406815
Total Pages : 202 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (624 download)
Download or read book God Fixed It written by Molly Fay and published by Inspiring Voices. This book was released on 2013-08-13 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Molly was black-balled fifteen minutes after she arrived at church camp. Unable to shake off the unpopularity and low self-image that followed, she turned to God to fix it. God listened, maybe chuckled a bit and probably shook His head in sympathy at Mollys mishaps. Since girls were not allowed to wear pants to school, Molly tells this story: I would do as Mother suggested: whip my pants off in the cloakroom in the morning and straighten my skirt, then put my pants back on for the ride home after school. The storm, true to Mothers prediction, lasted all night. I jumped off my bike at the street crossing and pushed the front tire off the curb. In that split-second, my pants tumbled down circling my shoes. My skirt remained wadded up around my fanny. Kids behind me gasped, and someone started to laugh. The sound pierced the still morning air like laughter on Jack Bennys radio show. Within moments all the kids giggled and pointed at my struggle to get my pants up. The crossing guards startled look made my face get hot with embarrassment before I could get my pants buttoned. I wanted to tell him he could see I had a skirt on Mollys inability to say no followed her into marriage. She used the saying, You made your bed; now lie in it, to adjust to wrong decisions until what she wanted the most was denied. What would she do now?
Author : Editors Of Prevention Magazine
Publisher : Rodale Books
ISBN 13 : 1605291609
Total Pages : 705 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (52 download)
Download or read book The Doctors Book of Home Remedies written by Editors Of Prevention Magazine and published by Rodale Books. This book was released on 2010-03-02 with total page 705 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do doctors do when they get sick? The editors of Prevention Magazine Health Books asked more than 500 of the nations top specialists to recommend their best doctor-tested and easy-to-follow remedies for 138 illnesses and maladies. This complete, practical guide contains the distilled experience of health professionals who offer more than 2300 accessible healing tips for the most common medical complaints. In this handy reference you will find curative techniques and symptom-relieving treatments for bladder infections, depression, emphysema, headaches, premenstrual syndrome, toothaches, and much more. Here are invaluable at-home solutions for annoying afflictions such as canker sores, dandruff, and snoring as well as methods for coping with more serious health problems such as high cholesterol, ulcers, and backaches. The Doctors Book Of Home Remedies is like having a doctor on call 24 hours a day. So treat yourself to this prescription for health and stay well.
Author : Donna Fritz
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1546223908
Total Pages : 198 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (462 download)
Download or read book Tessahoc Arthur written by Donna Fritz and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2018-01-13 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Arthur, whose life was full of love and joy and enthusiasm, in this collection of some of his exploits,including: Opossum Tracks, Building a Polliwog Pond, Arthur and the Holidays, andArthur Takes an IQ Test.
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Publisher : Natalie Carter
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 18 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (876 download)
Download or read book The Twins 2 written by and published by Natalie Carter. This book was released on 2020-09-28 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a 2 part series. Through a series of true short stories, a wonderful little book that follows the lives of Roxy & Tyler the mischievous Dobermann duo. Full of comedy & classic situations that any dog owner will relate to, from bin-raiding to rabbit chasing.The easy to read stories capture the true personality of Roxy & Tyler and shows the positive side of this magnificent breed that is sometimes forgotten.
Author : Balloon Knot Productions
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 0743245806
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (432 download)
Download or read book Scatalog written by Balloon Knot Productions and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-05-11 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tasteful middlebrow reproductions from the National Museum o' Fart Allegedly handcrafted items of a whimsical, organic, suburban-bohemian, high-colonic, holistic nature from New Age catalog Effluvia Tasteless novelties and highly impractical practical jokes from the Ushita catalog Upmarket gadgets and nifty, battery-operated devices from The Crapper Image
Author : Stormie Conway
Publisher : BHC Press
ISBN 13 : 1643971441
Total Pages : 202 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (439 download)
Download or read book Stormie's Heart written by Stormie Conway and published by BHC Press. This book was released on 2020-10-08 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From ferrets to horses, to rabbits and dogs, animals have incredible healing power. In her new collection of essays, pet-sitter Stormie Conway looks at how animals have impacted her life and shares the antics of her furry and feathered animal friends. From hilarious to heartfelt, Conway’s essays not only entertain but also remind us how much humans connect with animals.
Author : Jeff Magee
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780964124066
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (24 download)
Download or read book Possibilities II written by Jeff Magee and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An anthology of motivational stories contributed by members of the Oklahoma Speakers Association.
Author : Grate Vine
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1546214208
Total Pages : 186 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (462 download)
Download or read book People written by Grate Vine and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2017-11-07 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dear readers, Things said in this book have and will continue to move rapidly. You should observe these and other particular lifestyles of ordinary people in all magnitudes. The writer therefore urges you to please not prejudge other people or their lifestyles. The events and characters you are about to read about per God, in whom we trust and obey, had to happen, and its called blessings from God and may or may not be isolated incidents that are in full operation today as it were in the past. The majority of this book deals with revealing a unique structural lifestyle pattern mainly with drugs. Such is Gods will, which is normal activities for Gods people and essential lifestyle qualities of life. I should try and imagine if it were them. Would you want others to look down on you as if you were a waste of human flesh?
Author : David Fisher
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780671932237
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (322 download)
Download or read book Chicken Poop for the Soul written by David Fisher and published by . This book was released on 1997-10-01 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Susan Wong
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1646042840
Total Pages : 157 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (46 download)
Download or read book The Power of Pooping written by Susan Wong and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-04-05 with total page 157 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A guide to healthy eating, supplements and exercise to relieve chronic constipation, heal digestive issues and improve your gut bacteria. Get comfortable talking about your poop problems with this one-of-a-kind diet book packed with butt-friendly lifestyle changes that not only get your bowels moving but also help tackle anxiety, inflammation, indigestion, weight management, and more! Butt Talks TV host and pelvic floor expert Nurse Wong applies her forty+ years of experience as a registered nurse to create a fun and informative guide to living your best poop life. The Power of Pooping offers professional advice and tips on finding gut-friendly food, fighting against inflammation, and getting your hands on the necessary nutrients you need to poop better. Having earned honorary titles such as “The Butt Whisperer” and “The Rear Admiral,” Wong uses her humorous and lively tone in this book to answer all the poop questions you may be too afraid to ask, including: How do I conquer constipation? What will regulate my bowel movements? What can I eat to manage my farts? What does it mean if my poop is red? How do I clean my butt? And more! Pooping is a part of life, so break the taboo and make sure you’re doing it right with the informative tips and tricks in The Power of Pooping.
