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Author : Jonathan Swan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1612433731
Total Pages : 511 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (124 download)
Download or read book Blonde Walks into a Bar written by Jonathan Swan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-07-28 with total page 511 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.
Author : Michael Lewis
Publisher : Black Dog & Leventhal
ISBN 13 : 1603762094
Total Pages : 257 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (37 download)
Download or read book A Guy Walks Into A Bar... written by Michael Lewis and published by Black Dog & Leventhal. This book was released on 2005-03-10 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you hear the one about the bartender and the rabbi? If not, you'll find it in this delightful book along with hundreds of other jokes and funny stories about the denizens of bars, pubs, and watering holes everywhere. Featuring classic stories and wisecracks along with brand-new jokes, A Guy Walks Into a Bar will reduce you, your friends, and your family to tears of laughter. Michael Lewis has gathered a wide range of the very best and funniest bar jokes, riddles, anecdotes, and quotations in this rib-tickling (and thirst-inducing) collection. Sure to be a favorite of tipplers of all stripes and the teetotalers who drive them home, the book also includes bar bets, games, tricks, trivia, and more. Featuring classic "bartoons" at the opening of each chapter, A Guy Walks Into a Bar is the perfect party takealong or barside companion, deserving pride of place next to your cocktail shaker and jar of olives.
Author : Stephen Arnott
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1612433723
Total Pages : 653 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (124 download)
Download or read book Man Walks into a Bar written by Stephen Arnott and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-08-28 with total page 653 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A massive collection of laugh-out-loud jokes—arranged A-to-Z by subject! •Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! •A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” •Where do you get virgin wool from? An ugly sheep! •What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? “Oh look! Donut seeds!” •The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders, and labeling machines—it’s believed to have been the work of organized crime. Keep yourself—and friends and family—laughing with a new joke every day. This book is packed full of thousands of jokes, alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from accountants to zebras, providing one gigantic, over-the-top, laugh-out-loud collection.
Author : Billy Brownless
Publisher : ReadHowYouWant.com
ISBN 13 : 1459613112
Total Pages : 134 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (596 download)
Download or read book The Best 'A Man Walks Into A Bar' Jokes written by Billy Brownless and published by ReadHowYouWant.com. This book was released on 2011-03-04 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A man walks into a bar ... Ouch! Everyone has their own favourite man-walks-into-a-bar joke. This is a collection of the best: the old favourites, the most stupid, the funniest, the brain benders, the politically incorrect, the great puns and the really, really bad puns.
Author : Garrison Keillor
Publisher : Blackstone Publishing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (7 download)
Download or read book Pretty Good Joke Book written by Garrison Keillor and published by Blackstone Publishing. This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1569759405
Total Pages : 349 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (697 download)
Download or read book The Big Ass Book of Jokes written by and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-02-10 with total page 349 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.
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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1569758433
Total Pages : 377 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (697 download)
Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead Jokes written by and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-04-01 with total page 377 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.
Author : Samuel Kaplan
Publisher : Ulysses Press
ISBN 13 : 1569757186
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (697 download)
Download or read book When Ninjas Attack written by Samuel Kaplan and published by Ulysses Press. This book was released on 2009-11 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A tongue in cheek guide to prepare and survive a ninja attack. Includes hilarious but straight faced advice on how to spot a ninja, repelling a full on ninja attack and even ninja proofing your home and office.
Author : Nigel Cawthorne
Publisher : Ulysses Press
ISBN 13 : 1569755787
Total Pages : 338 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (697 download)
Download or read book Serial Killers and Mass Murderers written by Nigel Cawthorne and published by Ulysses Press. This book was released on 2007-01-25 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The best of the best. The most interesting serial killer cases of all time presented chapter by chapter.
Author : Kate Vitasek
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 0230342108
Total Pages : 105 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (33 download)
Download or read book The Vested Way written by Kate Vitasek and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2012-04-06 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We live in a world where we constantly ask “what’s in it for me?” But that is not the path to success. Partnership and collaboration is where innovation meets business success. In this single, authors Kate Vitasek and Karl Manrodt reveal how theory in collaboration and partnerships meet in practice. They share how successful relationships have taken Nobel Prize winning academic concepts and applied them in real life situations to achieve extraordinary results. And most importantly The Vested Way provide insights into how you can take theory and actual cases and apply them to your own relationships to help you achieve results you are hoping for.
Author : Steven Gimbel
Publisher : Routledge
ISBN 13 : 1351622617
Total Pages : 283 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (516 download)
Download or read book Isn’t that Clever written by Steven Gimbel and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2017-06-26 with total page 283 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Isn’t That Clever provides a new account of the nature of humor – the cleverness account – according to which humor is intentional conspicuous acts of playful cleverness. By defining humor in this way, answers can be found to longstanding questions about humor ethics (Are there jokes that are wrong to tell? Are there jokes that can only be told by certain people?) and humor aesthetics (What makes for a good joke? Is humor subjective?). In addition to humor in general, Isn’t That Clever asks questions about comedy as an art form such as whether there are limits to what can be said in dealing with a heckler and how do we determine whether one comedian has stolen jokes from another.
Author : Evan C. Thomas
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 144057698X
Total Pages : 214 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (45 download)
Download or read book The Everything Big Book of Jokes written by Evan C. Thomas and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-06-13 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you heard the one about... You'll laugh yourself silly with The Everything Big Book of Jokes! Inside this sidesplitting collection, you'll find only the most popular kinds of jokes, riddles, and funnies from a dynamic professional comedian, including: Short jokes, one-liners, and puns Jokes about spouses, in-laws, kids, and grandparents Office and sports jokes Animal humor Classics, including "Guy walks into a bar..." blonde jokes, priest and rabbi jokes, even knock-knock jokes Filled with countless gags, giggles, and guffaws, this book is sure to tickle your funny bone--and make you the life of the party!
Author : Jack McLaughlin
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 1469751623
Total Pages : 370 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (697 download)
Download or read book Mr. Berzerkeley written by Jack McLaughlin and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2012-03-12 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ask anyone: Jim Sain is a pompous, naked, free thinker. Hes also the mayor of Berkeley. One of his high school chums has moved back to renovate Hamilton House, one wacky adventure at a time, and who knows whats coming next? The mayor has been dubbed mR. bERZERKELEY by a cartoonist who is determined to embarrass him (and undermine his bid for reelection). His personal life is as colorful as his political life. He gives his detractors plenty of fodder to fuel his demise (but in his eyes, these are not signs of moral weakness). In this spoof that cheerfully brings the sixties into the twenty-?rst century, Jims bu?oonery as he interacts with boarding-house residents creates a wild smorgasbord of political, mysterious, sexual, and otherwise edgy adventures. A cartoonist, a nave freshman, a reformed prostitute, lesbian lovers, a sarcastic cook, the deformed son of a university bigwig, and a Kansas politician are some of the characters who spark energy back into the old house and bring classic Berkeley lore back to life. mR. bERZERKELEY is Jack McLaughlins love song to a city like no other.
Author : Jonathan Culler
Publisher : Harvard University Press
ISBN 13 : 0674425804
Total Pages : 406 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (744 download)
Download or read book Theory of the Lyric written by Jonathan Culler and published by Harvard University Press. This book was released on 2015-06-08 with total page 406 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What sort of thing is a lyric poem? An intense expression of subjective experience? The fictive speech of a specifiable persona? Theory of the Lyric reveals the limitations of these two conceptions of the lyric—the older Romantic model and the modern conception that has come to dominate the study of poetry—both of which neglect what is most striking and compelling in the lyric and falsify the long and rich tradition of the lyric in the West. Jonathan Culler explores alternative conceptions offered by this tradition, such as public discourse made authoritative by its rhythmical structures, and he constructs a more capacious model of the lyric that will help readers appreciate its range of possibilities. “Theory of the Lyric brings Culler’s own earlier, more scattered interventions together with an eclectic selection from others’ work in service to what he identifies as a dominant need of the critical and pedagogical present: turning readers’ attention to lyric poems as verbal events, not fictions of impersonated speech. His fine, nuanced readings of particular poems and kinds of poems are crucial to his arguments. His observations on the workings of aspects of lyric across multiple different structures are the real strength of the book. It is a work of practical criticism that opens speculative vistas for poetics but always returns to poems.” —Elizabeth Helsinger, Critical Theory
Author : Michael Lewis
Publisher : Black Dog Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781579124526
Total Pages : 255 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (245 download)
Download or read book A Guy Walks Into a Bar written by Michael Lewis and published by Black Dog Publishing. This book was released on 2005 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you hear the one about the bartender and the rabbi? If not, you'll find it in this delightful book—along with hundreds of other jokes and funny stories, classic and brand-new—about the denizens of bars, pubs, and watering holes everywhere. Michael Lewis has gathered a wide range of the very best and funniest bar jokes, riddles, anecdotes, and quotations in this rib-tickling (and thirst-inducing) collection. Sure to be a favorite of tipplers of all stripes—and the teetotalers who drive them home—the book also includes bar bets, games, tricks, trivia, and more. Featuring classic “bartoons” opening each chapter, its nifty 5 x 7 trim size makes it a perfect party takealong or barside companion—right next to the cocktail shaker, the jar of olives—and Black Dog's mega-bestselling New New York Bartender's Guide.
Author : Lisa Reardon
Publisher : Catapult
ISBN 13 : 1582433372
Total Pages : 267 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (824 download)
Download or read book The Mercy Killers written by Lisa Reardon and published by Catapult. This book was released on 2005-09-06 with total page 267 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From a fierce voice in American literature, a psychological drama that combines gripping suspense and unforgettable characters in a story of murder, love, violent passion, and moral responsibility. Seventy years old, ill, and bent by the ravages of time and loss of self-respect, Old Jerry wants to die. Charlie Simpkins, Old Jerry's grandson, is a petty crook with a taste for trouble, alcohol, and the wrong sort of women; his older brother, P. T., is sweetly naive and very troubled and could just possibly be convinced that such a death would be a kindness. But when Old Jerry fails to show up for his birthday party and later turns up dead, Charlie wants to deflect attention from P. T. serves in Vietnam to avoid prison time. Several years later, Charlie returns, angry and dangerous with a new wife and lingering nightmares from the war. He finds that his brother is living happily in a half-way house, his ex-girlfriend is gone, and another friend is married. But family harmony eludes Charlie--he is torn between living straight with his new wife and returning to the familiar comfort and excitement of his criminal friends. this is one crime he had nothing to do with. his friends for the murder when he learns that, yet again, all evidence points to P.T.A small and isolated world-a world where laws and taboos are broken on a daily basis, and family loyalty replaces moral accountability. Lisa Reardon's new novel is a deeply involving and satisfying story that illustrates just how far fear can drive us, and where love can sometime send us.
Author : Keith Evans
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1465327916
Total Pages : 230 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (653 download)
Download or read book Internet Joke Book - Volume Two written by Keith Evans and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2001-01-30 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book, Internet Joke Book, comes to you packed with fresh jokes, bizarre stories and the wittiest of satires gathered from throughout the United States and aborad, collected and compiled for your enjoyment. Beyond the books jacket (cover) you will discovery pages of humorous and sidesplitting and gut-wrenching witticisms. The jokes within, being of age-old and brand-new is all hilarious, and the ones weve heard before . . . still laughable! This book was not tailor-made for younger readers, and various contents may be inappropriate. After all, any book of this nature should rest with the judgement of the parent or guardian. I myself, being a single parent, would not recommend the contents of this book be disclosed to any teenager under the age of sixteen. In any event, there may be parents who chose to allow children as young as fourteen or fifteen to take in the contents. Again, this is not recommended by the author. I can only hope that all my readers savor, and receive as much enjoyment from the book, as we did while assembling it. We, my daughter and I, are now working on the third book of the series, Internet Joke Book-Volume Three.
