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Book Synopsis Bite Me, I'm Coloring by : Dare You Stamp Co.
Download or read book Bite Me, I'm Coloring written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2017-04-11 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color the hell out of this swear-word adult coloring book—and feel your stress disappear! With annoying exes, crappy coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever sh*t you’re dealing with at home, sometimes all you need is to tell everyone to “BITE ME!” Now you can say it in color! Find your inner calm with beautiful and intricate black-and-white art that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. From “People are the Worst” coloring pages to empowering “Winning at Life” coloring pages, you’ll feel the “Zen” wash over you as you color in or outside the lines, however you damn well please. So grab a marker, flip to a page, and go f*cking nuts!
Book Synopsis Maybe Swearing Will Help by : C. J. Nye.
Download or read book Maybe Swearing Will Help written by C. J. Nye. and published by . This book was released on 2022-06-28 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Maybe Swearing Will Help is an adult coloring book filled with 20 images of amusing cuss words for you to color. Life has its ups and downs, hopefully this book will bring you some distraction from the mundane. Everybody needs a good laugh! I hope you enjoy your new book.
Book Synopsis Fuck Off, I'm Coloring by : Dare You Stamp Co.
Download or read book Fuck Off, I'm Coloring written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2016-09-06 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color the shit out of this new stress-relieving swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to tell everyone to “fuck off.” Now you can say it in color! Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the “zen” wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. Do whatever the fuck you want.
Book Synopsis Fuck Off, I Can't Stop Coloring by : Dare You Stamp Co.
Download or read book Fuck Off, I Can't Stop Coloring written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2021-01-19 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With Fuck Off, I Can't Stop Coloring, relax and color the shit out of these 50+ foul-mouthed insults, letting go of all that f-ing stress of adulthood! Let your inner rebel guide the artist in you and get lost in these swear-filled and satisfyingly immature coloring pages.Focus on something other than bills and remember what having fun feels like with 112 pages of guided coloring. Put down the resignation letter and pick up a pencil, coloring will soothe your stress and save your work week. Let your inner rebel guide the artist in you and get lost in these swear-filled and satisfyingly immature coloring pages. Relax and color away the stress of adulthood with 50 foul-mouthed insults.
Book Synopsis Calm the F*ck Down by : Sarah Knight
Download or read book Calm the F*ck Down written by Sarah Knight and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2018-12-31 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tame anxiety and take back control of your life with this "genius" (Cosmopolitan) no-f*cks-given guide from the bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck and Get Your Sh*t Together. Do you spend more time worrying about problems than solving them? Do you let unexpected difficulties ruin your day and do "what ifs" keep you up at night? Sounds like you need to Calm the F*ck Down. Just because things are falling apart doesn't mean YOU can't pull it together. Whether you're stressed about sh*t that hasn't happened yet or freaked out about sh*t that already has, the NoWorries method from "anti-guru" Sarah Knight helps you curb the anxiety and overthinking that's making everything worse. Calm the F*ck Down explains: The Four Faces of Freaking Out—and their Flipsides How to accept what you can't control Productive Helpful Effective Worrying (PHEW) The Three Principles of Dealing With It And much more! Find even more calm with the Calm the F*ck Down Journal.
Download or read book I Don't Give a Shit written by and published by Green Cow Coloring. This book was released on 2017-01-04 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Best seller! Limited Time Pricing Get Yours now! This swear word adult coloring book is perfect for parents! It give you the relaxation you deserve! Want a book full of shitty sayings? This book will have you laughing off your chair! This fucking coloring book is ONLY for adults! 30 single sided pages to color A mix between simple and detailed pages. ** BONUS** Minis at the back of the book. 30 Swear word sayings and funny quotes Use markers, Gel pens, Colored pencils! Make these awesome pages shine with color! This swear word adult coloring book is perfect for Men or women. Full of swearing! Swear work adult coloring books * Gorgeous original artwork! * What sweary quotes and sayings are featured in this stress relieving book? I don't give a shit That Mother Fucker Needs Jesus I'm not attractive anyways so FUCK OFF How Did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? Call Me A Bitch One more time... And I'll show you what a real bitch looks like. Bite Me I bet your brain feels brand new... You NEVER use it! Break the fucking Rules! I hope you get hit by a fucking bus! Your family tree must be a cactus, Because everyone on it, Is a prick. Bitch Please, Fuck yourself with a cactus Bitch You're like a Monday, Nobody likes you. The Only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait. Cry me a river bitch. You bring everyone a lot of joy. When you leave the fucking room. I hope you choke on the shit you talk. I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. He already ruined your mascara. Don't let him ruin your life. My middle finger salutes you! Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people don't care. I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse I'm not rude... I'm honest. I love to shop, But I'm not buying any of your bullshit! Don't keep calm, Slap that bitch hard If I throw a stick will you go away? Stress is caused by giving a fuck I don't have a short temper, Just a quick reaction to bullshit. I have no time for stupid people, But they have time for me. What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.... You hate me? Aren't you cute?
Book Synopsis Trianimals: Color Me Wild by : Hope Little
Download or read book Trianimals: Color Me Wild written by Hope Little and published by Harper Design. This book was released on 2016-06-07 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A unique color-by-number coloring book featuring 80 vibrant animal faces designed in the popular “low poly” 3-D geometric style. Create dozens of beautiful, lifelike animal faces with this irresistible color-by-number book. Graphic designer and illustrator Hope Little uses a distinctive “low poly” graphic style to fashion clean, contemporary three-dimensional designs made up of hundreds of triangles—an approach to organic subjects that gives them a modern aesthetic that is also relaxing to color. Each picture in Trianimals comes with a numbered color palate that can be used as a guide for consistently creating amazing finished pieces. All are printed on heavy paper stock to ensure that whatever medium you use—whether ink, marker, or paint—doesn’t bleed through. The pages are also perforated, making your artworks easy to remove and display. In addition, some of the pages are also perforated around the image so that it can be pressed out and made into a mask for parties, games, playtime, Halloween, birthdays, and more. Relax and take your creativity to the next stage with this gorgeous color-by-number coloring book!
Book Synopsis Bite Me! Change Your Life One Bite at a Time by : Toni Julian
Download or read book Bite Me! Change Your Life One Bite at a Time written by Toni Julian and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2011-07-08 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The only sustainable lifestyle and meal solution with attitude! "I've had the opportunity to meet and interview a lot of local authors and personalities. But rarely do I find someone as passionate and true to their cause as Toni! She is an individual who leads by example and truly cares about helping others change their lives. It is her compassion that has led her to successfully transform the lives of hundreds of people! Toni is true to her word, a follower of her own advice, and a force to be reckoned with. A contagious positive attitude and genuine passion for health and fitness make her one of the best in the industry!" Ramona Gwargis, Times Media, Inc. This book and my determination have changed me for the better, for life. I will always incorporate style of eating in my life, and my future family's life. I've had numerous people ask me, what are doing, what is different, you are shrinking! All I can do is forward them the link to this book, and smile because I know what lies behind the first turned page - a change to your life forever if you are ready to take that leap of faith! Heather Buchholz, client and 2010 recipient of the BITE ME! Best Buns Award In this book you will find: An Inspirational Story of Reinvention by the Author A Lifestyle Assessment Tools to Make Healthy Foods your New Convenience Foods How to Overcome Societal Expectations, Misinformation and Fast Food InFATuation Over 50 Delicious, Nutritious and Simple Meal Solutions 10 Quick Tips for Healthy, Clean Eating How to Convert Your Favorite Recipe from Mean to Clean! Complete Nutrient Breakdown for Each Recipe How to Eat Healthy While On-the-Go 325 Calorie Meal Template Success Stories from Real People Like You The Official Eight Week BITE ME! Challenge
Book Synopsis The Candy Crush Colouring Book by : Candy Crush
Download or read book The Candy Crush Colouring Book written by Candy Crush and published by Sphere. This book was released on 2015-10-22 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Candy Crush SagaT already provides brilliant bitesize entertainment experiences to millions of players worldwide. Now Candy Crush Saga fans have their own opportunity to bring the Candy Kingdom to life by indulging in this year's most mindful of pursuits, colouring. Featuring intricate landscapes and beautiful patterns, this new adventure into Candy Kingdom features the beloved characters of Candy Kingdom, Tiffi and Mr. Toffee - plus the super sweet Candies.
Download or read book Flora and Fauna written by Karen Chen and published by . This book was released on 2019-04-24 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Flora and Fauna is a playful adult coloring book perfect for unleashing your creativity and inner artist. There are 37 original illustrations by artist Karen Sue Chen of Karen Sue Studios. The intricate drawings are inspired by nature, animals, and gardens. Let the stress relieving patterns take you to a world of relaxation and imagination. Embrace the calm and connect with your inner artist using pens, markers, crayons, or coloring pencils. The pages are printed on a single side, so there is no bleed through.
Book Synopsis Pens Available on Thursday, Paper Available Next Tuesday... by : David tz
Download or read book Pens Available on Thursday, Paper Available Next Tuesday... written by David tz and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-07-06 with total page 342 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When David tz found himself divorced from his Korean wife and jobless, he decided he was done with Seoul and South Korea. However, his downward spiral into booze left him in debt and owing $10,000 in fines to the Korean Government. When he tried to leave the country, he had to pay his fines or else...
Download or read book The Adorable Circle of Life written by and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-05-09 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Savage. Menacing. Ruthless. Predators get a pretty bad rap. Sure, they prey on helpless animals that never stand a chance, but behind those jagged teeth, powerful jaws, and razor-sharp claws, every predator has a softer side. Maybe even an adorable one. Everyone has compassion for the cute bunny or lamb. But what about their predators who are working hard for their meal? Capturing their prey is a life-or-death game. Just think about the last time you had to hunt for food while hangry. You can understand, right? Including famous quotes from history that give context to these disturbingly cute illustrations, Alex Solis shares his sense of humor while giving readers a way to enjoy the darkest parts of life with a smile. It’s time to give theses predators a break! Because, in the end, both predators and their prey play a role. I mean, it’s not their fault they were made this way! They’re just living off of instincts, doing what comes naturally to them. So rather than turning away from nature, let’s celebrate all the animals who complete The Adorable Circle of Life.
Book Synopsis Give Me Back My Book! by : Travis Foster
Download or read book Give Me Back My Book! written by Travis Foster and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2017-09-05 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is full of wonderful WORDS and beautiful PICTURES! And it's EXCITING! And it's FUNNY! It might be the BEST BOOK EVER—if we could decide whose book it is. Redd and Bloo explore the way a book is made and accidentally build a friendship, too, in this tale told only in dialogue. Travis Foster and Ethan Long offer a hilarious story about the joy of reading, which brings people together in unexpected ways, proving that each book truly belongs to . . . the people who love it. Plus, this is the fixed format version, which looks almost identical to the print edition.
Book Synopsis Bite Me, I'm Yours by : Stacy McKitrick
Download or read book Bite Me, I'm Yours written by Stacy McKitrick and published by Lyrical Press. This book was released on 2014-09-01 with total page 317 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sarah's known monsters. . .and John isn't one. Sarah's life isn't going well. She's divorced from an abusive jerk, been drugged, stuffed in her trunk and nearly kidnapped. Between that and a harsh winter, it's almost more than a girl can take. She's rightly distrusting of any man's affection, so an ice-skating date with John - who doesn't seem to feel the cold - isn't exactly on her bucket list. Yet something about him captures her attention. John is determined to live as an ordinary mortal. He's moved into the city, bought a sports bar and works there as the bartender. As a new vampire, he's never considered dating, until he meets Sarah. Prudence dictates he stay away from her, but everything about her calls to him. . .right down to her cute animal socks. Sure, finding out John is a vampire is scary, but Sarah's learned not all monsters have fangs. Besides, someone else isn't too happy about their budding relationship. Sarah will have to survive before getting her chance at love. 92,308 Words
Download or read book Cheer the F*ck Up written by Sasha O'Hara and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-28 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the Bestseller Calm the F*ck Down Did anyone ever tell you it's not good to brag? Well f*ck that! Give yourself a pat on the back. Own your own badass-ness. Tell the one you love how much you f*cking love them, with a little sugar and snark. This irreverently positive coloring book will not only help you relax and unwind, it will leave you with a sense of 'Hell Yeah!' after the world has tried to have its way with you. Cheer the F*ck Up is perfect for you if you like your self-help with a bit of sass, and your affirmations with a little piss and vinegar. It's an inappropriately awesome way to color and express the things you can't say. Enjoy 37 beautiful and fun to color illustrations, ranging from simple to detailed in complexity. Images include mermaids, fairies, animals and abstract designs. Sayings include "Do No Harm. Take No Shit," "Bite the Ass of Life," "Let's Get Weird," "Peace and Quiet. I like that shit.," "Don't Damage My Calm," and many more. For updates and free coloring page downloads visit www.Sashaohara.com
Book Synopsis Weight of Her World by : Amanda Owens
Download or read book Weight of Her World written by Amanda Owens and published by Bella Books. This book was released on 2022-06-01 with total page 211 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bullies come in all shapes, sizes, and ages. Brynlee McAdams is used to relentless verbal criticism from her mother and tries to ignore that vitriol to focus on caring for her younger brothers, both of whom have her whole heart. When her brother Brayden becomes the target of school bullies, Brynlee steps in when her mother refuses to, even though she knows it could set them on a collision course with potentially devastating consequences. When Sarah Cain—Brayden’s kind and engaging third-grade teacher—gets involved, Brynlee discovers she doesn’t really have to handle everything on her own. Brynlee’s blossoming relationship with Sarah also makes her realize that by trying to be the daughter her mother wanted and the sister her brothers needed, she might have forgotten about her own wants and needs. But Brynlee’s path to happiness is littered with obstacles, and she learns that finding your way sometimes means going completely off track and trusting someone you love to guide you back.
Download or read book Magic Ocean written by Karen Chen and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-18 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Escape from the hectic pace of daily life to the wonders of the world under the sea. This coloring book, featuring 38 unique illustrations by Karen Sue, will inspire your artistic creativity and delight your soul. From ornate coral reefs to whimsical ocean creatures, beautiful creations are waiting to come alive with color. Get wild with the colors and unleash your inner artist.
