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Book Synopsis Are You Sh*tting Me? by : Cary McNeal
Download or read book Are You Sh*tting Me? written by Cary McNeal and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2014-10-28 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Blue Ice, Meteors, and Beaver Ass, Oh My! FACT: The use of maggots to clean wounds has proven to be effective for patients who don't respond to traditional treatments. FACT: The Icelandic dish hákarl is beheaded basking shark that is buried in the ground for six to 12 weeks to putrefy before it is eaten. FACT: Used during the Dutch Revolt, rat torture involved trapping rodents under a bowl on a prisoner's stomach then heating the bowl's exterior so the animals would eat through the victim's flesh to try to escape. FACT: The average person picks his nose five times every hour, occasionally eating what he picks. The world is a scary place, and it gets scarier every day. From the creator of the bestselling 1,001 Facts That Will Scare The S#*t Out Of You comes this new collection of 1,004 (count 'em!) truly horrifying and horrifyingly true facts about the world around us. From ancient medical practices to doomsday scenarios, to disgusting food from around the world and the entire terrifying state of Florida, the facts in Are You Sh*tting Me? are sure to entertain and disturb you at once. Unless of course you are already disturbed, in which case this is the book for you!
Download or read book You Poop Here written by Paul Meisel and published by Holiday House. This book was released on 2020-11-10 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Potty time fun! Elephant poops on the grass. Fish poops in the water. Snake poops on the sand. Where do you poop? You poop here! In a potty, of course! Fun pictures of animals--an ant, an alligator, a bat, and more--make this a perfect potty training book--and more! It's especially appropriate for inquisitive, science-minded toddlers and preschoolers who are curious about how their bodies work. With an author's note about "What is poop?" and fun facts about the animals featured in this book.
Book Synopsis Where Do You Poop? by : Agnese Baruzzi
Download or read book Where Do You Poop? written by Agnese Baruzzi and published by Astra Publishing House. This book was released on 2021-05-11 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Potty training becomes a funny, interactive game of discovery in this rhyming pull-the-tab book. Kids will laugh out loud as they make each animal’s poop appear by sliding the tab — and learn where they should go!
Download or read book Shooting Stars written by Claire Rosalind and published by JMS Books LLC. This book was released on 2023-11-18 with total page 401 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sequel to Rising Stars The Obsolete returns to the music scene as an unstoppable force to be reckoned with as they shoot to the top of the charts. New music, old music, the same chaos fans of the band have come to love, and drama the band have come to despise. With Ryan back, Jasper’s determined to cement their status as a power couple in the entertainment industry, among their friends, and against anyone who can’t seem to just stay in the past. But things have changed. Ryan’s career is at a crossroads. Caught between a dream that separates him from Jasper and the band he feels he owes everything to, until one invasive media debacle sends him reeling and sends the band into a fight for their personal privacy once more. Jasper puts on the performance of a lifetime to convince everyone he’s fine after his parents try to break him, but a petty podcast, a world tour, and a flirty PA prove to be the perfect distractions from the future Jasper’s starting to question. When Ryan takes the stage with the bravest solo of his life, will it be enough to reassure Jasper he can really have it all?
Download or read book HE COULDN'T LET GO written by DioneWon and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2013-05 with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ACCOMPLISHED WELL KNOWN ENTREPRENEUR WITH SUPERB ACCOLADES, life takes an abrupt turn as a brief encounter with a particular woman who penetrates his thoughts. The explainable attraction he felt instantly resonant feelings suppressed years before. His charismatic manner attempts to gain favor, only to find her elusive toward his gesture. Startled yet intrigued he's compelled to find out more about the mysterious woman. Once her identity is revealed he uses a business endeavor to obtain an audience. Convinced she’s linked to his future, although current circumstances state otherwise. As this revelation materializes it provides a glimpse into the idea of fulfillment, visualizing life with love. Transforming this career driven, pretentious party man's world into a different dimension, devoted now to creating this reality.
Book Synopsis My Evil Twin and I by : Daniel P. Grote
Download or read book My Evil Twin and I written by Daniel P. Grote and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2008-06-11 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Since mankind has existed, he has had an evil twin. Today, evil twins call themselves Othro-Americans and seek the same rights as their counterparts, or good twins. My Evil Twin and I is the story of four Othro friends-Drake, Steve, Mickey and Quincy-who are unwillingly thrust into a watershed period for Othro rights. As New Jersey and the rest of the country marches toward the 2006 midterm congressional elections, a young Republican congressman drafts legislation that could force them to move out of the state, when all the 20-somethings want to do is hang out at their local chain restaurant and drink. Along the way, Drake's new girlfriend attempts to turn him into an activist hero, Steve illegally adopts an Othro child from China, and Mickey and Quincy try to beat their latest assault rap with help from the ACLU, all while simultaneously dealing with the problems brought on by their good twins.
Book Synopsis One More Beer and I Gotta Go by : Holden Finch
Download or read book One More Beer and I Gotta Go written by Holden Finch and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2004-08 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One More Beer and I Gotta Go will offend you in some way. That is a promise. From the moment you first meet James Laslow, you will immediately fall in love with him and hate him. Yet, you will love him and hate him for one simple reason. You see him inside of you. These are his memoirs from his senior year in high school all the way until his ten-year class reunion. Never will you find a boring moment inside of One More Beer and I Gotta Go from the high school running back that wants to be a magician to the bachelor party from hell where the groom's father does a keg stand to eating cold Chef Boyardee at a tavern in the middle of nowhere. These are laugh aloud anecdotes, but in between those insane stories of his youth come nuggets of truth showing what is real from his best friend to his love life. Simply think Dazed and Confused meets American Pie meets Breakfast at Tiffany's meets Scooby-Doo meets Romeo and Juliet.
Download or read book Please Find Me written by Mark Connolly and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-11-20 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Walker dreads the night he can't forget a missing girl, she comes to him in his dreams Another family may have buried secrets along with a teenage girl who drowned. ""A haunting obsession and family secrets, loved it."" DLF Review ""Chilling truth hidden behind family smiles, a mystery of a missing little girl pushes Walker to conclusion. Good story."" Reviews by Edgar
Book Synopsis Beneath Our Loss by : Charity Ferrell
Download or read book Beneath Our Loss written by Charity Ferrell and published by Charity Ferrell. This book was released on 2014-11-04 with total page 319 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This isn't your typical I'm in love with my brother's best friend romance. This is raw. This is real. This is heartbreaking. Tessa Benson had a perfect life until one tragic event shattered her life and killed her twin brother. She's broken, and the only person who seems to get her is her twin's best friend. Dawson Thomas, the guy who'd shot her down so many times she'd lost count. The guy who told her she was off-limits to him. But now, he wants to get close. He wants them to help each other heal. Can she go down that road with him? NOTE: THIS BOOK WAS PREVIOUSLY TITLED REVIVE ME
Download or read book Fall for You written by Felice Stevens and published by Felice Stevens. This book was released on 2024-01-23 with total page 315 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Carson Ballard isn’t only lactose intolerant—he’s intolerable. No wonder his assistant quit on him without notice. Okay, okay, he has a right to be angry at me for dumping an armful of sticky breakfast plates on his head. It was an accident, I swear. But now I’m out of a job—not that I’m any good at waiting tables—and Carson’s mother is offering to hire me. There’s no way I can work for him. I may be from the sticks, but Davis Turner is nobody’s fool. Not anymore. I refuse to be Carson’s next victim. Something will turn up. I’ll take anything. As long as I can hide away in the city, where my ex can’t find me. Except my bank account is at rock bottom and rent is due. I’m running out of food. And time. I guess I have to work for Carson. He’ll be my boss—nothing more. I can keep things professional. There’s just one little problem. Carson may not be as horrible as I thought. He’s trying so hard to right the wrongs of his father and brother, who left him with a mess most people would walk away from. But Carson Ballard isn’t most people. And he won’t accept defeat. Damn you, Carson. Why do you have to be so nice...so generous…so wickedly funny and so, so sexy? You’re offering me a future…if I can ignore the mistakes of my past. You’re an impossible man who’s making everything possible. How can I not fall for you? Fall for You is a low-angst, high-heat MM romance about a closet romantic who doesn't know the difference between a zip file and a zip-lock bag, and a computer whiz masquerading (and failing) as a waiter who has trouble holding onto his plates...and his heart.
Download or read book I've Got the Poop written by J. Glunt and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-09-10 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is the documenting of all my life stories in the bathroom and anywhere related to bathroom behavior. I, like many humans, have many experiences and stories and have enjoyed sharing them in the book. The observations are from many years and many places I have had the opportunity to visit as I've traveled throughout the US and other countries. We don't plan the memorable events that happen in the bathroom, but they happen to all of us without exception. The difference is the people who can find the humor in the event and are willing to share.
Book Synopsis Love, Luck & Clusterf*ck by : Bree Dahlia
Download or read book Love, Luck & Clusterf*ck written by Bree Dahlia and published by Bree Dahlia. This book was released on 2017-08-14 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Just My Luck: A Humorous Account of Life's Absurdities by : Kyle Woodruff
Download or read book Just My Luck: A Humorous Account of Life's Absurdities written by Kyle Woodruff and published by Kyle Woodruff. This book was released on 2024-05-19 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Being a human has many painful and embarrassing moments, many of which are funny with the right twist of perspective. Just My Luck nimbly walks the tightrope of comedy and political correctness with a collection of essays that turns frowns right side up again. Observational humor and self-deprecation are the foundation of these stories, relatable at every turn. If you've ever had a childhood, taken a dump, or been to the DMV then this book is for you. Just be prepared to never look at getting your blood drawn the same way again.
Book Synopsis Those Crazy Memphis Blues by : Charles Robert Thomas
Download or read book Those Crazy Memphis Blues written by Charles Robert Thomas and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-04-19 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Those Crazy Memphis Blues is a coming of age story overflowing with humor. Searching for excitement while armed with little more than false hope, poor judgment, eternal optimism and a bicycle, Matt Dwyer gets more than he bargained for when he moves to Memphis, Tennessee. Immersed in the theatre world of 1980’s Memphis, our hero finds himself the victim of an endless series of hysterically bizarre situations triggered by whacky neighbors, psychotic girlfriends, a profanity spewing boss, and an alcoholic roommate. Attempting to maintain his sanity amidst an unrelenting onslaught of implausible circumstances and eccentric characters is more than enough to give Matt Dwyer a severe case of Those Crazy Memphis Blues.
Download or read book Remember Ramsey written by Cynthia Eden and published by Hocus Pocus Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2021-10-26 with total page 312 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Opposites attract in this hot second chance romantic suspense. He doesn’t deserve a second chance. Second chances and happily-ever-after endings aren’t meant for men like Ramsey Hyde. He’s a criminal mastermind, a cold-blooded heartbreaker, and certainly no one’s idea of a dream guy. Except…once upon a time, this heartbreaker lost his heart. She can’t remember their time together. Dr. Whitney Augustine is considered by many to be one of the luckiest women in the world. She survived an attack that should have killed her. But her miraculous rescue came with a twist…she lost the memory of the last six months of her life. Whitney thought that when she returned to her home, her memories would follow…Unfortunately, they didn’t. He remembers everything about her… Whitney is desperate to figure out what happened during the missing six months of her life. So desperate, in fact, that she hires Trouble for Hire Private Investigations to help her out. The last thing Whitney expects is to discover that she was spending all of her nights with the most notorious—and dangerous—man in the area, the inscrutable and infamous Ramsey. Surely there is no way that she and Ramsey were involved in some hot and heavy relationship? They are total opposites and… She’s never fallen for the bad guy before. Just not her usual style. Whitney is a criminal psychologist. She profiles bad guys. She doesn’t date them. But all of the evidence—and her own wild, undeniable attraction to Ramsey—sure seems to indicate that she may have been involved with the gorgeous bar owner. But if they were involved, why the heck didn’t Ramsey tell her sooner? Ramsey has been keeping secrets from Whitney—and keeping a close watch over her. She might not believe it, but he’s trying to do the right thing for once in his life. He’s trying to protect her by keeping his hands off her. But, surprise, surprise, Whitney has her own secrets, too. And when Ramsey learns the life-changing secret that she holds so close to her heart, he will risk everything to claim her. New plan of attack… Ramsey has always known he could never, ever be good enough for Whitney…only now things have changed. A target is on her back because others have realized how very important she is to him. Staying away from her didn’t save Whitney before, so now Ramsey will have to step from the shadows as he pulls her into his world. He will surround her with his protection and if he just works hard enough, maybe one day, she will remember him…and maybe, just maybe…she could even love him. Author’s Note: It’s time for Ramsey to come out and play! Only Ramsey isn’t exactly the kind of guy who plays nicely with anyone. He’s been obsessed with Whitney from the moment they met, and he’s already had to deal with having his heart ripped apart when he thought she’d died. But Whitney is back in his life again, and this time, Ramsey is determined to protect her. Get ready for danger, romance, fun, and scorching hot romance! Ramsey is going to fight—hard and dirty—for the woman he wants.
Book Synopsis Cracked Foundation by : Ta'She'Ana Banks
Download or read book Cracked Foundation written by Ta'She'Ana Banks and published by Gatekeeper Press. This book was released on 2018-08-14 with total page 398 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Talisa is only eleven years old when she finds her mother lying on the kitchen floor fighting for her life. Within a matter of minutes, Talisa’s life changes. As her mother slowly fades into the unknown, the family tries to stay afloat through waves of turmoil. With a distant father, a rebelling older sister, and a younger brother to look after, Talisa’s life becomes complicated, and the odds continually stack. Growing up becomes a game of hopscotch, where each leap demands perseverance. Hidden secrets. Life-threatening decisions. Stolen adolescence. While desperately clinging to hope, life tosses Talisa into a whirlwind of storms, what will she do? Will she dig deep to find a resolution? Will she have what it takes to push through the face of adversity? The clock is ticking. Book Review 1: A breath-taking raw account of the effects of a disease, trauma and poverty, and the hope that prevails. I found myself holding my breath as the curtain was pulled back. This unvarnished debut is not to be missed! ----Courtney Cole, New York Times Bestselling Author Book Review 2: This story reveals the resilience of a young girl who refuses to give up hope when her mother is diagnosed with an often-debilitating disease. Through dramatic truths, humor, and beautifully poetic asides, it took me on a ride through a no-holds-barred narrative demonstrating the sometimes-difficult steps we must face to reach true self-awareness. ----Sarah M. Flores, Author, and Owner of Write Down the Line
Book Synopsis The Oxford Handbook of Taboo Words and Language by : Keith Allan
Download or read book The Oxford Handbook of Taboo Words and Language written by Keith Allan and published by Oxford University Press. This book was released on 2018-11-01 with total page 624 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This volume brings together experts from a wide range of disciplines to define and describe tabooed words and language and to investigate the reasons and beliefs behind them. In general, taboo is defined as a proscription of behaviour for a specific community, time, and context. In terms of language, taboo applies to instances of language behaviour: the use of certain words in certain contexts. The existence of linguistic taboos and their management lead to the censoring of behaviour and, as a consequence, to language change and development. Chapters in this volume explore the multiple types of tabooed language from a variety of perspectives, such as sociolinguistics, anthropology, philosophy, psychology, historical linguistics, and neurolinguistics, and with reference to fields such as law, publishing, politics, and advertising. Topics covered include impoliteness, swearing, censorship, taboo in deaf communities, translation of tabooed words, and the use of taboo in banter and comedy.
