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A Tackle Box Of Fishing Funnies
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Book Synopsis A Tackle Box of Fishing Funnies by :
Download or read book A Tackle Box of Fishing Funnies written by and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2003 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Phillips does it again in this hilarious and amazing collection of fish tales, fish jokes, and fish facts, accompanied by 98 tongue-in-cheek fishing illustrations by "Hi and Jinx" creator, Jonny Hawkins.
Book Synopsis Fantastic Fishing Funnies by : Jonny Hawkins
Download or read book Fantastic Fishing Funnies written by Jonny Hawkins and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-05-06 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Any angler who has ever been annoyed by an overexcited beginner celebrating every lucky catch or who has ever wished the camera actually did add ten pounds to that freshly caught fish will be in good company here. Fantastic Fishing Funnies finds the absurd in every kind of fanciful fishing scenario. Flyfishers faced with gigantic flies at a “big fly sale,” bass fishermen who catch more tires than bass, weekenders crowding into a secret fishing spot discovered on “Fishbook,” and fanatical ice fishermen doomed to drill holes with chain saws and hair dryers are all represented. Jonny Hawkins’s humor turns on hilarious wordplay and comical contradictions, celebrating the absurd in mundane situations. The next time your line gets so tangled you think a bird could nest in it or you drop your tackle box over the side of the boat, remember these cartoons and you may just find yourself chuckling instead. With more than three hundred original, beautifully illustrated, and playfully captioned cartoons, this collection of angling antics is sure to become a classic from syndicated cartoonist Jonny Hawkins. The perfect gift for anyone who has ever laughed at himself or a friend while fishing, Fantastic Fishing Funnies is page after page of laughs. Skyhorse Publishing is proud to publish a broad range of books for fishermen. Our books for anglers include titles that focus on fly fishing, bait fishing, fly-casting, spin casting, deep sea fishing, and surf fishing. Our books offer both practical advice on tackle, techniques, knots, and more, as well as lyrical prose on fishing for bass, trout, salmon, crappie, baitfish, catfish, and more. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to publishing books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked by other publishers and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.
Book Synopsis Keep Calm & Fish by : Cleverness Papers
Download or read book Keep Calm & Fish written by Cleverness Papers and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-09 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Perfect Fishing Accessory For Your Kids, Friends Or Family Members. This unique 6 x 9 notebook / journal is filled with 110 blank fishing logs to keep track the records of your trip like when, where and details of they day you go fishing. There are also a number of blank table row for you to note of fishing's type. This is an ultimate tool to help fisherman know what they have achieved so far. This little book also save the memories of your adventure by looking into the past data, the owner can know how to improve their performance. The perfect missing piece in your tackle box for many professional fisherman. This American Flag Fishing Log is a great gift for all sorts of things including: Birthday Gifts For Family Members Father, Mother, Daughter or Son Christmas Gifts For Friends Summer Camp Journal For Young Boys and Girls Vacation or Travelling Journal
Book Synopsis Good Clean Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids by : Bob Phillips
Download or read book Good Clean Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2007-01-01 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What can steer a parent toward insanity faster than the phrase "Are we there yet?"...the words "Knock, Knock," of course. Bob Phillips, comic genius, has mastered a gathering of knock, knock jokes that will have kids laughing hysterically—and parents just plain hysterical—but a family that knock, knocks together, grows together. Knock, Knock Who’s There? Olive. Olive who? Olive to tell knock-knock jokes. Hours of entertainment in one simple resource is the best deal in town.
Book Synopsis Jolly Jokes for Older Folks by : Bob Phillips
Download or read book Jolly Jokes for Older Folks written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2007-04-01 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author Bob Phillips has compiled yet another great collection of quirky quips and zany zingers that will charm and delight the young-at-heart and everyone who appreciates a little laughter in their lives. Stories of wacky waiters, loony lawyers, and daffy doctors will entertain readers while providing conversation starters for coffee or other get-togethers. An exasperated salesman abandoned his car in a no-parking zone and left this note: "I've circled this block 20 times. I have an appointment and must keep it or lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses." Upon returning, he found this note: "I've circled this block 20 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation." Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember a thing. Doctor: How long have you had this problem? Patient: What problem? Alphabetized so readers can find just the right joke to suit their fancy, Jolly Jokes for Older Folks provides lighthearted moments for everyone who's been around long enough to laugh at themselves and others.
Book Synopsis Good Clean Jokes to Drive Your Parents Crazy by : Bob Phillips
Download or read book Good Clean Jokes to Drive Your Parents Crazy written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2005-09-01 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: How do you find a missing barber? A: Comb the city. Knock, knock. Who's there? Apollo. Apollo who? Apologize for not answering sooner! Bob Phillips adds to his bestselling collection of joke books (nearly four million copies sold) with this collection sure to delight kids and pester parents. Within these pages, seekers of silly will discover a variety of wit—crazy questions, daffy dialogues, knock knock jokes, and more. In addition to the promise to drive parents bonkers with its contents, this book will also provide hours of cheap entertainment...and make kids of all ages smile.
Book Synopsis Squeaky Clean Jokes for Kids by : Bob Phillips
Download or read book Squeaky Clean Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 1997 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author Bob Phillips (over 4 million books sold) has scoured the country in his quest for hilarious, wholesome entertainment. Brilliant jokes, blazing puns, and clean-as-a-whistle knock-knocks guarantee that the laughs will bubble over when children dip into this overflowing tub of good clean fun. Co-author Steve Russo is the host of the nationally syndicated radio program, "Real Answers".
Book Synopsis Totally Cool Clean Jokes for Kids by : Bob Phillips
Download or read book Totally Cool Clean Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 1997 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jazzy jokes, outlandish one-liners, and priceless puns in this crazy collection guarantee that you'll be the totally cool center of attention. You'll laugh and groan along with your friends and family as you share them.
Book Synopsis Jammin' Jokes for Kids by : Bob Phillips
Download or read book Jammin' Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2004-01-01 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bob Phillips and Steve Russo team up to bring yet another sidesplitting collection of jokes and teasers mixed with fascinating trivia that entertains "and educates at the same time.
Book Synopsis The World's Greatest Wacky One-Line Jokes by : Bob Phillips
Download or read book The World's Greatest Wacky One-Line Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2005-01-01 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bob Phillips takes good clean wackiness to new heights in The Worldâs Greatest Wacky OneâLine Jokes.The continual popularity of these joke books proves that Bob Phillips knows howto make readers laugh. No exception, this crazy collection of witty oneâlinersand goofy guffaws will tickle the funny bones of kids and adults alike. Asthese jokes are told on long trips, through dreary days, and at late nightparties, readers of all ages will discover that this really is the worldâsgreatest collection of wacky oneâliners.
Book Synopsis Fish More Work Less by : Cleverness Papers
Download or read book Fish More Work Less written by Cleverness Papers and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-09 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Perfect Fishing Accessory For Your Kids, Friends Or Family Members. This unique 6 x 9 notebook / journal is filled with 110 blank fishing logs to keep track the records of your trip like when, where and details of they day you go fishing. There are also a number of blank table row for you to note of fishing's type. This is an ultimate tool to help fisherman know what they have achieved so far. This little book also save the memories of your adventure by looking into the past data, the owner can know how to improve their performance. The perfect missing piece in your tackle box for many professional fisherman. This American Flag Fishing Log is a great gift for all sorts of things including: Birthday Gifts For Family Members Father, Mother, Daughter or Son Christmas Gifts For Friends Summer Camp Journal For Young Boys and Girls Vacation or Travelling Journal
Book Synopsis The Awesome Book of Bible Trivia by : Bob Phillips
Download or read book The Awesome Book of Bible Trivia written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2004-01-01 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This fun collection of more than 1700 trivia questions brings together some of the very best in Bible brainteasers, riddles, and puns. From amazing to zany facts and figures, The Awesome Book of Bible Trivia covers the entire spectrum. Friends, family, and groups of all ages will enjoy countless hours of fun–filled learning that will fascinate both new sheep and old saints: Who fell asleep during a sermon and died as a result? Eutychus—Acts 20:9 What is the longest word in the Bible? Mahershalalhashbaz—Isaiah 8:1,3 What kind of lights did Noah have on the Ark? Flood lights Terrific for family game nights, vacations, car trips, and church groups.
Book Synopsis G.o. Fishin': Tall Tales from the Tackle Box by : Gary T. O'callaghan
Download or read book G.o. Fishin': Tall Tales from the Tackle Box written by Gary T. O'callaghan and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-08-06 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join the author as he recalls a lifetime of the personal joys that fishing has brought to him. This compilation of short stories are non-fiction, family-oriented, and humorous; yet chock-full of information about fishing techniques and geographic details of the lakes and areas described.Fishermen have been known to stretch the truth a bit when recalling their tales and the author is no exception, but these tales are the closest to the facts that he can recall. During his fishing adventures he has encountered Bigfoot, drug dealers, zombies, gators, ghosts, and even a close encounter with an alien. The magic of fishing is to expect the unexpected.More people participate in fishing than all other sports combined. One of the reasons for this is that the sport goes across all boundaries: education, gender, interest, and age. Anyone can do it and there is no doubt that once you catch your first fish, you are hooked. G.O.Fishin': True Tall Tales from the Tackle Box will take you on a trip that will traverse all of these boundaries and bring you closer to the real meaning of life.The best quote that can express the wonder of fishing was found by the author during research and written by an anonymous fisherman: “The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of that which is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope.” Never have words expressed such hope more succinctly than what is conveyed in this book.
Book Synopsis Chicken Soup for the Cat Lover's Soul by : Jack Canfield
Download or read book Chicken Soup for the Cat Lover's Soul written by Jack Canfield and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-08-07 with total page 293 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From playful and hilarious accounts of life with cats to heartwarming tales of cat courage, healing and learning, each touching story in Chicken Soup for the Cat Lover's Soul celebrates the special bond we share with our cats.
Book Synopsis The All-New Clean Joke Book by : Bob Phillips
Download or read book The All-New Clean Joke Book written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 1990-01-15 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes arranged alphabetically by topic.
Book Synopsis Chicken Soup for the Dog Lover's Soul by : Jack Canfield
Download or read book Chicken Soup for the Dog Lover's Soul written by Jack Canfield and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-08-07 with total page 299 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From exciting and entertaining accounts of courage and humor to heartwarming tales of healing and learning, each touching story in this book will inspire dog lovers to rejoice in the unique bond they share with their canine companions.
Book Synopsis Chicken Soup for the Christian Teenage Soul by : Jack Canfield
Download or read book Chicken Soup for the Christian Teenage Soul written by Jack Canfield and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-08-07 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For teens who make God an integral part of their lives, teens who are sorting through doubts about whether God really cares about them, and teens who don't know God at all, Chicken Soup for the Christian Teenage Soul may be one of the most influential books they'll ever read.
