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Author : Michael Pellowski
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (12 download)
Download or read book 102 Cat and Dog Jokes written by Michael Pellowski and published by . This book was released on 1992 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of riddles about cats and dogs, including "What kind of dog is good with tools? A Wrench Poodle."
Author : Michael Pellowski
Publisher : Troll Communications
ISBN 13 : 9780816727902
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (279 download)
Download or read book 102 Cat and Dog Jokes written by Michael Pellowski and published by Troll Communications. This book was released on 1997-02 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of riddles about cats and dogs, including "What kind of dog is good with tools? A Wrench Poodle."
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Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780945912019
Total Pages : 56 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (12 download)
Download or read book It's Raining Cats and Dogs written by and published by . This book was released on 1988 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes about cats and dogs. Example: What's the worst weather for rats and mice? When it's raining cats and dogs.
Author : Katy Hall
Publisher : Scholastic Paperbacks
ISBN 13 : 9780590433365
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (333 download)
Download or read book 101 Cat and Dog Jokes written by Katy Hall and published by Scholastic Paperbacks. This book was released on 1990 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An illustrated collection of jokes and riddles about dogs and cats including: What kind of cat has eight legs? An octo-puss!
Author : Katy Hall
Publisher : Turtleback
ISBN 13 : 9780606044950
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (449 download)
Download or read book 101 Cat and Dog Jokes written by Katy Hall and published by Turtleback. This book was released on 1990-01-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An illustrated collection of jokes and riddles about dogs and cats including: What kind of cat has eight legs? An octo-puss!
Author : David Lewman
Publisher : Workman Publishing Company
ISBN 13 : 1523525142
Total Pages : 135 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (235 download)
Download or read book Cat Jokes vs. Dog Jokes/Dog Jokes vs. Cat Jokes written by David Lewman and published by Workman Publishing Company. This book was released on 2023-06-20 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this silly, comic-style joke collection for kids, one side is packed with cartoons of dog jokes told by cats, and the other side stuffed with cat jokes told by dogs—for more than 200 jokes in all! There are few rivalries across history that are quite as formidable as CATS vs. DOGS. In this fully illustrated joke book, they go head-to-head—with a twist or two that may give you…paws. Presented in tête-bêche format (read-from-both-sides), the first half of the book consists of cat jokes told by a recurring cast of dogs—What do you call an insect in a cat’s bathroom? A litterbug! But, flip the book over to start from the other side, and it becomes a book of dog jokes told by cats: What’s the difference between kibble and a heavy mist? One is dog food, and the other is fog, dude! In the middle spread, the casts of cartoon dogs and cats come together for a midbook finale of, believe it or not, shared giggles, snorts, and guffaws. The comic-book-style illustrations throughout offer added layers of humor, funny visuals, and wisecracking characters who don’t just tell the jokes, but comment on and react to them, too.
Author : Alex Gall
Publisher : Balboa Press
ISBN 13 : 1504371186
Total Pages : 300 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (43 download)
Download or read book Jokes 102 written by Alex Gall and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2016-12-22 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: During your lifetime you will be meeting a lot of people in your extended journey and travels. The quickest and easiest way to make a favorable impression is to possess a quick, tactful and ready wit or possess a good sense of clean humor. A few examples may help. When discussing children, you can say, I gave my son a Spiderman costume as a gift and he said that he was Spiderman. I told him that he wasnt Spiderman, but I did not know how to get him off of the wall. Or, state trooper recruit to personnel manager: What kind of pay can I expect? Reply, I dont like to brag, but on this job you can write your own ticket. Or, a young lady dating a mortician said, Sometimes I dont think he knows that Im alive. Or, Doctor, when will I know something after my operation? Doctor Smoothy, That depends on what you knew before your operation. Or, two bees drank too much dandelion wine; they were not drunk but both of them had a buzz. Or, a different chicken joke based on that age old question, why did the chicken cross the road? Answer: She wanted to beat up a chicken who called her a dumb cluck. For now, enough is enough. If you want more humor of a similar questionable nature buy Jokes 102.
Author : Ski Michaels
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780816726134
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (261 download)
Download or read book 102 Animal Jokes written by Ski Michaels and published by . This book was released on 1992 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of animal jokes, including "Why didn't the elephant get rich? He was willing to work for peanuts."
Author : Ski Michaels
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780816725786
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (257 download)
Download or read book 102 Haunted House Jokes written by Ski Michaels and published by . This book was released on 1992 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes about ghosts, monsters, and vampires.
Author : Michael Pellowski
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780816725793
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (257 download)
Download or read book 102 School Jokes written by Michael Pellowski and published by . This book was released on 1992 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tom Wayman has been writing and publishing the poetry of everyday life for over twenty years. This anniversary collection gathers the best of Wayman's published work from eleven previous volumes, along with some provocative new poems, in celebration of his commitment to honest, accessible writing with a sense of humour. Although Wayman laments the disappearance of poetry as a popular art form, and its adoption as "an instument of torture" in educational institutions, "like a steadily-promoted deck officer on the Titanic" he has been having a darn good time as a writer. For years he has been considered the guru of the work poetry movement, and has held a number of blue-collar and white-collar jobs across Canada and the USA.
Author : Mrs. Barberelli
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 035923058X
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (592 download)
Download or read book Silly Animal Jokes and Tongue Twisters! Includes Cats, Dogs, Frogs, Toads, and Barnyard Animals written by Mrs. Barberelli and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-11-16 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tickle your funny bone with jokes, riddles, puns, knock-knocks, cute stories, crazy tongue twisters, and hilarious anecdotes! 1.) Question: Why did the old man wear a cat on his head? Answer: Because it was cheaper to wear a stray than buy a toupee! 2.) Question: How come frogs don't have necks? Answer: Because they do not wear neckties! 3.) Have fun trying to say each of these Silly Animal Tongue Twisters three times fast!!... Jumping jungle jaguars juggled jeeps and jewelry! Cacophonous cats caterwauled cordially! Fifty-five farting frogs followed funky farmer Fred for a fortnight! This book is full of outrageously fun reading entertainment for children - with the theme of our fine animal friends - including cats, dogs, frogs, toads, along with all sorts of furry barnyard animals! Except for funky Farmer Fred - for he is not an animal.
Author : National Geographic Kids
Publisher : National Geographic Children's Books
ISBN 13 : 1426336918
Total Pages : 212 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (263 download)
Download or read book Just Joking Dogs written by National Geographic Kids and published by National Geographic Children's Books. This book was released on 2020 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Hundreds of paws-itively hilarious jokes and silly dog photos inside! Plus meet 10 real-life comedic canines!"--
Author : Phil Hirsch
Publisher : Scholastic Incorporated
ISBN 13 : 9780590371179
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (711 download)
Download or read book 101 Pet Jokes written by Phil Hirsch and published by Scholastic Incorporated. This book was released on 1980 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes about pets.
Author : Fanny Tobato
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (863 download)
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Fanny Tobato and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-03-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready to unleash your inner dad with this hilarious collection of cat and dog-themed jokes! From paw-some puns to howl-arious one-liners, this book has over 500 dad jokes that will have you giggling like a kitten and wagging your tail like a happy pup. Perfect for cat and dog lovers, this book is filled with groan-worthy jokes that will make you roll your eyes and laugh out loud at the same time. Whether you're a dad, a cat person, a dog lover, or just someone who appreciates a good pun, this book will have you covered with its endless supply of feline and canine humor. So sit back, relax, and let the dad jokes begin!
Author : Felicia Lowenstein Niven
Publisher : Enslow Publishing, LLC
ISBN 13 : 0766059626
Total Pages : 50 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (66 download)
Download or read book Hysterical Dog Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone written by Felicia Lowenstein Niven and published by Enslow Publishing, LLC. This book was released on 2014-07-01 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why don't dogs make good dancers? They have two left feet. Readers will check out the silly jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, and knock-knock jokes in this hilarious book. They'll also learn fun facts about canines and how to create a dog breed book.
Author : Lisa Ayotte
Publisher : Bookbaby
ISBN 13 : 9781951278137
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (781 download)
Download or read book Punny Peeps' Silly Cat and Dog Jokes written by Lisa Ayotte and published by Bookbaby. This book was released on 2021-09-17 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 32 Silly Cat & Dog jokes, told by the Punny Peeps, that children and their families & friends will love to read over and over again! Funny, engaging pictures help readers to visualize the jokes, making it easier for them to remember the punchlines! Jokes and puns help to increase vocabulary, build critical thinking skills and strengthen emotional intelligence. The benefits of humor and laughter are endless! This is also a great joke book for teachers to use as an ice breaker or during their morning meetings and transition times throughout the school day! Additionally, students can use their imagination to create their own "Peeps" and design scenes to match their favorite jokes! ***Recommended for kids from 1-101!
Author : Arnie Lightning
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781535142854
Total Pages : 52 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (428 download)
Download or read book Cat and Dog Jokes written by Arnie Lightning and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-10 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Cat & Dog Jokes! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean cat and dog jokes for children. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about cats and dogs. With cute and silly illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Funny and hilarious jokes Mazes and puzzles included Excellent for early and beginning readers Hours of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? A: Bone appetite! ~HAHA!~ Q: What do cats eat on a hot day? A: Mice cream! ~LOL!~ Q: What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic? A: His bark was much worse than his bite! ~HAHA!~ Q: What do you call a cat that can spring up a six-foot wall? A: A great jumpurr! ~LOL!~ Q: What dog would you want on your football team? A: A golden receiver! Funny and Hilarious Jokes About Cats and Dogs! This funny joke book is full of cat and dog jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about cats and dogs will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!
