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Book Synopsis The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes by : Gordon Hideaki Nagai
Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes written by Gordon Hideaki Nagai and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-10 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”
Download or read book 1,001 Dad Jokes written by Jim Chuckles and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-26 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cringe-worthy, corny and ABSOLUTELY hilarious! Dads everywhere have been known to let out a wisecrack that sends embarrassed kids scrambling for the door. The best dad jokes get a laugh from empathizing adults and groans from kids. Here are 1,001 crazy dad jokes - from corny quips to witty one-liners to nerdy puns. This is the ultimate handbook for wise-cracking dads to expand their repertoire. These clean dad jokes are great for kids too. This book is the perfect gift for dad to brush up on his compendium of corniness. Everyone can benefit from the light-hearted humor found in this dad joke book.
Book Synopsis The Ultimate Dad Joke Book by : Hugh Murmie
Download or read book The Ultimate Dad Joke Book written by Hugh Murmie and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-10 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!
Book Synopsis Dad Jokes by : Editors of Portable Press
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-09-01 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!
Book Synopsis The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! by : Brian Boone
Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! written by Brian Boone and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A pun-derful collection of jokes and wordplay for kids This hilarious collection of puns will delight kids of all ages. Featuring all-new jokes and accompanied by clever illustrations, The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written will keep kids amused for hours! Inside are gems like: What does a house wear? A dress. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. The birthday party was a disaster. Even the cake was in tiers. What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Book Synopsis Jolly Jokes for Older Folks by : Bob Phillips
Download or read book Jolly Jokes for Older Folks written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2007-04-01 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author Bob Phillips has compiled yet another great collection of quirky quips and zany zingers that will charm and delight the young-at-heart and everyone who appreciates a little laughter in their lives. Stories of wacky waiters, loony lawyers, and daffy doctors will entertain readers while providing conversation starters for coffee or other get-togethers. An exasperated salesman abandoned his car in a no-parking zone and left this note: "I've circled this block 20 times. I have an appointment and must keep it or lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses." Upon returning, he found this note: "I've circled this block 20 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation." Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember a thing. Doctor: How long have you had this problem? Patient: What problem? Alphabetized so readers can find just the right joke to suit their fancy, Jolly Jokes for Older Folks provides lighthearted moments for everyone who's been around long enough to laugh at themselves and others.
Book Synopsis Relationship, Love and Marriage Jokes Book by : Juicy Quotes
Download or read book Relationship, Love and Marriage Jokes Book written by Juicy Quotes and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-19 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This relationship, love and marriage joke book is perfect for lovers and couples. Great funny present for Valentines Day, anniversaries and birthdays to give to your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband and wife. Enjoy over 60 pages of funny jokes and puns with your loved one. Now available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoy lots of laughs today!
Book Synopsis 1001 Dad Jokes: Complete Edition by : M. C. Jepsen
Download or read book 1001 Dad Jokes: Complete Edition written by M. C. Jepsen and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-07 with total page 103 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why are mountain ranges funny? Because they're hill areas. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Garbage collectors don't need formal education to get hired. They pick it up as they go along. That awkward silence that left you longing for an awkward joke - make the moment less awkward. That one coworker that rattles off knee slappers with a breeze - now you can be her! It's your turn to give the jokers in your life (friends, dads, moms, uncles, aunts, siblings, spouses, neighbors) their own embarrassingly cringey eye roll. Maybe you need a chuckle. Or your friend does. Your friend definitely does. Yep, and your dad. Father's Day is coming up. Get them a copy! From groans to trombones we've collected, created, and curated the best dad jokes. 1001 of them to be exact (technically a lot more). And... edited for content! (One of our editors had a perfect score on the GMAT writing portion and creates content professionally got your eyes rolling already). We wanted a great dad joke book and read critical reviews and thought - why not make our own! We took notes, removed duplicates, and leaned on grammar sticklers. We also tried to tone down the religion/politics/drugs/sex stuff - but kept some edge (watch for uncle jokes book). Still not ready to buy? You don't want to commit. That's cool. Click on the author link by the title and check out our Express Edition for just a dollar/euro/pound. Or, check out all of the jokes in each of four sections for free with your Kindle Unlimited subscription! Wait, who are you again? So, yeah. Years ago, the genesis of the jokes... We didn't know, but a cascade of events would take us from devilishly charming unbridled singles to diaper changing, tantrum calming, homework assisting, bug killing dads (and moms). Somehow we got from cruising the late night bar/club/festival scene to towing babies/toddlers/kids to happy hours with our supportive partners before rushing home to crash (hopefully after the kids). Along the way, corny (successful!) pickup lines morphed into dad jokes as we picked up a few responsibilities, lost a little hair, and added a few pounds/kilos. Really, though, our jokes are for everyone. You don't have to be a dad (or mom) or even like kids (sometimes we don't!) to enjoy, obvs. We hope a bit of humour will brighten your days...
Book Synopsis Math Jokes 4 Mathy Folks by : G. Patrick Vennebush
Download or read book Math Jokes 4 Mathy Folks written by G. Patrick Vennebush and published by Robert Reed Publishers. This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Professor and Mathemagician, Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, CA --
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Dad Says Jokes and published by Cassell. This book was released on 2019-05-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of the very best jokes from the hilarious Instagram account @dadsaysjokes - so bad they're good. From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Here are a couple of tasters: Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose. Q: Are you today's date? A: Cuz you're 10/10.
Book Synopsis The Best Joke Book Ever by : Wayne Brindle
Download or read book The Best Joke Book Ever written by Wayne Brindle and published by Bookbaby. This book was released on 2019-12-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever wanted to be the life of the party but were unsure of where to start, this book will point you in the right direction! Contained within these pages are hundreds of the most hilarious jokes you'll ever read. From one-liners to enthralling sagas, this collection is genuinely The Best Joke Book Ever, and will entertain adults and children of all ages.This carefully curated collection includes new jokes, classic jokes, animals and blondes, married couples and lovers, doctors and patients, church-goers, students, lawyers, crooks and more!
Book Synopsis The Big Book of Dad Jokes by : Joe Kerz
Download or read book The Big Book of Dad Jokes written by Joe Kerz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-04-19 with total page 389 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hundreds and Hundreds of Jokes that Will Drive Your Family Crazy Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dads tell. (Well, at least he thinks they're hilarious . . .) Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic compendium compiles more than eight hundred of the best jokes dads can use to hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food; no atmosphere. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the least funny/most "punny" guy in the room.
Book Synopsis The Punniest Joke Book Ever by : Chester Croker
Download or read book The Punniest Joke Book Ever written by Chester Croker and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-08 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Chester Croker treats us to a massive book of punny one-liners, wonderful word play, razor sharp gags and dad jokes you will laugh at. Here is a sample of the 500 funny puntastic gags within the book: - I used to be addicted to the Hokey Cokey, but I turned myself around. The annual shoemakers convention was a load of old cobblers. I'm mourning the loss of my pet hamster. Tragically he died at the wheel. I wonder if midgets start a story with, "When I was little." My friend with a lisp has passed away. He'll be miffed. I was once in a band called 'The Radiators'; we were a warm up act. My satnav told me to turn around. Now I can't see where I'm going. Someone has stolen my dictionary. I'm lost for words.These are just some of the punniest jokes ever and with over 100 pages and 500 jokes, you'll be chuckling for weeks.This is a huge collection of original one-liners, puns and dad jokes engineered to make you chuckle. It is packed with razor-sharp wordplay with many puntastic funny gags to keep you amused. Jokes and riddles, puns and wordplay and stunning one-liners that make for humour for children and humour for adults alike. This hilarious joke book makes an ideal gift for someone you know who has a good sense of humour. Alternatively, treat yourself -either way - buy this book now.
Download or read book 100 Jokes written by Peter Hauser and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-05 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book includes a collection of our favorite jokes. There are many joke books on the market, but this one has just our favorite jokes we have gathered over years. Enjoy them and entertain your friends, family and colleagues. Our favorite funny jokes and one-liners from different joke categories like dad jokes and puns. Enjoy this collection of jokes! Please find three example jokes below: - "Mom, I'm dating a man." "Whom, sweetheart?" "Mike the mailman." "Mike the mailman? But he could be your father!" "But mom, age is just a number." "Sweetheart, I don't think you understood."- Did you hear about the new restaurant called 'Karma'? There's no menu, you only get what you deserve.- My teenage son treats me like a god. He acts like I don't exist until he wants something.Find 97 more in this great collection of jokes
Download or read book 1001 Dad Jokes written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Gemini Adult. This book was released on 2025-07-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A bumper collection of 1001 of the most excruciating dad jokes ever - cheesier than a four-cheese pizza. Don't claim that you haven't been warned!
Book Synopsis King of the Dad Jokes by : Chrys Kozak
Download or read book King of the Dad Jokes written by Chrys Kozak and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-10-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE BEST SELLING GIFT FOR NEW DADS, HUSBANDS, FATHERS, FRIENDS, AND CO-WORKERS. The King of the Dad Jokes book makes an unforgettable Christmas gift for men of all ages! This is the one and only KING OF THE DAD JOKES book. It's 110 pages packed with over 300 jokes, puns, and one-liners that are so bad that they're actually great! This isn't your regular black and white joke book - your Dad is special and so is this! There are hilarious hand-illustrated caricatures and illustrations throughout the pages, making this a truly one-of-a-kind book you won't find anywhere else. It's an original, just like Dad! These jokes can be used on any occasion, from holidays and family dinners to the workplace, golf course, bowling alley...even road trips. You'll be the center of attention telling these! We know you'll get a few laughs, but you're guaranteed to earn groans, head shaking, and more than a few eye rolls. Perfect for fathers, new dads, grandpas, fathers-to-be, and any man who loves a joke. This book makes a memorable gift (that won't break the bank!) from a son, daughter, wife, friend, relative, co-worker, or partner. King of the Dad Jokes is an epic collection that will be loved by families for years to come. And besides, what looks classier on a coffee table or displayed in your home bar than a book with a monkey in a tuxedo on the cover? Examples of some of the jokes in our dad jokes book: Why do ducks have feathers on their butts? To hide their butt quack. What did the pig say on the beach? I'm bacon! What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys. Two sheep walk into a baaa. "My doctor told me I can't play golf." "Oh, when did he play with you?" If it's bad for your health to eat at night, why do they put a light in the refrigerator? This book includes: 300+ ultimate dad jokes 110 pages Hand illustrations and funny caricatures throughout the book An easy-to-follow joke format Available as a paperback or a glossy hardcover Benefits of the King of the Dad Jokes book include: Enjoy quality time with your family telling jokes that will be remembered (and retold!) for years. Relieve stress with laughter. Create lasting memories with family and friends. Instant entertainment at family gatherings, holidays, and office parties. Looking for gifts for the new dad? This dad jokes book makes the perfect new dad gift. Makes a great gift for dad from daughter and a gift for dad from son! This dad jokes book will be read and used for years to come. It makes a GREAT holiday stocking stuffer, white elephant gag gift, birthday gift, new dad gift, retirement gift, Father's Day gift, and more. It's the ultimate funny book gift. After all, life is too short not to tell Dad jokes!
Book Synopsis Subject Guide to Books in Print by :
Download or read book Subject Guide to Books in Print written by and published by . This book was released on 1997 with total page 3126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
