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Book Synopsis Zombie Kids Jokes: Will Work for Brains by : P. T. Hersom
Download or read book Zombie Kids Jokes: Will Work for Brains written by P. T. Hersom and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-18 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Five Star Reviews! Cute book for family night! - "I just got this to add to our family night, a time for the kids to really enjoy handing out with their parents - this is definitely a keeper for those evenings. The jokes are cute & funny - and some are even bit yucky, but boys love that stuff! If you're looking for a family joke book to pass around or add to your game night with the kids - this is it! Lots of funny one liners and laughs here! Cute book!" Kids Loved It! - "These jokes are perfect for kids. Of course that usually means they're groaners for adults, but even I laughed out loud at many of them. My favorite? "Why can't a Zombie's nose be 12 inches long?" Well...you'll have to read the book to find out" Your Kids Will Love All 105 Jokes - "HA! Some of these jokes are real groaners. Some are crazy, but all are funny and you're kids will easily find their favorites. I discovered I didn't need to take Zombies all that seriously. Go have some fun." Zombie Approved Family Fun Zombie Jokes: Will Work for Brains... these hilarious jokes for kids age 6-10, are Zombie Approved so get ready to laugh out loud with your kids! Zombies are the latest craze with all the kids and what a fun filled way to get your kids to read more. 105 Zombie one liner jokes plus many bonus Zombie jokes. A mob of funny Zombie jokes for kids is about to invade your home. Get it now - Zombie Approved! Zombie Party Ideas for Kids: How to Party Like a Zombie P. T. Hersom has also written "Zombie Party Ideas for Kids; How to Party Like a Zombie... Zombie Approved Kids Party Ideas for Kids Age 6-14", which is part of the Zombie Approved series of books for kids and is a great complementary book to Zombie Jokes: Will Work for Brains. Loaded with hilarious and funny games, dress up and Zombie food quaranteed to bring on laughter and loads of great memories! Moms are you looking for unique ways to celebrate that next child's birthday? Let your child and all their friends party like a Zombie and be the hit of the school. Zombie Approved! Get it now on Kindle.
Book Synopsis Zombie in Love (enhanced eBook edition) by : Kelly DiPucchio
Download or read book Zombie in Love (enhanced eBook edition) written by Kelly DiPucchio and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-02-07 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone’s favorite zombie romance picture book is now available as an enhanced eBook with animation and audio narration! Mortimer is looking for love. And he’s looking everywhere! He’s worked out at the gym (if only his arm wouldn't keep falling off). He’s tried ballroom dancing lessons (but the ladies found him to be a bit stiff). He’s even been on stalemate.com. How’s a guy supposed to find a ghoul? When it seems all hope has died, could the girl of Mortimer's dreams be just one horrifying shriek away?
Download or read book Brains written by Robin Becker and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2010-05-18 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “A witty and unexpected take on the zombie genre; I had a great time.” —Charlaine Harris, #1 New York Times bestselling author of the Sookie Stackhouse novels Subtitled “A Zombie Memoir,” Brains looks at America’s favorite walking-dead flesh-eaters from an audaciously original and deliciously gruesome new perspective. Debut author Robin Becker blazes new ground with this story of former college professor-cum-sentient zombie Jack Barnes, who recounts the tale of the resistance he organized in the wake of the recent zombie apocalypse. World War Z; Shaun of the Dead;Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies… Becker tops them all with Brains—a witty, tasty treat for anyone who every spent a midnight glued to a classic George A. Romero zombie epic!
Download or read book When Zombies Invade written by D. E. Daly and published by Enslow Publishing, LLC. This book was released on 2018-08-01 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chloe, Malik, and Justin have always shared a love of spooky things. They visit the supposedly haunted abandoned railroad station on the edge of their town, and accidentally unlock a portal into a supernatural realm. Their first challenge, zombies! They form the Z Team to try to save their town before the zombies take over.
Book Synopsis I'm a Little Brain Dead by : Kimberly Davis Basso
Download or read book I'm a Little Brain Dead written by Kimberly Davis Basso and published by I'm a Little Brain Dead. This book was released on 2018-03-23 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Panicking never helps." Tuesday's breakfast was interrupted by a stroke, and the only available help is the author's second grader. Launched into a medical crisis, Kimberly Davis Basso (and her brain) respond with wit, wisdom, and wishful thinking. From surviving a stroke to surviving a zombie apocalypse, "I'm a Little Brain Dead" is alarmingly irreverent. No matter how critical or ridiculous the situation, Kimberly abides by their family rule "Panicking never helps." You'll get an inside look at being a middle aged stroke patient as she hosts a neurological event, juggles doctors, undergoes a heart procedure and asks the really big question - how tiny is tiny when it refers to dead tissue? What would you do? Are you prepared to have a medical crisis, unable to speak or walk? Would your kids know what to do? It's time to make an escape plan. Kimberly will walk (or rather shuffle) readers through her experience in an honest, hilarious look at the site of the world's smallest zombie apocalypse - her brain.
Book Synopsis 101 Terrible Zombie Jokes by : John Rhea
Download or read book 101 Terrible Zombie Jokes written by John Rhea and published by The Undead Institute. This book was released on with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You’ve heard of a zombie only a mother could love, well this is a joke book only a dad could love. Well him and all those with refined tastes in fatherly humor. You’ll laugh, cry and definitely groan (or is it moan?) at these original, zombie-themed jokes from the braaains behind the Undead Institute. Here’s a sample of the horrors you’ll find between these pages: What did the zombie say after feasting at the insane asylum? Tastes like nuts. What do you call a zombie in a pool with no arms or legs? Bob. What’s scarier than a zombie in a clown suit? Nothing. How would you describe both a zombie ninja and zombie flatulence? Silent but undeadly. What’s the difference between a dad joke and a zombie joke? The sound: groans versus moans. A vampire, a ghost, and a zombie walk into a bar. A few minutes later, who walks out? Two zombie vampires and a very lonely ghost. What do you call a horde of bad zombie jokes? This book. How can you tell if the dealer at your weekly poker game is a zombie? If he shuffles with his feet. If you don’t love this joke book, there’s probably something very, very right with you.
Book Synopsis Grampa's Zombie BBQ by : Kirk Scroggs
Download or read book Grampa's Zombie BBQ written by Kirk Scroggs and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2008-12-14 with total page 139 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When zombies show up at their annual barbecue, Wiley and Grampa try to find a way to stop the hungry creatures from eating the other guests until Gramma comes to the rescue with a surprise weapon.
Book Synopsis So Now You're a Zombie by : John Austin
Download or read book So Now You're a Zombie written by John Austin and published by Chicago Review Press. This book was released on 2010-10-01 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All aspects of the zombie lifestyle are surveyed in this satirical take on an orientation manual for the newly undead. From how one became a zombie in the first place and the stages of zombification to survival mechanisms, this handbook offers specific advice on everything a fresh zombie needs to know about "life" expectancy, hunting techniques, hitching a ride, hand-to-mouth combat, and feeding etiquette. Instructions for extracting the living from boarded up farmhouses and broken down vehicles are included along with dozens of helpful diagrams outlining attack strategies such as the Ghoul Reach, the Flanking Zak, the Bite Hold, and the Aerial Fall for securing human prey and their all-important flesh and brains.
Download or read book Zombie Haiku written by Ryan Mecum and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-06-30 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In your hands is a poetry journal written by an undead poet, recounting his firsthand experience during the zombie plague. Little is known about the author before he turned into a zombie, but thanks to his continued writings in this journal - even after his death - you can accompany him from infection to demise. Through the intimate poetry of haiku, the zombie chronicles his epic journey through deserted streets and barricaded doors. Each three-line poem, structured in the classic 5-7-5 syllable structure, unravels a little more of the story. You'll love every eye-popping, gut-wrenching, flesh-eating page!
Book Synopsis The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers by : Michael Dahl
Download or read book The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers written by Michael Dahl and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-09-18 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the chicken cross the road? Knock, knock. Who's there? What do you get when you...? As kids guess the answers, they're sure to get the giggles! With this book, little ones will look forward to sharing the jokes with parents, teachers, and siblings--and even coming up with some variations of their own! In addition to hundreds of rib-tickling jokes, readers will love: Head-scratching brain teasers Funny knock-knock jokes Hysterical puzzles Ridiculous riddles And much, much more! Amid the jokes, kids also find information on how to deliver the perfect punch line and how their favorite comics got started telling jokes. Every budding comic needs a little help getting started, and this book is the perfect go-to for getting laughs!
Download or read book Zombie Jokes written by Funny Factory and published by . This book was released on 2016-10-03 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Zombie Jokes & Halloween Humor You don't want to be the person that everyone thinks has no sense of humor. Imagine making everyone laugh so hard that they are gasping for air, crying, and possibly peeing in their pants! This funny joke book is the weapon you need to add to your arsenal. Funny zombie jokes and hilarious Halloween humor Hilarious short jokes, puns, and laugh-out-loud comedy Witty puns - great for text messages and status updates Did you know? Jokes, humor, comedy, laughter, and smiling have positive effects (mental and physical) on the body! Lowers blood pressure Lightens tense situations Creates a sense of bond amongst others Releases "feel-good" hormones in the body Creates memories, friendships, and relationships Funny Zombie Jokes, Comedy, Halloween Humor, and Puns! This book has some funny one-liner jokes and humor. It is suitable for all ages! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing now!
Book Synopsis Best Kids' Halloween Jokes Ever! by : Highlights
Download or read book Best Kids' Halloween Jokes Ever! written by Highlights and published by Highlights Press. This book was released on 2020-08-04 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This rib-tickling collection of Halloween jokes will make kids scream with laughter! Featuring over 500 sidesplitting jokes and lots of hilarious black-and-white cartoons to round out the fun, this spooky joke book is the perfect Halloween treat for young comedians. What do you call a pumpkin comedian? A joke-o'-lantern! With pumpkin puns, mummy jokes and more, this jam-packed, 128-page humor collection will amuse kids for hours. Kids love jokes—reading them, learning them, and sharing them. This joke book has age-appropriate, wholesome humor kids can enjoy and share with the whole family, whether at home or on the go. Plus, these jokes aren’t just fun, they encourage kids to read while helping them develop creative expression and social-emotional skills.
Book Synopsis Fanboys Vs Zombies Vol. 1 by : Sam Humphries
Download or read book Fanboys Vs Zombies Vol. 1 written by Sam Humphries and published by Boom! Studios. This book was released on 2013-11-27 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SAN DIEGO, WE HAVE A PROBLEM! One is a decrepit mob of gurgling, ravenous fiends...and the other is a zombie outbreak. When there is no more room in Hell, the undead shall take over Comic-Con! A crew of feuding best friends find themselves trapped inside the largest comic convention in America, transformed into a seething cauldron of the undead. Written by indie sensation Sam Humphries (Marvel's THE ULTIMATES, OUR LOVE IS REAL) with art by hot new talent Jerry Gaylord, FANBOYS VS. ZOMBIES is a loving send-up of geek fandom with a perfect blend of quirky comedy and zombie-killin' action!
Book Synopsis Rot & Ruin: Warrior Smart by : Jonathan Maberry
Download or read book Rot & Ruin: Warrior Smart written by Jonathan Maberry and published by IDW Publishing. This book was released on 2015-05-13 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An all-new story continuing the events from the award-winning series of novels. Meet Benny, Nix, Lilah, and Chong as they stay one step ahead of the zombie hordes.
Download or read book Ratscalibur written by Josh Lieb and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-05-05 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the New York Times bestselling author of I Am A Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President “A witty mash-up of favorite fantasy motifs.”—New York Times Book Review “Ratscalibur is funny, it’s scary, and it’s sweet, like life. But it has talking rats and magic, so it’s better than life.”—Jimmy Fallon “Full of clever dialogue and hilarious puns...Don’t be surprised if this novel achieves best-seller status.” —Booklist “The only way I could’ve liked this more is if I were eleven.”—Ira Glass “A charming take on an old favorite.”—Publishers Weekly When Joey is bitten by an elderly rat, he goes from aspiring seventh-grader to three-inch tall rodent. At first, Joey is amazed by his new rat self. The city streets call to him at night. Smells that would have repelled him before are suddenly tantalizing. (A chicken bone? Yes! A squashed cockroach? Like perfume!) And wow, the freedom! But when a bout of hunger leads Joey to pull the spork from the scone, he finds himself at the center of a longtime rat prophecy. Joey has unwittingly unlocked the sword Ratscalibur; and now, it is up to him to protect his new rat friends from the evil crows who seek to destroy their peaceful kingdom. But what does an eleven-year-old know about actual swordplay? And what happens when Joey no longer wants to be a rat?
Book Synopsis Moldilocks and the Three Scares by : Lynne Marie
Download or read book Moldilocks and the Three Scares written by Lynne Marie and published by Sterling Children's Books. This book was released on 2019-08-06 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Papa, Mama, and Baby Scare (a monster, mummy, and vampire) live together in a big haunted house. One night, as their alpha-bat soup cools down, they go out to walk their dog (a bloodhound, of course). While they're away, in walks the zombie Moldilocks, looking for food, a chair, and a bed that's just right. Kids will love this funny, surprising story!
Download or read book Broken Arrow Boy written by Adam Moore and published by . This book was released on 1990 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adam Moore describes how he suffered a serious brain injury and recovered with medical help and family support.
