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So Now You're a Zombie

Author : John Austin
Publisher : Chicago Review Press
ISBN 13 : 161374286X
Total Pages : 161 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (137 download)

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Download or read book So Now You're a Zombie written by John Austin and published by Chicago Review Press. This book was released on 2010-10-01 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All aspects of the zombie lifestyle are surveyed in this satirical take on an orientation manual for the newly undead. From how one became a zombie in the first place and the stages of zombification to survival mechanisms, this handbook offers specific advice on everything a fresh zombie needs to know about "life" expectancy, hunting techniques, hitching a ride, hand-to-mouth combat, and feeding etiquette. Instructions for extracting the living from boarded up farmhouses and broken down vehicles are included along with dozens of helpful diagrams outlining attack strategies such as the Ghoul Reach, the Flanking Zak, the Bite Hold, and the Aerial Fall for securing human prey and their all-important flesh and brains.

Zombocalypse Now

Author : Matt Youngmark
Publisher : Atherton Haight
ISBN 13 : 0984067809
Total Pages : 316 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (84 download)

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Download or read book Zombocalypse Now written by Matt Youngmark and published by Atherton Haight. This book was released on 2009 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "112 possible endings. At least 7 in which you don't die!"--front cover.

I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

Author : Adam Selzer
Publisher : Delacorte Press
ISBN 13 : 0375896678
Total Pages : 194 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (758 download)

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Book Synopsis I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It by : Adam Selzer

Download or read book I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It written by Adam Selzer and published by Delacorte Press. This book was released on 2010-01-26 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Algonquin “Ali” Rhodes, the high school newspaper’s music critic, meets an intriguing singer, Doug, while reviewing a gig. He’s a weird-looking guy—goth, but he seems sincere about it, like maybe he was into it back before it was cool. She introduces herself after the set, asking if he lives in Cornersville, and he replies, in his slow, quiet murmur, “Well, I don’t really live there, exactly. . . .” When Ali and Doug start dating, Ali is falling so hard she doesn’t notice a few odd signs: he never changes clothes, his head is a funny shape, and he says practically nothing out loud. Finally Marie, the school paper’s fashion editor, points out the obvious: Doug isn’t just a really sincere goth. He’s a zombie. Horrified that her feelings could have allowed her to overlook such a flaw, Ali breaks up with Doug, but learns that zombies are awfully hard to get rid of—at the same time she learns that vampires, a group as tightly-knit as the mafia, don’t think much of music critics who make fun of vampires in reviews. . . .

You are So Undead to Me

Author : Stacey Jay
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 9781595142252
Total Pages : 276 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (422 download)

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Download or read book You are So Undead to Me written by Stacey Jay and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2009 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Megan Berry, a Carol, Arkansas, high school student who can communicate with the Undead, must team up with her childhood friend Ethan to save homecoming from an army of flesh-hungry zombies.

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies

Author : Michael P. Spradlin
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 006198602X
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (619 download)

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Book Synopsis It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies by : Michael P. Spradlin

Download or read book It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies written by Michael P. Spradlin and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-13 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The snow is falling, the holidays are approaching and…It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies! This delightfully depraved book of classic Zombie Christmas carols by Michael P. Spradlin is guaranteed to spread Yuletide cheer to all those good boys and ghouls who devoured the monster New York Times bestsellers Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and World War Z, as well as fans of 28 Days Later and Shaun of the Dead. With an introduction by the inimitable Christopher Moore—bestselling author of Bloodsucking Fiends, You Suck, andthe classic “heartwarming tale of Christmas terror” The Stupidest Angel—It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies is a great gift for stuffing into a Christmas stocking…provided you remove the bloody severed foot first!

Zombie in Love (enhanced eBook edition)

Author : Kelly DiPucchio
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1442451378
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (424 download)

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Download or read book Zombie in Love (enhanced eBook edition) written by Kelly DiPucchio and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-02-07 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone’s favorite zombie romance picture book is now available as an enhanced eBook with animation and audio narration! Mortimer is looking for love. And he’s looking everywhere! He’s worked out at the gym (if only his arm wouldn't keep falling off). He’s tried ballroom dancing lessons (but the ladies found him to be a bit stiff). He’s even been on stalemate.com. How’s a guy supposed to find a ghoul? When it seems all hope has died, could the girl of Mortimer's dreams be just one horrifying shriek away?

Plague Town

Author : Dana Fredsti
Publisher : Titan Books (US, CA)
ISBN 13 : 0857686380
Total Pages : 383 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (576 download)

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Download or read book Plague Town written by Dana Fredsti and published by Titan Books (US, CA). This book was released on 2012-04-03 with total page 383 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ashley was just trying to get through a tough day when the world turned upside down. A terrifying virus appears, quickly becoming a pandemic that leaves its victims, not dead, but far worse. Attacked by zombies, Ashley discovers that she is a 'Wild-Card' -- immune to the virus -- and she is recruited to fight back and try to control the outbreak. It's Buffy meets the Walking Dead in a rapid-fire zombie adventure!

Zombies!

Author : Jacobs Evan
Publisher : Saddleback Educational Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1645982408
Total Pages : 78 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (459 download)

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Download or read book Zombies! written by Jacobs Evan and published by Saddleback Educational Publishing. This book was released on 2014-08-27 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Themes: Horror, Lying, Fiction, Tween, Emergent Reader, Chapter Book, Hi-Lo, Hi-Lo Books, Hi-Lo Solutions, High-Low Books, Hi-Low Books, ELL, EL, ESL, Struggling Learner, Struggling Reader, Special Education, SPED, Newcomers, Reading, Learning, Education, Educational, Educational Books. Leo the Liar is in big trouble now. Heês promised the toughest kid in school a photo of a real zombie. And he has to deliver. Now Leo knows there are no such things as zombies. But he wants to prove a point. Plus, he doesnêt like being called a liar. So he sneaks out late at night and finds more than he ever bargained for. Can he save himself and his family from a zombie swarm? This series of short novels was designed to engage a broad spectrum of struggling readers. No longer will upper-elementary students have to read material junior to their maturity and interests. Characters are age appropriate and come from diverse cultures and backgrounds. Science ficion, sports, paranormal, realistic life, historical fiction, and fantasy are just a few of the many genres. Books are no higher than a 1.5 reading level, with illustrations on every spread that support visual literacy and draw kids into the text. Each book is around 70 pages.

Your Grandparents are Zombies

Author : Anson Montgomery
Publisher : Choose Your Own Adventure: Dra
ISBN 13 : 9781933390901
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (99 download)

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Download or read book Your Grandparents are Zombies written by Anson Montgomery and published by Choose Your Own Adventure: Dra. This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Offering eight possible endings, the reader invents a zombie potion that will control their grandparents' behavior.

My Teenage Zombie

Author : David L. Henderson
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 071803127X
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (18 download)

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Download or read book My Teenage Zombie written by David L. Henderson and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2016-10-04 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A must-read guide for parents and grandparents who want to practically and successfully help their teenager navigate the ever-lengthening stage of adolescence launching them into society with confidence, vision, and success. Zombies are not just found in horror movies, sometimes they’re lying on your living room couch. These are undead adolescents whose psychological and social development has come to a screeching halt. Torn by their yearning for freedom and their fear of surviving the outside world, they have stalled in their maturity, motivation, and purpose in life, hijacked by a helplessness and fear of responsibility. Parents often feel ill-equipped to love, support, and guide them—especially when they may be facing a midlife crisis of their own and battling some of the same issues in their own lives. Is it really possible to escape this “undead” state of being? In My Teenage Zombie board-certified psychiatrist and medical doctor David L. Henderson explains the parts of a teenage zombie (their brain, heart, and spirit), how they got into this undead state, and how to resurrect them back to life. Using real-life examples of families he has counseled, he describes both their physical and psychological characteristics and offers practical suggestions on how to deal with, and in many cases avoid, having an undead adolescent in your home.

The Zombie Autopsies

Author : Steven C. Schlozman
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0446574171
Total Pages : 134 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (465 download)

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Download or read book The Zombie Autopsies written by Steven C. Schlozman and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2011-03-25 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As the walking dead rise up throughout the world, a few brave doctors attempt to find a cure by applying forensic techniques to captured zombies. On a remote island a crack medical team has been sent to explore a radical theory that could uncover a cure for the epidemic. Based on the team's research and the observations of renowned zombie expert Dr. Stanley Blum, The Zombie Autopsies documents for the first time the unique biology of zombie organisms. Detailed drawings of the internal organs of actual zombies provide an accurate anatomy of these horrifying creatures. Zombie brains, hearts, lungs, skin, and digestive system are shown, while Dr. Blum's notes reveal shocking insights into how they function--even as Blum and his colleagues themselves begin to succumb to the plague. No one knows the ultimate fate of Dr. Blum or his researchers. But now that his notebook, The Zombie Autopsies, has been made available to the UN, the World Health Organization, and the general public, his scientific discoveries may be the last hope for humans on earth. "Humanity has a new weapon against the living dead and that weapon is Steven Schlozman!" -- New York Times bestselling author Max Brooks "I've written and made films about zombies for over forty years. In all that time, I've never been able to convince my audience that zombies actually exist. On page one of The Zombie Autopsies, Steven Schlozman takes away any doubt. This fast-moving, entertaining work will have you chuckling...and worrying." -- George A. Romero, director of Night of the Living Dead "Gruesome and gripping! Steven Schlozman reveals the science behind zombies from the inside out." -- Seth Grahame-Smith, New York Times bestselling author of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter "With The Zombie Autopsies, Steven Schlozman redefines 'weird science' for the 21st Century. Brilliant, bizarre and wonderfully disturbing." -- Jonathan Maberry, New York Times bestselling author of Rot & Ruin and Patient Zero "Dr. Steve's Zombie Autopsy will charm and excite a new generation into loving science." --Chuck Palahniuk, New York Times bestselling author of Fight Club

I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus

Author : Matt Mogk
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1628734914
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (287 download)

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Download or read book I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus written by Matt Mogk and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a new spin on a holiday classic that tells the story of a suburban zombie outbreak and the little boy who knows just what to do. When Johnny finds out that his mother has turned into a zombie and has attacked Santa Claus, he knows that it’s up to him to put the living dead (back) to rest. While the chaos spreads from the mall to the Christmas parade, Johnny finds his friends Glenn, Barb, and Ben, and they devise a plan to not only protect themselves—and their dog—but to make sure to get to Grandma’s house before the zombies take over town. While they’ve planned for the worst, nothing could prepare them for watching jolly old Saint Nick get devoured by mindless zombies. This clever take on a Christmas tradition is right up the alley of anyone who ever wondered what would happen if a zombie outbreak took place during the holiday season. I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a beautifully gory tale that’s sure to become a classic for fans of the holidays and the living dead.

Zombie Apocalypse! Acapulcalypse Now

Author : Stephen Jones
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 147213589X
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (721 download)

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Download or read book Zombie Apocalypse! Acapulcalypse Now written by Stephen Jones and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2015-09-17 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Hotel Baktun is an exclusive vacation complex that is about to open on the coast of Acapulco, Mexico. Owned by a mysterious multi-millionaire businessman, it is shaped like an ancient Mayan pyramid and its halls are lined with rare and expensive artefacts. For Stacy Keenan, the hotel's new Head of Security, things are already chaotic as the locals continue to put the finishing touches to the festivities while VIPs begin to arrive for the grand opening. When a Russian cruise ship turns along the shore and disgorges its cargo of flesh-eating zombies, the guests and staff soon fragment into various factions as they struggle to withstand the spread of HRV (Human Reanimation Virus). As the armies of the dead conquer all that stand before them, and the human survivors prepare for a final battle against an unstoppable enemy, a horror even more ancient and terrible is revealed when 'The Death' comes to Paradise . . .

101 Ways to Kill a Zombie

Author : Robb Pearlman
Publisher : Universe Publishing(NY)
ISBN 13 : 0789324830
Total Pages : 98 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (893 download)

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Download or read book 101 Ways to Kill a Zombie written by Robb Pearlman and published by Universe Publishing(NY). This book was released on 2013 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An illustrated guide to the best ways to rid society of the undead, this book takes a pop-culture bite out of the trend that just won't die. It doesn't take a lot of braaaaaaaiiiinnnns to recognize that society is feasting on zombie culture. This accessible, affordable, and Gorey-like (and gory) book showcases inventive methods to off everyone's favorite lovable, decaying undead. More sidesplitting than an evisceration, 101 Ways to Kill a Zombie will keep readers laughing throughout the upcoming apocalypse.

Zombie Apocalypse: Choose Your Fate!

Author : Colin Webster
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1477127038
Total Pages : 389 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (771 download)

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Download or read book Zombie Apocalypse: Choose Your Fate! written by Colin Webster and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-10 with total page 389 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Could you survive a real zombie apocalypse? Open up the book and find out! Will you take the shotgun or the machete? Do you risk life and limb to save your friends, or leave them to be dragged down by the undead? Your decisions mean life or death to you and those you encounter as you take a desperate ride through the collapse of civilization and the rise of the dead! Can you survive?

The Zombie Apocalypse Call Center Boxset #2

Author : Taylor Ellwood
Publisher : Taylor Ellwood
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 418 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Zombie Apocalypse Call Center Boxset #2 written by Taylor Ellwood and published by Taylor Ellwood. This book was released on 2023-06-23 with total page 418 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collecting Heroes of the Zombie Apocalypse Call Center, Tales of the Zombie Apocalypse Call Center, Outlaws of the Zombie Apocalypse Call Center and The Zombie Apocalypse Militia The Zombie Apocalypse continues to rage on and the search for a cure seems further and further away, but Sam, Alisha, Michelle and all the others heroes of the Zombie Apocalypse Call Center are determined to find a cure for the zombie infection, no matter what the cost may be. But they also have Dmitri Eslinger, the shadowy CEO of Zombii Co. to contend with and he has his own reasons for starting the zombie apocalypse, reasons that may ultimately save part of humanity, while damning the rest. Can Sam, Alisha and the others stop Eslinger from fully realizing his insane plans to create different zombie strains? Find out in the Zombie Apocalypse Call Center Boxset #2!

The Year's Work at the Zombie Research Center

Author : Stephen Watt
Publisher : Indiana University Press
ISBN 13 : 0253013925
Total Pages : 544 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (53 download)

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Download or read book The Year's Work at the Zombie Research Center written by Stephen Watt and published by Indiana University Press. This book was released on 2014-09-22 with total page 544 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Playful and (un)deadly serious . . . chew[s] through a near-exhaustive array of films, television, literature, culture, music and even cocktails.”—Times Literary Supplement They have stalked the horizons of our culture, wreaked havoc on moribund concepts of dead and not dead, threatened our sense of identity, and endangered our personal safety. Now zombies have emerged from the lurking shadows of society’s fringes to wander the sacred halls of the academy, feasting on tender minds and hurling rot across our intellectual landscape. It is time to unite in common cause, to shore up defenses, firm up critical and analytical resources, and fortify crumbling lines of inquiry. Responding to this call, Brain Workers from the Zombie Research Center poke and prod the rotting corpus of zombie culture trying to make sense of cult classics and the unstoppable growth of new and even more disturbing work. They exhume “zombie theory” and decaying historical documents from America, Europe, and the Caribbean in order to unearth the zombie world and arm readers with the brain tools necessary for everyday survival. Readers will see that zombie culture today “lives” in shapes as mutable as a zombie horde—and is often just as violent. “An intelligent and highly engaging collection that will appeal to legions of zombie fans, to students in the humanities, and to scholars working in fields that have already been affected by or are now preparing for the zombie apocalypse. It blends entertaining, illuminating, and accessible readings of zombies and zombie culture with unique interventions made from authoritative positions of expertise.”—Julian Murphet, author of Faulkner’s Media Romance