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Book Synopsis Zombie Butts from Uranus! by : Andy Griffiths
Download or read book Zombie Butts from Uranus! written by Andy Griffiths and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2016-11-29 with total page 247 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this exciting sequel to The Day My Butt Went Psycho, a boy and his butt must protect the planet from ruthless rumps from outer space. Zack Freeman is on his way to becoming a first-rate butt-fighter. He has gone butt-to-butt with all kinds of stinky scoundrels and butts-gone-bad. But even our doody-full hero is a-gassed by these latest stench invaders. Their odor is unstoppable. Their mission is downright foul. And they won’t rest until Earth is wiped away by their nasty fumes! They’re Zombie Butts from Uranus! And the galaxy is but one boy (and his butt) away from total reek-dom . . . Praise for Zombie Butts from Uranus “Delivers innumerable gag-worthy gags.” —Publishers Weekly
Book Synopsis The Day My Butt Went Psycho! by : Andy Griffiths
Download or read book The Day My Butt Went Psycho! written by Andy Griffiths and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2016-11-29 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young boy embarks on an epic journey across the land to reclaim his runaway butt in this hilarious beginning to a bestselling trilogy. Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story . . . the story of a brave young boy and his crazy runaway butt. The story of a crack butt-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Butt Hunter’s formidable daughter, and some of the ugliest and meanest butts ever to roam the face of the Earth. A story of endurance that takes Zack on an epic journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest, and over the Sea of Butts before descending into the heart of an explosive buttcano to confront the biggest, ugliest, and meanest butt of them all! Praise for The Day My Butt Went Psycho “Griffith’s fun gross-out adventure novel follows Zack Freeman, who awakens to see his rear end leaping out the window to lead a bum rally . . . Young readers will likely get a kick out of it all (there’s even a glossary included).” —Publishers Weekly
Download or read book Butt Wars! written by Andy Griffiths and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2016-11-29 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the thrilling conclusion to the epic Butt Trilogy, a boy and his butt fight stinky scoundrels determined to wipe away Earth. Zack Freeman (and his butt) have twice saved the world from total reek-dom. But now the young butt-fighter faces his nastiest challenge yet: Hundreds of thousands of Great White Butts attacking the earth with giant brown blobs are about to cause Buttageddon. In order to stop them, Zack will have to hitch a ride in a time-traveling buttmobile, back to the reign of the prehistoric buttosaurs. Can Zack battle the Tyrannnsore-arses, juggle a giant arseteroid, and put the butts-gone-bad back in their place? Or will the entire world be abutterated?
Book Synopsis Killer Koalas from Outer Space and Lots of Other Very Bad Stuff that Will Make Your Brain Explode! by : Andy Griffiths
Download or read book Killer Koalas from Outer Space and Lots of Other Very Bad Stuff that Will Make Your Brain Explode! written by Andy Griffiths and published by Feiwel & Friends. This book was released on 2011-10-11 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Surprise, absurdity, and laugh-out-loud humor are the hallmarks of award-winning, New York Times-bestselling author Andy Griffiths's books for kids--and this time, he has a few bad things on his mind... Following in the footsteps of The Cat on the Mat is Flat and The Big Fat Cow That Goes Kapow, Andy Griffiths turns the silliness up a few notches in this collection of stories for 8-to-12-year-olds featuring a vast array of very ridiculous and very bad things: zombie kittens, rocket-stealing ants, and of course, killer koalas from outer space! This very silly book filled with very bad things will make even very reluctant readers laugh very, very hard--maybe until their brains explode! * "Hilarious collection of rude, lewd and crude poems, jokes and cautionary tales." —Kirkus Reviews, Starred Review
Download or read book Bumageddon written by Andy Griffiths and published by Pan Australia. This book was released on 2007-11-10 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE BLOCKBUSTING CONCLUSION TO THE UNIVARSELY BESTSELLING BUM TRILOGY! Read the delightfully silly series that inspired the television animation. Zack Freeman and his bum thought their world-saving days were over - that is, until they are attacked by an army of Great White Bumosaurs from 65 million years ago! Along with some old friends, they must travel back in time to save the world - again - from the pongflict to end all pongflicts: Bumageddon! "Andy Griffiths is King of the Kids" - The Weekly Review
Book Synopsis The Cat on the Mat Is Flat by : Andy Griffiths
Download or read book The Cat on the Mat Is Flat written by Andy Griffiths and published by Feiwel & Friends. This book was released on 2009-09-01 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the New York Times bestselling author of The Day My Butt Went Psycho!, comes a collection of ten slimy, rhymey, easy-to-read Dr. Seuss-style short stories. Muck! Uck! Yuck! It is just bad luck When the truck of a duck Gets stuck in the muck? Wacky rhymes that won't bore! All of this and so much more; What are you waiting for? With silly rhymes, sound effects, and hilarious art on every page, Andy Griffiths and illustrator Terry Denton capture slapstick physical comedy in a book so easy to read that early elementary school students can read it themselves!
Book Synopsis The Day My Butt Went Psycho: TV Tie-In by : Andy Griffiths
Download or read book The Day My Butt Went Psycho: TV Tie-In written by Andy Griffiths and published by Macmillan Publishers Aus.. This book was released on 2014-01-01 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Read the delightfully silly series that inspired the television animation. Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story ... The story of a boy and his crazy, runaway bum. It's the story of a crack bum-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Bum Hunter and his formidable daughter, and some of the biggest, ugliest and meanest bums ever to roam the face of the Earth. A story of courage and endurance that takes Zack on a journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest and over the Sea of Bums before descending into the heart of an explosive bumcano to confront the biggest, ugliest and meanest bum of them all ...
Book Synopsis What Buttosaur Is That? by : Andy Griffiths
Download or read book What Buttosaur Is That? written by Andy Griffiths and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2016-11-29 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the New York Times–bestselling author of the Butt Trilogy comes a silly and informative look at prehistoric butt-related life forms. Tyrannosore-arse Rex versus Tricerabutt: Who kicked more butt? Stenchtiles and Farthropods: Which smelled most foul? Exstinktion: How did the buttosaurs get wiped? This book will tell you everything you need to know but were too grossed out to ask about prehistoric butt-related life forms and the complex stenchology of their environment. Never again will you look like a fool when somebody asks, “What buttosaur is that?” A must-have for every kid with a butt!
Download or read book Just Shocking! written by Andy Griffiths and published by Pan Australia. This book was released on 2008-07-01 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Australia's favourite children's storytellers. Is this the right book for you? Take the SHOCKING TEST and find out. Do you wish you could drive around in a monster truck crushing everybody and everything that gets in your way? Do you love watching videos of people having painful accidents? Do you do any - or all - of the following: touch electric fences, play with loaded mousetraps or put buttons up your nose? Do you think stories about exploding pink butterflies are funny? Do you ever laugh so hard that you feel like you're going to throw up all over yourself... and then you actually do? SCORE: One point for each yes answer. 3-5: You are a shocking, shocking person! You will love this book. 1-2: You are quite shocking! You will love this book. 0: What a shocking score! You will love this book.
Book Synopsis Just for Laughs! by : Andy Griffiths
Download or read book Just for Laughs! written by Andy Griffiths and published by . This book was released on 2005-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Four hilarious, butt-selling titles in one gross-out boxed set! Includes THE DAY MY BUTT WENT PSYCHO!, an epic tale of one brave boy and his crazy, runaway butt. ZOMBIE BUTTS FROM URANUS!, the heart-stopping, nostril-burning sequel. JUST JOKING!, in which Andy attempts some of the best--and worst--practical jokes in history. JUST ANNOYING! will annoy you. AND annoy you. And ANNOY you. And annoy YOU...
Book Synopsis Zombie Bums from Uranus by : Andy Griffiths
Download or read book Zombie Bums from Uranus written by Andy Griffiths and published by Macmillan Children's Books. This book was released on 2004 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An alien army of killer mutant zombie bums is headed for Earth. Their mission? Total zombie-bummification of the planet. Who else could be behind a plan to stink out the entire solar system but the Great White Bum? Luckily, the dastardly derriere holds no fear for Zack. Armed with little more than a squeezy bottle of tomato sauce, Zack gets set to follow his destiny and save the world. It’s dirty work, but someone’s got to do it! A hilarious, comic action thriller, pun-packed and pacy!
Download or read book Just Annoying! written by Andy Griffiths and published by ReadHowYouWant.com. This book was released on 2011-05-27 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is this the right book for you? Take the ANNOYING TEST and find out. 1) Do you ask `Are we there yet?' over and over on long car trips? 2) Do you like to drive people mad by copying everything they say and do? 3) Do you hog the shower and use up all the hot water? 4) Do you enjoy asking silly questions that have no real answers? 5) Do you swing on the clothesline whenever you get the chance? SCORE: One point for each 'yes' answer. 3-5 You are obviously a very annoying person. You will love this book. 1-2 You are a fairly annoying person. You will love this book. 0 You don't realise how much fun being annoying can be. You will love this book.
Book Synopsis The Treehouse Joke Book by : Andy Griffiths
Download or read book The Treehouse Joke Book written by Andy Griffiths and published by Feiwel & Friends. This book was released on 2020-08-04 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What's black and white and read all over the world? The New York Times–bestselling Treehouse series, of course! International author-illustrator superstar duo Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton are back, and this time they've cooked up a hilarious joke book to complement their beloved chapter book series. Chock-full of gags, quips, and puns—both all-new and some that were previously featured in The 104-Story Treehouse—The Treehouse Joke Book promises countless laughs both for existing fans and newcomers to the Treehouse universe.
Book Synopsis The Cat, the Rat, and the Baseball Bat (My Readers Level 1) by : Andy Griffiths
Download or read book The Cat, the Rat, and the Baseball Bat (My Readers Level 1) written by Andy Griffiths and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2013-05-21 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "What happens when a cat meets a rat with a baseball bat?"--P. [4] of cover.
Book Synopsis Treasure Fever!: Schooling Around 1 by : Andy Griffiths
Download or read book Treasure Fever!: Schooling Around 1 written by Andy Griffiths and published by Pan Australia. This book was released on 2008-07-01 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Treasure Fever! Test: 1. What is the name of Henry McThrottle's crazy new teacher? A: Mr Blooper. B: Mr Bogfur. C: Mr Brainfright. 2. What does Henry discover is buried under the school? A: lollipops. B: a dead dog. C: pirate treasure. 3. What is Henry's nervous friend, Newton Hooton, scared of? A: nothing. B: most things. C: everything. 4. The X on a treasure map stands for A: a kiss. B: where not to go. C: buried treasure. 5. Treasure Fever! is A: a contagious disease. B: the name of a band. C: the title of a very funny book about bullies, crazy teachers and buried treasure. The answers to these questions - and many more - are contained between the covers of this very funny book about bullies, crazy teachers and buried treasure.
Download or read book Just Crazy! written by Andy Griffiths and published by ReadHowYouWant.com. This book was released on 2011-05-27 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you bounce so high on your bed that you hit your head on the ceiling? Do you ever look in the mirror and see a crazy maniac staring back at you? Nine highly original, humorous stories complemented by imaginative and hilarious illustrations from one of Australia's most well-known and acclaimed illustrators, Terry Denton.
Book Synopsis Just Disgusting! by : Andy Griffiths
Download or read book Just Disgusting! written by Andy Griffiths and published by Pan Australia. This book was released on 2007-11-10 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the tradition of Just Tricking!, Just Annoying!, Just Stupid! and Just Crazy!, Andy Griffiths has written nine highly original, humorous new stories about Andy G. Includes a terrible agonising death by flesh-eating zombies, a battle with brussel sprouts (the sprouts win) and the disgusting fact that cockroaches can live for nine days without their heads (they only die because they starve to death). Complemented by imaginative, chaotic and downright disgusting illustrations by Terry Denton.
