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You Can't Make This Shit Up!

Author : Lauren Panobianco
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781723904165
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (41 download)

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Download or read book You Can't Make This Shit Up! written by Lauren Panobianco and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-08-13 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Most of my life, I have heard, "Only you, Lauren," and have frequently asked myself, "Why does crazy shit always happen to me?" Now I have found an answer to the question I have asked myself over the years....to share my stories with you! The way I figure it is that there is no point to annoying, frustrating, funny and downright unbelievable shit to happen, unless you are going to share those stories with others. In this book, you will find a series of true stories written and experienced by me. Some will be very short, while others needed multiple pages to get the full story down. You will read about my family members, friends, former friends, boyfriends, ex-boyfriends, colleagues, past clients and many more people who have helped me fill the pages of my life so far. After reading this book, I encourage you take a minute to think about all the stories of your life, both good and bad, and look at how they have contributed to who you are today. For me, these stories are more than just funny and crazy shit that has happened to me over the years. Each one of these stories has taught me something I may not have learned without them, and have helped to shape me into the person I am today. At the end of each chapter, you will read what I learned from each one of the stories I share. Some lessons were life-changing, while others simply taught me not to cut 12 inches off a bridesmaid dress before trying it on. Actually, come to think of it, maybe that should be considered a life-changing lesson! As I always say, everything happens for a reason, even the bad stuff. It is our job to figure out what that reason is, no matter how small, and use that information to expand our horizons and live a happier and healthier life. Enjoy!

You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Author : Lee Gutkind
Publisher : Hachette+ORM
ISBN 13 : 0738215864
Total Pages : 339 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (382 download)

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Download or read book You Can't Make This Stuff Up written by Lee Gutkind and published by Hachette+ORM. This book was released on 2012-07-03 with total page 339 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From "the godfather behind creative nonfiction" (Vanity Fair) comes this indispensable how-to for nonfiction writers of all levels and genres, "reminiscent of Stephen King's fiction handbook On Writing" (Kirkus). Whether you're writing a rags-to-riches tell-all memoir or literary journalism, telling true stories well is hard work. In You Can't Make This Stuff Up, Lee Gutkind, the go-to expert for all things creative nonfiction, offers his unvarnished wisdom to help you craft the best writing possible. Frank, to-the-point, and always entertaining, Gutkind describes and illustrates every aspect of the genre. Invaluable tools and exercises illuminate key steps, from defining a concept and establishing a writing process to the final product. Offering new ways of understanding the genre, this practical guidebook will help you thoroughly expand and stylize your work.

Divorcing Your Narcissist: You Can't Make This Shit Up!

Author : Tracy Malone
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781736507810
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (78 download)

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Book Synopsis Divorcing Your Narcissist: You Can't Make This Shit Up! by : Tracy Malone

Download or read book Divorcing Your Narcissist: You Can't Make This Shit Up! written by Tracy Malone and published by . This book was released on 2021-06 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Has the person you married turned into an evil stranger ready for war? You fell in love. Your partner was charismatic, caring, and attentive. On your wedding day, you never dreamed it could end in divorce. Now you're in the midst of a heated battle, wondering where that person went. What you're discovering is that you married someone with a narcissistic personality disorder. To a narcissist, divorce is a game of psychological warfare. With no emotions to slow them down, this game (and the lies) comes easily to them. Meanwhile, you're in a downward spiral of anxiety, depression, and fear, not to mention legal bills that are mounting at an alarming rate. All is not lost. You can - and will - get through this. Author Tracy A. Malone has been there, along with countless others whose stories (and successes) offer quick, but enlightening, glimpses into their experiences and the methods used to not only outlast the attempts made to ruin them, but also flourish after the dust has settled. Delve inside and uncover:* What you can expect when divorcing a narcissist along with 8 tips to help you prepare. ** Learn from those who have come out the other side wishing they knew then what they know in hindsight. How much easier would it be if you could learn from the lessons of those before you? What could help you enter the arena with your eyes wide open? Top divorce tips from 26 experts in the narcissistic abuse field including lawyers, mediators, psychologists, therapists, coaches, authors, and financial planners. Acquire priceless advice regarding how to hire the right lawyer so you don't drain your bank account. Gain an understanding of which battles are important to fight and which are best to walk away from to save money and your sanity. Absorb how to avoid costly mistakes - legal and financial - that commonly occur post-divorce.

I Can't Make This Up

Author : Kevin Hart
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 150115558X
Total Pages : 452 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)

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Download or read book I Can't Make This Up written by Kevin Hart and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-06-06 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times bestselling author, superstar comedian, and Hollywood box office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word in this “hilarious but also heartfelt” (Elle) memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself. The question you’re probably asking yourself right now is: What does Kevin Hart have that a book also has? According to the three people who have seen Kevin Hart and a book in the same room, the answer is clear: A book is compact. Kevin Hart is compact. A book has a spine that holds it together. Kevin Hart has a spine that holds him together. A book has a beginning. Kevin Hart’s life uniquely qualifies him to write this book by also having a beginning. It begins in North Philadelphia. He was born an accident, unwanted by his parents. His father was a drug addict who was in and out of jail. His brother was a crack dealer and petty thief. And his mother was overwhelmingly strict, beating him with belts, frying pans, and his own toys. The odds, in short, were stacked against our young hero. But Kevin Hart, like Ernest Hemingway, J.K. Rowling, and Chocolate Droppa before him, was able to defy the odds and turn it around. In his literary debut, he takes us on a journey through what his life was, what it is today, and how he’s overcome each challenge to become the man he is today. And that man happens to be the biggest comedian in the world, with tours that sell out football stadiums and films that have collectively grossed over $3.5 billion. He achieved this not just through hard work, determination, and talent. “Hart is an incredibly magnetic storyteller, on the page as he is onstage, and that’s what shines through [in this] genial, entertaining guide to a life in comedy” (Kirkus Reviews).

You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Author : Theresa Caputo
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476764441
Total Pages : 5 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (767 download)

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Download or read book You Can't Make This Stuff Up written by Theresa Caputo and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-08-18 with total page 5 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Author and medium Theresa Caputo shares the insights and lessons she’s learned through her exceptional gift of communicating with the dead.

You Can't Make This Shit Up

Author : M. Rice
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0359538509
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (595 download)

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Download or read book You Can't Make This Shit Up written by M. Rice and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019-03-29 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Alana, Grayson, Natasha, Serenity, Landon, and Riley. Six friends whose stories twist and turn throughout one another. From parental kidnapping, rape allegations, and murder; this book holds shock value and humor on just about every page. Read as the plot unfolds with the unexpected. A true page turner with situations that will have you sitting in true disbelief.

The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck

Author : Mark Manson
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 006245773X
Total Pages : 197 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (624 download)

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Download or read book The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck written by Mark Manson and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller Over 10 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.

You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Author : William Scovell
Publisher : FriesenPress
ISBN 13 : 1039132804
Total Pages : 216 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (391 download)

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Download or read book You Can't Make This Stuff Up written by William Scovell and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2022-04-25 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In You Can’t Make This Stuff Up, William M. Scovell writes, “Somehow, we all get through it and land somewhere.” These stories find the mischievous and clever protagonist and a cast of colorful characters entangled in the web of life’s perplexing dilemmas, against the nostalgic backdrop of 20th and 21st century Americana. We all know this character. His fortune never changes as he meanders through grade school, his trials in college, trying to one-up the Rolls Royce salesman, panning for gold in Colorado and coping with his IRS audit. Infused with humor and Steinbeck-inspired wanderlust, these stories explore cherished friendships and purpose and depict day-to-day moments in Pee Wee baseball, Yankee reunions, small-town kids hitting the Big Apple, and his commentaries on the state of the world. Although he adeptly weasels through this medley of muddles with a positive outlook, God only knows how he survived. Must say something about the human condition. The stories provide a spoonful of sweet comic relief and an immediate off-ramp from life’s stresses as these whimsical tales draw readers along on the stirring adventures of that cute neighbor kid, we all knew had no future. Let’s dig in and have some fun!

You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Author : Theresa Caputo
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476764433
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (767 download)

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Download or read book You Can't Make This Stuff Up written by Theresa Caputo and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-09-30 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The host of "Long Island Medium" relates the wisdom she has gleaned from spirit and client readings, sharing insights into spiritual concepts and everyday challenges.

Firefly Lane

Author : Kristin Hannah
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
ISBN 13 : 1429927844
Total Pages : 532 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)

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Download or read book Firefly Lane written by Kristin Hannah and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2008-02-05 with total page 532 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the New York Times bestselling author Kristin Hannah comes a powerful novel of love, loss, and the magic of friendship. . . . now a #1 Netflix series! In the turbulent summer of 1974, Kate Mularkey has accepted her place at the bottom of the eighth-grade social food chain. Then, to her amazement, the "coolest girl in the world" moves in across the street and wants to be her friend. Tully Hart seems to have it all---beauty, brains, ambition. On the surface they are as opposite as two people can be: Kate, doomed to be forever uncool, with a loving family who mortifies her at every turn. Tully, steeped in glamour and mystery, but with a secret that is destroying her. They make a pact to be best friends forever; by summer's end they've become TullyandKate. Inseparable. So begins Kristin Hannah's magnificent new novel. Spanning more than three decades and playing out across the ever-changing face of the Pacific Northwest, Firefly Lane is the poignant, powerful story of two women and the friendship that becomes the bulkhead of their lives. From the beginning, Tully is desperate to prove her worth to the world. Abandoned by her mother at an early age, she longs to be loved unconditionally. In the glittering, big-hair era of the eighties, she looks to men to fill the void in her soul. But in the buttoned-down nineties, it is television news that captivates her. She will follow her own blind ambition to New York and around the globe, finding fame and success . . . and loneliness. Kate knows early on that her life will be nothing special. Throughout college, she pretends to be driven by a need for success, but all she really wants is to fall in love and have children and live an ordinary life. In her own quiet way, Kate is as driven as Tully. What she doesn't know is how being a wife and mother will change her . . . how she'll lose sight of who she once was, and what she once wanted. And how much she'll envy her famous best friend. . . . For thirty years, Tully and Kate buoy each other through life, weathering the storms of friendship---jealousy, anger, hurt, resentment. They think they've survived it all until a single act of betrayal tears them apart . . . and puts their courage and friendship to the ultimate test. Firefly Lane is for anyone who ever drank Boone's Farm apple wine while listening to Abba or Fleetwood Mac. More than a coming-of-age novel, it's the story of a generation of women who were both blessed and cursed by choices. It's about promises and secrets and betrayals. And ultimately, about the one person who really, truly knows you---and knows what has the power to hurt you . . . and heal you. Firefly Lane is a story you'll never forget . . . one you'll want to pass on to your best friend.

The Secret

Author : Rhonda Byrne
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 0731815297
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (318 download)

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Download or read book The Secret written by Rhonda Byrne and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-07-07 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The tenth-anniversary edition of the book that changed lives in profound ways, now with a new foreword and afterword. In 2006, a groundbreaking feature-length film revealed the great mystery of the universe—The Secret—and, later that year, Rhonda Byrne followed with a book that became a worldwide bestseller. Fragments of a Great Secret have been found in the oral traditions, in literature, in religions and philosophies throughout the centuries. For the first time, all the pieces of The Secret come together in an incredible revelation that will be life-transforming for all who experience it. In this book, you’ll learn how to use The Secret in every aspect of your life—money, health, relationships, happiness, and in every interaction you have in the world. You’ll begin to understand the hidden, untapped power that’s within you, and this revelation can bring joy to every aspect of your life. The Secret contains wisdom from modern-day teachers—men and women who have used it to achieve health, wealth, and happiness. By applying the knowledge of The Secret, they bring to light compelling stories of eradicating disease, acquiring massive wealth, overcoming obstacles, and achieving what many would regard as impossible.

The Art of Making Sh!t Up

Author : Norm Laviolette
Publisher : John Wiley & Sons
ISBN 13 : 1119558212
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (195 download)

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Download or read book The Art of Making Sh!t Up written by Norm Laviolette and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2019-05-07 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Work together to up your chances of business success The Art of Making Sh!t Up combines the lessons learned from a personal journey with the teachings derived from years of honing valuable skills through performing and presenting to thousands of people to demonstrate how working together has helped others found and grow several multimillion-dollar companies. By focusing on topics that serve as pain points and detailing the tools and techniques of improv, this book helps people and organizations utilize new skill sets to be more productive, more accepting, and more "all in" to create a stronger teammate and team. Remove the fear of failure Recognize when and how to trust your instincts Celebrate and embrace the ideas of others Listen effectively—to both people and your environment Thinking is hard. Listening is easy—and is most often the springboard to huge ideas. Find out how it can work for you with The Art of Making Sh!t Up.

The Life of a Cashier: You cant make this stuff up

Author : L. Benoit
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0359801420
Total Pages : 164 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (598 download)

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Download or read book The Life of a Cashier: You cant make this stuff up written by L. Benoit and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019-07-19 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The life and experiences of those who work retail, told with my humor and sarcasm.

Man UNcivilized

Author : Traver Boehm
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780578945064
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book Man UNcivilized written by Traver Boehm and published by . This book was released on 2018-08-17 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the guidebook for the newly emerging paradigm of masculinity. One that includes and celebrates both the primal and divine aspects of men.

Hyperbole and a Half

Author : Allie Brosh
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451666187
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book Hyperbole and a Half written by Allie Brosh and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-29 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!

You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Author : Mike the Cop
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781523977703
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (777 download)

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Download or read book You Can't Make This Stuff Up written by Mike the Cop and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the most popular questions cops get asked is "What's the funniest thing that's ever happened to you on the job?" Well, we set out to gather a few funny stories from across North America and compiled them into this eBook with some stories you will want to read again and again to laugh at and share with your friends. So many times in the career of law enforcement officers, you end up saying "You just can't make this stuff up!" So, here are some insights as to the sorts of things that we have laid eyes on or experienced that we hope you'll enjoy! Please be aware that the stories in this book are REAL and some involve recounting nudity or other PG-16+ situations that you may want to consider if you find such real situations (that cops see and have to learn to laugh at) offensive.

You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up

Author : Craig G. Danforth
Publisher : Craig Danforth
ISBN 13 : 061593448X
Total Pages : 164 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (159 download)

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Download or read book You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up written by Craig G. Danforth and published by Craig Danforth. This book was released on 2013-03-11 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You will be taken on an imaginative ride along into to the real world of Emergency Medicine, while exposed to all of the madness, sadness, stresses and rewards that were experienced along the way. The stories you will read are all very true and have occurred over the past 20 years, working in the EMS field. Some of you will laugh till you cry, others will shake your heads and say “there is no way that could happen”. Weather you believe it or not, you just can’t make this stuff up!