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Book Synopsis Wow, Look at You Becoming a Judge and Shit by : Adam Pros
Download or read book Wow, Look at You Becoming a Judge and Shit written by Adam Pros and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-11 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Gift Idea For A Judge, Gag Gift For Graduation. Simple Lined Notebook Journal.Perfect for documenting notes, ideas, organizing thoughts, or even sketching. - 6x9 inch.- 110 blank lined pages.- Matte finish cover.
Book Synopsis New Millennium Boyz by : Alex Kazemi
Download or read book New Millennium Boyz written by Alex Kazemi and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-09-12 with total page 301 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Brad Sela is living an apathetic suburban life in his affluent neighborhood until two new friends drag him down a destructive path toward self-discovery. “My favorite millennial provocateur.” —Bret Easton Ellis, NYLON Magazine Must-Reads September 2023 “This book is raucous, raunchy, and sure to offend, and there are readers who’ll appreciate those things. I will forever defend Kazemi’s ability to write this book and entertain his intended audience against those who’d torch all three.” —Ellen Hopkins, author of Crank and a dozen other banned books Freshly seventeen and entering his Y2K senior year, Brad is feeling fatigued by the cookie-cutter image his new-agey Oprah-loving mom and corporate-Boomer dad expect him to maintain, so when the new transfer students, Lu and Shane, invite him out to the woods, he agrees to see what this Baphomet-worshipping goth kid and classic-rock stoner have to offer. “There's no way a robot wrote this book. A no-holds-barred tour of the Millennial mindset's spiritual DNA. Anything goes.” —Douglas Coupland Soon, he’s dealing with the delicate balance of a double life, forsaking old friends for his new ones, and secretly embarking on a journey of indulging his darkest impulses—even documenting some of their most dangerous and disturbing exploits on their Handycams. But as their hijinks increase and threaten to expose him, Brad is forced to reconcile who he really is or risk drowning in his downward spiral. “There is some twisted shit in this book that will likely fuck with your head and break your heart. Remember Woodstock ’99, and how a sick, profit-driven media culture pushed boys to their worst impulses? Think Larry Clark or Bret Easton Ellis by way of Charles Bukowski or J.G. Ballard. These kids are not all right. Kazemi’s prose produces the same visceral response as an early Tarantino movie. Proceed with caution.” —Douglas Rushkoff At turns hair-raising and harrowing, Alex Kazemi’s thrilling debut novel is an unnerving examination of the collision of traditional masculinity, the early internet, and irresistible pop culture that shaped the turn of the century and transformed the way boys engage with the world. The bastard love child of Bret Easton Ellis and Gregg Araki, New Millennium Boyz presents an uncensored and unsettling portrait of the year 2000 that never could have aired on MTV. “I walked a path parallel to my own, and it was honest, authentic and awful. New Millennium Boyz is an intrusively intimate narration of someone who lived in familiar coordinates yet a different social stratum. That wholly un-unique alienation and emptiness is one that fills me with a nostalgia for a past that was, and was not, my own.” —Brooks Brown, Columbine Survivor and Author “In New Millennium Boyz, Alex Kazemi dissects the post-Columbine generation with wit and a sharp scalpel. His characters are damaged products of their time. While this is a dark chronicle, there's also a cozy High School Confidential feel to the tale and the various media Kazemi employs to tell it, resulting in a compulsively readable novel.” —Poppy Z. Brite “Alex Kazemi is a boy wonder.” —Shirley Manson
Download or read book To Be or Not To Be written by Ryan North and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2016-09-06 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the bestelling author of Romeo and/or Juliet and How to Invent Everything, the greatest work in English literature, now in the greatest format of English literature: a chooseable-path adventure! When Shakespeare wrote Hamlet he gave the world just one possible storyline, drawn from a constellation of billions of alternate narratives. And now you can correct that horrible mistake! Play as Hamlet and avenge your father's death—with ruthless efficiency this time. Play as Ophelia and change the world with your scientific brilliance. Play as Hamlet's father and die on the first page, then investigate your own murder… as a ghost! Featuring over 100 different endings, each illustrated by today's greatest artists, incredible side quests, fun puzzles, and a book-within-a-book instead of a play-within-a-play, To Be or Not To Be offers up new surprises and secrets every time you read it. You decide this all sounds extremely excellent, and that you will definitely purchase this book right away. Because as the Bard said: “to be or not to be… that is the adventure.” ...You're almost certain that's how it goes. To Be or Not To Be originally launched as a record-breaking Kickstarter project. This new, reader-friendly edition features the same text and illustrations as the original version, redesigned to take up half as many pages and weigh a whole pound less.
Download or read book Justice for Adam written by Mike Holst and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2009-09-01 with total page 302 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Justice for Adam is a compelling and rewarding story for anyone who has been disappointed by the legal system. Adam Holton had everything he wanted in life. A budding career and a good life in a small town he loved so much. The real prize for him however was Mandy, his beautiful betrothed friend. Then just like that she was abducted, brutalized and murdered, and Adams world as he knew it, came to a screeching halt. His only consolation was to see the man who did it punished in a court of law. It was not to happen, however, and the perpetrator was released on a technicality with the help of his shrewd lawyer. Adam was enraged, and then he snapped and took the law into his own hands. He became the fugitive, instead of the man who had killed his sweetheart and ruined his life. Sometimes however justice is served in strange ways in small town America, where bloodlines and feelings can come to the surface and wrongs get made into rights.
Book Synopsis Death By Darkness by : Charles Pennington
Download or read book Death By Darkness written by Charles Pennington and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-07-09 with total page 347 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dumas Harvey lives with Schizophrenia. He hears voices and sees things that others dont. He has been tortured and bullied since childhood. Until one day Dumas happens upon a strange creation. In the bitter North Dakota wind he finds a new friend. Then his problems come to a stop. The teasing, the taunting, the bullying is no more. But now there's another problem. People are turning up dead in Redlake, North Dakota. The deaths are ungodly. Gruesome and horrific murders. The victims just so happen to be Dumas' enemies. The voices in Dumas' head have all stopped now. All but one, that is. It's the only voice that matters. DEATH BY DARKNESS Revenge by night...
Download or read book A Little Life written by Hanya Yanagihara and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2016-01-26 with total page 833 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A stunning “portrait of the enduring grace of friendship” (NPR) about the families we are born into, and those that we make for ourselves. A masterful depiction of love in the twenty-first century. NATIONAL BOOK AWARD FINALIST • MAN BOOKER PRIZE FINALIST • WINNER OF THE KIRKUS PRIZE A Little Life follows four college classmates—broke, adrift, and buoyed only by their friendship and ambition—as they move to New York in search of fame and fortune. While their relationships, which are tinged by addiction, success, and pride, deepen over the decades, the men are held together by their devotion to the brilliant, enigmatic Jude, a man scarred by an unspeakable childhood trauma. A hymn to brotherly bonds and a masterful depiction of love in the twenty-first century, Hanya Yanagihara’s stunning novel is about the families we are born into, and those that we make for ourselves. Look for Hanya Yanagihara’s latest bestselling novel, To Paradise.
Download or read book The Lermen War written by James Taylor and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2021-04-07 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Lermen War: Humanity's First Contact By: James Taylor In 2100, Humanity begins exploring the vast expanses of the galaxy. By 2145, they have their first contact with the Lermen. After years of tension, in 2252, war between Humanity and their allies and the Lermen breaks out that will end the lives of thousands throughout the galaxy. At fourteen, Ken loses his parents in the brutal attack on the Eagle’s Paradise space cruise ship by the Lermen. His world is torn to pieces. After their deaths, Ken is left in the care of his grandparents and attempts to have a few normal years of high school. His life is good. He is a basketball star with wonderful friends and an amazing girlfriend, but his past continues to haunt him. After completing high school, he cannot let go of his quest for revenge and joins the war effort. Will the war provide the closure Ken seeks, or will he submit to the overwhelming sense of revenge and lose himself in the process?
Download or read book Sinkhole written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the small town of Tameworth, there are some very strange goings on when a sinkhole suddenly makes an entire lake disappear within minutes, taking with it two unsuspecting participants in a game of life and death. The story of the mines that riddle the landscape began 100 years earlier. When the Tin mine was closed, unbeknown to the company that decommissioned the mine the vents were never capped over properly, but also unknowingly, the horror that lay beneath the town of Tameworth was thought to have been sealed over and forgotten forever. When thirty miners died in horrific circumstances, the link between the strange object that was found deep in the mine was to blame, and soon the mine was labelled as cursed. Strange events surround the mine and once it was closed the locals soon wanted to forget the sexual deviancy and horrors it had brought to the town. 50 years on, and the lake that had formed over one of the mines air vents suddenly disappears one night and for those next two weeks the people still alive from the past soon began to wish they had never heard of the mine, but this time, they had been lucky and after two weeks, the lake refilled, and all seemed quiet once more. Again, the story abated into a sordid secret never to be told and as the town grew, the stories soon disappeared of the cursed mine and the abhorrent events it wrought on the town. Josh has lived in Tameworth all his life and after meeting his lifelong friend and now girlfriend, thoughts of their future and marriage flood his young adult mind as he believes he has found his soulmate, but little does Josh realise that what is about to happen is going to change his life forever. His plan for a romantic proposal was simple. A boat trip out onto White Mere Lake, and then a romantic meal and then said deed would be done and his future with Lisa would be sealed. Unknowing to Josh and Lisa, it was time for the strange spirit that resides below that had waited its 50 years and it was now time to wreak havoc once more on the town. But this time, it was wanting more than ever before. The malevolent spirit wants only the souls of the chosen few and now has a way out of the mine, and soon it will seek out those souls that it needs to be free. David Bromin, the local fire chief, it soon to realise that a rescue mission he was on, soon turns into one of the strangest mysteries he has ever come across when a geologist named Sarah Lucas convinces him that she needs to go down the Tin mine to find something she suspects is a new phenomenon to science, and like so many before them, they soon discover that this mine is indeed cursed and now the spirit knows they are looking beyond what they need to know. With murders suddenly appearing all over Tameworth, detective Paul Smyth is soon on the scene and colluding with David to try to figure out what is happening, but like so much David is learning, the town of Tameworth is covering up a dirty secret and those involved with stop a nothing to keep Tameworth’s seedy past secret, even if it means framing or even killing those who seek out the truth. With the town in jeopardy and the evil spirit slowly gaining strength, time is running out to destroy the entity before it rampages through the town, in this endearing, yet odd tale from Joe KING.
Download or read book Susan Boyle written by Aaron Fischer and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2009-04-22 with total page 488 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Susan Boyle, a feisty 47 year old church worker from Blackburn, Scotland, has become a global singing sensation after appearing on Britain's Got Talent in April 2009.Susan's incredible television debut has been watched by millions on YouTube and this book is the definitive collection of comments from the first few days.... some good, some bad and some "bloody fantastic!".
Book Synopsis Hyperbole and a Half by : Allie Brosh
Download or read book Hyperbole and a Half written by Allie Brosh and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-29 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!
Download or read book Disrobed written by Frederic Block and published by Thomson Reuters. This book was released on 2012 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book was written for the general public in an effort to explain, in practical terms, the perspective behind some of the most newsworthy and sensatinal cases of the last 20 years. The Judge discusses the death penalty, racketeering, gun laws,drug laws, discrimination laws, race riots, terrorism, and foreign affairs, as well as the more humble aspects of being a man on the bench.
Book Synopsis Victim of Love: Master In My Bed by : Darryl Carr
Download or read book Victim of Love: Master In My Bed written by Darryl Carr and published by Passion Publications. This book was released on 2015-10-30 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: They say blood is thicker than water, but what about friendship? Sean Mitchell disrespected and betrayed his brotherhood to Bruce by sleeping with his wife and having her sign over her half of his company. In the midst of this storm, Bruce finds himself on the brink of death only to awake and realize his true love…his mother Sara is gone. Bruce has to find a way to pay Sean back while trying to save what is left of his family and his business; while carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders. The only way he can overcome this and climb his way back on top is to put his beliefs to the side and do something he's never done before. What will these Victim's of Love do in this tangled web of dysfunction, deceit and betrayal when they’re faced with the one decision that could change their lives forever….
Book Synopsis Rock My World by : Michelle A. Valentine
Download or read book Rock My World written by Michelle A. Valentine and published by Michelle A Valentine Books, LLC. This book was released on 2013-06-20 with total page 119 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: *A Novella in the New York Times and USA Today best-selling Black Falcon series* After Aubrey Jenson is wrongly dismissed from her job at Center Stage Marketing, she seeks legal advice from her father, The Judge, to see what grounds she has to get her position reinstated. Her surprise visit to her family doesn’t go as smoothly as she hopes when she brings home her new boyfriend, Zach, Black Falcon’s lead guitarist. She soon discovers that father doesn’t always know best when it comes to matters of the heart. When Zach meets Aubrey’s family, he’s immediately faced with his deepest fear: The love he so desperately wants, he doesn’t deserve. The Judge makes no attempt to hide his disdain for Zach, and will stop at nothing to keep him away from his daughter. But an unexpected twist turns everyone’s plans upside down and no one’s world will ever be the same. Outside forces attempting to pull them apart are strong and it’s going to take every bit of Zach and Aubrey’s love for one another to withstand the fall-out. Soon, they discover making love last is harder than finding it to begin with and sometimes you pay the ultimate price for true love. ***Note from author: This 28,000 word novella follows Riff and Aubrey's story from ROCK MY BED.***
Download or read book Glass Castle written by M. Watkins and published by Pepper Publishing. This book was released on 2016-02-12 with total page 344 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Please note that this book contains all three volumes of the Glass Castle series. If you buy this book, you are getting books One, Two, and Three in one complete package. Riley Johnson was a promising young scientist at a prestigious research university when he met Maddy, the girl of his dreams. Maddy was everything that Riley could have wanted in a woman, except that Maddy was hiding a secret that could unravel Riley's entire life. This secret ends up taking Riley to places and giving him experiences he couldn't have dreamed in his worst nightmares. Through everything, Riley's love for Maddy gives him a reason to keep pushing forward. But will that love be enough to see him through the tests that await him?
Download or read book Hell on Earth written by Craig Weaver and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2022-10-26 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hell on Earth: Dancing with the Elites & Running with the Junkyard Dogs By: Craig Weaver Craig Weaver comes from a great family, full of overachievers on both sides. A combination of intense childhood events, a traumatic injury, and a drug addicted doctor led Weaver to become an opioid addict at age 20. Still, he managed to maintain and become very successful. He combined two separate businesses into one colossal Home Delivery Service! Gourmet food and precious metals and diamonds! Weaver has lived two lives in one. His drug addiction took him to the secret societies hidden in backstreets of all cities and towns, yet he was socializing with the elites of the same towns. To survive, he would pretend he was in a thriller movie. For decades he hid his secret life. His addiction grew. He dove down the rabbit hole, descending to his own Hell on Earth. he became a desperate animal. At 120 pounds, organs shutting down, too afraid to commit suicide, Weaver reached his precipice. Then he had an epiphany. Enter the power and glory of God! A persistent vision of huge skyscrapers toppling down onto one another. It came to him. He must lose all to save himself! Everything must go! All money. All material wealth. He must become one with the earth. Thirteen years later, here he sits. Weaver is alive and blessed. He is on a new journey, but this time, God is with him. Someday Weaver will meet Him in the universe. The movie is playing on.
Book Synopsis Wow, No Thank You. by : Samantha Irby
Download or read book Wow, No Thank You. written by Samantha Irby and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2020-03-31 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Lambda Literary Award for Bisexual Nonfiction Award Winner • A rip-roaring, edgy and unabashedly raunchy new collection of hilarious essays from the New York Times bestselling author of We Are Never Meeting in Real Life. “Stay-up-all-night, miss-your-subway-stop, spit-out-your-beverage funny.” —Jia Tolentino, New York Times bestselling author of Trick Mirror Irby is forty, and increasingly uncomfortable in her own skin despite what Inspirational Instagram Infographics have promised her. She has left her job as a receptionist at a veterinary clinic, has published successful books and has been friendzoned by Hollywood, left Chicago, and moved into a house with a garden that requires repairs and know-how with her wife in a Blue town in the middle of a Red state where she now hosts book clubs and makes mason jar salads. This is the bourgeois life of a Hallmark Channel dream. She goes on bad dates with new friends, spends weeks in Los Angeles taking meetings with "tv executives slash amateur astrologers" while being a "cheese fry-eating slightly damp Midwest person," "with neck pain and no cartilage in [her] knees," who still hides past due bills under her pillow. The essays in this collection draw on the raw, hilarious particulars of Irby's new life. Wow, No Thank You. is Irby at her most unflinching, riotous, and relatable. Don't miss Samantha Irby's bestselling new book, Quietly Hostile!
Download or read book The Dream Lives On written by Anna Gill and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2016-05-11 with total page 327 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In The Dream Lives Onlatest entry in the rich series of Anna Gills Chesapeake novelscharacters from the past return to rescue Eastern Shore farms and farmers from a sinister plan being put in motion by a powerful political figure determined to make huge sums of money at their expense. Congressman Charles Lee, descendant of the historic Lee family of Virginia, and his new wife, Willa Carpenter, well-known romance writer, decide to live on an island in the Chesapeake after purchasing an old home in Tuckerton for their weekend retreat. It is here they begin to learn that what Charles did in the past to help watermen survive on the bay might well be what he is called to do again for the Chesapeakes farmers. In this novel of passion for a way of lifechampioning never-changing traditions in an ever-changing outside worldold friends and new ones come together in a significant show of force to preserve what they love the most. The watermens cause is put on hold while farminggrains, fruit, vegetables, and, especially, chickenstakes center stage in a power struggle that changes everything. The rhythm of life that cycles land and sea and the folks who care for both and has generated an entire way of life is just too important to let die.
