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Author : Kyle Baker
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 114 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (479 download)
Download or read book Womens I Was Normal Three Kids Ago Funny New Mom S Gift written by Kyle Baker and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-03 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Womens I Was Normal Three Kids Ago Funny New Mom s Gift/h3>
Author : Journals For Everyone
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781092333559
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (335 download)
Download or read book I Was Normal Three Kids Ago: Blank Lined Notebook. Awesome and Original Gag Gift for Women, Mom, Sister; For Mother's Day, Birthday... written by Journals For Everyone and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This funny notebook/journal will make a great gift for a mom who works every night and day to make sure you have everything you want and someone who is always there for you. Surprise her this mother's day with this funny and sarcastic gag gift to make her laugh but also a very useful gift, a notebook perfect to carry everywhere! A great and original alternative to a card, she can use this after the day she gets it and she'll be reminded everyday of your present. This is great as a journal or notebook perfect for you to write your own thoughts, get a little creative with poetry or just writing down lists or ideas. It is a 100 pages blank ruled journal ready for you to fill with your own writing and get a little creative every now and then. 100 pages of high quality paper (50 sheets) It can be used as a journal, notebook or just a composition book 6" x 9" Paperback notebook, soft matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college... It will make a great gift for any special occasion: Christmas, Secret Santa, Birthday...
Author : Magic Journal Publishing
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781094943244
Total Pages : 109 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (432 download)
Download or read book I Was Normal Three Kids Ago written by Magic Journal Publishing and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-17 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lined 6x9 journal with 108 blank pages. This is the perfect and inexpensive birthday, appreciation or Mother's day gift for moms to doodle, sketch, put stickers, write memories, or take notes in. Grab this amazing journal gift now!
Author : Suki Edwards
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (34 download)
Download or read book Notebook written by Suki Edwards and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-25 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Share Love Cute For Youth Marble Notebook and Journal With College Rule Line Composition | 100 Pages | Large 7'' x 10'' | Blank Ruled Lined Sheet for Men and Women to Write Marble Notebook and Journal With College Rule Line Composition | 100 Pages | Large 7'' x 10'' | Blank Ruled Lined Sheet for Men and Women to Write Design cover that fits perfectly into your bag You may find your homework to be a bit easier by organizing your notes in this Notebook Get inspired every day with your new inspirational journal - notebook - diary - with lots ofpace to write down all your thoughts and ideas
Author : Dorman Serena
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1797206249
Total Pages : 114 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (972 download)
Download or read book Mommy Cusses written by Dorman Serena and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2021-06-25 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of Go the F*ck to Sleep, Mommy Cusses is a hilarious novelty parenting book full of tell-it-like-it-is quotes, snarky lists, and too-true anecdotes that will resonate with new moms everywhere. For new-ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're-in-this-together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a "real" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collection of mom malarkey. There are real-talk quotes, helpful lists (such as "How to Look Like You Have Your Act Together"), "mom-tivities," and quizzes, all delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Packaged in a handy trim size with colorful illustrations throughout, Mommy Cusses is the perfect gift for moms and moms-to-be who need some comic relief. • GREAT GIFT: Mommy Cusses is super relatable and laugh-out-loud funny, making it an easy gift for Mother's Day or a baby shower, or an anytime gift for a parent. • PERENNIAL TOPIC: It doesn't take long to experience all the ups and downs of parenting. Mommy Cusses features timeless mommy humor that won't go out of style and a fresh look and feel that speaks to young parents. Perfect for: • Expectant parents and parents of children under 5 • Shoppers looking for a baby shower or Mother's Day gift for a friend, spouse, or daughter • Followers of the Mommy Cusses blog or Instagram account
Author : Edan Lepucki
Publisher : Abrams
ISBN 13 : 1683358872
Total Pages : 211 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (833 download)
Download or read book Mothers Before written by Edan Lepucki and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2020-04-07 with total page 211 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who was your mother before she was a mother? Essays and photos from Brit Bennett, Jennifer Egan, Danzy Senna, Laura Lippman, Jia Tolentino, and many more. In this remarkable collection, New York Times–bestselling novelist Edan Lepucki gathers more than sixty original essays and favorite photographs to explore this question. The daughters in Mothers Before are writers and poets, artists and teachers, and the images and stories they share reveal the lives of women in ways that are vulnerable and true, sometimes funny, sometimes sad, and always moving. Contributors include: Brit Bennett * Jennine Capó Crucet * Jennifer Egan * Angela Garbes * Annabeth Gish * Alison Roman * Lisa See * Danzy Senna * Dana Spiotta * Lan Samantha Chang * Laura Lippman * Jia Tolentino * Tiffany Nguyen * Charmaine Craig * Maya Ramakrishnan * Eirene Donohue * and many others
Author : Orna Donath
Publisher : North Atlantic Books
ISBN 13 : 1623171385
Total Pages : 273 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (231 download)
Download or read book Regretting Motherhood written by Orna Donath and published by North Atlantic Books. This book was released on 2017-07-11 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A provocative and deeply important study of women’s lives, women’s choices—and an ‘unspoken taboo’—that questions the societal pressures forcing women into motherhood Women who opt not to be mothers are frequently warned that they will regret their decision later in life, yet we rarely talk about the possibility that the opposite might also be true—that women who have children might regret it. Drawing on years of research interviewing women from a variety of socioeconomic, educational, and professional backgrounds, sociologist Orna Donath treats regret as a feminist issue: as regret marks the road not taken, we need to consider whether alternative paths for women currently are blocked off. She asks that we pay attention to what is forbidden by rules governing motherhood, time, and emotion, including the cultural assumption that motherhood is a “natural” role for women—for the sake of all women, not just those who regret becoming mothers. If we are disturbed by the idea that a woman might regret becoming a mother, Donath says, our response should not be to silence and shame these women; rather, we need to ask honest and difficult questions about how society pushes women into motherhood and why those who reconsider it are still seen as a danger to the status quo. Groundbreaking, thoughtful, and provocative, this is an especially needed book in our current political climate, as women's reproductive rights continue to be at the forefront of national debates.
Author : Jen Mann
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 0345549988
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (455 download)
Download or read book People I Want to Punch in the Throat written by Jen Mann and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2014-09-09 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear
Author : Patternfeed Mom Journal
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781707431588
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (315 download)
Download or read book I Was Normal 3 Kids Ago written by Patternfeed Mom Journal and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-11 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mom Funny Journal Notebook Gifts - Proud Mom Mum Journal -Mother's Day Journal Notebook - Great Gift Idea for Mom Gifts for Mum Mother - Christmas Gifts for Mom Journal Notebook. 6 x 9 inch 120 pages. A small diary / journal / notebook to quickly note down your thoughts before they disappear. Excellent for creative writing, for creating lists, planning schedules. About Your Notebook: Mother's Day Mom Journal Notebook The cover is printed with a durable matte finish. The Interior is filled with 6x9_120 journal sheets of paper. 120 journal ruled lined pages on cream paper. *Get your now and enjoy*
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Publisher : Michael Fulks
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 25 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book Grandparent-Parents written by and published by Michael Fulks. This book was released on with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Eryn Lynum
Publisher : Baker Books
ISBN 13 : 1493413449
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (934 download)
Download or read book 936 Pennies written by Eryn Lynum and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2018-02-06 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make the Most of Your Time with Your Children On the day of their baby dedication, Eryn and her husband were given a jar of 936 pennies. The jar contained a penny for every week they would raise their child until graduation, and they were instructed to remove one penny each Sunday as a reminder, placing it into another jar as an investment. At some point every parent realizes time is moving swiftly, and they ask themselves, How am I investing in my child? Through personal stories and biblical examples, 936 Pennies will help you discover how to capture time and use it to its fullest potential, replacing guilt and regrets with freedom. Meanwhile, your kids will see how simple choices, like putting the cell phone down and going on a family hike, will make all the difference. Together you will stretch time and make it richer. Craft a family legacy in tune with God's heartbeat as you capture a new vision for your children and learn the best ways to spend your pennies.
Author : Mom Pages Press
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781688669048
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (69 download)
Download or read book I Was Normal Three Kids Ago written by Mom Pages Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-26 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Features Of This Notebook Include: 110 pages (55 double-sided sheets). 6x9 inches with a soft cover. Glossy-finished cover for a professional look.
Author : Creative Juices Publishing
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781986660228
Total Pages : 110 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (62 download)
Download or read book I Was Normal 2 Kids Ago written by Creative Juices Publishing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-03-19 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Mother's Day Gift Journal. 6x9 lined notebook
Author : Stefanie Hochmeyer
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (818 download)
Download or read book I Was Normal Three Kids Ago Funny New Tired Mom written by Stefanie Hochmeyer and published by . This book was released on 2020-09 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: College Ruled Notebook Paper and Diary to Write In / 120 Pages / 8.5"x11" This College Ruled Notebook Paper is perfect for birthdays, Christmas, Hanukkah, Valentine's Day, anniversaries, and everyday gift ideas! Our design is unique in its variance, and in turn, its openness to change. It is ephemeral and often difficult to stay ahead of.
Author : Lisa Heffernan
Publisher : Flatiron Books
ISBN 13 : 1250188954
Total Pages : 352 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (51 download)
Download or read book Grown and Flown written by Lisa Heffernan and published by Flatiron Books. This book was released on 2019-09-03 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: PARENTING NEVER ENDS. From the founders of the #1 site for parents of teens and young adults comes an essential guide for building strong relationships with your teens and preparing them to successfully launch into adulthood The high school and college years: an extended roller coaster of academics, friends, first loves, first break-ups, driver’s ed, jobs, and everything in between. Kids are constantly changing and how we parent them must change, too. But how do we stay close as a family as our lives move apart? Enter the co-founders of Grown and Flown, Lisa Heffernan and Mary Dell Harrington. In the midst of guiding their own kids through this transition, they launched what has become the largest website and online community for parents of fifteen to twenty-five year olds. Now they’ve compiled new takeaways and fresh insights from all that they’ve learned into this handy, must-have guide. Grown and Flown is a one-stop resource for parenting teenagers, leading up to—and through—high school and those first years of independence. It covers everything from the monumental (how to let your kids go) to the mundane (how to shop for a dorm room). Organized by topic—such as academics, anxiety and mental health, college life—it features a combination of stories, advice from professionals, and practical sidebars. Consider this your parenting lifeline: an easy-to-use manual that offers support and perspective. Grown and Flown is required reading for anyone looking to raise an adult with whom you have an enduring, profound connection.
Author : Selena Johnson
Publisher : Way Worse Than You
ISBN 13 : 9789693292428
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (924 download)
Download or read book Unmasking Moms written by Selena Johnson and published by Way Worse Than You. This book was released on 2023-08-13 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Parody of There are Mom Way Worse Than You! Best Gifts for New Mom, With No Profanity. Dive into the wildly reassuring pages of Unmasking Moms! Ever felt overwhelmed by motherhood? Are you Worried you are not doing your best as a New Mom? Are Your Kids Driving you Crazy Every Minute and you are thinking of Just Running Off? Do you look at your Kids and Feel Like you are the Worse Mom on Planet Earth? Then This Unmasking Mom Book is For You, it'll prove to you in hilarious and heartwarming Words and Poems that there are Mom way Worse than You Brace yourself as this uproarious book plunges into a world where babies free-fall 6-feet during birth (giraffes, take a bow!), and Michelin-star dining comes with an appetizing side of poop (courtesy of the California mouse)! Swiftly navigating the eccentricities of animal parenting with a comedy goldmine, you won't just giggle - you'll guffaw! And, as the animal tales unravel, stand tall, human mommas! You're the crowning glory amidst the wild tapestry of parenting! Grab this gem for a tempest of laughter, a dollop of wisdom, and a whole lotta love - your pep-talk in book form, reassuring new and expectant moms that they are the ultimate she-roes in nurturing! ❤️ #MatriarchOfTheWild #RockstarMom #QueenOfTheJungle #MomGoals Scroll Up Now and Click The Buy Button To Get This Special Book
Author : Kami Gilmour
Publisher : Group Publishing (Company)
ISBN 13 : 9781470748470
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (484 download)
Download or read book Release My Grip written by Kami Gilmour and published by Group Publishing (Company). This book was released on 2017 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Saying goodbye to a child as they leave the nest and learn to fly ushers parents into an emotional time of grief, joy and nostalgia. Release My Grip, by popular blogger Kami Gilmour, offers inspiration and practical insight as she reveals the surprising truth she learned while knee-deep in this sacred season of parenthood. Often humorous and always honest and hope-filled, these stories have equipped and encouraged the hearts of millions on the popular SoulFeed blog. In this keepsake book, you'll discover how this time can be fertile ground for deepening your relationship with Jesus. You'll also gain the practical tools you need to help you pause, reflect, and capture the words on your heart during your own unique journey as a parent of a young adult fledgling--from high school graduation through the years that follow. With every chapter of Release My Grip, you'll find: - Compelling reflection questions that draw you into the peace of God's presence and promise, gently shifting your focus from the loss you feel to the richness and hope of a new season that's just beginning. - Relevant Scriptures to ponder--words that reveal God's heart, bringing relief and hope in the midst of wondering and worrying. - Practical challenges that help you adjust to the rhythm of life's "new normal" and maintain meaningful connection with your young adult child. - Journaling spaces that make it easy to capture your letting-go journey as it unfolds, making this book a treasured keepsake to reflect back upon.
